Teammate steals you kill

*your

>Dont worry, it's only cosmetic.

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Kitty didnt even kill it gobbler did

>Opponent spams evasion.

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imagine being one of the other baby chickens and witness that. kek

Cows and deer eat mice without hesitation though only if they happen to be in that patch of grass.

We've made a joke of chickens because of farming and culture, but there's little reason to think they can't be vicious predators. I mean look at them, they're pretty much ground falcons.

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>Enemies can detect invisibility cloak

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>tank leaves the party for too long

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there was an attempt

>Be a raptor
>They call you a chicken

I don't give a shit about that at all, as long as the cocksucker is dead and out of the way.

fucking delete this

So do lizards

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Truly the new T-rex, chickens are little dinosaurs.

based, i wonder how many people would slit their wrists hearing david attenborough narrating this

>LOOKING FOR BAAL?

They evolved from dinosaurs they can evolve back into them

we need a nigga to post some reptar.

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damn what a savage lol

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jesus how horrifying

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youtube.com/watch?v=2sUI-Bqn_FE

FUUUUUUUUCK

L'Oréal

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nature is cool.

What the fuck did that cat mean by this?

>me playing monster hunter world

nice

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>HUGE COCK embarrasses pathetic PUSSY

KITTTTTTYYYYYYYY

Yea, it doesn't care about feelings of faggots, i can respect that.

Why do a lot of animals seem like they hate or fear mice and rats?

Jesus

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*You're

Animals who didn't fear mice and rats got infected with awful diseases and died.

*Er'uoy

Rodents and small mamals steal their eggs. Also they are tasty. The eggs at least i didn't have a rat, i think?

this is why stamina meters exist

Holy shit they're fucking huge

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They don't "hate" they are just predators and rat/mice are their prey, there are no feelings, you don't hate the cow you ate do you? I mean, why would you? is just food.

>when your inventory is full

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What's happening here

you mean Healer goes AFK

*crunch*
*crunch*
*crunch*

It's like in dynasty warriors when the yellow team shows up

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They're widely seen in the animal world as the equivalent of these guys in Golden Axe. You beat the everliving shit out of them to sustain yourself like your life depended on it (it usually does), because you might not get the chance again when you need it. They're perfect prey, besides how fast they are.

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New player rolls on a pvp server

>pierce resist up

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weird for both the parents to have left it alone, is this normal penguin behaviour?

>teammate mistakes you for an enemy

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P2W player vs F2P player

Who won?

>Did I do the right thing?

HELP ME...

everyone laughs at chickens until an angry rooster comes after them

kek

>game has physics that you didnt know about

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Nah.
t. country boy

>no climax
fuck you m8

>Hippo running from a fucking lion

For what reason

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The Lion's buddy showed up and the Hyenas retreated.

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fucking slut

lions older bro showed up later

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At least it was quick

I remember this in DC. He gets rescued his brother.

>Stop playing MMO with your mates for a weekend
>Fall too far behind to catch up and do anything with them

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>that insult after death

Someone post the elephants being scared to death of 1 mouse and explain this.

penguins are dickheads so it's no big loss

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Name one mob fight that isn't cancer

based dumpster

who won

If you've ever seen a Cassowary in the flesh you'd understand how something that is essentially a big chicken can be terrifying. Incredibly erratic and violent. Stick me in with the fucking lions over one of these cunts.

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>carlton asks uncle phil to make him a sandwich for the last time

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>teammate is paralysed

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my dog does that with her toys and i'm always afraid she's gonna get a concussion when she slams her head into the furniture

is that pic related's great grandpa?

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NOOOOOO NANODA!

>objective: survive

The cobra gave up and the monitor just kept twitching on the road according to the source video.

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so fucking stupid to sit there and film that
I would've been screaming my head off at that cat and throwing stones or getting my pistol to kill that gator and I don't even particularly like cats

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wasnt there another one with these two that involved the manlet being stuffed inside a suitcase?

Female Hippo. They're more herd oriented and won't get aggressive alone. They'll still bite you if you're dumb enough to harass it right in it's face.

A male hippo will straight murder you on sight because fuck you.

>average Yea Forums thread

I feel like this shit would get inplanted in your mind with enough exposure.

>Yea Forums.webm

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why are they so lanky

Everything dies, least you can do is enjoy the show.

Are Penguins the poo loo's of the animal world?

Just the way they are.

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How? it didn't crush it's head. wouldn't it still be feeling it for like hours?

lastwhitemanonearth.webm

gotta be fucked in the head to just stand and film it in all fairness

Funny thing is he was passed on all those cows for one twice the size.

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my heart just broke

that's... that's not cool man... that ain't cool at all

that reflex lets them take a swipe or bite at the throat of another animal pouncing them

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Dumpster was constricting its chest, he'd have suffocated in 2 minutes tops, and that's if it didn't get its ribs crushed and they splintered into its lungs.

why are penguins just constantly standing around?

>He doesn't know
youtube.com/watch?v=zE4U7MqBgqo

someone post the bird stamping on the snake

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>Get cut in a half feel it for hours
It's not how this work. Also if you would feel extreme pain you would simply pass out it's mechanism that relives you from pain resulting from body damage that will kill you anyway.

