>finally beat the Schizoid Man after 10+ attempts
>frantically looking for a save point so I don't have to deal with that bullshit again
>make it to Paranoia's Door, don't have the key but I try and open it anyway
>it's poisoned
>die
>have to fight the Schizoid Man again
This is the last time I let Yea Forums meme me into playing a "hidden gem"
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>fight king crimson
>he is just standing there taking all my attacks
>suddenly my entire party dies and i get a game over
>he suddenly had full HP
Finally, someone who sees through this trial and error bullshit. Fuck having to go through the court.
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Schizoid Man was piss easy
Just wait until you get to Moonchild's second form
>fighting the Black Queen
>get her down to quarter health
>she chants Funeral March
>party instawipes
What the fuck is this broken shit?
what game
Its not even the hardest game in the franchise
Any tips for getting easy money in this game?
Cringe thread
YOU are the cringe!!!!! loser!
This game is way too fucking difficult. I get that the Schizoid Man was meant to be a pleb filter, but I keep trying to talk to the Wind to save my game after the fight, but it doesn't respond. I don't know if this is a bug, or if the Wind just cannot hear, but I'm probably just uninstalling at this point.
>sonic team presents
made me chuckle
based
>tfw spent $400 dollars in super VIP King Crimson tickets this fall for me and my Wife
Being a responsible dude is pretty nice sometimes
ugh... let's get out of here girls...
I unironically hope you have a really nice time there.
You have to be on the outside, looking inside. Come on now, that should be easy.
>mfw tarkus gets reborn as aquatarkus
hyped as fuck for the sequel
Yeah, well guess what, dipshit? I've tried that before, but I can't see anything besides confusion and disillusion. Maybe think for a second before you get on your high horse next time.
Thanks user! Music is my favorite hobby and i couldn't let this one pass. Never seen them live and this could even be their last world tour so why not, you know?
Schizoid Man is the dumbest shit ever written. It has nothing to do with schizoid personality disorder, it looks like Sinfield just heard “schizoid” somewhere and decided to use it because it sounds cool.
We can all agree Fallen Angel was the hardest boss fight in the series right?
Hey, guys? I got to the part where you're reincarnated as a young boy with acne and a weak bladder, and I learned how to play Monopoly... but how do I complete the tutorial to sing in the rain? It's way too difficult for a tutorial, in my opinion.
>Fallen Angel
>hardest boss
user...
i normally post the prog list and offer downloads in these threads but ive got classes in a few minutes, so i cant, i can however post my slsk if anyone wants to download some prog from me that way, ill also post the list
What about Starless?
>boss is being goofy on a black suzuki
>can't catch him to start the fight
is this a bug?
Pink Floyd was better. Animals is the best prog rock album ever made.
shit, came in this thread just to share my hype for Tarkus. most intense boss fight of my life.
>just call a moonchild bro
fuck off
i should specify, my slsk is bobsojen
>liking Waters's politicized trash
cringe
based
Don't get me wrong, this game is REALLY entertaining... but the lack of dialogue is a little frustrating. Was it just an artistic decision by the developers, or is this just a glitch for me?
very very very jealous
you even got a wife than enjoys kc too?
living the life
>he didn’t summon the fire witch
>he didn’t add the piper to his party and learn the ancient lullabies
Literally just get good
the fuck is slsk my dude?
i agree but roger is a cunt
>muh dictatorship!!!
>fuck capitalism!!!
>socialism rules yeah!
meanwhile
>is a total cunt tyrant in his life (and was in pink floyd)
>charges +100€ for tickets
guy's a total hypocrite
Oh oh oh can't wait until you get to the Court, that shit's crazy
literally just google slsk retard
That’s purely just the moonchild arc, one you finish that section the pace picks right back up
YES! She enjoys the Discipline era the most, but Islands is her favorite album.
Make me
>He didn't unlock the secret Epitaph boss fight
>>finally beat the Schizoid Man after 10+ attempts
use sheltering sky. or not, shit is too broken
No, I'm not talking about The Court. I'm talking about Atom Heart Mother. It really straddles the line between art and games.
*GLUG GLUG GLUG*
SOILENT
WILL BE ON MY
EPITAPH
Shilling my coldsoupybois
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first century schizoid man
Blood rack, barbed wire
Politician's funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty-first century schizoid man
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man
The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams?
Between the iron gates of fate
The seeds of time were sown
And watered by the deeds of those
Who know and who are known;
Knowledge is a deadly friend
If no one sets the rules
The fate of all mankind I see
Is in the hands of fools
Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.
Welcome to post-modernism. It's just like King Crimson said.
