Had a look at what fucking pokemon me youngest had picked up on his adventures and the little shit had six fairy type pokemon on his fucking belt. Absolute disgrace I'm not letting my kid to grow up to be a bloody poofter or a nonce. Binned his fucking pokemon and banned him from playing with any more. Make sure ya kids grow up propa.
Had a look at what fucking pokemon me youngest had picked up on his adventures and the little shit had six fairy type...
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britposting is the best thing to happen on Yea Forums in a long time
>Dat betta not be tha fooking fairy thing la'...it is ent it?
it's called goalposting retard.
The little un got a team full o' fightin types, proper proud dad ere lads. Love a scrap me.
>britposting
fucking retard
sorry, I had no idea. I'm not a /pol/tard
>I'm not a /pol/tard
Goalposting is an /int/ and Yea Forums thing.
I work at a sports bar, have to deal with these mouthbreathers every day. I fucking hate football
I'VE CONQUERED ALL OF KANTO
IM NEVER GONNA STOP
JOHTO, HOENN SINNOH
WE'VE BEAT THE FOOKIN' LOT
The spackers, fuckin lovit
Goalposting originates from /pol/'s Brit/pol/
Splitting hairs.
>works in call centre
GO ON NGUBU! YOU LEGEND!
>drinks six Lidl ciders every night
FUCKING HAMMERED IT, YOU BEAUTY.
>spents his miniscule wages on football
DRINKS IN FOR THE LADS, GET THE BEVVIES IN
>blows the last of his money on pub trips with Tyler the Smiler
WA-HEEEYYY IM FUKKEN HAMMERED I AM MATE
>vomits his gristle and child filled kebab into the gutter
WOT DA FUCK YOO JUST CALL NGUBU
>has eight kids he can't afford, each one more stupid than the last
UP THE LEFT SIDE, GO ON KHALID
>*London, becomes minority British and other cities follow*
ON YER ED BGWAMBE MY SON
>*another pakistani grooming gang is discovered, bring the tally of abused girls to over 100,000*
RANJEET SHOOTS
>*25,000 islamic terrorists on the government watchlist*
HE SCORES
>*stabbings, rapes, acid attacks doubles on the previous year*
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Found this guy on twitter a while ago constantly posting angry tweets about "remoaners" and these threads reminded me of it.
Guess my meme history must be wrong then.
any news on the ngogo-smith transfer?
That guy looks like a living meme
>Rockstar Norf
>it's blue for Rockstar North
It's the little things.
>Ya there Bazzamate?
>wake up mate! We've got a little surprise for yer.
>Yer'll never guess what, well, we had a little chat with the pokemon league... 'nd we got the Elite Four to come 'nd visit ya.
>Ngubu, Mbwembe, Ngogo 'nd Gabwele... they're all here mate..
I love how the meme is real.
He looks like he passed away 45 years before meeting the players.
Based Tango.
This just makes you look like an ass. Stick to the actually funny stuff
cringe and redditpilled
go back
YO CAN STICK YOUR FUCKIN SALAD UP YOUR ARSE!
Then you don't know how it works you fucking mutt. It brings like to shit but in a humorous way. Just because you are a brittle minded faggot who is scared of race doesn't mean you get to bitch about it.
WE LOVE YOU SQUIRTLE WE DO
WE LOVE YOU SQUIRTLE WE DO
WE LOVE YOU SQUIRTLE WE DO
OHHH SQUIRTLE WE LOVE YOU
COME AN HAVE A GO IF YOUR HP'S HIGH ENOUGH!!
Let me guess, you consider le ebin wojak and pepe edits to be funny.
>brit/pol/ has entered the thread
All devoted sports fans are retards.
eddie is a nonce.
HE'S BIG HE'S ROUND HE SHAKES THE FUCKING GROUND, SNORLAX! SNORLAX!
kek
nowt rong wiv a btec
stop laffin
I'VE GOT A SHINY BELLSPROUT
AND SUDOWOODO TOO
I'M A POKEMASTER
COS I LOVE A FOOKIN DUEL
I fucking hate this country.
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>duel
ITS TIME TO DU-DU-DU THESE 5'S
m8 u woz about to get a slap but you delivered da goods
fuckin lejjund
wota tune !!!