>accidently aggro high level enemy

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cute

What the fuck is wrong with nature?

pajeets are polite enough to do it on a designated street instead of just shitting on each other

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Why doesn't the guy fuckin' move

why are elephants such cunts? jesus

It's a harsh world.

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but why

Nothing, your perception of nature is wrong.

Hitting a deer fucks your car. Hitting a moose fucks YOU

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>enemies can't open doors

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>FUCK OFF NEWFAGS
>FUCK OFF NEWFAGS

Fucker wouldn't be doing that if they didn't have their horns removed.

An "ai" putting composite images over a toad.

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reminder that roos can do this
youtube.com/watch?v=Jt1C9qmuh_g

what's that fant's problem?

Typical republicans

what the fuck did nature mean by this?

>fucks their shit up because they made eye contact

are elephants niggers?

>the camera crew just left the chick to freeze to death

>Aussies have to deal with this on a daily basis

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If I remember right, that penguin being shit on is basically the NEET of the group, and everyone shitting on him is nature's way of spurring him to not be a useless piece of shit

:'(

Prime directive mother fucker

You don't actually pass out from pain, your body produces things like adrenaline which numb the pain. If you've ever seen videos of guys walking around after getting their leg or arm blown off or ripped off, that's why they can. Generally you pass out from things like blood loss or lack of oxygen.

moose pooper eats eggs?

I still don't understand how or why these exist. If nature was a game, I'd report this as a bug.

stop making me sad

hard and fast rule of photojournalism. NEVER intervene
animals dying, kids dying, anything

oi lez ya fuckin' druggo wake up
check out this fuckin shit I got for ya

is this the late night /an/ thread

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roos are impressively irascible
youtube.com/watch?v=36tBS6dXo-U

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>Humans change nature
REEEEEE
>Humans try to not change nature
REEEEEE

>game doesn't have a tutorial

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You thumped a monkey

its the principle of the matter.

WHAT THE FUCK

u mirin

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Hahah what the fuck

ok, this is kino

Cause they can.
Kill or be Killed.

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gulls are assholes

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there's no way that feels good

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Lizards are cool.

vegans BTFO

STR vs DEX

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nobody calls me CHICKEN

Yes.
It is a general rule that when driving you pretty much don't drive down the ditch for any animal except for moose.
What'll happen is that you will just clip the big fucker's legs it'll send its whole gigantic mass crashing down on your seat with the speed you're approaching it, most likely killing you in some twisted way to die.
t. leaf

>friend puts you on ignore list

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Underrated statement.

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What does kangaroo taste like?

TEAM KILL TIME.

youtu.be/6wrsbh-0fMA

youtu.be/mAR-8JTdcVw

youtu.be/3bUYx8h8TwA f

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Elephants are actually one of the "nicer" animals in nature, I'd bet that buffalo did something stupid earlier.

Either that or it's a young male during breeding season. They can be real cunts.

What animals have the chillest life?

Don't live in an environmental hellhole. Constantly have to keep one eye open or get eaten alive
Don't have to worry about some territorial elephant in a bad mood
Don't have to go days without eating if hunting is a bad streak

Truly majestic

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there a guy filming this, instead of taking the small guy and putting it up there with the others.
these environmentalists are truly disgusting heartless cultists. they are so self-centered on not "interfering" with mother nature, they lost all notion of humanity.

why

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monkeys consider throwing the shoe to be the worst form of disrespect

>not carrying weapons on you at all times

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>you aggro a high level enemy on accident

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kitty, it may smell like it, but that aint tuna

The platypus is peak evolution.

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That's got to be the grand pussy of all alligators

reminder aussies can do this
youtube.com/watch?v=JXopaLGwYrQ

>Runescape fishing.webm

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;_;

shhh... only dreams now

Could a point blank shotgun blast down one of these fuckers effectively and definitely?

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Chickens are more closely related to T-Rexes than raptors.

>the cliff just keeps going
>and going
>and going
>Little bird hits the cliff and presumably dies
>Keeps bouncing as the cliff keeps going
>and going
>Still aren't at the bottom when the gif ends

CLUBBED

>the ending to Crisis Core

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OOOH MASSAH

>they cut to black
they'll show a penguin couple mourning the loss of their frozen child but wont show a baby seal being eaten by a polar bear?

Giant tortoises maybe

>You don't actually pass out from pain
You want to try it out?
>If you've ever seen videos of guys walking around after getting their leg or arm blown off or ripped off
No i didn't they all fall over if they lose leg.
Don't want to be edgy but if your internal organs are crushed you will die within seconds.

This is how man invented the wheel. He was pushing a rock and then stopped and thought. I can do this better.

>those futile attempts to peck him on the cheeks

:( what happened to this particular penguu

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kyaa!

dumbasses

Thank god the screen went black. That seal was surely saved.

probably some (possibly flightless) bird on an isolated island
being a kiwi must've been pretty chill until the cats turned up

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this makes me happy

>Hard mode changes the enemy AI

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>enemies can turn invisible

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>What life is like when humans are around.webm

impressive

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we wuz raptorz

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bugs because they think the least
no wild animal has a totally chill life because even apex predators have shit to worry about