> reality check
Toobie is over 300 lbs of metal and polymer
reality check
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yes, and?
Disgusting
and really hot
i want to get crushed by 2b
Yes, and?
Ass is way too large and is surely made for black men
So you are saying that she is over 20LBs of P...
Yeah, way too much ass for a whyte boi.
Does anyone have that ugly cosplayer photo with the snaggletooth?
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
T. Pathetic black boi
Its so bad you niggers even made a fake tweeter. Really cringey stuff
they're still soft tho right
>reality check
>video game android girl
>Toobie is over 300 lbs of metal and polymer
That's the battle version.
I'm pretty sure she could upload in much lighter frame that wouldn't cause death by SNU SNU if you ever wanted to check her gears closely.
She's made for combat, not lewds, so you can't cuddle with her without being hurt. she doesn't even have a sex organ.
fat != thick
you are a fatfag therefore a degenerate and your place is where feetfags are
Robots are patrician
Brap Sniff
I wish she actually looked like a 300+ lbs sow.
kys beta "male"
homo
Theres literally lore that they can get dicks and fake vaginas if they want to
Maybe he talks about virtual reality.
I think? There's blood looking stuff in there so maybe they have some squish
Someone post that one really ugly chick cosplaying 2b with pimples and the rotten tooth
This is majalis, show me the penis
9s is very lucky. Damn his shota charm
smellfags are the absolute worst part of any body part fetish
2Braps and 9Sniffs
Like pottery
someone post the really ugly cosplay
I call this picture, "the brap on the blade"
They can simulate pregnancies if they want to
even 9S
of course its Elizabeth.
Send this to Ken Levine
Excuse me?
How do robofarts smell like?
>no belly inflation when the guys get sucked in
absolute shit.
>tfw no bigtass gf to analvore me
car exhaust
>name is literally tubby
whoa
probably like some kind of industrial chemical or simply exhaust
>sonyfag infiltrates nintendo fanbase
>full price game release with the 1 dlc set from 2 years which s just assets from its previous game
>they didnt fix any of the bugs from the first version game and the game continues to look like ps2 shit
>there are people in this thread that rebought the game
HURHRUH TWObEE ASSS HURRS HR SNIIFFFF OH SO DEEPS AND ENRICHING STORY TWOBENONOTTWOBE SO DEEPS IN MY ASSHOLE
>that final shot
kino
Nice
>My dick isn't big enough to reach from the back, I HATE THIS!
Whatever you want user it's programmable
I haven't played this game at all, I'm just here to brap post
… and that's a good thing.
t. 10cm and thin
POST
2B
COSPLAY
Whoever made this should become a movie director or writer. Pure genius.
>Damn his shota charm
He's taller than 2B
Reminder that the Commander is even heavier
Its ok to have fun user nier is fun
>noo let me out i need my switch
What's his name?
what a piece of shit ending this manga had
What will be the title?
Where was Accord?
skindentation is the best shit ever
'AV U GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT PUN M8
Someone post the really ugly 2b cosplay
How quick would you last if she just started slapping your face with her ass?
>haha switch sucks right guys, am i cool yet reddit?
2b has a shapely butt not a big butt, so I'm going to need her to take that outfit off. Very slowly.
*BZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
I swear he was shorter
no one said that
why are you so butthurt
Wtf happened? I dipped out after the cultural festival shitshow
She wears heels.
This is why A2's design is ingenious.
NAKED SKINDENTATION
TOOBIE NO!
>touching the shit crusted hand of the ass guy
I'll never understand.
>reality check
Your Toobie IS NOT REAL !!!!
Now post the non-photoshopped version
made for Netorare
See the post beneath you wanker
Fuck off runkachunk
yet
BOSS, GET DOWN!
That's an enemy pawg
a single brap from its shitter can split a man in half
I can handle 300 pounds on my hips because I train for.
Do you prefer the term braphog or slampig
She's real in my imagination.
Will someone post the damn ugly cosplay 2b. I can’t find it anywhere
Wait til I dress up my sex doll boyo
depends on what you're looking for
What's netorare?
