SCOTLAND!

Likely

Nessie.
Also, while not Pokemon but Pokemon-related, deep-fried poffins/pokeblocks.

WALES!

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Lapras getting a baby form and an evolution would be pretty sweet.

>theres things in Wales besides sheep and dirt
Colour me surprised

SONS OF THE HOUSE
COME ERE AND GET FLESHED

Leaked names:
Ciggy
Yer Da
Yer Maw
Shitehawk
Rootedytoot
Arsenip

SCOTLAND FOREVER

What do Scots think of Welsh and vice versa? Do they have a special celt friendship or hate each other like everyone with England?

yah that would be pretty kewl

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY! YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS!

>doesnt exists just like the creature on its flag
makes u do a hmmmmmmmmmhh

Why did they make a female (male) boy protagonist in Pokemon again?

>see something you deem unacceptable
>don't intervene, just call the police
OCH AYE THE NAAOOOOOO!!!

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I know exactly where this was taken, man our country is small. There's always at least six or seven cars around there 'cos it's a rest stop with a food van, and the pipers always get good tips from tourists

Pretty much everyone I know from Scotland, myself included, has little to no opinion of the Welsh. They're very polite, in my experience, but it's rare to get Welsh people up here and vice versa

Lot of good all that fancy Soldier training did you! I'm drunk!

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DROMARCH! I am cum.

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we dont really think of them, not much interaction between us desu, lived in scotland my whole life only met 1 or 2 welsh people

It looks very pretty user.

I was in the UK+Ireland last year, I saw a lot of neat places out in the country side, but barely any of Scotland.
I want to go back one day and see the highlands, before climate change fucks everything.

i miss mic spam in tf2

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Well we are definitely getting a bagpipe

If japs fully grasped how much of a shithole the UK is nowadays maybe they'd spend their time and effort in portraying / taking inspiration from less cucked cultures

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>non-stop Pyra and minge threads
>the real best girl is often ignored

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these people dont represent all of scotland just as a warning, absolute virtue signalling cunts

Check out Glencoe and Fort William if you get the chance. They're close enough to Glasgow that you don't have to travel for ages, and there's plenty of places you can go via them both if you want to keep exploring smaller towns or see the coast

Wales is England's vestigial twin.

Scotsmen and Welshmen are natural enemies.

calm down, eat a burger

Both fighting over the same sheep.

le comfy redpilled anime gril

>nowadays
It has always been a dull wet miserable place.
t. 29 year old bong.

They don't look at modern countries for inspiration. They look at the history and traditional culture.

Tomboys alway lose, especially if they're androgynous.

Or like Scots and englishmen.

t.amerimutt with no culture to speak of

Or like Scotts and the Irish

Damn Scotts!

Can’t believe how long they left that in the game for. Even the localizers couldn’t figure out what the fuck Morag was saying.

>play With Fire and Sword
>piss off some nations early in the game
>a fucking Scott pokes me to death with a large stick while his buddies repeatedly shoot me
Fucking dress wearing motherfuckers

Holy fuck!
A 29 year old man man!
A 29 year old man everyone!!!
Tell us your secrets wise sage!

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Don't eat yellow snow.

Or Scots and the other Scots.

DAMNED SCOTS, THEY RUINED SCOTLAND!

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Friendly reminder that Scottish women are human beings too, not stereotype punchlines for you to laugh at and dehumanize. You might not intend it to be harmful, but when Scottish women see things like the new Scottish MC images making fun of them it hurts them.

Please, be more considerate about how your jokes might end up hurting someone in the future.

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You Scotts sure are a contentious people.

Reminder that she's British not Scottish.

>"Oi, 'ou like wat you see mate?"

What a cunt.

Most people hold the stereotype endearingly, even if it has more propagandist origins. What matters is how and why it is used now.

YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!

>she's British not Scottish.
Nice bait user

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BASED AND WILLIEPILLED

>stop acting like we're all bullies

but we LOVE that you're bullies.

>Reminder that she's British not Scottish.
>British not Scottish

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So how long before we end up losing Willie from the Simpsons like we lost Apu?
>inb4 watching Zombie Simpsons

Is there a Shield girl version of this yet?

you basically answered your own question. fuck zombie simpsons. i can barely creep into the 10s without skipping half the shit filler.

>Scotland

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HOW'S A COCK IN YOUR MOUTH TASTE?

