>I can fuck a drunk manchild or an ageless prettyboy vampire
>I'd better have the first one's babies
>t. Sypha Belnades
I can fuck a drunk manchild or an ageless prettyboy vampire
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Why she look like the bitch that got burned at the stake?
What the fuck would Alucard want to do with her?
pusy
Netflixvania was shit because no Grant.
I unironically liked this dude's edgy Power Rangers fan film
Alucard doesn't give a shit about pussy, he told Maria to fuck off he though she wanted her vampire d
Go easy on the poor girl. God hates her.
just started watching hellsing ultimate a few says ago. it's just dumb edgy fun.
i thought he got raped as a child. Maybe he hates sex because of that. sad.
>give birth to the greatest weapons against evil mankind will ever know
or
>fuck an emo twink with daddy issues
seems like a clear cut choice to me
It got much too Alucard fanwank in the 2nd Season. Trevor might as well not have been in the final few episodes. Also Hector being a naive dumbass who can't fight at all was pretty annoying as well.
Overall it was decent though, I wonder if it's going to be continued
Season 3 was already confirmed. No word on what its about yet, although Trevor's VA recorded some lines for it.
No one gives a shit about Curse of Darkness. They should just skip to Castlevania 1, make Simon the only character and focus on atmosphere, music and action, that would be kino.
Why didn't they make her lewd?
>had the choice of either a handsome vampire-hunting alcoholic or a vampiric long haired twink with papi issues
>chose the buff whipper
Sypha has the good taste. Vlad's still the most handsome motherfucker there, though.
Is it the same one guy who keeps making this exact thread with the same sort of OP post every time or what
no, you autist
Alucard doesn't give a fuck about relationships.
Dude is like the epitome of daddy issues. His entire life is dedicated to killing his dad.
>putting you in a collar and stepping on you
>not lewd
She couldn't ever fuck Alucard, since he's canonically gay.
he's gay in canon
She made the right choice.
Nah, he ends up with Maria.
He explicitly does not. He's gay.
Stop posting this
He might. Depends on how canon you consider novels/drama CDs.
She thoroughly explains why.
That's cuck shit. I want to put HER in a collar
>Alucard becomes gay to be seen as evil by God to make dad proud
What a good son
vlad suffers from oneitus though
God Castlevania 3 needs a remake so bad
Pachinko remake coming right up.
Be fucking glad you got an anime/cartoon, that's way more than most NES-era series can hope for nowadays.
just wait for it nigga
it was the will of the force that they be together
I WANT TO DRINK HER PISS
We will never get another Castlevania game.
shitty animation (just like with everything nowadays) but decent choreography
The fuck you mean? Castlevania III is over.
>i thought he got raped as a child
He didn't.
>he's gay
He's not. Quit making up shit to suit your fan canon.
Castlevania S2 was 90% boring vampire politics and boring study-time at the library, but the castle fight and the Dracula fight were fucking awesome.
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The rendition of Bloody Tears was great too.
These NPC vampires were so weird. They each had a distinct look and very expressive faces, as if they were at the brink of saying something, but they never did. Felt strange.
It could've easily been just 4 episodes long. Most scenes just dragged for too long.
alucard is 7 years old
Make a wish on her forehead. Rub it a few times.
Different Alucard vro.
Well it does make sense that Alucard is the only one who can really beat mad Drac. Mans a fucking legend. Trevor kicked plenty ass in the fight before, but they should have had him and Sypha help Alucard before Alucard would have finished Drac off.
thats femdom you dumb nigger
>tfw Bloody Tears starts playing as they make their way through Dracula’s henchman
Literal goosebumps.
>this post
t. straight male
Sypha said it herself in the show, Alucard might look like an adult, but he's really just a teenager in a grown body. Ay least the alcoholic is an adult, even if a petty one.
Stop making this fucking thread.
>getting beaten to the brink of death
That's just abuse, user.
Samurai Simon?
>manchild
>I hate old (white)men imma stronk women
Why does tranny discord keep winning lads
>Season 3 almost guaranteed to be about Curse of Darkness
>have to get through some PS2 games no one gives a fuck about until we get to another interesting adaptation
God hates you too, tripfaggot.
I'll never forgive Yea Forums for shilling this fanfic tier shitheap.
Which scene was better "Lies? In your house of God?" or "I'm killing our boy"
Trevor confronting the mob in season 3, discarding his cloak and showing off the family crest.