THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

DS is an easy franchise, the difficulty is fake, artificial, once you know what you are meant to do it becomes pathetically easy.

That's right, the Soulsborne games are just one trick ponies.

This fucker.

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Redpilled

It's just a rythm game, bro, so chill.

well, Yea Forums?

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Come on man. He is the first real boss. He isn't that hard. Just keep your spacing and learn to roll into his attacks

Wut.

I really want to try this one out. I bought it for my brother because he likes dark souls and he said it was pretty good.

Undead settlement right?
Yeah he gave me trouble too, probz the hardest non-boss
I spent the whole game with a greatsword but had to use a dagger to take him out, nigga too fast

Blocking is useless here as you noticed, dodge his ass and be patient

Lol no.

play it with the sound off, it takes the stress out of the game

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based

>stand under him
>hit him
>evade his charges
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>once you know what you are meant to do it becomes pathetically easy.
no shit

What level and class are you? If you have access to fire you can easily do it. If you are mobile you can dodge him and smack his butt.

These games got old after the first dark souls.
DaS>DeS>everything else. The rest of it is unnecessary repetitive trash milking the concept. That includes BB

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
dark souls 2 is shit,
Thank you

So Dark Souls II is the best?

I'd change DS 3 and bloodborne.

I just bought it digitally with DLC for $15. Almost got the physical for $14 or so, but cheapest the DLC has been was $20.
It's really addicting.

3 is the hardest though

You try summoning phantoms?

He is early in the game and he is the most Bloodborne enemy in the game, his large combo can also take you by surprised, he does big damage and can freeze you
If he aint a hard mob then what is?

Perfect.
Lemme just point out that I don't like WW and I do like TP.

this is the hardest boss in the game no joke. its the one that took me the most tries. the boss in the church in front of this one i did first try. champion gundyr too

So it's like any other series with more than one sequel?

Go to the room opposite of Vordt and kill the old lady.

Beat the whole trilogy in a row, SotFS was the only one I bothered revisiting.

>the difficulty is fake, artificial
no it isn't. needing to learn bosses attack patterns, when/where to dodge and when it's safe to attack isn't fake.
>once you know what you are meant to do it becomes pathetically easy
you could say that about any game

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Bad bait

Don’t do that
Just talked to her and get the blue covenant item

You are the cancer that ruined dark souls.

lel just quit while you're ahead

It fits.

Bloodborne works since it and MM are more horror-focused than the other games
Yes, MM is still a Zelda game but the developers purposefully went out of their way to make a darker, stranger atmosphere.

just whack his bum a few times and roll around

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ill just assume that vordt only was harder to me because i got better before fighting the old bitch

based, fuck Pizzalato and fuck DSII

>Instant classic
>Widely accepted GOAT
>trash that deviates from the formula and does not succeed in what it attempts
>Successful deviation, second in line for GOAT
>mediocre return to the formula
The perfect analogy.

Dragon King, Friede, and the two brothers.

Why? If he summons me I get more souls.

>when/where to dodge and when it's safe to attack isn't fake.
Then what are the hilariously bad shitboxes if not artificial difficulty?

>giants with butthole faces
What the fuck

>Friede
Which stage though?

>he is the most Bloodborne enemy in the game
knock knock

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I haven't seen season 3 because of how shit season 2 was. Is it actually good? Ik Season 1 will never be replicated.

easiest dark souls tbph.

Dark Souls 1 should be Wind Waker, since Wind Waker is the best one.

Dark Souls 2 should be Twilight Princess, since this is a great game that brainlets and NPCs "rehearsers of aproved opinions" hate.

Dark Souls 3 should be Majora's Mask, the shitty game the masses love, for some reason.

Bloodborne should be Ocarina of Time, the game that is actually good, but still extremelly overrated.

Demon Souls is right.

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dont bother

t. didn't play the game

She and the slave knight from ringed city were fucking greaaaat, but I was talking vanila

I can get to the third one often enough.

post examples then shove them up your ass and get good

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Just make a pyromancer, get Irina and the book from the area after where Irina is.
Give it to her.
Buy med heal

Allot 3 heal flasks, everything else is blue estus

Congrats, you broke the game

I agree with this.

>t. didn't play the game
>
Shitboxes left and right, I guess that faggots like you think that those are actually game mechanics.
Not gonna spoonfeed you, you already have seen the webms, that show the shitboxes.

>most Bloodborne enemy in the game
you're gonna love these guys then

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this works way too well
>1 is a amazing, but second half is pretty flawed
>2 is a half-assed clusterfuck but surprisingly entertaining
>3 is good, but played too safe

this is the perfect embodiment of artificial difficulty

>forgetting THE bloodborne boss

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it gives the it a distinct charm, though. DS2 looks very different from the other dark souls games.

