Is Skyrim worth 9 euros?

>Serana
I used to love her when I first played Dawnguard. Now, in PSVR, I just wish I could push her off something high and make it stick. How did I ever find her amusing or lovable? All she does is bitch and whine.

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It is literally about how she's written, which was the starting point. And the game perpetually forcing you into some lovey dovey dialogue with her is part of that writing.

It's about how the DLC as a whole is written, which is not the same thing.

You fucking kraut assholes, go away. You can easily pirate Skyrim and the steam loader to trick those shitty kraut shitters.

Serana's a good girl never hurt nobody

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tfw have regular skyrim but didn't know you could upgrade it for free to the special edition and now I'm stuck with playing regular or giving Todd money

I'm actually a Slav.

She's a vampire, by her very nature she's ripped out the throats of innocent people more times than you can count over her existence.

GOTTEM

Seriously though, imagine waifuing the worst part of a dumb dlc.

Serena is fucking hot with a vampire boob window. All of these /pol/ cringelords trying to pretend it’s real life need to fuck off

Then you should already know how to pirate steam shit and the loader.

>She's hot!
She looks no different from any other generic looking Skyrim character besides eye shadow. Is your dick easily swayed by a character that has no substance at all because of some fancy makeup?

yes,

>hot
Not in vanilla and that's the only thing that counts.

Reminder that Serana is damaged goods and every time you have sex with her she’ll be reminded of Molag Bal’s spiked cock

What if i stick the mace of molag up her butt

god i wish that was me

She make my pe pe hard so shes good.

no

And i've accidently killed hundreds of chickens so i don't really care.
I'll let her feed off of my dick every night.

>implying she ever had to with her being a fucking vampire nobility
They have cattle human thralls in the castle, probably bred for this purpose. I wouldn't be surprised if they were harvesting blood from them without actual biting.

I mean, it's not like she doesn't have a reason to bitch about her family all the time.
>her dad sold her and her mother to be cocksleeves for daedric prince of rape for UNLIMITED POWER
>later he wants to fuck up everything by blocking sun and else bring end of the world because without sun everything will die or people will go on crusade and murderfuck out of all vamps
>her mother needed to fuck off to other dimension of soul-feeding lovecraftian horrors
>she herself gets locked with fucking Elder Scroll in a draugr ruin for fuck knows how long
>I mean, fucking draugr ruin, you would be angry too
>gets woken up by some faggot who can bend reality by speaking, after she goes back home and her dad is still a total fucking faggot
I would be angry if my family was band of retards like that.
Also, about why Dragonborn can't kill her, remember - probably due to being highborn vampire she enthralls Dragonborn the moment she wakes up. I mean, you need to give her your own blood. She might have enthralled whole Dawnguard completely unknowingly. Plus, it's pretty sure she just wants to chill, I mean, she never asked for vampire powers and can even get healed from vampirism and you don't really have to push the issue that much.

>she enthralls Dragonborn the moment she wakes up.
Glad I'm not the only one who picked up on this, especially given how Harkon refers to 'you' as her pet, and her end-state is always the same.

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>want to download skyrim and make it a porn sim like I used to
>Internet is uber shit and it will take dozens of hours
Fuck, I can't find any videos that cater to my specific tastes either

>I wouldn't be surprised if they were harvesting blood from them without actual biting

The dining hall is littered with bloody human bones on plates and platters. Pretty sure Dovahkiin isn't too far off with "You're a reclusive cannibal cult" comment to Harkon. Serana probably spent decades eating people.

It was worth it, 8 years ago.

skyrim wasn't out 8 years ago..

Dont be a niptick fag, it was more than 7 years ago

based

Proof that vampirefags are the lowest of the low.

she cute tho

I'd say so

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Not really. I'd pay 5 at most.

Are those actual indentations in the tits or just manipulated stuff through photoshop? And are there jiggle physics?

Are you having a stroke?

Yes

Fuck off, kraut, you should be fending off the muslims instead of begging for donations.
>it's a free mod!
>but here's a link to donate, if you want! *WINK*

Show a webm of it, please.