Garbo """prog"""
>Can't attain the rank of Sentimental Mercenary
What the fuck else am I supposed to do? I beat the She Chameleon, put the jigsaw people together and joined the Brotherhood of Assassing
I would say this is one of the best open world games if the fucking flying ship dungeon wasn't so goddamn terrible. I must have gone around the layout of the damn thing 4 times before I realized it was just looping around and the walls were changing color. Call me retarded if you want but earlier room puzzles in the game sort of implied this would be the case. The game definitely picked up with the final boss against the march hare on the moon. Also the sunrise ending after the moon silently self destructs was pretty cool.
Also OP, I feel your pain. That dude was hard, the wind boss was just as bullshit, and the ai on epitaph acted like it knew what I was gonna press. Still good tho.
Why is Cat Food such a fucking great track?
Also, happy 77th birthday to Michael Giles.
How in THE FUCK do I beat professor nut butter?
Cast Walking on Air, go out of the window, and you're good. Just don't go too far or it bugs out and your screen goes bible black.
If you think that shit is hard just wait until the alleyway infantry, can't stand swarm fights.
>couldn't get past the cracked and broken path
>even with the clues from the wall on which the prophets wrote
I fucking hated this game, it's so frustrating
I want to try again tonight now that you've brought it up, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
>thinking about the section with getting the fucking wind to hear you
I swear I fucking lucked out on moving to the outside to look in on that part, I never want to have to do that again
>On the Moonchild dungeon
>Seems like a short stage, you can practically se the exit when you start, a few pretty easy enemies
>Go to what you think is the exit, there's another floor
>It's fucking empty
>Spend forever wandering around until I find the exit
>There's ANOTHER GOD DAMN EMPTY FLOOR
What the hell is the point of a three part dungeon when the second two parts are literally nothing? In all seriousness Moonchild is one of my favorite KC tracks
How the fuck do you burn down the church?
Le npc meme!!
Fuck off back to /pol/, incel
>unoriginal proggy dad rock thread #434214r21
Disgusting.
Any tips for the Reverend Green fight?
I already did the chores sidequest so I have the fireworks special unlocked
If you sequence break and beat the talking drum early you can get the moccasin sneakers and crimson suspenders, which greatly increase the amount of money you earn in combat.
K*ng Cr*mson sucks and everyone in this thread (excluding me) is a turbo virgin onions chugging incel cringe and bluepilled l*dditor
user! You can't post good music in here, it makes the hippie prog music lovers a bit cranky!
>game is 90% cutscenes
I'm not against story-based games,but this is a bit much...
>he didn't get the DLC
got any recommendations for me? I really love yes and king crimson but Idunno any other bands
Tarkus, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Deep Purple is kinda prog
Late man > Straight man
oh yeah I like deep purple, child in time is my jam
I'll check out the other ones, thanks
To note, tarkus is an el&p album, but it's really good so I just had to say it to highlight it. Definitely listen to their other stuff. Also try Asia
Call Fripp a fag for us.
Gentle Giant
Jethro Tull
I wish more bassists had a sound like Wetton. You can tell immediately that it's him when he toured with Roxy Music.
Can't believe I forgot Jethro. I honestly never thought a flute could slap so hard.
Check out Mike Oldfield's early works. Tubular Bells, Hergest Ridge and Ommadawn in particular.
>Plebs STILL can't beat Thela Hun Ginjeet
equip the all black loadout and put a roofie in his drink when he's at the club. this'll cause him to hang himself after driving home
Alright guys, I'm on the Aqualung level. I still remember December's foggy freeze, but the ice that clings to my beard keeps killing me. What do?
Ian pulls off the solo guitarrist with a fucking flute
What a legend
Fuck KCs autism, why don't they just but their shit on spotify
>Fighting Minister of Hate
>Get stuck in the Weaver's web and wiped
Talk about artificial difficulty
Beat is a better game
PROG EPICS POWER RANKING:
1. Echoes
2. Shine on you crazy Diamond pt 1
3. Supper's Ready
4. Tarkus
5. Close to the Edge
6. And you and I
7. Shine on you crazy Diamond pt 2
8. Lady Fantasy
>it's a "Yea Forums hates everything popular and only listens to things with less than 1000 listens worldwide" rerun
>implying anything could top the final boss Discipline
Forgot to mention, Atom heart mother goes I. Between Supper's Ready and Tarkus
Why the fuck is everything in this game red? I swear if I get to level five and theres one more red nightmare Im gonna freak
Starless above all of those
They kinda have some stuff now, but it's new live stuff which is very eh. I hate when musicians don't put their stuff on streaming services, disappointing that Prince had to die so I could listen to Little Red Corvette whenever I want to
Great post
This is all the most mainstream prog.