>Friendly reminder that Scottish women are human beings too
They really aren't. Biologically they have more in common with plants than animals.

>one random slag equals the entire regions hates the dialect stereotyping

fookin' cunt

baleet dis

The fuck is zombie simpsons?

Please dont lick or taste our towns, its unhygienic.

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Are they talking about Muslims? It sounds like they're talking about Muslims.

as a Scottish MALE I have to say the fan art is funny and it's nice to see ANY attention to scotland at all her reaction is stupid

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I'll call it nu-simpsons so your Yea Forumsirgin mind can understand

Willie's technically white (yellow, whatever). It's okay to mock pale skins but you're not allowed to make fun of brown people on TV.

stoutland as far as the eye can see

there isn't an EXACT definition for it but basically Simpsons beyond the point of unwatchability and blandness. some say it's season 9, some say it's somewhere in the mid 10s, some say it should have been concluded after the movie.

The fact that you're male makes it completely different. Anger and masculinity are seen as positive traits for men but very negative traits for women to have.

>being this much of a beta

Relax, people see it as cute and endearing. It is not a negative stereotype.

Love Scotland
Love England
Love Wales
‘ate Ireland
Simple as.

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whiter than you

Scots don't say fook or fookin, retard.

fat cow with shite opinions t. scot

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I never got why people think that everyone in the UK says "fook". It's either "fuck/fuckin" or rarely "fack"

Calm down buddy.
Oh.

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Liverpudlians and Geordies

I want to fuck your fat cow, mister Scotsman

Based and Britainpilled.

Even still, it's more of a Uh sound than an Oo

"Fook" is definitely a thing up north

Based Tepes

ALBA GU BRATH

I've never heard a scouser say fook and i gamed with a clan of them for years. They tend to Fuuucchhh with a really emphasised grating sound, like someone speaking Scots Gaelic or Hebrew.

tend to say*

>anime woman to contrast the realism in the image
why do i see this everywhere? unironically, what did he mean by this?

Cos the OP is gigaweeb that likely has an anime bodypillow covered in semen stains.

did I hear moans?

im still in denail that people like that exist

gu bràth*
brath means to betray

youtube.com/watch?v=Iq-F0mXDYJs

It's a character from a video game.
This is a board about video games.

You're on a board filled with degenerates that obsess over drawings of 8-12 year olds with bolt-ons. That chimped out crying because Sony censored their precious pedo sims.

To any foreigners wanting to visit Scotland do NOT stray outside the cities if in the central belt. Nice places to visit would be:

>Cities

Glasgow
Edinburgh
Dundee
Stirling

>Outdoors

Loch Lomond
Loch Ness
Lochgilphead
Cairngorms

The Drovers Inn is a nice middle of nowhere place to visit too.

>Nice places to visit
>Dundee

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Just for you user

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>Do NOT stray outside the cities
Implying the places that are full of nog/muslim rapists and sex offenders, etc, are the safest places.

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>Dundee
Christ I'd rather be in Aberdeen

Also Dundee a nicer place to visit than Inverness? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I've been there a few times and its a nice place better than Aberdeen at least.

You walk into Airdrie and see what happens to you mate.

t. Londoner who calls themselves "British"

oh no, a future caliphate is making fun of my country. guess i'll just knock back beers and burgers while you knock back acid attacks.

>Airdrie
>Less safe than Glasgow
>The former homicide capital of Europe

lol

Scots are British retard, British isn't a single ethnicity, it's made up of English, Scottish, Welsh, and Northern Irish.

>Falling for the worlds weakest bait

Not even close Dundee is a shitehole, Aberdeen is just gray hell

Cause it's funny? wat

>used to live in Scotland
>twats with Bagpipes everywhere
A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

Scotland is a good place if you ask me. Ever since I was a little boy watching Samurai Jack and I saw the absolute king of all shittalkers, The Scotsman, for the first time I’ve thought Scotland was a mighty fine place

Slag needs a shag
Gonnae stir last night's haggis

I'm impressed at how consistently Yea Forums finds these literal whos and their dumbass thoughts and opinions, then posts them here for (you)s. It's like a well-oiled machine.

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>going anywhere besides Edinburgh or Glasgow
>Dundee
A reet giggle meight

The Welsh never go to Scotland because both countries look so similar, and the Scots never go to Wales because they don't need to when driving down to the other end of Britain.

So we pretty much never think about each other.

