Game takes place in nyc

QUEENSBROS RISE UP

True power ranking
Queens>Manhattan>Brooklyn>Staten Island>>>Third world power gap>>>>Bronx

Honestly dude, fuck NYC.

t. Mohammed

stay jealous west coaster/flyover/floridian

>Literally any piece of media that takes place in New York
>its exclusively focused on New York City, the shit filled, piss scented and garbage laden liberal hell hole full of mulignanes and spics
It's a shame.

Reminder that if you don't live in:
New York city (upstate is irrelevant)
California
Texas
You and your state don't matter.

Out of towners will literally never know the feeling of going to Astoria and woofing down a fresh gyro

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Fuck NYC, who /Buffalo/ here?

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Don't give the californians any agency.

Texas is fine though.

Buffalo is literally hell frozen over

Despite California being inferior to NYC, credit where credit is due.
Everyone and their mother can point to it on a map, and recognition like that brings it up on the state tier list

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>woofing
Do you mean "wolfing", you ESL?

and paying $20 for it

>California
Literally a state rotting from the inside and burning the nations money away for Javier and friends

>floridian
>when thousands of you faggots fly down here to avoid your shit state in the winter

Go home and stay home.

good. the more irrelevant we are the better. we have enough faggots from brooklyn and jersey coming here and clogging our streets

>these people have never had Nick's, Antika's, Forno Siciliano, New Park Pizza, Gloria's or even fucking Gianni's or Guadio's

And they have the nerve to talk about NY pizza

What’s up flyover?

nytimes.com/1997/08/31/world/real-meaning-of-phrase-woof-down-your-food.html

yeah if we dont go down there whats gonna happen to your states income? you're a tourist state you fucking idiot, come to terms with it

NYC is the only relevant place in America. California is only relevant to Asian tourists and literally no one gives a fuck about Texas.

Plebian taste honestly. NYC is overrated trash and is only idolized by people who have never had to live there. Nigger infested, disgusting property values, smell of piss everywhere, etc.

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lmao stay jelly in hicksville

California is shit you stupid kid. New York is on it's way out too thanks to people like AOC

Who are you trying to fool you fucking borderline Canadian scum? Buffalo is a nigger hellhole and one of the most crime ridden cities in the United States

I live in NYC. It's fun. Upstate is hell.
>when the nearest grocery is 10 miles away

Flyover states don't exist, tourists go to pretty much every state.
And why do people think anywhere in america isn't a shithole?
>constant ads thrown in your face
>walking tubs of lard everywhere
>garbage fucking everywhere because americans are the only ones that don't give a shit about cleaning

>you're a tourist state you fucking idiot, come to terms with it

You do realize New York City is the tourist capital of the world, right?

>lists all the states that need to sink into the ocean

As someone who comes from Staten Island, fuck Staten Island. It's an awful, dirty place.

Still better than Queens or the Bronx, but I don't want either of those shits in vidya either

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you do realize we add more to the country along with tourism besides housing meth addicts and Cubans, right?

>cali burning the nation's money away
>not the dairy/farm industry getting welfare (subsidies)
Good to know you're brainwashed

How is it over there in bumfuck, Ohio user?

>I'm told AOC is bad
>but I don't know why
She represents her constituents just fine.
Even if I don't agree with all of her policies, I believe politicians should push for the will of the people in their areas, not of corporations who fund them.

NYC doesn't have alleyways like other cities, so garbage bags have to be put on the sidewalks for pickup after X time, depending on the neighborhood

Theres a difference between "existing nearly solely becuase of tourism" and "having tourists"

QUUENSBROS I'M HUNGRY NAME YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA PLACE

Sacs place

Okay vato

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>AOC
>good
And you call others brainwashed?

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The funny thing is that she literally does not represent her constituents. Only white people voted for her in an overwhelmingly minority district.

>you do realize we add more to the country

Like?

It just means Florida is a better place to live

>tfw biggest diversity of ecosystems making it the best state for camping

Feels good nigga.

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>tfw i eat here every week
send me a sign user.

Have you even read the GND or listened to her talk? She does not represent her constituents and is the harbinger of bad times for NY

godlike choice but isnt the one in ditmars closing
have never had the ridgewood Rosa's, what do you recommend user

>what do you recommend user
Literally everything. My favorite pizza in the city, start off with a plain or chicken slice with some pepperoni rolls

It's the financial capital of the world. You know, finance? Money? Not to mention culture and media.

