>Oi! Dem gitz lookz like dey need a good stompin!
Oh FUCK! Warhammer Orks have invaded the world of the last game you played. How fucked is it?
Oi! Dem gitz lookz like dey need a good stompin!
Isaiah Morris
Gavin Garcia
>warhammer orks in sea of thieves
It might actualy be fun and exciting after the inclusion.
Cooper Cox
>warframe
not much
Nathan Clark
Apex.
Warhammer battle royale come at me you fucking slut. I probably wont even buy it, fuck gamesworkshop.
Luke Roberts
The only good thing about 40cringe is Orks. But they aren't as good as their fantasy counterpart.
Oliver Lee
last game i played was MTG arena so they invade Ravnica?
i think a city full of wizards would be fine against orks
Levi Flores
OI BOSS WOT HAPPENS IF DA LAST GAME DEY PLAYED WUZ IN OUR UNIVERSE? DO WEZ JUST GET TA INVADE MO' HUMIE WORLDS?
Zachary Watson
DAT JUST MEAN MOAR WAAAAAAAAAGH
Thomas Cruz
Battle royal 40K sounds stupid and fun at the same time
Robert Mitchell
>Dawn if War 2: Chaos Rising
Ughhhh... more timed missions?
Chase Cook
Why do fantasy fans hate 40K so much?
Kayden Howard
Vampirork - The Morkskurrade: Bluddlines
Jayden Gomez
because they jelly
Cooper Mitchell
Vermintide 2 and the world is just about to end so I guess they all join Chaos to butffuck the Empire?
Elijah Lee
>Mario Kart while baby sitting
DA RED UNS GO FASTA
Ayden Thomas
>AC7
rip
Charles Clark
Alien isolation. Oh shit.
Camden Cook
It’s more popular and it ended up killing Fantasy so it could be replaced with 40k 2.0
Gavin Clark
I don’t know, Ork pilot are pretty shit, you could make it for a while
Andrew Murphy
>Terratech
They just become another faction, would fit right in.
Jaxson Perez
Because it infested something good. Space Marines are cringe, the technology psycho babble like virusbombs or ww1 farm tanks is cringe. A god rejecting godhood yet demands people to obey him is cringe, LE PURGE XENOS XD is fucking cringe. Fantasy was far more level headed and not as retarded like 40kid shit. The Empire of Sigmar only resorting to drastic village killings by Witch Hunters only if signs of Chaos worship is found.
Joshua Scott
I can see Orks building something like this
Michael Walker
>vehikle breaks down and explodes right before crossing the finish line
>only a Gretchin attached to a flaming wheel makes it past the line
>DAT EANS WE UN ROIT?
Jayden Murphy
Did you get cucked by some 40k fan or something. I don't understand how you find space marines cringe, they are just jacked up super soldiers with big ass armor. The ww1 style is pretty cool though.
Cooper Ross
youtube.com
Chaos is the only true answer.
Logan Phillips
I'm telling you why 40k is garbage and isn't even close to the kino of Fantasy. It's retarded capeshit comicbook trash.
Nathaniel James
youtube.com
I am power.
Ryder Myers
>your retarded capeshit is comic book trash!
>my retarded capeshit is refined kino for refined gentlemen
Mason Clark
nigga you gay
Ryder Ross
Oh fuck me this is gonna be amazing.
Joshua Bell
Fantasy is less capeshit than 40cringe though. No autism advanced super power armor or explosive grenade rocket bullets. It's germanic built men fighting monsters of the Empire with smelted steel and gunpowder.
Juan Lewis
Yeah, shame about Age of Sigmar being so hilariously bad and I'd be mad about it also. Still, fantasy just isn't as fun to play in tabletop as 40K. The lore behind it is just bullshit, you play whichever army suits your playstyle. I like lots of models on the field and throwing dice all over the place, so I play Orks. The football hooligan nonsense is just gravy.
The only people who get weird about "the lore" are faggots.
Nolan Morales
Angel Ortiz
>can't wait till I remove 85% of my meaty bits
>fukken meatbags vibrating the meat inside their bags to make noises
>i want to speak binary already
>my feet hurt, can't wait to replace them
>wonder if I can develop a way to recycle the waste I produce and turn it into energy in a sort of perpetual motion machine
>these meatbags vibrate so loudly, wish I could shut off my hearing
Ian Johnson
>Pokemon
New Grass/Fighting type found
James Green
>People taking 40k and Fantasy lore seriously.
People seem to forget that the over the top grimdarkness is largely played for laughs.
Evan Torres
>Dawn of Man with orkz
Would play. Why isn't there a proper 40k RTS.
Connor Johnson
Five bucks says the SoBs keeping young alter boys for sex is canon.
Eli Rogers
>Total Warhammer 2
Uhh
John Sanders
>willfully ignoring the stupid parts of fantasy
It's all garbage my dude. You like swords and shields with flintlocks garbage, others like chain swords and energy shields with lasers garbage.