The guitar solo at the end of echoes is so good
>implying
What's your excuse again?
I fucking can't with this game anymore, somebody please help...
>replaying a game
>you remember THAT part
Fucking Moonchild
>tfw I'm Yea Forums's worst nightmare
>last 10 songs I listened to right now
Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing
Genesis - Jesus He Knows Me
Billy Joel - Anthony's Song
Alphaville - Forever Young
John Miles - Music
Don Henley - Boys of Summer
Daryll Hall & John Oates - Maneater
Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy
Eurythmics - Here Comes the Rain Again
Sting - Fields of Gold
She can't use funeral march if you destroy all of the chains.
Use sunlight attacks and you should chew through them in a few turns.
>finally make it to the farm
>Lost half my health fighting through all the butterflies, flutterbies and gutterflies
>Winston Churchill dressed to drag appears
Post yfw when
I don't want to shit up this thread by mentioning Jojo, but 9/10 bands listed here I recognize from that series. Guess it's time I take the time to listen to these bands and become enlightened.
Roger's politics suck but The Wall and the Final Cut helped me through my angstier teenage phase so he has a place in my heart
It's what got me into prog, you're in for some good stuff
>Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing
>Don Henley - Boys of Summer
Yeah mane
Yea Forums has shit taste anyway. They're just to damn arrogant and retarded to know they have shit taste.
Yea Forums has the WORST taste in music what is it with all these meme bands?
While on topic of Schizoid Man, can someone give me a viable tactic to beat him? Fripp keeps patching out all the ones I know of.
Dadrock is great, pay Yea Forums no mind. 90% of what I listen to is the stuff.
If you can find the live at Pompeii music video watch it, it's the best version of Echoes, the piano outtro at the end as the camera slowly pans out from the ruined amphitheatre is an absolutely amazing shot
I feel mixed about prog, I like listening to it but I only really like the more common sounding songs and get bored of the trippy sounding ones
You just seem like someone who has listened a lot of his dad's music collection
>zoomer detected
Filtered
Fuck outta here
Enlighten us with your superior taste then
Dadrock is comfy af
Playing pic related and I just cannot beat the fourth boss fight. Everytime I think I've got By-Tor down fucking Snow Dog destroys me. How the fuck am I supposed to fight them both?
yeah bro
i too love chainsmokers
Music objectively peaked around 1980, give or take a few years.
I'm sorry but it's just how it is.
Gotta use the Necromancer powers, brah.
This. Gameplay and storytelling don't have to be divorced from one another. Having an entire level based around the Evil Death Roll ability was fucking kino.
Music production is still moving forward though
Uninstall. It just becomes some weird visual novel when you get to cross eyed Mary. My computer is in a family room, I'm not playing that shit with people looking over my shoulder.
Yeah but Epic by Faith No More came out in 1990. Also Eurobeat
Ratatat, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Rage Against, Ashes of Soma, Rise Against. Not nearly as quality as the 1980's, but good bands are still around.
my my, sounds good ill try that next time
I'd say around 85 or 86. Some good stuff in the 90s, but most of it is shit compared to everything before about 1986.
A lot of these fandoms are dead because there's no new content from them anymore or they were just fads. JoJo has been around for over 30 years and only continues to grow. It still pushes out a consistent flow of fun and evidently timeless content.
Sometimes it's nice to have a bit more variety in the level design though, I feel like the sequel did ambience and environments a lot better.
any thin lizzy?
In toronto? I'm eyein the cheapo tickets myself
how did ANYONE beat this shit without a walkthrough back in the day? the temples of syrinx puzzles are so fucking elaborate and there's literally no checkpoints
I need more nostalgia kino music. I already love Dire Straits, Pink Floyd and Mike Oldfield. What's some more shit you can recommend?
>There are casual faggots on this board who have problems beating babies first KC game
None of you would even make it pass the first level of Red
sounds like you're a sperg who just found out about schizoid personality disorder and decided to call yourself that to look cool
>not The Wall
So how many of you are Yea Forums and how many of you are Yea Forums?
this game is too hard.
Yea Forums is a shit board full of 14 year olds who dislike anything other than slightly outside the mainstream mumblecore
>he didn't bring mint jam to the bossfight
It literally trivializes any status effect boss, I know there's only like 3 in the game, but if you're having a hard time, use it.
I'm a major proghead and yet I can never really stand listening to Pink Floyd. Something about the lack of technical expertise from the players or the overly long aimless compositions never appeal to me.
