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What is the "IA" for?

Isn't that what Cthulhu cultists yell?

Man I wish devs would stop listening to an audience that doesn't even consume their product.

Odyssey is a shit game

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>or after Alexios grows a pair and creates a sperm sandwich with some ovary eggs from some Greek chick
Okay, they got me

>oneangryfaggot

No words

Intersex and asexual

Kassandra is for breeding.

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The more studios cave, the more demands these types make. They should know this by now.

isn't it about time you fucks give up already
face it, we, the leftists, the liberals, the sjw, the queers won
this is our future, adapt or kill yourselves

fucking kek

>or kill yourselves
Statistically you'll go first.

So it's just more nothing?

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Better question is where are the P and the N?

ouch

>minority is the loudest
Hahaha.

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>sjws don't actually have influence over your video games are you supid or what haha just ignore them and they will go away lol

now this is epic

>obviously in reference to the child growing up
>genetic dead-ends insist on making it all about them instead

Americans are not human beings anymore.
Just remember that.

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>Kassandra still got dicked and enjoyed it

Trannies are still mad

>"queerphobic" that characters would "grow up" to have a healthy hetrosexual relationship in order to procreate
Can Islam just take over the west already?

The sad part is that Alexios was still the most popular choice for MC yet they can't get over it.

>ubisoft
>american

Give me a break. The entire west is pockmarked with this illness.

*the west are not human beings anymore.

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Glad I stopped playing these games after 3

>Ubisoft pissed everyone off

This is fun at least

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There's something wrong with this idea. Because they're still selling a shit ton. So either A, these changes aren't detering buyers. Or B, these changes are attracting buyers.

If these people didn't consume the product, they'd certaining stop pandering to them, and go to the more profitable direction, right? That's how capitalism works, doesn't it?

why do i have a feeling the guy who used "boner culture" unironically made this article?

Their entire ideology is nothing but politicized sexual immaturity.

ouch

why don't they just not pay for the extra game content and never see their lesbian character have sex with a man?

I thought it was really lovely seeing Kassandra go from a mercenary who kills anyone and everyone for money, to a mother who seeks a peaceful life.

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I think most people don't really care at all, they just buy the games because they look cool.

I saw a webm that showed the result of MtF surgery. The person was looking at their genitals for the first time, through a mirror. They were crying tears of joy as the surgical wrapping was removed, and all I saw was genital mutilation on a horrific magnitude. It actually made me really sad and disgusted. The mental illness argument is true.

Ye

pretty sure you can still do that if you seek straight relationships. The problem was that ubi pulled a mass effect 3 and pigeon holed everyone into a single ending

I don geddit!

Give all customers a 40% discount on their next purchase to ease them.

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Frankly the hole of progression between the legs is so well done it's hypnotic

>Ich habe ein Hilfegesuch von euch erhalten.

What kind of age is the latest AssCreed supposed to play in?

How do you know they weren't just regular tears?

Having choices in a game set in the past is already unbelievable enough. How do you expect a gay or lesbian to continue the bloodline?

So pepe cucked Wojak, but why did Pepe cut his junk off afterwards?
Or is this grown up wife's son living in the current year as a transvestite? If the latter I have to disagree, pepe is right wing, he would never do that.

I never implied choice is bad, just that putting a character's development above my own sexual agenda gave me a nice warm feeling.

>game is all about an ancient bloodline that traces down to the main character
>surprised and upset when the story direction goes on to continuing that bloodline

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the game has pretty much rendered direct decedents useless. Now all you need is the persons dna like balek in origins

It's a game where from the onset you know you're playing a direct ancestor of other characters in the series. What exactly did you think was going to happen?

It's also entirely ridiculous to project modern ideas of homosexuality on the greeks (let alone Spartans) who regular had gay sex and paired up to procreate.

>Gamers shouldn't pressure devs to cave to their demands and they should learn to deal with it.
>Immediately caves to progressive, ISIS supporting bugmen when they complain.

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Because that's not how it works. Gamers have no fucking principles or spine. They think that buying the game and complaining about it is enough and boycotts are stupid. This applies to Yea Forums too, of course.

Not quite, it's not nearly as pushed in Europe because we have less jewish influence.

apu and pepe aren't the same character

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Get this guy a body bag because he's fucking DEAD!

Yeah, just Muslim influence in Europe.

>we have less jewish influence
I think Jews will be hated because of our leading role in Europe.jpg

A dumb frog is a dumb frog. Who gives a shit about your shitty lore.

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God fucking damn

pic related. its my latest incarnation of green wojak /s
gtfo euro cuck

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I would momjak so hard

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>The man of the future will be of mixed race. Today's races and classes will gradually disappear owing to the vanishing of space, time, and prejudice. TheEurasian-Negroidrace of the future, similar in its appearance to theAncient Egyptians, will replace the diversity of peoples with a diversity of individuals. [...]

Instead of destroying European Jewry, Europe, against its own will, refined and educated this people into a future leader-nation through this artificial selection process. No wonder that this people, that escaped Ghetto-Prison, developed into a spiritual nobility of Europe. Therefore a gracious Providence provided Europe with a new race of nobility by the Grace of Spirit. This happened at the moment when Europe's feudal aristocracy became dilapidated, and thanks to Jewish emancipation.

