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Eli Cook
Jayden Reyes
W
Jaxson James
Crash 2 is the perfect game.
Nathaniel Hall
Samuel Rivera
I love Coco.
Bentley Ward
Agreed, 3 is overrated.
Brayden Wood
Jaxon Perez
Disagree because everyone seems to shit on 3 all of a sudden.
Jonathan Lewis
Is this thread autosaged?
Aaron Richardson
it's just the abundance of gimmick stages that hold it back somewhat. Spyro 3
Chase Bailey
>All of a sudden
The notion that 3 is overrated has been a thing for years.
John Lewis
3 is not a bad game at all, it's just that all the gimmicks drag it down.
Goddamn jet ski levels.
Hunter Robinson
jetpack stages weren't so good, though...
John Wilson
it's not overrated if it's generally agreed to be so
Asher Sanchez
N.Sane (and Reignited) reminded everybody why too many gimmicks contributed to the death of platformers.
Luis Brooks
I actually liked them, but that seems to be a pretty unpopular opinion.
Brody Martinez
the only reason why people hate the jetpack levels are because the controls are inverted
Jacob Richardson
soul
Matthew Carter
Really?
Thomas Lewis
Reignited just sucked in general though.
Jackson Baker
William Cook
nah it's just a random gimmick that doesn't really mesh well with the rest of the game. the game works so well as a platformer then suddenly at the end you're doing that shit
Angel Roberts
Brandon Butler
SOUL
David Rivera
Kempfer was a real blessing for this fandom.
Jacob Davis
Well, Crash 3 and YotD certainly sparked that remark from what I've seen of their discussions. People are certainly glad the games are back regardless, but they're points that have been noted.
The framerate and glitches are the only parts I hated. Hoping the inevitable PC version cleans them the fuck up.
Easton Smith
Boob envy Coco is the best.
Easton Jenkins
Cute Bandicoot.
Colton Morgan
>you will never hug a soft sexy bandicoot
Nicholas Myers
Have they announced a PC version for Spyro yet? I would love to see what the community could do with it. Skybox mods day 1 guaranteed.
Mason Sanchez
It feels like a fuzzy peach.
>Skybox mods day 1 guaranteed.
Just like SFM porn of Coco and Tawna?
Nolan King
John Richardson
road to nowhere
Angel Watson
Coco needs more milk.
Adam Carter
Anyone cautiously optimistic about CTR:NF? I think it will be good, but some of the boost mechanics are reportedly missing, such as the boost reserve.
I'm excited to see my favorite alien at least
Adam Wood
I prefer tawna getting cucked by coco
Anthony Torres
No official announcements yet aside from site-mishaps.
Benjamin Myers
WOAH
Nolan Bailey
Hoping the Trophy girls make a return, followed by Tawna as playable character.
Joseph Parker
3 Bike levels
2 Plane levels (and a boss fight!)
4 or 5 Jet Ski levels?
2 Pura levels (these are great though)
Like when nearly half the levels are gimmick levels you start to see why they drag on, which is a shame because the levels that follow core game design are pretty much better than 2. Just a lack of challenging 2D sections as well if you ask me.
Adrian Hughes
Coco is better anyways.
David Bennett
cartoony violence on cute girls is my shit.
Blake Walker
Wish it was more common.
Owen Sullivan
Shame they didn't do it all in N-sane trilogy, due to lack of time or womens rights or whatever.
Logan Richardson
I just realized this is based on her drive-thru job in that one McDonald's commercial youtube.com
Kempfer doesn't just pull sexy scenarios out of his ass. His pieces are believable. Really the unsung hero of his work.
Luis Diaz
Anthony Campbell
Same. I'm really curious what they will do with the trophy girls, if they are even included at all. Something tells me the jiggle physics won't be coming back lmao. I think they should even be playable.
Lucas Powell
sos
Nathaniel Myers
I thought somebody said that was a commission by someone with fastfood uniform fetish.
Dude, what are you doing? You're putting us all at risk!
Samuel Flores
>ywn woah those wumpas
Carter Morales
Kempfer is a true fan.