>MEET POI SOSIJ WOLS CAMON INGLUND GIVUS A GOL
i can hear the stereotypical voices that would sing that shit, i love it
>Soldier & Demoman going to the Galar Region and taking all their opponents' hats
Do burgers secretly love the banter like we do? Because SS has been really fun
"a contest with deadly weapons arranged between two people in order to settle a point of honour."
okay, it's more associated with Yu-Gi-Oh but still relevant here
they're american, they probably don't like the attention not being on them
Based
fuck I love norfposting
they don't understand it, and can never be made to understand it.
same
t. norfman
Burger here.
While I can't say I fully understand it, I find these threads entertaining. Certainly better than anything else on this shithole.
we fucking love it
As self-fellating as Americans are, we absolutely adore England's different accents, compared to our more global accent. Like, we have state accents (except for Boston), you guys have city accents.
Fuck off moralfag
goin' to greggs in a bit, what you lads want?
>norfposting
DONT FORGET ABOUT SOUF U CUNT OR ILL SMASH YOUR FUCKIN 'ED IN
sosij roll
I meant do you enjoy banter aimed at you
av ad e fookin nuff of yew suvern cunts
1 tuna crunch
1 sosij wol
1 ribena
1 cheez n onion crisp
an a cheeky donut m8
'ate pickachoo
'ate zoobat
'ate mankee
luv lickytongue
simple as
fuk off souf cunt
not whyte, so I divint like it
simple as
I don't feel bothered by it. It's just friendly banter, right?
This shit is already getting old.
whateva trevor but just don't be racist in there, you'll get kicked owt
for you
fukken norvan Mankee
Oh. I don't mind it, but on Yea Forums it's mostly just "Dios mio 56% Mutt lol" shitposting. I liked it when Europeans made fun of us for being obese and eating trash.
Oh no Yea Forums is leaking
Ice slice please lad.
>'ate zoobat
top lad
CAM ON INUGRLAN'
yeah it was amazing when it was tied into the pokemon but this is just the same memery
Wait, if both North England and South England are depicted as fat & stupid, which part of England isn't fat & stupid?
top lad
there is a difference between norfposting and muttposting I think.
Americans are, on average, offended by muttposting. Some will support it, but on average they're against.
norfposting is almost entirely supported by British posters and they are the ones who perpetuate it, even norfs (like myself)
*BANG* *BANG*
SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS
MIDUL
literally all of england is fat and stupid
t. from hertfordshire
none of it. Such is the state of our country, but we can laugh at ourselves so post norfs and soufs
fukkin
divina like
BASH THAT FOOKIN POOFTER
*BELLY DRUM*
*eats leftovers*
USE YOR FOOKIN SOLAR BEAM
*BELLY DRUM*
*eats leftovers
FAHK YOUR STEALF ROCKS
>beepboop bleep
woju fuckng call me m8 ? u call me fat ?
RAIN CONTINUES TO FALL
Has there been a Pokémon Norf and Souf edit yet?
>there is a difference between norfposting and muttposting I think.
oh no noo noooo
need Pokemon hooligans in this game
Pretty much what said, except obesity rates trend upwards as you go north. Northerners pretend that there isn't disparity in wealth too, but we all know it's a crock of shit.
tfw 2/3rds of your country are fat
>36 posters
recycled to death meme general
>linking to kym
Kill yourself
>he thinks england divides themselves just by north and south
There's banter for every possible direction, and even more accents
>global accent
the deep south would liek to have a word with u
>lose a battle
>instead of blacking out you have the option to bash your opponent
>t. Yank who doesn't understand norf and souf posting
What do you want me to think, looking at this image you have just created? I really don't know
>Souffy uses belly bounce
>it's super effective
not the guy you're replying to, but it has its use
>not using sources judiciously and getting all of your information in dribs and drabs from retarded 4channers
kys
Luv FIFA
‘ate PES
Simple
In awe at the absolute size of this la-
oh nevermind
>Yea Forums makes fun of british hicks
haha based
>Yea Forums makes fun of american hicks
NUKE COMMIEFORNIA KILL LIBKEKS
is it just american hicks can't take the bantz?
cos half the cunts are in the pub with a pint in one hand and a bacon butty in the other
>admitting to being a retarded newfag
Lurk for two years before posting
Luv fire
'ate fightin
Simple as
>telling an oldfag to lurk
>IT'S A FACKIN DODUO!!
>And he's an arsehole!
WHOS THE CHAMPION
Pretty much. I work in a school. It's really sad to see the overweight rate is like 10% in schools, but 60% in adulthood. Cars don't help either, to be honest, some people are fucking lazy and will drive literally 2 roads away to go to a shop.