>scottish person getting butthurt over the littlest shit

fucking typical

Shit talking others was a passtime in Scotland's past.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyting

Baggerpipper -> Bagshee
Dark Type
Soundproof
"This Pokémon is said to lure children with its mysterious tunes. Once entranced, it snags them in its bag and they're never seen again."

Galarian Lapras
Water/Fairy Type
Misty Surge
"The presence of Lapras in the Galar region has always been theorized but never proved, the search for this elusive Pokémon has become a national pastime."

THE HOME OF THE IRISH

show us your circumcised dong Hernandez

I'm butthurt that she's trying to ruin the violent and aggressive image generations of Scots have worked hard to build.

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C-CORNWALL...

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>you will never find a giant Scottish lass to marry and make 50 ginger warrior daughters to protect you in your old age

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Scotland is a good place full of good people

Scots n NI get along. Wales does their own thing and everyone hates the English. Even the English hate the other Enlish (especially Londoners)

best flag, nation recognition when

Very pretty place, shame about all the wealthy people buying up summer homes and kicking natives out.

It's an alright place

>Giant
The average Scottish woman's height is in the regions of 5'2 to 5'4. At least in my area.

No it isn't it's a terrible place, rapefugees and migrants stay away!

Depends if it's a very protestant area, if it is, you can expect to see names like Ulster Way or Orangeman's Street.

"Famine's over go home" still makes me laugh

The Northern Irish are largely Scots.

>when your patriotic song starts with the name of another country

One of them should have been Jack’s love interest instead of Ashi

S-sorry

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Is Scotland very in to English football?
The Scottish league is very popular here in NI Go Rangers.

My work partner goes every week to Scotland via the boats to see a game but I only go like 1-2 times a year.

Could ye go a chicken supper Bobby Sands!
Could ye go a chicken supper Bobby Sands!
Could ye go a chicken supper? Ye dirty fenian fucker
Could ye go a chicken supper Bobby Sands!

scots don't give a fuck about the money league, it's all rangers/celtic

Hi Brandon.

what the fuk man

Aberdeen can sometimes not be an absolute depressing place to be. Just go to Sunset Boulevard and feel even more depressed.

Unless you've got family in England, none of the Scots actually care about English football, there's only 3 big teams in Scotland in Aberdeen, Rangers & Celtic and the League is always a fucking 1 team race.

>League is always a fucking 1 team race
That has only been the case since Rangers went bankrupt and had start back in the low leagues. It's on it's way back to being a two team race again.

had to*

can you post those screencaps of scottish posts with their amusing blabbering?

>there's only 3 big teams in Scotland
>Aberdeen, Rangers & Celtic
t. Aberdonian

Rangers & Celtic are all the matter

>youtube.com/watch?v=8IV2x4kdGqc

*blocks your path*
youtube.com/watch?v=MudFSiyOglI

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>Be 8 year old me, move to Scotland for a few years
>All my new friends love telling me about the rad monsters Scotland has
>Made fun of me for thinking shit like the Dullahan was Scottish, got salty everybody mixes them up with Ireland
>Few weeks later fishing at night with my dad, leave the camp to go get my flashlight
>It's about a kilometer walk, halfway there I hear a snort
>Blood goes ice cold as I look up on the hill to my right and see the clear silhouette of a man stop a horse set against night sky
>The fucking Dullahan has come to take me
>Scream at the top of my fucking lungs and sprint back to camp, the haunting noise of a whinnying horse and hoofbeats echoing all around me
>Dad heard the horse and the scream and is so bewildered by my story he won't even tell me it wasn't real, just takes me home.
>A couple days later talking with one of my pals at school
>Tells me his dad was afraid to go night-riding on the weekends now, because last time he took his horse out he swears he heard a Banshee's wail
Post dumb Scottish things you did as a child

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>seethes at the sight of anime
Why do normalfags even come here?

It's from some horrendous Scottish porn there's yer dinner oan a plate

haggis

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>Bagpipes
Will we finally have an OST more obnoxious than Hoenn's

WATP FTP

is that the border? I remember reading that at one of the claimed borders, there's a dude playing bagpipes to welcome you in

Bagpipes are kino and the ultimate pleb filter

Nah mate, honestly don't give a shit about Aberdeen.

You're thinking of accordions m8

>Unless you've got family in England, none of the Scots actually care about English football

People who actually like football as a sport rather than just an excuse for a piss up and cheering loudly all follow english football.