>That house where you had to fight 2 at the same time

alright good

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any response to this that isnt some form of git gud is sad

The masses hate DS3 though

Imaging having taste this shit

give it a shot, it's very hit or miss

DS3 main game is piss easy if you actually played all the other games. If you played DS1+2+BB you shouldn't have any problems with DS3. But the dlcs... holy fuck dlcs are some straight up bullshit. I ragequit in Ariandel at the last boss, not because it's difficult but because the whole dlc felt bullshit and annoying so all the fun got sucked away.

>eating moms pasta out of a bag at school

not gonna lie, thats pretty homely and based. this girl will grow to be a women that will make sure her husband is eating good....probably with a comfy movie on.

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You mean aesthetically? Maybe. But Friede is the most Bloodborne one mechanically.

The Ariandel DLC was garbage. The area was small as hell, the spells and weapons were trash, and there were only TWO bosses, one of which was completely unremarkable.
The only thing it got right was the PvP arena.

Friede alone made it worth it for me
Ringed city kicks its ass though

because you have to revisit it if you want to level grind

>valorheart
>onyx blade
>follower sabre
>pyromancer's parting flame
>milwood greatbow
>floating chaos
>trash
retard alert

Nah, it's not impossible. It's just bad. =)

i'm doing a INT build on ds3 and it's annoying how often bosses are resistant to magic. deacons are way harder but atleast it was cathartic melting bosses like abyss watchers

Those Milkwood knights were so.bullshit. Fuckton of health and some fucky attack animations that guaranteed a hit that took more than 3/4 of your hp. And then they put them everywhere and some even have wolves or arrows that explode. Literally lazy design.

Nah, Friede is also a bullshit lazy boss. Wow 3 phases, really? Even more stupid because when you finally.get down to killing phase 1, then bam phase 3. Then you finally beat it after starting from phase 1 again and again. BUT GUESS WHAT, phase 3 begins. So everyone probably died on their first try and going back to phase 1 and 2 constantly while trying to conserve flasks for the last form is so goddam retarded that it wasn't even worth my time, I just went back to BB.

>not just playing the games with a trainer like a normal person

Sorcery is straight up trash in 3, just use pyromancy

cant google skill

:^)

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I quit when I got to the princes. That boss run is just too much of a pain.

theres literally an elevator right next to the boss door user what are you on about?

I used to struggle at Friede until i decided to two hand my mercenary blade. It became much easier then.

>Garbage at DS3 so prefers DS2 and 1
Every time.

>Get their rapier
>Expect the knife throw to be just as devastating as it is when they use them
>it's fucking worthless
T...thanks FROM, it's not like I wanted to have fun, eh?

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it does a lot of damage when you use it from close up and all the knives hit

>Give way more stamina compared to previous games to the point it breaks PvE and PvP balance.
>Invaders are now a minor nuisance since you can summon dozens of phantoms and blue spirits
>Very linear world and progression structure
And yet people like OP STILL can't beat one of these games.

I'm playing with pyromancer, on my NG+, about to finish Lothric Castle. This isn't my 2nd play through; I've played the game few times before. Pirated. and I just can't beat Abyss Watchers or Oceiros solo. I have no problems with Dancer, or Nameless, or even shitty brothers, but those 2 boss fight are driving me insane. I have to summon someone.

use a shield

start with DS1, it's easier

>what is Yhorm

games journalists really need to stop posting on Yea Forums

not a butthole face

>Playing Pyro, aka, babby mode
>Having trouble
>Ever
Use Profaned Flame on Oceiros, it will hit him a lot more than fireballs, if you can't somehow beat Abyss Watchers with Pyro you're hopeless since you can just kite them forever while spamming your fireballs, like literally anything else in the game.

HA! Nice.
I don't know I only made the run twice and sprinted for the door both times so I didn't see it.

handsome

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They changed it last minute because the original design was hilariously bad

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What N64 game is this?

literally the easiest one in the series

hi snoozi

Ahem

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fpbp

Well, my ass is getting raped so much online. I never claimed to be a good player, and it's too late for me to git good. But(t) fuck it, I'm still missing 7 achievements for 100% and I want 'em.
...fiiiiiine. I never used shield with pyro. P.Flame in one hand and Chaos Mace in other.

You're pretty much invisible as soon as you start rolling in Dark Souls 3, I don't even know how anyone has problem with it. Fastness of rolls and estus chugs are a real problem especially when invading against gank squads, it's really hard to punish shit when two other people are mashing attacks.