Convince me to take Shield over Sword
Shield = the girl getting pressed
Sword = the chad doing the mating press
Convince me to take Shield over Sword
Nathan Russell
Lucas Thompson
It's a matter of the version exclusives, which we know fuck all about.
Brody Long
He's right you know
Also the blue is always the better color for pokemon games in blue vs red.
Lastly, Take it to /vp/
Oliver Jones
what if i want to be pressed
Levi Clark
Shield may have better version exclusives.
Anyone who picks before we see the actual differences is a brainlet.
Julian Carter
Sword? More like Dagger, look at those proportions, it's the fucking tuna can chode of blades. Where are you even gonna hold the fucker? The hilt is 100% stupid dog head. Case closed, Shield is based and for true power top chads like myself.
@ me and your mom dies in her sleep tonight.
Landon Clark
this
we haven't even seen the fucking box art legendarys yet
Jack Long
>another red vs blue
Nathaniel Hernandez
Shield seems to be the one getting all the attention on gameFAQs
Joshua Carter
>the virgin pencil dick versus the chad glans
Kevin Gutierrez
Shield. Mace+Shield is the patrician weaponset.
Christopher Taylor
I wish I had a friend or maybe a boyfriend so we could buy one version each and trade pokemon haha.
Jack Kelly
>making your decision before even knowing the version differences
Holy fucking shit, I knew pokefans were brain dead, but they reach new heights every single day.
Daniel Ramirez
Wait for the box legendaries before deciding.
Jordan Brooks
Here you go
Chase Baker
Why not both?
Anthony Jones
#NotYourShield
Parker Taylor
>still playing pokemon
>when every game is worse than the last
John Hall
Well i'm shield now
Logan Martinez
>Not wanting to be a cute scottish girl fucking pressed by a Chad
What are you, gay?
Daniel Morales
>he doesn't buy both versions
I'm dumb enough to give Game Freak at least $120 dollars a year. Why aren't you?
Henry Perry
no
Evan Hall
Based and flashpodded.
Jace Barnes
>It's a matter of the version exclusives, which we know fuck all about.
this
Jeremiah Russell
convince yourself not to be a faggot
Kayden Ortiz
The shield is braver than the sword. It willfully takes the blows, no faggot dancing sword parry shit. Shield are usually BULKED bois too.
Julian Cooper
Fucking rip roastes, cat saw some beef and went for it.
Jose Lewis
the SWORD is the epitome of masculinity
the SWORD PENETRATES and DOMINATES its enemies
the shi*Ld is the COWARDS TOOL
a shi*Ld user HIDES behind his shi*Ld instead of facing his enemies FACE TO FACE
Easton Turner
why did you keep capitalizing the L in shield
Eli Richardson
who cares what a frogposter thinks
Benjamin Moore
Its what they're holding if they're using a shield
James Morris
What?
Jaxson Myers
They're holding that L user
Evan Myers
What the fuck does that mean?
Ryan Peterson
They're holding the L part behind the shield, it's like a handle.
Liam Martin
You said it yourself.
The shield TAKES the blows.
The same way the cunt TAKES the cock
Michael Evans
Tou should take brown Sword.
Aiden Gonzalez
Sword is basically cock version then. And only faggots want cock.
Ayden Russell
The virgin shield is a coward who hides from attacks, the chad sword goes in to fuck the opponent up without caring about his own safety.
Michael Howard
Sword is just a brainlet brute, Shield is based
Jace Williams
Most people will choose Sword, Yea Forums/Hipsters/Contrarians will choose Shield
Charles Edwards
>t. pussy
Easton Robinson
>he doesn't take staff and drop sword
Aaron Sanders
>Artoria
wtf i want version shield now
Aiden Roberts
No, the Shieldbearer is a smug Chad who laugh behind his shield at the brainlet with a stick helplessly whacking at a slab of steel while he gets limbs sliced off like a cuck.
Camden Nelson
This
Charles Russell
>getting this abomination of a game
Have fun paying for online just so you can trade.
Angel Mitchell
The small length $oyrd user has always been universally cucked by the spearchad, who was often found with a shield