America have an IQ lower than room temperature outside of elite and prestigious institutions.
Australia have a societal problem where 99% of the population has aspergers that makes judging social appropriacy impossible.
Kiwis are usually ok, Canadians would be better if they didn't have to exist so close to Americans and fake muslim Frenches.
>belly drum
Holy shit my sides
'ATE MYOOTOO
'ATE MYOO
'ATE PEEKACHU
SIMPLE AS'
Anglos stick together
fucking brilliant
what on earth makes you think that
'ate the souf
'ate Soggle
'ate Team IRA
'ate Kalosians
'ate Unovamutts
'ate Kunto chinks
Simple as
britain is literally eastern europe tier
too right cunt
just don't let france see or it might look gay
had a good kek at this. saved
oh its way to late for that
what makes you say that?
>america
>anglo
mother of blob
fackin' norfen mankey
YA FUCKIN WOT CUNT
WEEEYYY BRITAINYA
BRITAINYA RULE THE WAVES
got me some tat from poudlands lads
how can you say this? Most europoors i see on this site are absolute mouthbreathers. I dont even get where the america is stupid shit comes from outside of pure euro hatred lol.
That doesn't just only go for sports. If your life only revolves around a single thing, you're doing something wrong.
>no finland
:(
i want a post apocalyptic game set in ingerland where the rival factions wear opposing football kits
>finngolian literally can't read
It is right there, great and mighty Khan
Read that in his voice.
hearing this from Yea Forumsirgins is hilarious
>inb4 I have other hobbies like anime and "drawing"
all that accomplishment and yet its still getting assraped by germany as we speak
I have other hobbies like jacking off and jacking off harder
>how can you say this?
You understand who your president is, don't you? Remember Bush? He existed too. I know you're going to say "well they aren't the whole population", but bud, they're the face of your country. America doesn't have a terribly good track record as it is. For what it's worth, I thought The Boondocks (cartoon) was a parody, and then I watched Louis Theroux's documentary on Milwaukee.
Your country actually makes me feel sad that it exists. Feels like it's looking into the future of England as people get fatter, dumber, and more ignorant on significant issues like vaccinations because your insatiably and unendingly stupid nation is the home of so much disinformation.
At least you used to make some ok video games.
>amerifats will never know this feel
oh fuck off hans you always take this stuff seriously
>that kara boga flag
Germans don't understand banter
Thank god I'm not a mouthbreathing bong who screams at the telly when the ball goes in the net
im australian lol
:O oh lol i ddnt even noitice it
sneaky cunt
then you don't have much to fucking laugh about at all do you
imagine willingly living in australia
yeah you'd never get your breath together to fucking do it
soon as your doordash arrives though you've got your mobility scooter off charge quick as a flash
can't handle the 'banter'
He's not willing Steven, we shipped them there you insensitive prick
>Human accomplishment includes art
>Starts at 1400
>Ends at 1950
pathetic.
Germany is the most noteworthy country in Europe, next being Britain.
The way it's in all caps made me fucking lose it.
>pennsylvania
thats just how its is there
>lets sudanese gang members off the hook to not look racist
I literally can't tell brits and east euros apart
Umm yikes
Based
Post the one where he tells baby pepe/apu to bash someone or something
Im a burger and I absolutely love mutt posting.
When i go outside, I cant help but chuckle to myself when I see people who look just like the 56% face
there's no difference between belarus and england
CAM ON YA CUNTS
the pub froze..as if time itself had slowed... the giggles of terry & baz became slurred... the confrontation of the century has begun. Souf FC took two massive strides towards norf FC before bouncing forward and slamming his mountainous belly into Norf FC's chest. *boom*. the gods would be proud. Norf FC flies backwards stumbling over himself... all honour and joy has left him. but it gets worse. *crack* ... his back hits the corner of the snooker table. he's going down. *thud* his head smacks against a chair. *wahey* his flailing arm knocks a pint of fosters and a glass of rum n coke all over him. the shame. he gurgles the cocktail of sweat and beverage and desperately tries to get up. Souf FC is victorious once again.
Nah only in Filthadelphia
seriously these people could just as easily be brits
it's always been a cancerous forced meme.
?
'ate stalin
'ate gorbachoff
'ate crushcheff
luv me squats
simple as
I literally can't tell americans and africans apart
norf fc is the very definition of an unforced meme though.