Florida has given us... Florida man memes?

NEW PARK PIZZA

>tfw new yorkers call soggy cardboard "pizza"

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Youtube is based in NYC?

I said she represents her constituents.
The area she was elected for is very liberal, and she is very liberal.

Citation needed

>camping
>relevant

Have you listened to her talk, and have you spoken to more than one person in the district she represents?
If you speak to anyone here about politics you either get:
I don't follow politics
Some less thought out version of what she's saying
I should know because I live there and don't just roleplay as a newyorker online.

What you posted isn’t pizza.

JERSEY HERE

FUCK NEW YORK AND FUCK NEW YORK PEOPLE

SAVE US I HATE BEING A FUCKING COLONY

I work near one of the path train stations
Fuck jersey

I feel like jersey are our little bros. No hate here

Oh, don't worry, we hate it here too - especially as a /k/ affiliate.

God help our state.
God help the Coasts.

>Citation needed
politico.com/magazine/story/2018/10/30/democratic-party-culture-divide-wars-working-class-blue-collar-221913

>How is it over there in bumfuck, Ohio user?
Feels good not living in a commie state tbqhwyf.

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Perfect ny slice

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ITT: Retards who think Jew York is better than Miami

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reminder that urban "people" will only ever talk about how great their area is in terms of shitty fast food

>Miami
>calling anybody Jews with the amount of snowbirds and Jewish retirees

Agreed, no idea how NYC is getting love in this thread, it's literally the worst place in the world to live/breath. Its only fun if you're rich or get off to $13 beers and sleeping around in different people's closets they call apartments

I love Shizune!

Color me surprised, you were right

Hope you've been stocking for the next hurricane
Don't expect disaster relief from our tax dollars this year

>Access to literally whatever I want just by walking down a block
>great architecture with the majority dating back to pre-war
>Lots of new interesting people to meet
>never bored always something to do with friends without having to drive a half hour
>access to the newest/latest stuff like video games way before street dates
>Tons of neat museums/parks

Enjoy the piggly wiggly market you fucking flyover piece of shit

Reminder that rural "people" will only ever talk about how great their area is in terms of how big their relative's ass is

>he thinks nyc is just Manhattan

ITT: Smelly NEETs complain about cities for functioning non-autistic adults.

S-shut up, at least I can go to my neighbors house and watch the dogfights

>OP makes the topic about Staten Island
>Nobody talks about it
We truly are the forgotten borough. I wish the city didn't milk us so hard for money. I think I'd rather us be a New Jersey city sometimes.

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Reminder that Florida is the 4th largest state economy.

You pay high property taxes and car insurance here in Jersey while the minimum wage is still less than $9. I often wonder how the poor can survive in this state.

Staten Island has good pizza and some nice parks. The ferry used to be horrible with all of the passed out heroin addicts. Not sure how it is now

Isnt staten island where the city garbage dumps are? Thats what I heard when I was little

>Fresh air
>No pollution
>Wilderness for miles
>Low cost of living
>Actually own my property and can do what I want
>Don't need public transport
>People actually have manners
>Can go hunting, fishing, hiking or camping on a whim without "designated activity zones"
>Never deal with uppity neighbors or complaints of being too loud
>Additionally, all neighbors far enough apart that everyone has privacy/peace and quiet
>Nothing but space
Stay cucked

That closed in 2001. That was the fresh kills dump.

Reminder they cut your borough in GTAIV because it was too boring

Fuck cities, they're a literal insult to the human spirit and millions if not billions of cucks just accept it.

>Fuck cities
Humans have been living in cities for thousands of years you fucking retard

I don't hate urban cities as a concept, they just invariably seem to be populated by roaches who think they're people. I went to NYC once and I never, ever want to go back. I'll take rural nowhere land any day and fuck all the pretentious city assholes who look down on the lifestyle. Nukes cannot come soon enough.

The city no longer dumps garbage here but the residents still do.

>Third world tier education
> Low pay
> Rapidly rising crime rates
> Bland uninspired art and culture.
> Misoneist Population
> Third world tier food
Rural brainlets just can't comprehend the appeal of urban life.

