Install first person shooter

haha

>Install shoot em' up
>Also have to shoot em' down
>uninstall.exe

>install shoot 'em up
>shoot 'em down
>game crashes

> buy a new copy of payday every time i get a check

>he didnt buy it twice

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>see xbox 360
>turn around 360 degrees and walk away

Lads, if a game is in third person point of view, who are we actually playing as? Who is the outsider that is looking in on the character in view?

>turn around 360 degrees
wtf

God

newfags still fall for this

>install survival game
>character dies
>kill self

The greatest character of all
you!

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>install watch dogs
>find and watch a dog eventually
>return to xbox 360 dashboard

Oldfags pretend to fall for it you fucking newfaggoty cringelord cuck beta male pigstain redditor degenerate fedora

>didn’t even watch both dogs

keep biting it retard

>install fps
>it's solid 60
>close the game
10/10

you were supossed to shoot the third person you see no the first three people

>start playing starcraft
>you don't craft stars

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You're thinking of second person.
Third person is yourself observing through the fourth wall.

>Buy Dark Souls
>It's nothing but white people

Shit game

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Awww shit. Time to start over.

Pretty sure siegmeyer is a nigger

>install Forza Horizon
>drive to the edge of the map
>uninstall from the microbot store

lmao you fags fell for the classic 'newfags still fall for this'

isn't there a gook

Kek, you dumbass you just fell for the classic "oldfags fall for newfags still fall for this"

>buy platformer
>stand on game to reach shelf high up

You absolute mongoloid, you fell for old reliable, a.k.a. "newfags still fall for the "oldfags fall for newfags still fall for this"" meme

>final fantasy
>there's multiple
>pokemon (pocket monsters)
>99% of them can't fit in your pocket and neither can the pokeballs
>persona
>game isn't about multiple personalities, just an introvert with heart demons
>overwatch
>still isn't over
>megaman
>play as a robot BOY

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what if there's someone behind you playing you playing the game

>overwatch
>game universe doesn't take place in a world where the land is a clock

haha you've been baited

>play Kingdom Come
>Kingdom never comes

but i did

never in my game

> Install visual novel
> Graphics are just generic anime
> Uninstall

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>visual novel
>there’s music
>uninstall

>bought destiny by accident

Lakitu

Why does pepe have abs?

Well it wouldn't be very original, would it, user?

>download fortnite
>play it for 40 days and 40 nights then uninstall

>install wreckfest
>no festival

>install survival game
>character dies
>game automatically uninstalls

You're not concerned with how shittily that blanket covers him?

fornite is two weeks though?

>second person shooter
>see out of the eyes of npcs

I autistically rationalize this as the people in that universe perceiving themselves differently. Like in Souls games or BB, the characters constantly cover up their eyes with shit because they don't need that direct vision from their eyes, they perceive themselves as a sort of out-of-body experience and use a higher, more encompassing sight to function. That's why they can see things behind them and attack as if they can see all around themselves, because they can.

God damn I had a good chuckle. Thanks user.