As an american, norfposting seems to represent good ol lads, they may be ugly and fat but they're having a good time, watching footy, drinking together, it's fun.
Muttposting just reminds me that this country is getting fucked by illegal immigration, what little culture we have disappearing. The abundance of race mixing and the death of white america, it's not fun.
Why is the setting B&Q of all places
proper place to show the lass some wood innit
>tfw used to contribute to that North West
>tfw no longer a turbo fatty
Went from 42 BMI to 23.
Hell yeah.
mines 21.6 is that gud :3
based
What qualifications do I need to be a nonce hunter?
Every Empire falls
a mobile phone and a facebook profile
don't forget the license
For me, it's middul...
fookin centrist bastid
God's own country.
Fuckin' hell, good on you user.
>the absolute state of Pakistan
LEL
nowt wrong wit a bit of sharing lad, ngube scored us goals, he can score our gals
>BMI higher than 17
What the fuck are you doing?
too rite mate, crackin lad I've always said, crackin lad
is a good thread ere lads innit
>Have fetish for scottish accent
>Coudn't even watch brave withouth getting a boner for Merida
>Now the internet has decided the new Pokemon girls all speak with a scottish accent
I still don't know it this is good or bad.
aye mint but it needs more pogeymons
>bragging about being anoreix
uhhh okay.....
>mutts having to persuade our memes to look cool
Really show the level of Americans.
okay porky
wut's 'at lad?
like the dog fites doon the back of the pub
hmmm yah totoally a porker......
..........................................
.........................................
>Americans call poopy neigh hay HORSE EXCREMENT.
Oi, u cheeky norf cunts! U wanna contrac' N'gubu?! No fookin' way maties, tis da souf he's stayin' at!
It's not a bad flavor of the month.
it's been around since the world cup last year.
Yes, but not /vp/ themed version tho.
Also,
SAY THE LINE, ENGLAND!
I'm not English, sorry pal
I just ment the semis reactions
youtube.com
NAH NAAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAH CITY!
THIS
me on the left
come on citeh
Fuck it's all too real.
ITS FACKING CAMMING HOME
>mfw these threads will actually make me buy a switch just for this
Fuck.
me sneaking around like a fukkin gollum on meth touching that right bloke's arse
"Yeah go pose with the corpse lads, it'll get the club some likes on Facebook.."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE FUCKEN SQUIFFED IT!
Genuinely terrifying.
I really hope they slip again this year
I love when video games are realistic. :^)
Me dying of a stroke on the right.
They will, they still have to play against Chelsea.
m8 I don't actually know sports not gonna tell no lies m8
Muttposting is fine when it's in offtopic/shitposting threads. But when it's used by people who lose arguments and are trying to save face, it gets annoying.
>Tfw Britain can't even compete with a bunch of dumb mutts on a global scale
Wow you guys are stupid, you're right.
Lads...
...
absolute ledge on the drink that lad
Jesus Christ.
chip chungus that one
Britain is the most anti-anime and anti-nerd culture country I've ever seen.
I will legit meet more weab friends in saudi arabia than this shithole full of soccer cocksuckers and binge drinking retards
Liverpool was like most fookin cities. Too many mouths, not enough benefits. When we faced the Hillsburracaust.. I offered a solution
Hooliganism, at random. Dispassionate. To Suvvern fairy cunt to posh London spacker alike..
With all the six sponsorships. I could simpleh snap my fingers, and Souf F.C - along with the Torehs would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.
When I'm done, half of Ingurland will still exist. Perfectleh balanced, as it propa shud be.
Edgy boi right here
anime turns you into a poofter or a korean ladyboy.
simple as.
I ain't no fookhin nonce mayte. Nah I 'ave to say sailor moon was me first crush like, but there's no shame in tha'.
and that's a good thing
This post, this post does put a reet fukkin smile on me face like
>british weebs
youtube.com
Texan burger here, I love this shit so much
shud aim for me fookin ed, cunt
Do jelly babies still exist?
Even Lion bars still exist mate
The sun neva sets on willy wonka
Me tummy can't 'andle 'em. Sick as an 'ound they make me.