Nah i like certain anime, this board is just pure "hurr if you don't like CP loli's then you're a normalfag". And before you say loli isn't CP the name is literally short for lolita...

DON'T

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loli isn't CP

Could you explain to me how a fictional depiction of characters are in actuality alive beings of flesh and blood?

Hello beans.

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>And before you say loli isn't CP the name is literally short for lolita...

That's as obvious as you being a newfag who'd be more at home on reddit.

>Hurr people that sexually fantasise about drawn children will never do the same with real children
Get yersel seen te ye utter state.

>wants to see American dick
Talk about tsundere

/r/ing that pic of Japanese rape and pedophilia rate compared to the UK

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Aye it's obvious yet you lot fuckin deny it's CP, it is and all the cunts on here that are into it are filthy bastards that want locking up.

>Former
Are you braindead

I see, and could you post any data that proves Japan has higher pedophilia rates than other Western countries?

Did somebody say "annoying accordion song that will forever be stuck in your head even after 80 years?"
youtube.com/watch?v=NorgJ0zivAA
youtube.com/watch?v=gZx1zl_sVTI

>Hurr it's no longer the capital but slightly lower on the top 10 now, that proves Airdrie is more dangerous
Utter mong.

SCOTLAND
FOREEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

youtube.com/watch?v=pp0amTx6NFw

FAIRY TYPE USIN

Except its not, shits changed a lot in the last decade.

It could be 99th most dangerous city and it'd still be more dangerous than fuckin Airdrie.

I live in Glasgow, I agree but you'd be surprised at the amount of shit that goes down in Airdrie

I wan tae pure shag shield-chan.

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Haggis is great, but what the fuck is that?
I love haggis but I won't lie, it does look like vomit on a plate

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Haggis sangwedge

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Who doesn't?

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Filthy dyke going to Scotland for a few months here, are Scottish girls good lays or are they as filthy as their mouths

Depends on what neck of the woods you're in.

t. cletus

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fucking scumdee

Edinburgh is absolutely stunning

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Perth's not the worst

It's beautiful. I like that they have a place called Mousehole and that most places start with 'p'.

You're comparing a heroin den to a graveyard
they're both terrible in their own special way

I've climbed that hill, it's horrible lmao

thumbnail looks like she's giving paizuri to a very long boy but the tip is censored

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Dundonian detected
watch your wallets lads

Shame about the people.

Shut up ya ugly wee cunt, I’ll scunner te in the head ya fuckin squelch.

Its also an absolute fucking maze.
Fucking City on top of a City on top of a City

I wish the Scots landed on the shores of my ancestral country instead of the English. We would have been united in our disdain for pants.

piped and bagpilled

A went there to go to the James Maxwell museum wi ma class and half of us got lost once we left the high street. Absolute shambles of a trip haha

Shut up Todd

Mate try and get up to the fucking castle by foot
Straight fucking road
Ended up going in circles for an hour

Wild haggis.

I'm watching me knob to make sure the gypsy witch doesn't steal it.

Making the Scots butthurt never ceases to amuse.

The cities are the worst part of Scotland though. The countryside is brilliant by comparison.

GO SWEDEN!

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This is the petri dish for all clickbait journalism. You're describing what is basically the business model of all mainstream blogs

faster

>that shit porno

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Most are scots and Irish mixed together, I have both Irish and Scottish heritage myself.

What about wee Norn Iron, ye didn't forget about us did ye?

Who cares, scots are fun as shite

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Fuck Sweden, although not literally because you'd probably enjoy it you massive faggots.

it's practically a pastime to moan about something in scotland

a black scottish cyclop

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I am by no means the cancer that is known as a waifu fag, but I will say that Morag gave me the tingles during my playthrough of XBC2

>dubfags

The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots

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The problem with Britain is that it's full of niggers and inbred, no chin mutants with teeth as yellow as the simpsons

Her sister used to teach me Biology. I paid a great deal of attention.

Imagine being mad at some stereotype that is not even trying to be offensive.

Fuck up bufty, porridge nigger gang are here an yese are getting slashed
The only thing better than Scotland is anime tits

It takes one person sharing a dumb cunt's post to become "front page news". Any post can be found, shared and archived: this is how litteral who's become E-famous for a while.

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Based fuckin radge

I fucking love this dumb bullshit with england and scottish shit emerging out of pokemon and back when XB2 was out. something comfy about it.

now irn bru exists in the pokemon world

But still not in Canada

No in Scotland.
You can be a woman, you can be a kid, you can be a fucking bufty, doesn't matter, you have to be tough, that's the only requirement.