>they just invariably seem to be populated by roaches who think they're people.
The most vile subhuman people i have ever witnessed has always been in rural areas

As someone who lives in the Bronx let me tell you. This is the WORST burrough. The only good thing is all the sexy ebony escorts are here and theyre cheap

Holy fucking lol I know a city faggot did not just talk to me about education, crime rates, culture, and food. Not worth speaking to beyond this point

>> Third world tier food

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>wish we were jersey
FUCK YOU jersey drivers are fucking awful and if I had to deal with that everyday I'd be in jail

>The only good thing is all the sexy ebony escorts are here and theyre cheap
No user... not like this...

Have fun trying to dispute your third world upbringing on your dsl connection faggot.

Too late man. Already done it multiple times

>muh air quality
>chugs down 24 packs of pisswater
>muh freedom muh land
>doesn’t actually own the land
>pays federal taxes

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No one outside of Jew York City gives a fuck about you.

The entire world cares about nyc

GOD HELP US CONNECTICUT IS BURNING TO DEATH LET NEW YORK OR MASS ANNEX US ALREADY FUCK

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Marylandbros where we @?

*crickets*

> Hundreds of restaurants with fresh ingredients from a variety of cultures
> Chinese food restaurant run by Cleetus Johnson, and diner run by Uncle Gus. Only restaurants in 100 miles.

what did Van Kull do?

Does that high speed connection come in handy for times like this when you desperately try to justify your bug-infested studio apartment by encroaching on topics you're ignorant of? Rhetorical question

>you're the tourist capital of the world!!! you invite subhumans in!!!!
>nobody outside of your city cares about you!!!!

choose one retard

lol enjoy your Pajeet poo curry

Tell me americhums, why is Queens called that?

Reminder that Florida is also the 3rd largest state

You forgot:
>emergency response time is measured in hours
>minimum wage is peanuts
>insects and wild animals getting into your home
>cars are necessary, if you can't afford the thousands of dollars for one you're fucked
>everything is far apart, a trip to the store takes 30 minutes each way, and going to work is even further
>awful education
>high rates of obesity
>higher than average amount of kids per family because theres nothing to do but fuck
>poverty Internet connections

But hey you have space so you can fuck your sister without being caught right?

What the fuck is a maryland?

Brooklyn is actually Kings county

>FACT
The best universities and schools are in cities with none being in bumfuck rural areas
>FACT
Crime rates/drug addiction in rural areas are higher per capita than major cities
>FACT
What culture do rural areas have outside of hunting/meth/Walmart? Major cities are filled with everything from every culture. There’s things to do no matter how niche your taste is
>FACT
Major cities have the highest rated restaurants with Michelin Star chefs down to dive places with delicious food for cheap from all over the world. Want flyover tier food? You can find that in the city. Want 5 star quality meals? You can find that in the city. Ruralfags can only do one

Keep coping bumpkin

>The county is assumed to have been named afterCatherine of Braganza, since she was queen of England at the time (she was Portugal's royal princess Catarina daughter of King John IV of Portugal).[7]The county was founded alongsideKings County(Brooklyn, which was named after her husband, King Charles II), andRichmond County(Staten Island, named after his illegitimate son,the 1st Duke of Richmond).[15][16][17]However, the namesake is in dispute; while Catherine's title seems the most likely namesake, no historical evidence of official declaration has been found.

>tfw walking around the city, or in the mazes of subway station pathways and just imagining all the cool vidya potential there

Bought The Division for this reason too, but it turned out be lamer and more restricted with its underground/subway portrayal than I thought, they pretty much only fully model 42nd street station but filled it with plague bodies and a really morbid scene so that wasn't fun. GTAIV had a more extensive underground but all the stations were the same shit.

Vidya games just can't seem to get this city right

>forgetting that ruralfags can see the stars at night
Owned, citicuck. You'll never recover

keep sucking immigrant dick you prancing lala homo man

I can't tell if I hate or pity cityfags. They're completely oblivious that they live like human rats only experiencing galvanized pastiches of various cultures, while also swallowing down every drop of media propaganda regarding rural life. Just look at all the "hurr durr cleetus urrngghh fuck sister" posting ITT.

bro staten island isnt apart of nyc, gtfo new jersey faggot

The only fun thing about seeing the stars at night is when you live in the city and leave and you can finally see them. It fets old by the second night.

>muh Wallstreet

So nothing but kikes fucking over America?

>Not to mention culture and media.

Almost nothing then. NYC has a very minimal cultural impact despite it's popularity. LA is like a million times more culturally relevant.