Reminder that white thongs are prime for skidmarks
Funny that you replied that because one of my project is based around that idea but NO, STILL NOT REAL!! SHE'S FICTIONAL, GO OUTSIDE MEET REAL WOMEN!!!!
Christ I'm dying
Reverse ntr with ivy
God I wish that were me
>GO OUTSIDE MEET REAL WOMEN
pass
And still more soul than actual 3D women
sexbots will be real in a few years, user, I'd rather wait
It's a rare thing that's neat: "neato rare."
So like when you pull a foil charizard your friend might say, "Wow that's a netorare!"
How do I get a loving 7+/10 gf bros?
>reality check
Still hot tho
He's following the theme of nier automata, as long as he believes she's real, he has something to fight for, something to live for, even when she's not real.
for fucks sake user
Thanks breh
>that fucking face
I'm okay with everything except the fucking face.
This reminded me a bit of the Magna Carta game art
How much does her cock and balls weigh?
oh lord
Cant find it either let this hold you over
You guys are fucking faggots and should kill yourselves. I hope you die in a fire.
Everyone likes ass, the only reason it became a "black" thing is because they wrote 10000 rap songs about it.
It's literally low iq and the inability to come up with original content and ideas. I'm white and nobody loves ass more than I do and I've had some of the best ass on this planet believe me.
You're just pathetic LOSERS. SAD.
It's a fetish, basically lovy dovy sex but better. Vanilla 2.0
>loving
women are incapable of real emotions
Reminder that Yoko Taro is based
>in a 2b thread
>looking for gf advice
You're in the wrong place pal
I thought it was well known that cosplayers are literally a shittier version of 2d. And yes, they are 2d with how much editing goes into their photos.
>Posting inferior 2b cosplays.
Get a load of this homosexual.
id fuck both
based and redpilled
dude, imagine getting triggered over a bait comment. Don't be retarded.
Everyone knows big asses are top tier, and for all kind of men. The only reason they post that is because faggots like you respond to it.
Just stop getting baited.
Why is everyone lately so obsessed with African bodytype girls?
>you'll never actually experience 2B braps
>african body type girls
Stop posting this fag
I like that camel toe
2Dark
No.
You mean pear shaped girls?
>ignore them and they will go away!
>Flat chest + Big Booty and thighs
This, right here, is the most attractive body type a woman can have.
Massive asses + wasp curves it's mosty an African thing
Shame almost all black girls have gorilla faces
>That thigh squish
HNGGG
They arent even serious, though. they are pathetic darkies trying to claim a girl who has no interest in them to annoy other people.
Sauce nigga!
Her tit shape is actually disgusting.
in before >incel!!!!!
>respond to them showing your uncontainable rage and they'll go away!
>he doesn't know
propaganda of lies
>directed by hideo kojima
Your taste is disgusting
no?
yeah na
...
Kek
too much sag on her right tit, not perky enough
Imagine
Imagine getting this upset over seeing the ideal female body.
>t. teenager who has never seen braless tits in real life
It's best you don't know, user.
hmm... wonder if there's any correlation between IQ and preferring butts over superior boobs...
Aaaaahhhh!
Good thing she got the pic from behind so we don't get to see her mouthbreather face
Just because it's the ideal female body doesn't mean it's not a dude
actual virgin posts are so easy to spot
Dont open the spoiler if you already fapped today
Did you see her hips? Of course she is heavier.
I rather fuck a girl with no tits, than a girl with no ass.
t. argie
>another nier thread with ABSOLUTELY zero gameplay discussion, and is just one post after another of people jerking off to 2B
Remind me again why fanservice games aren't a giant pulsating blob of cancer?
>argentina was white all along
no it's not
have you seen any african women
the only thing they have are those distended asses like baboons
they dont have big nicely shaped asses and they have shit for curves
Well you're not good at it, so harder than you think.