Theres no cute cat wives though

Aberdeen looks good on a nice day but all the granite built buildings make it look dull when it's raining or heavily cloudy which is, unfortunately, most of the time.

Morag should totally wear her hair down and put on a skirt more often.

This thread is so fucking english jesus christ

She's physically unable to do that.

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Its made me laugh all these pictures of Scotland and its beautiful and sunny.

Holding back the years
Holding back the tears
Chance for me to escape from all I know
Holding back the tears
'Cause nothing here has grown
I've wasted all my tears
Wasted all those years
Nothing had the chance to be good
Nothing ever could, yeah
I'll keep holding on
I'll keep holding on, so tight
Well I've wasted all my tears
Wasted all of those years
And nothing had the chance to be good
'Cause nothing ever could

That's all I have today, it's all I have to say. That's all I have toooooday, it's ALL I have to say.

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You suppose they made the VAs of XB2 tone down their accents a bit to not be so heavy that people wouldn't be able to understand them?

It's great! I love learning about other cultures even through posts!

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IT'S A KILT YE POSH CUNT

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Fuck off Swede

Groundskeeper Willy

whats a swede have to do with learning shit, senpai?

See for yourself
>vimeo.com/126182803

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GROUNDSKEEPER WILLY WANTS TO FIGHT

Stop larping mate, ye isn't used like that.

FOREVER

well I wanna improve
what would be the right way?

>this post has more replies than those tweets have likes combined

Outrage culture is a hell of a drug.

As a Shetlander it makes me laugh too. Nothing but wind up here.

I am Dutch and dont forget we owed you

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>Nice places to visit
>Glasgow

Just stay in the centre. Do not stray from the centre.

I don't get it. Why are people making the femtrainer a scot?

Tom o shanter hat and tartan socks.
Also Cute scots are cute with cute accents.

what's out of the center?

Luv Galar.
Luv me trainer.
Luv me pints of max potion.
Luv Ndorus.

'ate Kalos.
'ate Unova.
'ate foren pokeyman.
'ate the pokeyman league.

Simple as.

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"Asians".

Hell.

you fucking tit stay away from the cities

Inverness

Grookey as Karl is funnier than a shitty wojak edit desu

Dumb nigger, wojaks are kino compared to your e-celeb trash

ye

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meme economy is strong, buy and hold

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>norf utd
>a wojak edit
fuck off newcunt

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>e-celeb
>Karl
You FUCKING IMBECILE

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>fat sack of cans with the mons

The one he used is 100% a wojak edit, norf as a whole ain't but that isn't what I'm referring to

Edinburgh is an English town get to fuck.

CAMMON PIGGACHU

SCOR SUM FAKKIN HITS ON EM

You dumb fuck

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It's the nicest looking english town though. Shame about being full of edinbuggers.

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Confirmed for not living in Scotland. Glasgow is the true capital of Scotland.

>annoying

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Says the guy who said Edinburgh is in England

They were nice enough, got me sen a sword up there.

I've been to Glasgow a couple of times for work. It seemed alright, though I didn't get to see that much of it. Been tempted to visit but not sure what there's to do to justify travelling up there or staying a weekend or the like. Even from Manchester it's pretty far.

So how is that Brexit working out for you pakis?

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rent free

Why you gotta make everything political man
We’re just all trying to have fun here and you drag your ass over and just take a shit in the pool.

Does she not realise or appreciate that it also stereotypes the little english shit as a puff who can't stand up for himself, or is it okay as long as it's not about her "group"?

He didn't say it was in England, he said it was English. Which is true, it just ended up in Scotland as a happenstance of history.

genuinely curious.

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Well just don’t come into a conversation for the sake of making people upset, alright? Keep the bantz friendly

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>Scottish woman gets uncontrollably angry over memes about angry Scottish women.

I am so sorry

Based Sneckie poster

Ye just isn't used like 'ye bastard'
Rather 'there's never been a bastard like ye' or
'it's ye that's the bastard around here'
There's a similar distinction in old English I think, if in doubt treat it like thou and thee

mate gies us a drap a bucky

Will there be a Staffy themed pokemon

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Bolt ya nugget

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Can't wait for the Blackpool and Manchester themed section in pokemon

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So what video games are like Braveheart?

