Xcom

>Literally touching the ennemy
>Could CQC
>Shoot
>Miss all bullets
HOW

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fuckin rookies man. they could miss the coffin they're buried in.

Even a tetraplegic toddler with autism wouldn't miss a shot that close to someone

Also can't remember if they disabled it but I hate time limits

terror from the deep when?

>NuXcom AND waifufaggotry
SHIT taste

Excellent game. Just offed my first chosen on Legendary Ironman.

>THE VOICES OF THE ELDERS ARE SILENCED! [SCREAMS]

I felt bad for him. I got the early Mindshield so I don't think he ever even caused my units damage throughout the entire game. What a joke.

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There are mods that increase the time limit. In conjunction with the option to increase time in the Adv options before you start a campaign. you can get 20+ turns to finish timed missions.

There's an option to double the time limit on those missions plus double the time it takes for the Avatar project to finish. It's really generous, so you'd have to be particularly bad or supremely unlucky to get timed out.

Nice might re-download it, completly forgot this game existed before seeing this thread

First off: FUCK OUT OF HERE XENOFAGS

Second: XCOM teaches you a very valuable life lesson. The world is a random unforgiving place that can and will stick its dick in you at first opportunity.

Redpilld me on X-Piratez please. Is it good ? Is it have those bullshit missions like in X-Files ?

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Git gud. I've never timed out a single mission, ever.

based

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No I like to take my time when making decisions

>that one where the Viper is holding the guy's hand while giving a very affectionate blowjob

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Post squads.

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I am finishing first nuXcom why are there no Snakes only generic Ayys

It's the best X-Com style game that wasn't released in the 90s.

>dark event
>sitrep: low profile, can only bring low tier soldiers in
>it's always at a very critical dark event, like ADVENT always dodging overwatch shots or some shit

snek tits are in XCOM 2.

Don't bother playing it if you're just going to cheat. At least restart until you get the +2 turn timer as a resistance order, like a man.

Isn't XCOM 3 potentially around the corner?

If you mean Phoenix Point, it's gonna be garbage also.

Don't do it. It's certain death. Just lay low for a month.

But why aliens are not snakes in 1
Are 1 and 2 aliens different or what

No, Jake Solomon is hinting at a new game on his Twitter.

>Enjoy your game the way I want you to
No ?

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The Thin Men are genetically modified Vipers.

>it's the late game and you've been leveling up your troops
>low profile shows up
>you don't even have 6 low tier soldiers to do it with
>not enough supplies to get recruits

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Where can they take the franchise now?

>XCOM: UFO Offense
>Go around and liberate different planets from the Etherals

Snek tits are thin men without the Gene splicing. and xeno design changes between 1 and 2 due to some xenos getting human DNA spliced into them.

xcom: oh shit, there's something in the water. they've been teasing some kind of thing in the oceans in the endings of both games.

They tried that before, it sucked. Interceptor.

I wonder how many FE babies know that these games have false % shown and this is why they almost always hit these 80-90% hits

But Terror From the Deep is fucking garbage. And we all know it's going to be tainted by that hack Lovecraft's idiocy.

I mean, the only bad game Firaxis ever did was Beyond Earth which was a similiar re-imagining of a classic.

Also I am playing first game and once in the situation room I read the
>what? you saw a snake? what has this to do with anything?
on the message screen, wonder if they teased snakes already there

and yet they'll still do it.

Snakemen were notorious in the first game because ass soon as they appear you have to deal with Chryssalids.

Hey guys whats going on in this thread?

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You misunderstand the context. Just because it's a turn based game doesn't mean in the situations it's trying to immitate, you are both standing still.

Snipers will always miss any shot with a hit percent above 50, but by fucking God they will thread that .5% needle through three buildings via squad sight every damn time.

MISCREANTS

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is xcom the only series ever that you are happy that they revived?

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No, it doesn't make sense, moving or not he is in front of me, I should at the very least touch him once

If it counts, Hitman comes to mind.

F

Donkey Kong Country
Classic Mega Man
Bomberman
I could go on

MISTAKE

I honestly think that XCOM2 is too easy without time limits. If you can take your time with movement and spend turns just playing things safe, it takes away lots of the challenge as most alien encounters aren't that dangerous.
I would still prefer it if XCOM2 had rebalanced enemies and no turn limits.

Xcom 2 was fun but I liked Xcom's dlc that let robot men punch aliens in their assholes

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Balance wouldn't do anything. Even on legendary the weakest enemy in the game is also the most dangerous one.

>all these good games
I ain't even mad

I like taking my time when playing strategic/tactical games and I hate having to redo the whole mission because I was 1 turn away from winning.

>inb4 scum saving

This, I miss my psycho Russian MEC's and my Shiv

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Is there a mod that lets you recruit a snek yet?

Sauce me nigga.

>I want to win even though I clearly lost

Man why can't the enemy just die as soon as I land on the map...? Mendo kusena...

not sure if it's the one he's talking about but googling scrungusbungus viper squadmate will find you something similar.

Why aren't you out there carpet bombing terrorists, son?

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Yes

>fuck i can't read
>I'm gonna assume you said that

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>slaps your rookie GFs ass

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>140 odd hours in XCOM 2 + Expansion
>Templars are still fucking useless

How the FUCK am I supposed to use them? I just don't understand what their utility is compared to any other unit. Anything they do can be done better and more reliably with other classes.

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loser

Yeah fuck you to Hitman

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OP SAID SNAKE THREAD; WHY ARE THERE NO LEWD SNEK MEDIA POSTED????????????????

They are pretty useful in early game with parry and while your favourite ranger doesn't have untouchable yet.
I agree they become obsolete by the time you have a full fledged ranger.

Unmissable melee attack, parry, highly likely to get bladestorm and reaper, what more do you want?