If you're not in the middle of Manhattan you can still see stars, not as much but they're still there, and its easier to make out the planets when the stars are less visible too so thats actually a positive in this case.

No matter where you are on Earth you can really only see around 6,000 stars max in the night sky anyways

>you live in nyc or a major city so therefore you live in a rat infested cubby hole
I grew up in a 4 bedroom 3 bathroom house in queens with a big yard. My best friend owns a 3 bedroom home in Brooklyn with a yard. The only people that live on top of each other are retards in Manhattan that pay a gorillion dollars for everything or niggers in tenement buildings

Name 4 things to do in a rural area that aren't a derivative of hunting, fishing or camping.
I'll wait

The only thing to do in a rural area is to fuck, and when the only people around are your family sometimes you've got to make due. Nothing to be ashamed of.

The only thing in LA Is holywood.
Everywhere else is irrelevant
Hell, Chicago cultivates more talent than LA.

Nigger lover go fuck yourself faggot.

Bitch shut the fuck up you fuckin' monkey.

Fuck off nigger shitter.

Shut the fuck up you filthy shitskin faggot.

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people like you who live in the flyover parts of america have no say, only certain parts of manhattan is like that

The average rural poster.

Cringe

>Hey guys, I'm new to Yea Forums do I fit in yet
Cringe

I'm walkin' here!

All the faggots posting that queens is the best are full of shit, there's a reason all the games take place in manhattan, cause there isn't shit in queens.

Your average rural education everyone

>>tfw biggest diversity of ecosystems
just because a fen, swamp, bog and marsh are all technically different ecosystems doesn't mean trudging between them is actually interesting.

What do you do for fun in the city big boy? Shitpost on the internet apparently. Sure you've got those nifty meme museums with photoshopped art classics and maybe you've got a plethora of obscure restaurants to try but who cares? Most city draws are gimmicky tourist shit at best

Yonkers is more a forgotten borough rather than staten island at this point

> silicon valley is rural
t. retarded nigger

Seething shitskin pieces of filthy minority faggot trash.

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> durrr hurrrr hurrrr silicon valley? Never heard of it bro, nice farmland
t. retarded fuckin' monkey

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Yonkers isn’t a borough are part of nyc. Staten Island is

>What do you do for fun in the city big boy?
Literally everything

maybe it's a casserole, but it's much more delicious than flavorless rubber dough with a teaspoon of sauce spread on it

Answer my question and I'll answer yours

>redditor thinks saying nigger 5 times a post makes him fit in
You're trying too hard.
How's your thread on /r9k/ doing user? Got any replies yet?

> the incel can't come up with a real answer because all he's ever done before is gone out drinking and getting high
YIIIIIIIIIKES LMAO

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So THIS is the power of flyover “banter” Face it, you’ll never be as powerful as nyc/big city bros. We’re too quick for you

Bill de Blasio was fucking this city up before she was even in the picture.

> anyone who says nigger on Yea Forums is from r9k
t. seething tranny faggot

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Not a response

>Answer my question and I'll answer yours
Try not being a sophist first and engage me honestly. Because when you take a handful of fulfilling rural activities and claim they don't count off the bat, I'm not inclined to give one fuck about validating you. You're getting the effort you gave

t. pathetic incel who's only ever gone drinking and getting high with shitskins and homophilic pedophiles from Israel

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>access to great parks filled with people to play sports with
>access to great bars and nightclubs
>beautiful women everywhere
>video games everywhere
>world class restaurants everywhere
>always something to do or see right outside your doorstep
>can go hunting/fishing/camping in Long Island or upstate ny any time I want
Literally everything a human can do is readily available to me around every corner

centerforpubliceducation.org/research/out-loop-rural-education-us
thecrimereport.org/2018/05/14/rural-violent-crime-rate-rises-above-u-s-average/
ovc.ncjrs.gov/ncvrw2016/content/section-6/PDF/2016NCVRW_6_UrbanRural-508.pdf
fas.org/sgp/crs/misc/R45236.pdf
Statistics are probably above your educational level so let me give you a synopsis(big idea, made more easy to read)
>Rural districts have a higher rate of child poverty which impacts education
>Fewer schools offer AP courses
>Lower attainment of degrees, higher percentage of having only highschool or no highschool
>Low funding and staff shortages in rural education systems
>Violent crime rate higher than the national average,
>Property crime rate significantly higher than urban.
stay mad tweaker

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BTFO

> DURRR MUH VIDEO GAMES EVERYWHERE!!!!
NYIH HIHIHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! OHH my GOD bro!!