Lucas Robinson
Pretty much the same boat here. They seem to know fuck all about the boost system outside the first two powerslides.
Connor Collins
i'm scared
Dominic Nelson
How the hell does one gain a fastfood uniform fetish
Christian Bennett
>tfw accidentally discovering saffi fire for the first time.
Henry Phillips
Brody Robinson
I'm pretty scared but I can't find any footage of anyone competent playing the game
From all the footage I have seen no one boosted enough to actually use the Reserve system if it's even in the game
I hate how journo-shitters get shit early
Jaxson Young
I wish I could be a journalist for crash and sonic games, at least I know how they work for the most part.
Wyatt Hernandez
Leo Martinez
How does one gain fetish for weight gain, animal people, hypnosis, floor tiles, diapers or wonder bread?
The answer to most, but not all, is Totally Spies.
Michael Nelson
Those sneaky Frenchmen.
Isaac Morales
Any images of Coco wearing craah's clothes? Or the reverse? Haha...
Jordan Kelly
...
Liam Rogers
I never worked fast food but I get it, at the restaurant I worked at I had coworkers with fat asses and big titties wearing our basic uniform and I dont know, the way they made the uniform look with their build just made my pee pee hard
Brayden White
There was a mixup during laundry day.
Logan Ward
>can't find any footage of anyone competent playing the game
I have, shit is sad. It's one of the best gameplays too, the split-screen match with Tiny on Crash Cove youtube.com
His boosts should have really stacked near the end of the first lap, and all his momentum just dies on the straight.
Brandon Phillips
youtube.com
>Watch around 0:40.
>Try not to scream
>These are the people reviewing games
Tyler Lee
Jeremiah Brown
related more to this goddess though, nina looks stinky.
Robert Hernandez
shit artists
Nathaniel Foster
Kempf is a blessing. I don't know how that man does it
Nathan Parker
Shit taste.
David Jones
Their rivalry in CTTR is probably the second best part of the game
You're stinky
Jason Myers
>1:40
>that fucking halt of speed holy shit
Luke Barnes
I can trace where my primary nonsense fetish came from. I think it was a short bit on Tiny Toons, someone had mailed in a request for a cartoon about people with really big butts or something, and Buster reluctantly allowed it. It was about a family that was all like 15 feet tall with most of that being in their legs, and just outrageously fat. The entire skit was just repeated gags about how big they were, trying to sit down at the normal sized tables at a restaurant and like smashing the waiter through a wall with their ass or something. They weren't even drawn to be hot or anything, but it was back in the 90s when there was a lot of care for the animation, even for something fucked up like that.
Fast forward 20+ years later and now this is the stupid shit I like.
Anthony Ortiz
>Something tells me the jiggle physics won't be coming back
CTR had jiggle physics?
Samuel Cox
I'd enjoy it more if characterization didn't go to the wolves. Poor Gin never recovered.
Samuel Campbell
I worked at mcdonald's for 5 years so not only does it have a bit of nostalgia for me but also what you said. Most of the girls there are young, highschool or early college, and they're all shapes and sizes, and a lot of them are pretty.
They're also basically totally subservient to the customer which is part of it.
Samuel Hernandez
Was Totally Spies fetish fuel in disguise all along?
Ryan White
Yeah, it did for the trophy girls.
Gabriel Anderson
I think Coco is cutest without clothes! Well okay maybe with at least socks.
William Martinez
wait a minute i recognize that hole
Leo Sullivan
It was a different time...
At least he's back to normal in NSANE
Well as normal as he could be
Adam Reed
Whenever I see videos of CTR they always have the speedometer instead of the map toggled on. Why?
Grayson Bennett
Wat do?
Christopher Hill
To see their current boost tier. It's important to restart in Time Trial if you drop down too many tiers.
Chase Martinez
>but it was back in the 90s when there was a lot of care for the animation
It saddens me that 2D animation will never get that much love put into it again. It's only Cal arts now.
Luke Hill
>At least he's back to normal in NSANE
He's still too sycophantic, and not angry enough. The voice mixing is off too, and misses most of his lines in NST
Gavin James
>It's the fucking Cuphead tutorial guy
Matthew Davis
full nude + socks is god tier
Evan Sanders
Yeah, Cool commercial I like how Coco hits on her brother.