Practical Idealism, 1925

Is Odyssey worth $20?

Damn...

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modern day america

Bag em and tag em. is done.

who runs the LGBBQ???
how does what you like to have sex with make a community???
if I wanna lick a pp does that make me part of their community???

Reminds me of r9k's peepee poopoo comics

If you liked Origins then sure.

That's not even Wojak's real son, isn't it?

At least use the good version

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lefties see a woman giving birth as something negative.

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What happened to the industry to ignore them
WHY WON'T THEY LISTEN TO USE GENUINE VIDEO MALE GAMERS INSTEAD FUCK UBISOFT FOR NOT TOLERATING THEIR MAIN AUDIENCE

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what the fuck, man

nice

Fellow Europoor here, you gotta be kidding we have state funded adverts with niggers giving it in the ass to white bois painted in European colors.

>a character's development
It was always advertised as a shallow Bioware-esque do whatever you want RPG. The protagonist matters so little that the two characters are completely interchangeable.

Reminder to report and sage non video game threads everyone.
We can make Yea Forums a good place to actually discuss video games eventually.

Lefties won't allow white people to have children

Based

Women shitting out babies is objectively disgusting.

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>assassin's creed
>not a video game
ok

>who're

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HOLY FUCK THAT'S A FUCKING COURT INFRONT OF THE UN

THEY SPECIFICALLY BANNED ROASTING PEOPLE ALIVE DUDE

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Mental illness, just like everything after LGB.

Put me in the screencap but upside down

Infantry Automatic

Brutal

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holy SHIT

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listen to based Cartard pls

throw a pie for me

Ill and Autistic

Hasn't been a thing since AC:4 Black flag you double niggers

go chop your dick off

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Thank you

Uhhmm... b-based?

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There are two scenarios: 1.)Conservatives win and live out there ancap dreams.
2.) Regressives win and replace their unsustainable lefty utopia with Islamic radicals within a generation or two, due to low birth rates and unregulated immigration.

Actually 2 is unrealistic as well, there'd be a right wing surge long before muslims are in the majority, leading to gated communities and a two class society á la Brazil.

>until she found the right man
That's true though. No girl is gay
Even lesbians use penises, they are quite literally born to take it, so there is no avoiding it.

>Kassandra
Mortal Kombat cameo to come?

Yeah LGB is just chronic daddy issues.

>At this point having children is "sticking it up to the SJWs"
Holy fuck this bizarro world.

Looks like the trend of hating faggots is gonna pick up

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They don't do this for sales, they do this for investors and shareholders who don't play games but do read news articles and do affect the financial health of the company.

My wife kassandra does all the 'outside' chores while I stay at home cleaning and taking care of her son.

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>If these people didn't consume the product, they'd certaining stop pandering to them, and go to the more profitable direction, right? That's how capitalism works, doesn't it?


I think SJW pandering is never a selling point, but it gets ignored by most gamers, because the influence is really surface level and easily ignored. That being said, there are several instances where devs went too far and actually hurt their sales via agressive agenda i.e. Battlefield Vagina

There is no worse slur I can think of than "breeder".

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Realistically both of these posts were made by the same person

Oh it's attempted suicide? That changes everything, just another cry for attention from these mentally ill faggots.

Based as fuck

>i love my child so much i'll kill it!
hmmmm....

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Asexual yeah, but intersex is an actual medical condition.

The cringe squad has arrived.

Want your child to never experience this horrible cringe? Don't conceive them.

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pansies and niggers fall under q

>"Lesbian" Kassandra lost to the dick
El oh el

>I can't lose if I never participate!

he actually died and deleted his post well done user

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how do these people think lineages work?

>forcing other people into the game because it says so
Tetris manual states that the goal is to stack blocks of tetramino into full lines and increase high-score, therefore we should convert the entire universe into computronium running either Tetris instances or scripts playing it.

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new animus doesn't need a lineage . you'd know this if you played origins or odyssey

pepe can be used by anyone, the hilldawg pepes are cool.
t. memewar windtalker grunt

>sperm sandwich with some ovary eggs

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>playing AC after Black Flag

As a side note, I want to lick Eclipsa's fat cheeks.

Why would anyone waste their time making this.

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Except you’re literally wrong. They still do. How else do you think they were reliving kassandras memories?
>Inb4 the DNA on the spear

No. It’s more ridiculous to assume they relived her memories through some contaminated fingerprint DNA found on her spear that was buried for over 1000 years than it is to simply say she’s reliving her ancestors memories.

You missed out on 4 though, that was pretty good. The rest are kinda garbage though only syndicate is decent.

Trannies should be euthanized, and public SJW outcry should be punishable by death.

To send a message.
What is that message?
BRONGHALD
GRUUUMMMMMPPPFFF

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Reminder

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>LGBTQIA

Wonder what character they gonna add next year.

100 bucks on P.

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>try pleasing everyone, end up pleasing nobody
pottery

Gais its just an ubisoft game who cares.

samefag but here's your you