>Russia
>China
>India
>superior IQ
Well, they look soft
basado y pildorarojeado
Just from that image, no
There is a correlation between ass size and health and intelligence, though.
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its not about what i want. EVER.
SOURCEEEEEE
Did you really click on the OP thinking this would be a Nier thread with actual discussion?
t. virgin who would settle for literally anything and can't afford to be selective
tbf there's not much to talk about the gameplay anymore but there's new cosplay and art all the time.
this user is doing God's work.
>peasanthub
Why would you come in this thread after seeing the OP pic?
only if you use toilet paper to wipe which doesn't really clean just spreads your shit thin. that's why most girls usually use flushable moist towelettes with other girls rinsing in the shower after pooping
Pretty sure we're adding to the list of reasons a certain someone wants 2B dead.
Most of the weight comes from the fusion reactor I believe.
The bitch who is in love the MC becomes the new super villain, and that's it, nothing more.
those are probably 49/51 and vice versa differences
>filename
Story time.
oh it's you again. Why do you come to these threads just to complain about them? just hide it and move on. Your life is even more pathetic than the people you're calling out.
They'll do anything to push their narrative. Best to ignore them
had a lot of good faps to the art of that artist bask in the day
You're ungrateful
Imagine how big her turds are.
there's probably a good pic of 9S's arm at the end of C/D, so we could use that to determine some stuff
too lazy to do it myself tho
>NOOOOOOOO WHY DOES HER RIGHT TIT IS 1CM LOWEERR THAN THE OTHER ONE!!!!
I'm sorry being reminded of your virginity upsets you.
why is there a subset of retards who want to talk about video games? what could possibly be said. you play them and you like them or you don't.
now post 2b's ass you fucking retard.
just more fusion for da pusshin'
These threads are the only discussion Nier ever gets. At no point does Yea Forums EVER discuss the actual games themselves. Infact, anyone who even claims to like the gameplay is a liar who just wants to jerk off to porn, thus returning to my original statement that all fanservice games are cancer.
Because you can only talk about the asses, the lore and the music. Gameplay’s pretty basic, nothing to write home about.
Fuck you user my balls are gonna be dry at this rate
But why is it? And why should you put up with it when you can get a woman whose tits are bigger, better shaped and have better symmetry too?
Where did you get that?. Commander has a normal android body and weights more than 2B
It's pretty amazing how a couple milimetres is the difference between the pinnacle of sexyness and disgusting.
Weird how the brain works innit
t. provinciano y peronista
that just makes it more memorable when she steps on me. thanks user!
2bh you sound a lot more like a virgin than he does
You got the other half of this image?
Nothing weird about that. Symmetry, shapes, proportions and ratios. All of it can be broken down to geometry.
>desperately projecting now
seething
Then the game is pure trash and doesn't belong on Yea Forums .
the game has been discusses multiple times already, when it came out 2 years ago. It even had a general on /vg/
there's nothing more to discuss, if seeing an ass upsets you're tranny ass this much, hide it and move on. Faggot
They dont call it vertical facial growth for nothin
Wouldn't matter if she's on her back.
>I'm not a v...virgin I swear!!! u....u are!!!
>keeps replying
Nier got some discussion when 2B came out in SC6 desu
>Pepsi M-16
Normally I’d agree but Yea Forums is a cesspool of idiocy and irrelevancy. Everything fits here.
Is this the so called sacred geometry i keep hearing about?
I enjoyed the switching of camera perspectives to give the feel of 2.5D
I also enjoyed panning the camera down under her skirt on a ladder
post more a2
imaginate ser un porteñito virgen q le dan asquito los culos grandes. llevas pañuelito también, putito de mierda?
@452860445
you're so butthurt because everyone called you out lmfao @ ur life virgin
Here
I loved that show
Hey fuck you buddy.
motor oil
Based
i will never not love this oc
Thanks bruh
>the game has been discussed multiple times already
Calling bullshit on that one. The game has never been discussed at any point in it's entire existence. I just wish you'd stop lying to save face.
I love my perfect wife 2B and want to start a family with her.