Shit man, this is going to be like the Memorial Day parades, but every day.

Scotland is tsundere for England

Scousers is more like f*PHLEGM*ck

I dunno man, the simpsons have pretty white teeth

GO DENMARK!

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>talk like loud retards
>get treated like agressive retards

Is there a Hamburgistan version of this? I want to have an anime girl waving a flag!

DUNMAGLASS

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Sorry, I didn't make it. Maybe ask /r/ or /wsr/?

>when Scots try to type in "Scottish" because they think it gives them authenticity, but they just look like retards

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>He doesn't know what a dialect is

Let me untard myself and try that again.

But it's fine when blacks do it, right?
Scots is a derivative of middle English still used day to day, despite the education systems attempts to remove it from age 5 wi that fucking flashcard program. The wee tin of words you're no allowed to use anymore. fucking thought police man

You don't type a dialect.

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>tfw going to a student exchange to Glasgow next spring.
What to expect bros?

>He doesn't know

Irn-bru

No one thinks it's okay when blacks do it. Stop acting like a black person.

>tfw you'll never love your own culture enough to type the way your brain thinks and mouth speaks
Sucks to be you, faggot

away an throw yersel oot the windae, tae yer death, ya coward

>has not read a book

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Troublesome Ned wants to duel!

He probably has no culture.

Black US culture is derivative of redneck which is descentant from Scots and irish.
Its thae bike thieves copying us.

>having culture entails typing English wrong

I expected this. Thanks man.

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Based defenestration enthusiast, pure tannin Yankee poofs

Imagine this dude trying to read Trainspotting

>tfw you weren't born dutch
feels bad

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>reading meme books

Hold up, aren't Emus native to Australia?

>meme books
You have to go back

Fuck up, mungo. Post some proof of your cultural superiority or away an sook your fat dad

You have to live in Scotland.

I do

Then you should have hidden behind a smug anime girl instead of the citrus golem

Edinburgh is considered posh and for that reason a lot of Scottish people say it's an English town. It's pretty silly honestly but that's how it is. I'm Glaswegian btw

>wi that fucking flashcard program. The wee tin of words you're no allowed to use anymore. fucking thought police man

I don't mind this. What?

youtu.be/QdeV0JZVpDI

Scots is not a dialect.

What is it then

Drunkenness and playing silly buggers.

Primary 1, we had little laminated flash cards in a tobacco tin, with the Scots word on one side and the English equivalent on the other.
The idea is to replace the Scots words, you're not allowed to use them in school. I had a pal got a punny eckie for saying 'beastie' instead of fucking 'insect'.
I'm being a little dramatic, but it was/is a legitimate de-SCOT measure like the yanks did to the Germans.

boyo here
hate the english cunts
love the mad cunt scots
will always fight the english with the scots, but if you dress wearing pooftahs ever leave the union we're coming for you

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A language.

Sounds like yer maw

btfo

t. mohammed from bradford

Isn't a beast a big-ass animal like a bear or cougar?

Aye, thats why he said "beastie"

Disgusting. Anglo removal when

Where did you go to school?

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What did he mean by this?

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>and for that reason
No he means Edenesburg is an Anglo-Saxon fortress

Why would you want to?

That's why it's so nice then.

Highlands, unashamed teuchter for life

>prod Scots just a little, and they go full force slave morality on your ass
Wow. Inferiority complex...

Yellow - Anglo-Saxon
Blue - Brittonic/Goidelic/Pictish

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Right Nationalism is about all the great things you have achieved
Left Nationalism is about how you want revenge on all those people who "oppressed" you and why your nations failings are not their fault

When though? Being so serious about language assimilation sounds like some 1800s shit. Everywhere else you just get taught in standard english in the hope you'll drop the dialect without it being beat out of you.

t, 25 Year old Lanarkshire lad.

Is that right? CIVILIAN

He means tha yer maw's yer da an yer da's yer dug, ya wee fanny.

Scots must be pretty pathetic to allow that, desu.

And hoobity boobity to you too.

Fucking insects are smaller than small animals like squirrels.

Doesnt look that bad, i know its cooked sheep stomach but from here it looks just like 'picadillo', not the best type of meat, but way far from the worst.

Angloland.

Worst "language" in Europe!

>people like a feisty foulmouthed girl.
>its considered a positive.
>MUH FEELINGS

Goddamn why are people so sensitive ? As a Mexican I laugh daily at stupid shit sterotypes.
because stereotypes exist for a reason because they're true.

