Rank em from most likely to see to le least likely to see

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Movie that castrates me > all of them

i wont even bother with Angry Birds 2. So Detective Pikachu then Sonic.

I won't see any of them, but in terms of how badly they're gonna flop
Sonic > Angry Birds > Pokemon

Sonic is #1 priority. I have to see how bad it is

Video game movies always suck
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I'm one of the most pretentious cunt I know when it comes to film, and I unironically liked The Angry Birds Movie.

Why? Do you need to see it?

Forgot to acutally answer the question
1. Sonic since I need to see what a train wreck it is
2. Pikachu because it might actually be decent
3. Angry birds. Like I said I liked the first one, but I doubt a sequel is going to give me anything I haven't seen already.

Oh so that guy who calls me a plebeian for liking drive actually love fucking angry bird. Wow.... Just so you know taste is subjective and you can like fuckign baby toddler movies and still be a pretentious cunt, just look at every mlp and SU fan ever.

>legit excited to see, taking my son to see
Detective Pikachu

>not interesting in seeing but excited to see how autists like Chris Chan respond to it
Sonic

>this is the first I’m hearing of
Angry bird sequel

Sonic Pokemon then birds. I expect birds to be boring i expect sonic to be amazing awful shit

That’s because Warner Bros cared. Not so miss Paramount “We Blowin Way More Money On Pic Related And Releasing It Literally The Week Before” Pictured

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>Warner Bros cared.
lol

...

not gonna watch any of them, fuck vidya movies they all suck.

But if you give money to it, who knows what Sega will do

I don't really ever shit on people for liking shitty movies. Everyone likes the odd shit film. I'm just saying I like a lot of movies that many people would find "pretentious." I'm sorry that my statement made you so upset user.

Gonna see DP because it looks good, and Sonic because it looks terrible. Had no idea there even was an Angry Birds 2 but #1 was actually pretty funny.

Is the first angry birds actually good?

Seriously, if you give the Sonic movie money, Sega will think people liked it, and who knows what’ll happen next.

Besides I think the trailer will do for your tastes.

Doesn't detective Pikachu come out like a week after Avengers Endgame?
It's going to get destroyed

I am under no circumstances watching any of these

You forgot the Monster Hunter movie this fall.

I'll actually unironically see the Angry Birds 2. I want to see what this movie will be an allegory for. Maybe Brexit?

That’s next year

Good.

ITS POKÉMON

4 of the 10 top grossing movies of all time are MCU movies

Pokemon doesn't have the movie audience by the balls the way the capeshit does.

ITS.
POKÉMON.

But it’s Pokémon.

Why is Reddit Reynolds everywhere now jesus fuck

You're vastly underestimating how batshit fanatical Marvelfags are. They're the type of people who go to the same movie 3 times in a week just because they need every one of them to break some kind of record.
I don't think the movie is going to get destroyed, but I think it will definitely take a hit.

>why is [popular actor] getting roles?
Is this really a question you need answered for you?

The last pokemon movie only made $37 million world wide.

This. I have no doubt that whether its played straight or is lighthearted, its going to be an absolute trainwreck and amazing to watch with friends.

>Putting cartoon characters in the REAL WORLD is a trend now
I thought this shit died out in the 00's.

you do realize we are talking about the audience that buys the same videogame twice a year since 1998?

>anime

kids care about anime movies based on Ash and his friends, this one has an appeal on the same demographic as the Marvel movies, it's getting fantastic marketing and it's a post pokemon go movie, Maybe it won't surpass the marvel movies but it's easily gonna make at least 500 millions even if it ends up sucking.

That woman on the right looks like boomer mom

is better than Hollywood overdesigned shit

>this one has an appeal on the same demographic as the Marvel movies
How so?

what the fuck
is angry birds seriously still that much of a cash cow that it led to a second fucking movie

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That’s Linda Hamilton

you curve-stopped fucks actually contemplating, wither to watch Sonic or Angry Birbs. I'ma curve stop you fucks right after you come out of the theaters. So you can think to yourself while you bite that Street curb, gee, that really the last movie i ever saw.

both movies try to appeal to manchildren and kids

Is this real life? AND live action Aladin? I guess I'm not going to the movies this year...
Why do they have to shit everything up?

