I have absolutely had it with you repulsive motherfuckers. If any of you goes somewhere public to play video games, this applies to you.
I am sick to fucking death of going to my local gaming cafes on campus or wherever in the city, and when I sit down to play Smash Ultimate with one of you fucking failed abortions, you lean in and I smell everything you've had to eat in the past three days. DON'T SAY IT'S NOT YOU. IF YOU ARE NOT SHOWERING AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, EVERY DAY, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
Showering is not hard. If you are old enough to have time to practice Melee or LoL for 6 fucking hours a day then you're also old enough to wash yourself. If that's genuinely too hard for you, a can of body spray is five goddamn dollars at any grocery store or convenience store in the fucking country. If I smell any of you shitheads even one more time at my local Smash tournaments I swear to God I will spray you with my own body spray, and fuck you if you have an asthma attack. You pricks clearly don't care about my nose, or the noses of the people around you who actually care about themselves, so I don't care about your lungs.
TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER
>tfw pajeet seats next to me
>instantly smells like shit
indians are the worst
isn't showering every day supposed to be bad for you now or something
I thought that was washing your hair everyday
STINKY DAY
You know who else needs to start showering?
every race has a body odor that is unpleasant for other races
Indians universally smell bad
Soap & water every day.
Always end a shower with a cold water rinse.
Shampoo only once every three or more days.
This is true and I don't know why. Like literally every one of them smell like they rub themselves with curry powder or something.
as do blacks, whites, asians and latins to everyone that isn't their own race
As someone that deals with foreigners on a daily basis that is just plain untrue
Perhaps the problem is that you're smelling your own stench?
Not true. I worked with Asian women and she use to hug me saying she loved the smell of white guys.
>muh anecdotes
and you know this from your vast experience of being multiple races
Well post your research paper faggot
Alright fellas time to grow up, stop falling for marketing, and get you a stick of this.
How can you smell like shit after one day? I can still smell the shampoo in my hair from yesterdays shower.
Just fucking use deodorant. Had a buddy traveling with me in New York and a few black girls complimented him how nice he smelled just because he used a bit of Nivea deodorant spray lmao
they eat so much garlic and turmeric that it starts to make their sweat stained with it, also they don't wipe their ass with toilet paper but rather their hands
I literally see hundreds of foreigners per day and the majority do not smell bad, outside of Caribbeans and Indians, who universally smell terrible. My "anecdote" is worth more than your bullshit claim by a country mile
i shower every other day
gosh dang this thread is shitty
Have any of you ever worked with Somali people? You can smell them from a fucking mile away man and they eat with their hands and wash their feet in the fucking sink idk of its a culture thing or something
i got 2
>worked
You left clingy Asian women?
>tfw love baths
Went to a tourney at a university and literally all the pajeets smelled like garbage and sweat. They cant interact with people who can smell them so they only hang with their own kind .Why the fuck do Pajeets smell like shit all the time??
>going to my local gaming cafes
Please go die in a fire.
>Shampoo only once every three or more days.
What if my hair gets really oily?
Curry
Based. Hygiene is important for any self-respecting human being.
Japanese literally don't produce an enzyme that causes bad body odor, faggot, you've been fuckin' BTFO'D by genetics. Fuck up off my board shitskin fuckin' monkey, you fuckin' reek.
>self-respecting
I don't have any self-respect as a virgin NEET loser but even I somewhat take care of my hygiene.
Nips smell like shit you dog fucking monkey.
>IF YOU ARE NOT SHOWERING AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, EVERY DAY, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
I don't want to defend the Smash fanbase, but is it really needed to shower once a day, let alone shower more than once daily? I like to shower for every 2 days. Wouldn't showering in excessive frequency bring harm to your skin?
Yeah if you take showers daily your skin will literally explode and you get dick cancer.
I'd rather smell incel body odor than that axe body spray toxic waste shit.
Thanks doc
No, you gross fuck
I didn't shower for more than 4 months. There's nothing wrong with it, only others people are bothered by it. Not me.
I shower every two days in the winter term but I'm actually in decent shape so I'm not sweating profusely or taking toxic shits that stain my underwear with the fumes. In the summer I generally shower daily because I go for a bike ride and I do sweat like a mofo then. I'd imagine most of the smash fanbase needs to shower more than the average person, not less.
What does a Caribbean smell like?