Easton Wood
isn't that also the appeal of the Imperial Guard in 40k too though?
Dominic Stewart
>Tianfall 2
Humanity is fucked.
Asher Ortiz
It's only super edgy grimdark shit in 40k though. The lore of Fantasy is wholesome.
Nolan Hughes
Jayden Cooper
How young are we talking here user?
>what is Dawn of War
Landon Russell
>green tier weapons are now the god tier weapons
good job
Hunter Fisher
Cadia broke before the guard did. Die Standing. Hold the Line.
Logan Peterson
tfw no orc gf
Jason Evans
>what is Dawn of War
Not a proper RTS that's what
Noah Miller
the last game i played has orks in it, they go largely ignored as there are more important things to do like collect snail jelly.
Ian Watson
ALIEN BEANS!
Luke Watson
I hope the warhammer orcs are ready to explore depression and mental health issues manifested as a difficult to climb mountain.
Cooper Miller
>Ace Combat Zero
Oi, yer alright m8?
Kayden Perry
>those shadows
Those imperial guardsmen are fucked, aren't they?
Isaiah Green
MAKE
THEM
SUPPER
Lucas Thomas
They wouldn't waste the ammo.
12-15.
Brandon Morales
> girls frontline
I'm not really sure
Camden Hall
>System Shock
Orks vs cyberpunk, basically. Who knows what would happen.
Isaac Baker
is that from space hulk tactics?
Carson Gonzalez
>Cadia broke
Wait, literally?
I thought this was a joke or something.
Owen Allen
Brody White
no the planet literally broke, it blew up
Charles Martin
Cadia has fallen brother. Iirc primarchs are returning too. Shits goin down.
Jackson Taylor
Would an Adeptus Astartes have a better chance of "passing on his gene seed" with a Sister of Silence or a Sister of Battle?
Jacob Taylor
Most people are forgetting that orks spread and grow like a virus as fungal spores- and once your planet is infected, it is incredibly hard to get rid of. And said spores wage larger and larger wars by shear force of collective, psycic will to wage unending waags.
Jason Howard
Nope. Cadia literally came apart at the seams while the Guard held the line.
Connor Garcia
what the FUCK
Dylan Watson
The Imperium secretly likes worlds with a low level ork infestation because it keeps them on their toes.
Nolan White
Charles Morris
The Guard continued fighting on the broken planet as chaos consumed it. And still held the line. They are heroes of the Imperium.
Charles Murphy
This sounds like bullshit, but some high members or even lords of terra have been crazier, so
Dominic Ross
Aside from the Empire, everyone is stupid as fuck in Fantasy, I like both and Im mad about AoS as any normal people with braincells but going one side is silly. I like both Fantasy and 40k alot
Joshua Peterson
Cadia fell and it was all part of Abaddon the Despoilers master plan. 12 Crusades to probe for weaknesses and test tactics, all paid off in the end. Tera and the golden toilet are next baby
Lincoln Jenkins
Isaiah Clark
Just started reading the books with Dark Imperium and Blood of Iax, should I keep reading these centered on Ultramar and Roboute?
Daniel Parker
>Implying Failbaddon will succeed.
Luke Cox
RRRROAJFOIAERJOFIAEJROFIJA
AMBUSH
DESTROY
Benjamin Scott
This is kind of what I imagine Ibram Gaunt to look like.
Currently rereading through Gaunt's Ghosts, on Honor Guard where he completely loses it at the loss of the holiest city in the Sabbat Words system. Dude straight up drinks himself nearly to death for three days straight, and then when called out on the alcoholic breath to the Lord General, says it's prayer wine.
What a fuckin boss.
For the Emperor.
Charles Thompson
>Implying Failbaddon will succeed.
Of course he can't, he's unArmed.
Leo Reed
Charles Cox
Nathan Sanchez
WIth a filename like that, should have had it behind a spoiler.
Charles Davis
yea abaddons gonna feel real fucking successful when he reaches terra and the new tyranid fleet is there, ghazkulls waagh is there, all the fucking eldar. too bad tyranids win cause muh shadow
Adam Lewis
If Aaron Dembski-Bowden infects the rest of the BL writters it will
Angel Foster
Angel Reyes
> Iirc primarchs are returning too
Ryder Murphy
>Supreme Commander
those orks are fucked
Easton Scott
>that
>gaunt
Perhaps in his younger days.
Mason Adams
female commissars are my weakness
Asher James
>Implying they won't make their own mechs.
Asher Wright
Julian Edwards
>implying they wont loot half of the shit in the game and turn it even more deadly
Zachary Lewis
>Orks invade another world
>Get super confused by the world
>WAAAAAAAAAGH really hard
>Reality shatters, destroying the invaded world and replacing it with a reality matching 40k the Orks native setting
All games are fucked
Jacob Bailey
Cooper White
>turns you into gold
lmao nothin personnel
Cooper Turner
The over the top wackiness and the ridiculous scale of warfare is what makes 40k enjoyable you pleb
Brayden Ward
All build times in supcom are canon, they have the magic ability to suck up and repurpose any mass and can teleport across the galaxy. Supcom is pretty fucking high tier.