Only the early Syd Barrett stuff appeals to me and feels creative without being arbitrarily pretentious. I love side long epics and Brian Eno style ambient as much as the next guy but Echoes puts me to sleep
I haven't been on Yea Forums in a while, I think it's because I've burnt through most of their essentials and all that's being posted now feels like pretentious garbage to me. Recommendations were the only thing they were ever good for, actual music discussion on Yea Forums is a joke
I trusted the Friendly Stranger, how much did I fuck up?
on topic discussion is shit for just about every single board, because itll ALWAYS devolve into a shitflinging fest between two different sides
>tfw youtube has been semi consistently linking good suggestion core albums
It almost makes up for the years of lo-fi garbage
you retard, as if his theme wasn't a dead giveaway
Anyone else have trouble with that health food faggot?
Did you summon back the fire witch yet? Just talk to the black queen and she'll ring the cracked brass bells for you.
What do you guys think about this installment t the series? Would you regard it as a classic of the N64 era?
You're a tasteful guy.
i am now back from classes, if you have anything you want from my collection, just say the word and ill upload it
Started listening to some prog around 2 years ago. Suddenly got the urge the other day to listen to some more since I only hit the surface so thanks bros.
>Final Chapter: In the Court of the Crimson King
I'm not gonna make it, lads.
Saw them twice last year, I was in awe the whole time. The first time I was in he third row so the drums were a bit too loud to listen to the whole range of the other instruments. Still,it was the bet concert I have ever been to. I-m seeing them again this year, also with my wife. You-re in for a great time my friend.
I got some $90 seats for November. I'm much excite
Based yamashita poster
You have to get the upgrade in del davis tree farm, otherwise he's impossible
I don't have any clever puns to make about an instrumental album, but the Snow Goose deserves a mention. Early Camel is top tier prog, and this is one of my all-time favourites.
>listening to prog on youtube because I'm an idiot
>scroll down into the comments because I'm a masochist
>it's nothing but shitty j*jo references
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN FIGHT THIS THING REALISTICALLY?
>sidequest to attract a partner
>she brings me into her home
>picking all the right dialogue choices
>fall asleep in bathtub after she leaves the encounter
>wake up and shes gone
>burn the house down in a fit of rage
>this starts the nowhere man secret boss
best open world game i’ve ever played
fuck off
>have to capture a dandelion in one piece for an S rank
Its ok but the moment to moment gameplay can be a tad repetitive at times. I think there are better entries in the series
Throw in Taurus II and Nine Feet Underground
Gang up on him
Alternatively just use Purple Haze
Really KC is strong but not as unbeatable as people say, Diavolo just uses it strategically
>this popular other thing made your choice of music acceptable enough for you to finally socialise with others and leave your parent's basement
>this ruins it in anyway at all
You are literally your own worst enemy
as someone who got into jojo(before the anime) and prog rock at the same time and enjoyed the references in the former so this doesn't bother me much. the music references were a major draw to me in fact.
>halfway through the game alberto starts mumbling to himself and then chases you around with a lighter
what the fuck was his problem?
nice strawman faggot, but to kill your retarded skewed logic: prog fans =/= j*jo fans
This is pretty good if you're into fast harpsichord-y keyboard solos
youtube.com
If you played the first game you can get the Working Man weapon that does 7-9 damage a swing
it still fucks me up that he an hero'd. he had a japanese wife and his son did newgrounds cartoons, he was /ourguy/.
I had some good conversations with him on Twitter a couple years ago, he was very open about his fight with cancer. A shame he died before I could attend a show, he was a great musician.
There's nothing wrong with liking JoJo and Prog, or even getting into Prog because of JoJo
The problem is people being obnoxious and shitting up unrelated comment sections with epic maymays
fuck me I had a huge brainfart moment, I was thinking of Kieth Emerson. Wakeman is based though for loving cats alone. Saw ARW live and he walked into the stands with a keytar and it was fucking awesome.
Yeah, Jojo ruined Yes for me. Every song of theirs on YT has tons of jojo maymays littered in the comments, only ever referencing roundabout
How to beat El Scorcho?
>weird ass chamber with a fuckload of enemies
>Constantly have priests and magicians chanting spells on me
>A fuckload of doors
>Boss rush if you get a door wrong
>All doors are wrong unless you find some forced waifubait by chance
>No fucking john
what a fucking prick how am i supposed to cope with this get in to get out cryptic crap with no assist characters does the game get any better?
oh no the poor boomers trying to re-live their youth will get confused. if you're looking up music on youtube you already have no standards.
Did anyone here play the Math Rock sequel they released, it never really took off and was pretty much an unknown even at release.
In what world is radiohead and daft punk dad rock?