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>If you're not in the middle of Manhattan you can still see stars
The fact that you think what you're seeing when you look at the sky within 500 miles of New York is what people mean when they say "seeing stars" is beyond depressing.

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>he forgot that flyover states have the highest rates of drug overdose

Wtf but fox news and pol told me she was bad

>he thinks him saying nigger is triggering
Everyone here says it, but anyone who says it 5 times a post is trying hard to fit in and is either new or an incel mad that Tyrone fucked his crush
Which are you

sick composite shot bro

Kill is a dutch word for river, you autist

Nice cherry picking faggot. Like how ignored literally everything else and since you’re posting on a board about video games what are you scoffing at you brain dead meth addict?

they would have nothing to gain from it desu

our best hope is to be annexed by north korea

>forgetting that ruralchad can go outside, turn over a rock and poke at some pillbugs that are scurrying around with a stick
Citycucks btfo

only a clueless asphalt jungle zoomer thinks your pic represents what people mean by "seeing stars".

Can literally do that in nyc. You act as if it’s a walled off metropolis with no nature to speak of

Pack up cityfags he got us

Peeeeeeeeeedophiiiiiiiiiile, go back to discoooooooord, traaaaaannyyyyyyyy.

> NYC IS THE BEST CITY ON EARTH BECAUSE OF MUH EPIC VIDEO GAMES!!!! HUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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yikes

Cringe

Discord group tell you to post that? LMAO.

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our pillbugs are 5'something and don't live under rocks

>ruralfags are so fucking bored and tweeked out all they do is poke bugs with sticks and stare at the sky for hours

actually this, fuck, brookyln has become cali at this point

I love New York City because I'm SURROUNDED BY VIDEO GAMES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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Oh yeah, can you molest your sister, tell your pastor and be absolved of all guilt?
I don't think so
Ruralchads 2, citycucks 0

This is what a lack of social interaction and a ton of drugs does to your brain.
Rural life, not even once.

Pokemon generation black and white was based.

It was also based on the US and included NYC and several ferry boats

No-go zones in the 70s-90s are now filled with art students with handle bar moustaches and urban gardens. I’m not mad though, they’re generally nice people and cleaned up the shit. I ignore them for the most part since they don’t bother me

> he does drugs, YIKES! I bet if he were from New York City he would be content simply being SURROUNDED BY VIDEO GAMES!!!!

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You ok bro?

>He admits he does meth
Cletus you're not helping

I always assumed it's all just New York City.

Have you forgotten where we are?
We're on a videogame board.

The realization that he has nothing to do but go outside and stare at animals has finally snapped him.

I'm not your brother you fuckin' shitskin nigger lowlife, go back to NYC bitch there aren't any fuckin' video games for you here, HIHIHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEH.

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Imagine being these people.
Human beings that live 1000 miles from the nearest dark sky sight and actually think you can't see the goddamn milky way with your unaided eye.
I guess Aristotle was looking at it through a fucking telescope when he commented on it 2300 years ago.

You fucking dumbasses stop responding to the bait

It’s not bait. Flyovers are genuinely this retarded.

Manhattan is new york, new york
Everywhere else can technically be called the city but it's really not.

>Billy Bob showing his true colors is bait I swear
Ruralfag on damage control

“New York City” is comprised of 5 boroughs
>Manhattan
>Brooklyn
>Bronx
>Queens
>Staten island
When people outside of Manhattan say they have to go to the city they are referring to “Manhattan” even though they’re in nyc

Why are urban fags so damn pompous? I wouldn't have any beef if they didn't phrase every single fucking thing they say regarding rural life in some passive-aggressive patronizing way. It's like they're all women. Ted Kaczynski didn't finish the job

Aside from the Ferry, the SI Mall, and the College of SI, what else does Staten Island have? It's just South Brooklyn before the condos and projects got out of control.

Why are ruralfags so insecure that they rushed into a thread that had nothing to do with them to shitpost?