Templars are fucking insane are you high dude.

>nearly guaranteed damage with melee
>can guarantee they dont take damage from one hit, so you can use them as amazing finishers and even run them into terrible positions
>can use the shockwave from the melee to damage nearby enemies while confirming kills
>can fucking make a FREE unit that you can suicide
>has the coolest animations in the game

Ghost exists, it's literally the best skill in the game.
You fucking suck, dude.

>It's a LOST SWARM APPEARED episode
>select Ranger
>98% chance to hit
>MISS!

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>Phoenix Point will probably get delayed again

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>Halo Reach Marine
Based

>sfm vore
...where? I havent found anything

>Play through War of the Chosen mode
>The Chosen literally never stop talking
>Ever
>Minding my own business doing something totally unrelated in a continent they're not even camping
>Still call me up to talk shit and wax philosophical about my impending doom
>Whup their stupid asses just so they
>stop
>fucking
>talking
For fuck's sake, Vahlen was more considerate of my time than these obnoxious asshole.

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Why does XCOM 2 have little variety in voices compared to 1?

>not playing with a full team of Bob Ross voice pack soldiers
I pity you

I don't remember him giving monthly reports in Xcom 2.

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NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

How come we can't capture ayys anymore? I want to do some "interrogation"

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>go destroy an alien base 'cause Avatar
>everything is going well
>game decides to introduce a bunch of andromedons
>lets take this slow and easy
>King Viper appears
>Andromedon gets a critical on best sniper behind high cover, from lower ground
>King Viper gets a soldier, I shoot at it, it releases the soldier, but his Ruler Reaction makes it so it gets the soldier again immediately in the same turn causing 3 more dmg each time
>lose all my best soldiers, with my best gear, TLP weapons, and only the reaper and a specialist survive

At least we blew up the base.

I have no idea how Legendary Ironman is possible without a longer Avatar project timer.

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I just reduce it through the ring a lot. It's down on 3 bars and I just removed a chosen.

>Andromedon gets a critical on best sniper behind high cover, from lower ground
Sounds about right. Those fuckers are broken, if they get a chance to shoot, one of my dudes dies.

Saw that happen in a Let's Play once but the guy lost the WHOLE team.

Didn't get that mission this month.

Assassin just attacked the avenger, first time I get the mission (didn't get it at all when I played veteran). Several gatekeepers, very nice. At least just a newbie died.

My soldiers are all tired or hurt. Time to let the aliens win for a while, I guess. Thank god for Sparks with a revamp mod that makes them useful.

>all of these soldiers are dead, besides the specialist. I miss my alien waifu.

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>Giving enemies a chance to attack without having a parry/untouchable tank

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>woman soldier

Checks out user

That's fucked up. Funny, but fucked up.

Yup. A pity the game seems to only allow one Templar.

Shit son, I've only lost a total of 3 units, and 2 were on Gatecrasher. Did you not rush mag weapons or something?

that's why i prefer advance wars: all attacks hit, the % is just how hard they hit.

>the modder working on functional SHIVs for XCOM2 stopped working because he was misgendered

I did. I'm probably just not used to playing on Legendary and suck dick. Also lost some soldiers by getting suprised by new enemy skills (still only second time playing WotC and first time was veteran) and just bad luck, like activating 2 or 3 pods at once by moving one square to the left and getting fucked in one turn.

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>3D

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Is Phoenix Point ever coming out? How much money did they get? Is it going to be a small cheap game and end up not as good as nuXcom? Or will they improve on the formula? I'm afraid, bros.

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>Brrap Brrap!

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Any one else miss Thunder and Lightning from 1? The SPARK was a cool unit though but lack of recovery outside of a promotion in itself or weapon mods hurt

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yes it's coming out soon™, current estimate is september
$765,948 out of the $500,000 goal, plus maybe donations, i dunno.
the formula will not be improved upon because it will be brand new instead thanks to TU-like mechanics out of x-com and valkyria chronicles -like aim style and ballistic hit chance calculation.
they haven't said anything about the price yet, i think, but you can pre-purchase it for 40$

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I think there are enough voices personally, but even if you don't there are so many mods.

Anyone get a little depressed when they think about all the things they've fapped to?

I mean, chairs, and toasters? What happened

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I want to know too, holy shit.

Man I fucking love these images. Summarizes this website so well.
>PORN
>WHEN

Where have you been, under a fucking rock? There's even Loli cbt and snuff nowdays

Because the graphics are a visual representation of the statistics, not real life. You could have your gun in their mouth and still miss for all I care. Gameplay > visuals.

No. It just makes me more detrimined to find the next weird thing to cum to. It's a challenge.

I'm sure there is, but I'm interested in the Viper stuff specifically, having never seen any SFM vore with them on the usual sites.

I'm currently at thick pubic hair, saggy tits, western loli and argonian tits
Pretty tame desu

>Star Wars trooper
soiboi

This guy blocks your path and spanks your sniper's ass
What do?

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are there any good face mods for this game?

Did they add Russian voices yet? I dropped xcom 2 at launch on the last mission since I lacked my risky/Italian team

The game usually offers you a 2nd faction unit once you get past midgame and have gotten at least 2/3 of hunting the faction's respective chosen.

I just replace my entire squad with Vocaloids.

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Give him a colonoscopy with a Null Lance

Did that guy ever finish the porn mod?

There's a female faces mods over at LoversLab that I use. Honestly, they're kinda samey and a bit too angry looking, but it's better than only using the default absurdly shitty faces.

I just wish they weren't for whites only. Asians and blacks deserve better faces too.

Let go, fellow degenerate. It is obvious that that user was just throwing buzzwords around because their favorite porn wasn't as popular as they wished.
There is no sfm vore of snake ladies. Or at least not of good quality.

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