Dominic Richardson
cease
Isaac Diaz
Nolan Jackson
Daniel Hill
>NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF WOMAN
Asher Peterson
The blondie was always my favorite, even if she was the smallest. I loved her hair. Fuckin old ass ps1 graphics and she was still a goddess.
Blake Allen
absolute unit
Grayson Cook
FUCKING DRIFT YOU CUNT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Noah Fisher
No way. Is it really that fucktard?
Wyatt Carter
Oh fuck it is. Where's the pigeon to figure out the R1 button drifts before ol' Dean does first?
Liam Thompson
>even if she was the smallest
But that's the best part, user.
Austin Wood
YEP. DEAN TAKAHASI, RIGHT THERE IN THE VIDEO DESCRIPTION.
Alexander Hughes
>review game
>have no idea how to play
>can't be assed to read instructions or look at what the controls are
>get ass totally beat because you're not even doing 10% of what you're capable of
>give bad score
>receive money for your incompetency
imagine doing this for anything else, testing out and reviewing cars and you just plow into a concrete barrier and then give it 0 stars because you didn't know what the pedal on the left did
Angel Richardson
Agreed. And Liz was the butterface with the giant tits. Megumi is a close 2nd though.
Nathaniel Smith
It's the button-up shirts. You'll never see a girl wear one unless it's a uniform and fastfood workers are more common and attainable than police women or women in business suits.
Jose Smith
Tayne knows what's up. This fetish can likely apply to gas station attendants and any other low level service jobs.
Dylan Long
The pigeon is in first place, Dean decided not to show the other footage out of shame.
Nathaniel Ward
It's the only thing that makes sense. It certainly wasn't coincidental.
Sebastian Sanchez
I cant believe you forgot to put furry Clover on that image.
Michael Moore
Agreed, 3 had too many gimmicks. The racing levels were good, the pura levels were good. Underwater levels were underwater levels and could have been avoided. Would have liked to see the jet pack return from 2.
No more than 25% of a game should be gimmick levels. What do you think Yea Forums?
Asher Davis
Sebastian Wilson
>action show with 3 main heroines
Honestly if you didn't put them in a bunch of ridiculous subtle fetish fuel situations you wouldn't have had much of a show, desu. Even something 'normal' like Super Girl or Wonder Woman punching through buildings or picking up boulders and throwing them at bad guys would be considered fetish material.
If a woman is doing something, or something involves a woman, some dude somewhere is going to think it's hot.
Ryan Sanders
Alex was best girl
Michael Martinez
Oh don't worry, that's only a collection of the bound and gagged scenes.
Sacrebleu !
Levi Hughes
It used to be my favorite but I do think it's kinda meh now. I can't play through it in one sitting anymore
Aaron Scott
3 was my favorite as a kid because you got to play as Coco sometimes, and you got to ride a motorcycle and get a fucking bazooka with Crash, and it's my favorite now still. It's short as fuck though.
Luke Rivera
>Ed, your stupid toy ate through my breakfast
Henry Hernandez
Yeah weren't there future leveled pretty much the only ones? I guess the Arabian levels were too but not as much. Was crash 1 the only one that had fully 2d levels?
Ian Johnson
They added Coco in later so they probably just didn't have time
Lincoln Allen
Why do people always draw fat characters taller? Being fat makes you grow out not up
Andrew Hernandez
Those were probably animations, not physics
Matthew Robinson
Adam Moore
>Dean Takahashi
that's the same faggot that did *that* cuphead preview...
Nathan Bell
Tfw no Coco gf that's always falling prey to ultimately harmless slapstick violence
Nathan Flores
cuz part of the appeal is overall size, not just being fat. If I wanted just a super fat chick there's plenty of that, but mini gts fat is its own niche with a big focus on disproportionately long legs that no one but me and a select few understand.
Lucas Martin
to me wrath of cortex was more enjoyable than 3. Say what you will about the gimmick stages, at least theyre more interesting and distinct than 3's stages.
Jayden Reyes
The Dark Souls of kart racers.