I love you sweetheart

>I love you sweetheart
>Don't look!
[PAIN]
[PAIN]
>12 years pass

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> Half-Life 3 gets revealed, but Alyx is the protagonist instead of Gordon
How does Yea Forums react?

>A voiced character is now the protagonist, meaning you can't self-insert even remotely
For a spin-off thats totally fine, but for a numbered title, its finna gonna boutta be trash

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If it made sense for her to be the mc i doubt everyone would care.

I don't give a shit and I don't care as long as the game doesn't end with a cliffhanger

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It would be the mainline sequel

Just make a random excuse on the fact that she lost her voice and voilĂ .

>> Half-Life 3 gets revealed, but Adrian Shephard is the protagonist instead of Gordon
How does Yea Forums react?

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There's no reason why they can't just have her talk

It goes without saying that Yea Forums would chimp out, but what would be the point of that change? Unless the game is a spinoff, why would removing Gordon as the player character benefit anything?

Gordon has no personality, he's not interesting as an NPC. So unless he's dead, what's the point?

I'll be okay with that, but if we are going to use another character that isn't Gordon I think Barney is a better candidate for a spinoff. We didn't heard anything about him since the end of Episode 1.

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>the collective groan of disappointment when artifact was revealed
I gave up on Valve years ago, but at least that was funny and the game itself was a fucking trainwreck.

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"A random combine soldier slashed her throat. We managed to save her, but the damage to her vocal chord was irreparable."

Man I really miss Civil Protection, it was the first machinima l ever watched

>Play as an actual character in HL3
Sounds great.

I want a new Half-Life game where you never even find out what happened to humanity and the Combine. You just play as some cunt that hops between dimensions with a xen portal gun and kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

Barney already had a spinoff though.
And it was hecking dope.

How would you work killing humans into it then?

They wouldn't care since everyone already loves Alyx, only people complaining would be falseflaggers & Zoomers baiting for (you)'s

>they go the Golden Sun 2 route
>Alex becomes a silent protagonist while Gordon gets a speaking role

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>needs a voiceless character to self-insert
>needs to self-insert at all, can't just empathize with a character that has their own personality

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>changing the gets-the-job-done-and-keeps-quiet-while-doing-so MC despite him being there since the initial fuck up at Black Mesa
If it aint broke, don't fix it lad

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Every Silent Protagonist except Samus & Link is objectively terrible, and simply a sign of laziness on the part of developers

>no replies on this negroidic speech pattern

its obviously done in an ironic fashion, like your mother's love for you

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hit a nerve did i
seethe

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>mfw i thought episode one was gonna be protagonized by Alyx at some point in life

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>no grav gun
>no G-man or Vort plot armor
>no Alyx to fuck
>just a man, a wrench, a mask, and whatever slavshit garbage guns he can find
SOLD

>New Half-Life with Shephard that is very action based relative to other titles in the series
If only Valve could lean forward enough to click-clack their keyboards and make it happen they would make money and earn respect

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>"you are not the freeeee mannnn, but we, the vortigaunt, have decided to h-"
>SQUAD
>WE'VE
>GOT
>HOSTILES

>it's excusable when bingbingtendo does it

> Buzzwords
Opinion invalidated, Link has tons of personality & is the most popular character ever so he should never talk, and Samus already talked once & it was so offensive that it ruined the series forever. Both of them need to remain silent regardless of how much you autistic faggots will cry about it

>Link has tons of personality & is the most popular character ever so he should never talk

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FUCK YES, i'd be down for that shit

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I don't know what your image has to do with anything, but most Zelda games are shit.

What could possibly distract Valve from developing video games that people actually want?

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