Why the fuck is VG Erotica the only porn animator who actually does pregnant 2B stuff
No, that's Golden Ratio you're thinking about.
En serio le pegué? Y eso que lo tiré en joda.
cringe and refrigerator shaped
Black women can never escape the hideousness of their faces.
show the edit where where bellychad shoulders around ass and boobs
why the ground dust waves?
It was a joke.
Toobie is stronk
Backboob>fat arses
BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP
>no niega ser un puto con alergia a los culos grandes
en serio le pegué? y eso que lo tiré en joda
imagine how hard she could squeeze your head with her thighs haha xD
You're welcome
I didn't know I had this one. It kinda startled me a little
basta chicos
Backboob + fat asses
So? bend that shit over and go to town
Te enojó lo de provinciano o lo de peronista?
thanks for exposing these 3D roasties
te dolio lo de virgen o lo de puto? porque solo a un virgen puto le dan asquito los culos
christ that nose
>reality check
white thongs are murder for skidmarks.
>boobfags are willing to fuck fridges just because it has bigger tits
>the lamp has more curves then her
Oh ok, I didn't know that.
Still, loving fictional characters instead of a real person you were designed to have children with is a problem...
Androids don't shit
Lo dije en joda. Yo también le doy más importancia al culo que a un par de tetas. No creo que sea para enojarse igual.
If the commander says so, it shall be done.
2 braps, 9 sniffs
2d is just god tier really
>not washing yourself
akshually most things use other logarithmic ratios instead of the golden ratio, like the silver ratio, etc. most don't know any better and just think they're all the "golden ratio"
t. math fag
wait for the new FFXIV Raid
2B? More like 2Blob
Neiness is better anyway
Kek
todo bien amigo
That is A grade brap meat right there.
WOW
WHO IS THIS
GIVE ME THE SOURCE
NOW
Stop posting Toobs
This is patrick
Read the thread retard
More like 2Big
ROOON DAMOOON
Big kek at that filename
>3D
>using instafilters
...You're correct.
Too much fanservice kills a game : distracts people from the rest too much. They don't care about gameplay, they don't care about the story, they don't care about the music, they only care about tna. That's why lewd games will never be good, that's why lewd art will never be good : appeal to the most basic instincts & no dignity!
Wow that heavily photoshopped and makeup'd whore really made me change my mind
Perfect.
>uses erase tool on your 2d
what now faggot
>Toobie is over 300 lbs of metal and polymer
All her limbs weigh over 5 kilos each. Literally built to murder rape machines to extreme super turbo death, AND she can reduce your dick into a literal prune with her super powerful turbo vulvas. She's a fucking beast!
Raiden can easily kill her.
The fact that the commander doesn't get enough lewds with those literal actual breeding hips is criminal enough
>ugly spic mutt
Have you seen all african women & aren't you just having a selective memory about the ugly ones you saw?!
I don't mind black people cosplaying not-black characters. I do however, mind ugly people cosplaying. If you're ugly, just cosplay as someone with that wears a mask.
>fake tits
soiled it
Does 2B have a butthole?
Don't ask that, perv.
I really, really, like thigh highs.
Wyee
fuck off back to resetera you nigger shill.
mods cost extra
seething vanillafags throwing shit in the fan at every possible opportunity
Based Jack
Thighs are good, ass and thighs are a package deal so thats why ass is better than tits.
>mommydom with a 2b that fucks like a tiger
stop I can only get so erect
Outta the way you fucking shits Commander coming through
Before is better
mommy sit on my face
That would cause leakage. So it's probably a sticker or drawn on
Some would say the 2d is also photoshopped
>Portugal
>spic
don't get so upset, virgin
Just curious is all.
I see.
holy fuck I want to dive under that skirt and never come out
I really can't believe it hasn't been done yet.
God is truly dead
bet your ass you have never set foot in africa
why are you so retarded
Plug in chip
>Made for combat
>Sexy body in sexy light clothes
I mean i am not against that, but how is that a combat dress?