Detective Pikachu looks like its going to be a great movie. A lot of love put into it you can tell. Tiny details everywhere.
Angry Birds 2? If its as good as the first movie, which I thought was pretty decent, it will be a good watch.
But Sonic? Nah. I can smell a terrible movie from miles away and its going to be Topcat the Movie/Show Dogs/Woody Woodpecker levels of shit.
And trust me. Last year I had to sit through a Wrinkle in Time and I think Sonic will be almost as bad as that, just painful, PAINFUL to be stuck there and watching it till the end.

When will the Sonic movie trailer drop so we can awe at how bad sonic will look?

This fucking guy getting so mad over sonic and angry birds

Angry Birds for sure, the first one was funny.

Based TLOC poster

Maybe Sonic’s SXSW panel

Because he's legit funny and creative in his own right.
Do you see the gag promo on his YouTube channel where he talks about "method acting" for Detective Pikachu. It got a chuckle out of me.

IT'S UP
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is the middle suppose to be a chick or a man?
>manly chest looks like fucking pecs
>woman hips and hair
either way it looks like those shitty photoshop edits

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That’s supposed to be Mackenzie Davis, the hip new face of the Terminator series

>A lot of love put into it you can tell. Tiny details everywhere.
lol

He’s right ya know

Pikachu > then Angry Birds 2 because the FlapJack guys is directing it and I loved that show > Sonic

If it fails on anything, its going to be the writing. The acting should be good enough. Each scene from the trailers is full of little details and nods and gags. The set designers really seem to have wanted to create a intricate world for the characters to interact with.
Its going to be a movie people will rewatch and analyse frame by frame for little details just you watch.

One of the writers co-wrote the first Guardians of the Galaxy

I'm not interested in more genwun pandering

Good. From what I can tell from the trailers, there aren't any. There are Pokemon and references from every gen.

>genwun pandering

there is a lot of pokemon from other Gens in the movie.

Sonic is going to be so bad it will be good. I hope to laugh about it with for and strangers alike.

I liked the first Guardians movie quite a lot. Only towards the end did it have a few weak scenes. That's a good sign. I remember even the creator and writer of the comics himself praising it despite it taking a couple liberties, which is quite tough to pull off since artists usually hate adaptions of their work.
Steven King is notorious for hating film adaptions of his books and then often going off to do his own version of it (which is usually quite long-winded and contrived with lower budget acting).

>there aren't any.
lol

they are all pretty unlikely to be seen by me but pikachu one is the most likely then sonic and than angry birds

If you think simply including Kanto pokemon counts as pandering than you need to rethink what pandering means.

>Seeing Detective Pikachu in cinema
>Will probably pirate Sonic
>Never seen Angry Birds movie so I doubt I'll see the second one unless it's on a plane journey or some shit

Angry Birds is one of the better video game movies
Also the sequel is being helmed by the guy who created Flapjack

The detective pikachu movie already had its jokes in the trailer, so I am legitimately more excited for the sonic movie, which has a 1% chance of being good.

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Not according to normalfags

Here’s your writer bro

Go seriously ruined Pokemon.

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Do people even care about angry birds anymore

I think the sequel was dated before the first movie came out

Id rather go to a busy street in Compton and yell nigger as loud as I can than watch any of those

Is this cyberpunk

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Anyone else slightly peeved Angry Birds is just copy/pasting the plot of Tropical Freeze?

No, that’s a poster

I have heard it's a good watch it's just not interested me to be honest. If it's on Netflix or something I'll give it a look. Thanks user

pikachu > sonic > Angry Birds

Go and Let’s Go were a plan to sell Sword and Shield to normies

Will most likely see the Sonic movie for the unintentional comedy goldmine, might see Detective Pikachu, will never see Angry Birds 2.

>unintentional comedy goldmine
Will there even be a mine?

Pikachu looks fun. So definitely that.

Sonic is looking like a travesty, so I'd only see it if its "so bad its good". And someone pays for me.

Angry Birds...until someone mentions it I usually forget it exists. Pass.

Ahem Flapjack creator

Detective Pikachu, Sonic, Angry Birds

What, for Angry Birds?

Probably

Yep
In fact “woman living on seal-infested iceberg trying to freeze the home of the protagonists” sounds like a Flapjack plot to me.

Huh. Did he work on the first one too?

Nope.
So 2 might be better.

DAMMIT FELL FOR IT AGAIN

That's just the plot of Dong Freeze