Imagine being a cityfag
Not being able to tweak out and go dirt biking with Bill and RiverSky
Not being able to eat bbq deer seasoned with salt and pepper
Not being able to drink all day and diddle your sister-cousin Seyara-Lyne
Not being able to fuck any farm animal you want in 1000miles
Not being able to live entirely unmotivated off of social security

Only literal niggers and Jews can call someone from silicon valley a ruralfag without feeling like a complete kike, this thread is classic. All the minorities are completely fuckin' seething.

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Ruralfags are objectively inferior though.
>poor education
>overweight
>poorly socialized
>too many kids
>sit in front of the TV while drinking and/or doing meth to pass the time inbetween welfare checks

Queens suck. LIC-Astoria is being infested with Yuppies, Flushing is full of Asians who turn Main Street into the goddamn Shibuya crossing with Tokyo tier foot traffic, Jamaica is a shitty shopping place. Only Far Rockway, South East Queens, NE Queens, and a few pockets of Forest Hills, Kew Gardens, and middle of the county are god tier.

I bet you stare at this image in your dingy ranch home high on meth/lsd with wood paneled walls and shagged carpet with cigarette burns

Is that why I live in a 3 million dollar house next to Apple headquarters, and you live in a 1 bedroom studio with two other guys, faggot? BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY VIDEO GAMES!!!! HIHIHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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>dude sweeping general statements
Well I say every urbanfag is a hood rat thug that lives in a rundown tenement and is also on welfare with just as many bastard children. Guess it's fact.

Imagine being a cityfag and not doubling your welfare money by winning bets at the weekly cockfight down the road

Hey, I'm walkin' here!

Yep, my 3 million dollar ranch home next to Apple looks exactly like this, YIKES LMAO you've obviously never scraped together enough money to leave NYC before, nigger. Does it hurt not knowing what the outside world is like? HIHIHOHOHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

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Everything wrong with NYC stems mostly from Real Estate Developers having too much control over the land, our piece of shit Governor, and Mayor making uberprogressive reforms, and too much regulations. Actual NYC residents are planning to move to Maryland, Upstate, LI, and other parts of the country.

As a Dutchman those names are all so funny

>LI
Why would anyone subject themselves to this? At least upstate has the Catskills and dank mountains

Ohh, so you're saying everything wrong with NYC is because of the Jews, got it. We all already fuckin' knew that Schmuelie, HAHAHAAAAAAA.

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Imagine being a cityfag and not accidentally burning a patch of your carpet by dropping the iron on it and thinking that you'll just end up with wrinkle free fibers

Lots of NY neighborhoods are either named after Dutch, or Indian words.

Our basketball team (the Knicks) are literally a homage to the dutch

more like

Manhattan > Brooklyn > bronx > queens > literal shit > jersey city > Staten Island

Nah, New York Jews are pretty based. The banks are controlled by the Ultra Conservative Ultra Orthodox Jews that run their secret bus in Brooklyn. The two greatest mayors: Ed Koch and LaGuardia were jews who took shit from no one

No way. The Bronx is objectively the worst borough unless you’re looking for that vintage nyc violence from the warriors

Imagine being a cityfag and not being able to play "who can drink the most and still make the jump over the firepit" at your family get-togethers

> trying this hard to come up with something funny
> ending up with THIS
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING LITTLE NIGGER LMAO
Write this from your $1,500/month one bedroom apartment in the Nigger District, tranny FAGGOT? HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

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Why do city folk obsess so hard over where they live, kind of pathetic honestly

Nah, NY is really controlled politicians who try too hard to be the next Don Corleone.

>Move to a city
>Coworkers make fun of me for saying shit like "howdy", "folks" and "pardon"
Is this a discrimination clause somewhere

fresh pond represent

Not if you're white

> nah the Jews controlling New York are actually based, goy, except for this specific group of Jews controlling New York City who are literally siphoning our wealth into their pockets!
The absolute state of philo-semitism.

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Wew you’re hitting too close to home pham

LI has Roosevelt Field Mall, the North Shore, and a lot of good Parks. It's just infested with boomers and MS-13 members.

This
I grew up on Long Island and couldn't fucking wait to get off of it.

> he doesn't know the biggest mafia in American history was the Jewish mafia, not the Italian mafia
You're fuckin' pathetic, nigger. Go learn some fuckin' history that isn't fed to you from fuckin' Martin Scorsese, BITCH.

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>cityfags will never experience the adrenaline pumping excitement that comes from waiting for paternity test results to see whether you or your brother has to pay child support
Pathetic, isn't it?