LORDOSIS NIGGAS
>you'll never have pregnant sex with this actual fucking breeding machine
>screaming_drive_man.jpg
I LEARNED A WORD
she's bent forward that's not a curved spine
nowhere in the thread you nigger
where's the sound
>anime vs real japanese women
WE AIN'T DOING GEOMETRY, WE TRYNA PLAY SOME GAAAMES
HOLY SHIT!
The source is in the filename of a pic in this thread you absolute retard.
>op's image
>fat
also you've probably never gotten a footjob
What's wrong with 3d spending an hour or two putting on makeup when it takes a mangaka days to draw your waifu?
giv toobers gf
It's probably like a non-newtonian fluid. Squishy if you squeeze it gently, but hard to sudden impacts.
FASTAH
Suuuuure she's looking at flowers and birds
Now post the unedited version
6O shlicks to flowers only
Poor little robot boy.
>game of the yorha edition out for like 2 days
>still not cracked
??
that animation is so fucking hot
the way she has his hands cuffed behind her and just rides him mercilessly GOD I WISH THAT WERE
>nah bro she has big tits its fine
Game is 1 yo now.
Imagine the smell
Buy it fagit
Basado. Now you’ve got me thinking, never met an argie that’s really into feet.
>wowwwww why dont i get to steal the game as fast as paying customers wtf
PClard entitlement, lol
What for?
It's just the game with DLC.
sauce
ah yes, shitposting.
>steal
retard
Google search says it's Priscilla Huggins
>faggot who's never played the game is just too stupid to recognize the nier threads that don't turn into porn dumps
Besides I talked about the game for months on end when it first came out and still probably bring it up once a week with my buddies, but I'll never get tired of jerking off to 2b, commander, and A2
So if I tried both google and iqdb and still found nothing,can I ask for sauce?
>entitlement
>lol
Reddit.
Underrated post
It's been two years user
exga is based as fuck, only patreon I support tbb
why are you responding to it seriously
there most certainly are, but maybe they hide it out of shame.
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And another angle.
gelbooru.com
And have an extra one.
gelbooru.com
How do nier fags feel about their series being overshadowed by robot ass?
>based North korea
even they know ass is superior
>tfw no dlc about THAT suicidal mission with A2
Pretty good considering I also love robot ass.
Dunno why you people thinking they're mutually exclusive
How would you go about making A2 happy?
What an ass.
Thanks user.
Giving her a nice bath with me
Did these artists not play the games? The "skin" of 2A is the exterior, the black portions are when that exterior has eroded away, the black portions should not be higher than the skin portions.
>Originally from Burma who supposedly likes butts more
>Lived in Australia almost all my life which supposedly likes boobs more
Truly I understand now what it is to reach true enlightenment.
Hold her and her hand
PUT ON SOME PANTS YOU HUSSY
the difference is not 'a couple millimetres', what the fuck are you on about?
thx senpai
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> African bodytype
kek at this cope.
HIPS MASTERRACE
REPORTING
IN
who dat senpai?
Just a good dicking and let her be your mommy.
>yfw it's time for you to change the butthole decal on 2b
file name
oh fuck I never realized she put tape over his mouth that just got 10 times hotter
sauce
Fucking Dobson, I swear
>300lbs
is that all?
Did you even try?
>the boy robot is the lightest character
>not futa on shota
Disgusting.
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And here's the first part with 2B.
tsumino.com
2B and 9S need to make more crossover appearances.
Is this real?
No, reverse image searching is hard on my phone
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>tfw no pregnant 2b gf
I bet the poops are GIANT when the butt is that big
More like 2Betus
>hey what if we took cute and made it OBESE xDD
fuck this thicc meme
More like BRRRAaaaRAAaaaaRAAaaaRAAAAaaaaaaPPPP
>GO OUTSIDE, AND STEP IN A BEAR TRAP.
Great fucking idea.
Don't stop.
user don't do it
2b was made to be BLACKED
noooooo I was liking this thread
I already have a girl in real life, my sister, and I love her very much.
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