NO NONCE WILL GET IN OUR WAY.
youtube.com
Favorite mc?
this was in russia for the last world cup
IN-GER-LAAAND
IN-GER-LAAAND
INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAAAND
>vuh ennaychess
ooooh jeh ruh me coooor bin
OOOOH JEH RUH ME COOOOR BIN
Redpill of the day: every board is the same you facking nonce
>he plays Madolches
Amazonesses are the better waifu deck
Said no one ever
>tfw genuine Norf man with genuine Norf physique
Love me pies, love me pints
You'll never guess what 'appened
Alright then get me some jelly babies
>born and raised in indiana
>mom's from tennessee
>subconsciously default to hillbilly southern charm accent when in new situations because nervous
>mfw every fucking time i get asked where im from and have to explain
Memes like this have made me hate the anglos. They’re truly fat pigs that are getting everything they deserve right now. Fuck these subhumans.
Nor, you cannit get jelly babies at greggs ya daft cunt
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
>filename
But I wonder how it's so concentrated on his belly
Fuck off dickhead, wouldn't want to have a pint with you anyway
Oi, you got a forum posting loicense there cobber? I'll have you reported to the Bobbies, I will.
WAAAAAAAGHHH
JUST GET IT IN THE FUKKIN GOAAAAL MANNN
Just saved my own picture off the Yea Forums archive lel
Like I said son, love me pints and pies
WHEEEEY HE'S UPSET
Fuck
Aye? What kind then, lyin cunt?
Why are these guys so body positive and happy?
an absolute unit
steak and kidney or chicken and mushroom?
Woah that's actually based
They really are orks
nah there's a fair amount of weebs about, gotta know where to look innit.
this thread has been up for nearly 4 hours and its just goalposting
wtf mods
tfw will never get to rub that belly
the goal pill
Video games?
I got evreh season o' the chase on video.
Pints of whatever son, usually lager. Love steak and kidney pies.
Not lying, I'm from Yorkshire
Spat my drink fucking everywhere
Mods wouldn't dare drive rund norf we'd fuckin brick tha windas
Turns out
How many pounds this man paid?
fucking hell, guy looks like he had been cheating death since he was like 60 already
F
For me it's the sausage and bean melt and an ice slice.
>originating from Yea Forums's /pol/
it's a /brit/ meme you RUNTS FUCK OFF
Little Mankey fella
/int/ unironically has the worst fucking memes on this site. The entire board is trash.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh plz help me mommy Merkel.
Is he hailed as a hero and icon of the norf?
WHO
CUNT
WHY ARE YOU NOT CHEERING FOR NORF FC?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yes. Americ*ks are insecure as fuck.
What is wrong with British people? Why are they like this?
t.frog
Right, you're talking shit. Play a TM
The greatest British philosopher of our time
Just cos the banter's mint like
it absolutely doesn't, I saw it on krautchan before there and it didn't come from krautchan.
Depends what you define this ladposting as, I'm British and I've seen this stuff on the internet my entire life.
LET HIM FINISH
WOW ANOTHER WOJAK EDIT!! SOOOO FUNNEH GUYSSS!!!
how the fuck did his neck get that big
Would you have a round in this typical northern pub, Yea Forums?
Clash of the Titans.
Right, you cunts have it all wrong. Me mum's told me about norf posting all me loif. Even when she was a lass they'd pass norf posts to each other in primary.
Mercia unconquered
The absolute state.
Each one of them looks a unique breed of retarded. I've watched this something like 20 times now.
Us Bordereavers were just tryna do the Romans a solid but they wouldn't let us help so we knicked their kilts
This one's fine because it's not just the same "fuck libtards" joke in a new skin
Somehow I think I'd bang that androgynous thing. Thoroughly.
It gets better and better then you realize it's all happening in daylight
That tattoo is too fucking good to be true. We've memed them into existence.
catch o' the day, that's me
love bein it
love getting eaten
simple as
tfw leicesterfag
POKE UH MUN
Midul fc >>>>>>> Souf and Norf fc
NAAAWWWW FUK MANNN
I STAYED UP ALL NITE IN A FUKKIN NORF FRED AGAIN
I'VE GOT WORK IN THE MORNIN MANNN HAWEY
>tfw thread is dying
I just want to stroke his head and tell him it will be alreet
What is going through Tango's mind at this EXACT moment?
>*TING*
>*TING*
OI...
FUK NONCES
FUK POOFS
FUK SUVVENUHS
FUK TOREES
SIMPL AS.
>fuk poofs
ARE KID GOT AH BEE TEK, AH NEW SUM LAD FRUM THE ESTATE WULD MAKE ET
Not from Bongistan, forgive me. Does FC stand for footy club?
>go to other threads
>want to norf post
What the fuck is this devilry
It's not cummin ome
Pretty much la