>Dutchland and Angleland were nearly united under one unstoppable protestant empire
Dodged a bullet desu

>tfw smitten by a Scottish grill
>she's a legitimate 10/10
>she's currently dating chad
>they broke up, but then got back together immediately
>if distance wasn't a factor I'd still have 0 chance
bros...

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She's just an attention-whore, we like our stereotypes.

West Lothian reporting in.

Just fucked the gf into a coma, put her to bed wet. Getting mah drink on downstairs wae some vidya now.

Mexicans do seem to uniquely love being stereotyped. Probably because they aren't pussies like the Scottish.

Nee, jij trekt volle zalen, met je hoofd.

Aye, wee beasties
Beast is a term for child rapists as well

They had a war with the english once so theyre good in my books

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I wanna be British so badly

>small enough that everyone shares a unique culture and customs that every brit will understand
>big enough that it's relevant on the world stage and everyone knows a fair bit about it

The UK is in that perfect spot between america-sized largeness and canada-sized obscurity

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What about Australian, Canadian and Kiwian Brits?

>everyone shares a unique culture
hahaha
>relevant on the world stage
HAHAHAHA

It's not a terrible place to live, but it's really not as great as you're envisioning

Based Sheep Shagger

Don't know how many Scotbros are actually in this thread but fuck this shite lads
I bet she'd moan about the Gin selection in fuckin' 'spoons

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>HAHAHAHA
>List of countries by GDP
>#5 - United Kingdom - $2,808,899,000,000

ey mexibro you remember this dumb motherfucker ?
youtube.com/watch?v=igtLqhX4BCA

fat slags who have painted themselves orange

based

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>t. Pierre

what are the shetlands?

>tfw forgotten

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900 years and counting Gryff

They wuz vikangz

Norse

I don’t know shit about Scotland but 2 good boys is good.

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About the same time as you.
I'm mostly mad in retrospect, at the time it was what it was, but it wasn't until my own son got the tin home I realised it was a pretty ducked up practice

If I was gay enough to be in about twitter, I'd get her telt. Signing up to read literal who opinions an risk the jail by giving an off colour response tha? Nut. Fuck it, let her moan.

>but it wasn't until my own son got the tin home I realised it was a pretty ducked up practice

It's pretty mental that they're still doing it. I'd try and get some language autists to raise a fuss about it. Compare it to the welsh nots and shit.

I blame all the white settlers you get up their desu

I want to move to scotland, sick of london

fuck off we're full

Ken whit, I actually dinnae mind the English coming up, mostly they're fae the North, Yorkshire an that, and I quite like them. Their houses are like a fucking pig sty but they're good pals who'll stick with you.
Its the southern English who fuck things up for everybody with their hard on for wind farms and shitty city attitude where they talk to you like they won't ever see you again, even if you live 2 streets away. Fuds man.

sauce

Look plenty spacious to me

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Come away up, pal, long as you're sound, can take a joke and don't take any of that self destructive multikulti shite with you.

Aye, it's braw as fuck, but we've no jobs so I hope your love of scenery sustains you big man, because the winter is long ootside.

>mostly they're fae the North, Yorkshire an that, and I quite like them.

No bad. Assumed they would be posh soufs

That's Scottish space, no sassenach allowed

SASSENACH'S GIT OOT!

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Aw this person's just a sour cunt. The stereotype of us being drunken loudmouths looking for a fight is hilarious. If you can't laugh at yourself then actual fuck off.

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>nu bru rebrand for bufties
Fucked it

She's got fuck all else going on in her life so she's taking offence on the cross for all of us.
She clearly needs pumped, badly. Leave her like a burst couch man, she'll quit it up immediately.

It's bewildering how our fucking police care more about mean tweets than anything else.

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>winter
>currently 7 degrees in edinburgh and glasgow

Compare that to my -21 with an overnight low of -33 you soft yuro

How bad is it? I always heard Scot cities are shitholes but I was hoping I had at least dodged the Glasgow bullet

Are scottish women even a little close like Morag is?
just hearing her speak makes my dick diamonds

And how ARE things in Ely, MN Moose-kun?

If you were looking for wild dykes then Glasgow's your best bet.
Inverness is kinda dull

Its no that hard when you look at it like this:
The police can't go after the big crimes, can't go after the darkies, because they'll get in the shit if they put a single foot wrong.
They can, however go after you, cause you're reasonable and will comply, nobody will stick up for you. In any loud, public dispute, the polis will always try to calm the violent party and come down tough on the less threatening one, it's just how they work. They know they can get results with the governable, and that trying to tackle the animals will be more hassle than it's worth.

