I've come to make an announcement: Steve's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking Fighter's Pass slot...

I've come to make an announcement: Steve's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking Fighter's Pass slot. That's right, he took his blocky fucking dick out, and he pissed on my fucking Fighter's Pass space, and he said that his moveset was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on 4channel.org, Minecraft Steve, you've got a weak moveset, it's as stale as this walnut except WAY staler...

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And guess what, here's what MY Final Smash looks like! That's right, baby! Tall points! No blocks! No pickaxes! Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!

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He fucked my roster chances, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck Ultimate! That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS!

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Except I'm not gonna piss on Smash Ultimate, I'm gonna go HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON SMASH MELEE!

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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, SALEM?! I PISSED ON MELEE, YOU IDIOT!

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YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING FIGHTER'S PASS! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, STEVE, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

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Good shit dude.
that video's absolute kino.
making me want the egg in the game.

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Based as fuck

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10/10

BASED

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