Elijah Wood
Reminds me of the time when GW actually cared about fun and a friend of mine had an Ork army with a looted Monolith.
Bentley Hernandez
Reminder that RIGHT now at the dawn of year 42,000- the largest tyranid splinter fleet ever rec ordered barreled right into one of the singular largest ork waaaaggghhs encompassing multiple systems, and the two self replicating entities are now duking it out
whoever wins, the whole galaxy will lose.
Hudson Edwards
>yet ANOTHER big unconunterable threat
*Yawns*
Nathan Roberts
>whoever wins, the whole galaxy will lose.
[laughs in skeleton]
Colton Evans
In the end it will be Ork vs Nids
Lucas Cox
Noone took away your literal toys, autist, people just like the other setting better because the blending of gothic elements and sci-fi was a relatively novel concept (I know GW did not invent it, but they did popularize it) with aesthetics that are still strikingly unique to this day.
Warhammer lore is also as retarded, full of invincible capeshit power level tier characters like Nagash or Malekith, you're just pretending your own brand of autism is better because of the army you play, the Empire. Yeah they look normal, so does the Imperial Guard in the other setting, but their fans aren't as annoying.
Stop blaming 40k because GW made a shit follow-up and your fans abandoned your setting.
Elijah Jackson
>No sisters of battle being corrupted into lusty servants of Slaanesh.
Noah Cook
all
according
to
plan
while emprah rezzes on ultramar and reignites the great crusade
Ethan Gonzalez
This is your reminder that Eldar are allies now and all of you mon'keighs are going to like it.
John Robinson
monhun. so give me da biggezt an da baddezt you got, i guess. I could use a new hat.
Xavier Gonzalez
Would rather the Tau.
Noah Jackson
Stand back I'll show you how it's done!
Jaxson Stewart
Thanks lads, glad someone got it.
Dylan Evans
Andrew Smith
The Eldar shall be bred out of extinction and just be another strand of DNA in the Astartes gene seed
Jonathan Walker
Bentley Kelly
That sounds awfully heretical.
Adam Morris
You know, for all the grimdark non stop war, its time the "intelligent" races get their shit together and stop screwing each other over while killer mushrooms, daemons and nids get retardedly powerful. At this point, it would be pretty much unavoidable for them to help each other out fulltime.
Thomas Collins
MLB the Show. Orks have power but poor OBP so I think I'll be okay.
Ian Long
The last game I played was actual 40k on the tabletop.
Joshua Lopez
The Eldar are better off dead and the Tau are useless and naive.
Jason Kelly
Luis Young
Tau aren't nearly as useless now, they've finally figured out FTL/Warp travel and can appear anywhere in the galaxy whenever they want.
Cameron Morris
great. now post what femtau really look like
Dylan Nguyen
They're nothing in the grand scheme of things and their "FTL Breakthrough" was a staggering undertaking and is basically just a wormhole.
Matthew Walker
Jayden Campbell
Isaiah Jones
Are we not defeating the Emperor's enemies by turning their race into human hybrids
Tyler Brooks
well, they *could* but they're too busy panicking because they ripped a gloryhole in space so now their entire home system can get ORK'D by literally everyone
Elijah Ward
so this is how these house-shoe faced fucks are converting their slave races. some sort of hallucinogenic effect
Kayden Gray
post the other Castes females
Dominic King
I like the new Karl video better
youtube.com
Juan Young
Jeremiah Gomez
Imagine wanting to fuck the thing on the left
Luke Butler
looks like your average japanese woman, and we know how Yea Forums feels about them.
Cooper Torres
>starcraft 2
eeeeeeeh they'll probably be ok I guess? The protoss will be fine at least. They're already in the business of just fucking glassing planets that get infested by things they'd rather not fight.
Jose Edwards
Jack Watson
Perfection.
Ian Rodriguez
BLUED
Carter Thompson
OVER THE PROVERBIAL BREACH
Tyler Young
>its a Tau shill thread
Where is Commissar Valiance when you need him?
Robert Morris
Did you forget her?
Nathan Howard
(((Ethereals)))
Adam Bennett
If you've never read it before, you owe it to yourself to read about the best 40k roleplaying story ever told:
The Adventures of the All Guardsmen Party
theallguardsmenparty.com
Colton Sanchez
Yes.
Christopher Long
I'm a fantasy fag but 40k Orks outshine Greenskins every time for me. But 40k missed out on transferring Skaven.
Austin Wood
Best reading of the typical 40k intro
youtube.com
Angel Hall
>Overwatch
They fucked son.
Isaiah Phillips
>Dawn of War: Dark Crusade
Well this is awkward
Joseph Morgan
Cadia broke before the guard did user
Colton Sullivan