FUCKING COLD EH?

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>mfw Scots call hasty, tasty piggie pastries 'sausage rolls'

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What you lads up to tonight?
Just got back from Glasgow and going to settle in with a nice cuppa, go through some more of REmake2 Leon B, and watch some Dragon Ball before passing out.

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Away to pump the missus, want to stay up and tan some mountain blade, finally conquer Japan, but I've got overtime the morn.
Have a good night pal

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>SCOTLAND!
FOREVVVAAAAHHH
*BASS BOOSTED BAGPIPES*
youtube.com/watch?v=awfKesorGyo

Careful, the Crown's going to be chappin' your door if you keep that chat up.

Playing some DnD with some American lads here in a bit. One of em plays a dwarf and purposefully does an awful Scottish accent to fuck with me. I've heard him do better before too the twat.

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It’s better than what they put in regular sausage

Good luck to them, I live in mainland Europe these days. I like individual boabies but whoever is pulling their strings can take a running jump.

If all you want is a soundalike I guess. Her VA is an actual Glaswegian woman.

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>mountain blade
Good man. I've been meaning to get back to it recently. Started a playthrough a month back but work caught up with me just as I was getting a decent army going.

Fuck the polis

Its cooked IN a sheep's stomach, but AFAIK its just regular mutton, spices and oatmeal. It's no that bad, much like a white or black pudding.

Pure smashin heid you've got on your shoulders, ken
But alas, less talking, more raiding.

Tell him constantly that his accent is brilliant and sounds exactly right, hell pack it in if he thinks you get a weird jolly out of it

DUNFERMLINE

Drinking a good bit of whiskey
Polished the Tullibardine Sherry Cask off I got for christmas yesterday, it was ok
Now I'm working on the bottle of Glenfarclas I got from mt late grandfaithers attic, I think I prefer it desu

I'm gonna try to get some bottles online, the selection in the Supermarkets get shittier every day

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I don't think the gamefreaks people care about alt right memes

> only scot at my work
> guys try to impress me with their whisky knowledge
>I dinnae drink at all since 10 year
>ask me for distillery advice
>start making it up
>they take notes
I dinnae know what that twitter spastic us on about, there's so much fun to be had wi stereotypes, she can fuck off, the doss cunt

Any Scot that actually gets upset about our stereotype is just a worst cunt.

Norn Iron is just Scotland, mate.

What happened on the 11th

I don't care how inaccurate it is, this movie has a fucking gorgeous soundtrack. I'll fight any cunt that says otherwise.
youtube.com/watch?v=foDgTn2CS-o

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The Irish are also British. They’re just retarded.

you are factually wrong
"No true Scotsman" is a well known logical fallacy, I have lived in scotland my entire life not once have I heard people refer to Edinburgh as a "English" city you larper, get tae fuck

British are indigenous people of Great Britain. Ireland is not Great Britain but it's own island .

'em all catchin'

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Mr pyjama-wearin'

But literally everyone likes accordions.

Cletuses are Scottish and love Britain.
You’re thinking of “””German-Americans”””

Stop blocking the name. I wanna tell her off for being wrong.

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Just search te damn words, ye daft cunt.

>tfw Scottish-English Amerimutt
>also quarter Swedish from grandma
I feel.

Can't find it. Tranny probably offed themselves after being called out and deleting the tweets.

>tfw mutt where I learned a lot about my homeland from grandmother, but grandfather died before I was born and himself was a mutt of different European peoples.

It's been fun boys. Hope you kids have a fun night.
Don't be getting too pished in town.

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the /brit/-xx subculture of many boards are always the comfiest threads

I'm a huge history buff and there's a lot wrong with this movie but man, Robert the Bruce charging the English at the end gets me every time.

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'ate kalos
luv galar

simple as

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youtu.be/hd4SH13Q9vw

Female MC bullying male MC into a romantic relationship!

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Germans are animals. We improved them by teaching them our language.

Scots are Anglo. Anglo is a synonym of British at this point.

Here, friend, if you haven't seen it.

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British is a synonym for English that only occasionally extends to England's little friends.

nytimes.com/2007/03/05/science/05cnd-brits.html
Irish are just retarded British.