Dude don't even pretend this isn't Heroin Hell, the State.

I wouldn't mind a game that gave Cinci a little love though.

t. seething tranny Jew

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AIPAC Jews live on the Upper East Side, along Park Ave in Manhattan, over at North Shore Tower, that massive co-op complex with it's own theater and golf course in Queens.

LI unironically has some of the best pizza/bagels tho

I didn't ask, retard. Their voter base and contributors are spread throughout the entire country, as well as throughout the city. Stupid kike.

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Thank you based Jews for Katzs

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> THANKS MS-13 FOR YOUR DELICIOUS GORDITA SUPREMES

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NY is the most corrupt state in the union, user. Everyone politician in the state has gotten into a sex scandal, bribery, or ties with the mob in one way or another. Even the AG who tried to take down Trump got caught.

LI has great pizza and bagels but nothing you can’t find in the boroughs. I stopped visiting long island after the islanders left.

>not NC who actually has to redo an election for fraud

Nah, Dems get most of their support from NYC. Most of Upstate and parts of Long Island are pretty conservative. The governor wins the race easily because of NYC.

Wow, you make a great case for why its capitol would be the best city in the country, bro. RURALFAGS BTFO'D.

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> if someone's conservative that means they're BASED!!!
t. moronic Jew who thinks anyone's falling for his impotent kike bullshit

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Itt: seething ruralfags

>flyovers will never know what’s it like to have a block party while having Roman candle shootouts in the street with festive Italian music playing in the background at nighttime after a long day of stoop ball and street hockey

Shut up Parker, you ain’t convincing anyone. Now get more more pictures of Spider-Man.

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That's literally how NY is interms of politics. Upstate and LI: Red, NYC: Blue. Both Upstate and LI hate the city.

Who completely destroyed your thread lmao

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the cold cuts are good but the bread they serve it on is meh. I'd rather thank the jews for bagels. there's a better place out here near manhasset but filthy transplants must never know.

>destroyed
All I see is rural shitters getting btfo by facts and statistics

> muh multicultural hellscape is actually a GOOD thing, TRUST ME!

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new york and california are literally least interesting parts of america

t. non-american

Upstate and LI are stuck in the past.
Theres a reason why conservatives are in the minority, because "new bad, old good. Rich get tax cuts" can only be said for so long before people get tired and want actual change

>ukrainian "thugs" driving hooded out infinities
>literal niggers running around shooting people
>everywhere is disgusting
>the SI mall is their mecca
>most of the damage from sandy is STILL not repaired
>snow doesn't get plowed for days
>garbage doesn't get picked up for days
>no street cleaning
>literal meth heads everywhere
>have to watch your step from all the fucking heroin needles
I hate NYC. I hate that I was born here, I hate everyone here and I hate what this place has become.
But I'd rather live in some shithole like williamsburg, bushwick or jackson heights and listen to the literal faggot neighbors smoking their shitty weed and having gay sex over living in SI jesus christ.

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>multicultural hellscape
I grew up in a 100% Italian American neighborhood where everyone was safe and happy

Rockstar needs to stop making island maps. Just use impassable water or mountains, more immersive that way.

You’re giving a bad name to rural posters please gtfo

Living in NY must be a fucking hell

Nope, all you see is trannies, Jews, and niggers impotently screeching about how BTFO'd your opponents are, it's fuckin' pathetic LMAO.

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Astoria was the last great neighborhood until it finally got found out and all the gastropub bullshit started.

Italians live like a cross between niggers and White trash Jews. They're fucking pathetic. Just like you, shitskin. We Japanese and the Nazis should have never allied with you filthy animals.

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You Japs are turning Flushing into a Tokyo, and that shitty fung-wah bus is a death trap

Cringe

Saratoga is nice as fuck though

Well we were going to have a giant ferris wheel for some reason but that turned out to be some embezzlement scheme. There's the Empire Outlets (SI Mall 2). Other than that maybe you can hit up a heroin dealer and hope the first dose either kills you or gives you super AIDS. The island is very barebones. It could be made better but there's a lot of shitty people here and the city literally doesn't care about anything other than speed traps.

Why are these gastropubs popping up everywhere? I can get a god tier Burger, Fries, and tenders from a deli or diner anywhere in the city.

>flushing
>japs
its chinks and coreans bro.
Japs tend to stick to the UES and midtown

Fuck New York, bitch.

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This but the complete opposite