Are you excited about the new Pokemon taking place in the UK?

>not writing SOnYboys

First town music just leaked

youtube.com/watch?v=VwGVb8Ivb9E

These obnoxious threads surely won't get old in a few months.

>most chars aren't brown
>no trucks that spontaneously appear to run you over
>no random acid attacks
not UK

>Posts Luigi
>Gets called a Sony boy.

Not me, but you're a console victim complex having ass.

That's scottish but yeah I agree

As a britfag, Im really excited to see how a place I grew up influenced a game series I loved as a kid

Demo is the best Scottish vidya character and no one can convince me otherwise

Nah, wrong link, it's this
youtube.com/watch?v=0dftDPLAylU

What is a falseflag you retard. You aren't fooling anyone.

Sure thing bub. Keep defending your corporate overlords you cuck. As if they even care about you LMAO

ITS A FUCKIN DODUO

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One game has been deposited into your Playstation account.

OH WAIT HAHAHA THERE AREN'T ANY HAHAHAHA

>be a Britfag
>had a Gardevoir bromon since my first Emerald playthrough
>took him through every region over the years
>we've been to Japan, New York, France and Hawaii
>tfw legitimately happy I get to bring him to the UK next time, after 13 years of travelling together, it's like we're going home after a lot of travelling
>tfw there's even a really blatantly Manchester-like city in the game and I live close to there IRL

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You better have turned him into a Gallade.

Did you specifically get a male Gardevoir on purpose?

luv pokeymans me

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>Shield and sword
>Not norf and souf

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>Gallade
>Emerald

They got old in a few minutes. Never imagined I might have to filter Pokemon because I love it but wow this is awful.

If you took him through every region then you've obviously gone past Emerald at some point moron.

If you took him from Emerald via the Pokemon transfer you wouldn't be able to "turn him into" a Gallade because you can't unevolve Pokemon you absolute retard.

Gallade didn't exist in Emerald. I prefer Gardevoir too, since the concept is nicer and they've gotten more love over the years with new mechanics.

I was like 13 and didn't really care about that at the time.

I used him during my main playthrough of Emerald so he was fully evolved before transferring to later gens. I still have that copy of Emerald with Battle Recorder and Hall of Fame info showing him.

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Gen 1 - Eastern Japan
Gen 2 - Western Japan
Gen 3 - Southern Japan
Gen 4 - Northern Japan
Gen 5 - New York
Gen 6 - France
Gen 7 - Hawaii
Gen 8 - Britain
Gen 9 - ???

>all of my pokemon were killed when my dog destroyed my platinum cartridge
>Sold my other games beforehand since I already had all my mons on platinum
>I will never get to travel with any of my original mons through the years ever again
It hurts bros

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25 PENCE?!
COUPLA QUID!

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Africa would be cool.

Wholesome story
I saw something you might like
www.shadbase.com/male-gardevoir-adoption

LOL this is hilarious!! Mind if I cross post this to /r/scottishpeopletwitter, they would really find shite like this roite funneh!!! XD

You do know this is going to be american burger english right? There's going to be no British slang it's going to be "mom" in the start just you wait.

These memes aggravate me, because they pretend that the UK is still a pleasant, sovereign nation with a distinct culture worth making memes about. But, of course, Japs don't know any better.

It's a common misconception that good fiction is drawn from imagination.
The reality is that good fiction is drawn from reality and experiences.
Though you're not wrong since they copy and pasted England instead of borrowing aspects.

WORRAZ

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>Blaming Japs for Americans and Brits on twitter
>Saying this when an american region already exists

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weyw lade tha eyes RACE EEAAASTT

>what are jokes?

That blonde gal... she's too good. I want her.

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How careless are you that you let a dog get anywhere close to your games? I have dogs too but I keep my games well out of reach, especially tiny cartridges that they could easily swallow.

jerusalem

>They could create an actual world for once
Didn't people bitch and moan about Ultra Space being "not Pokemon" even though it was cool as fuck?

wa'a

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She has a much cuter outfit than pokegal. tfw no school-setting pokemon game

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"Mom" is actually how British people say "ma'am", I'm guessing because they all have an Oedipus complex or something.

I was kind of trying to make two separate points there. With the latter, I'm referring to the tendency of Japs to romanticize Western nations and hold beliefs about them that are about a half-century out of date. Did you know that there is a phenomenon of Japanese tourists becoming physically ill when they travel to Western countries and have their idealized and outdated view of them absolutely shattered?

>trainer notices you
>oh great another battle
>paki splashes acid in your face and runs off with all of your cash
>instant white-out
Nice to see the devs put hard mode back in this generation.

>hard O is the same are AAH
They're pronounced differently here, dummy.

Fucking bless, I feel bad about that honestly, I live in the uk and I wish this shithole wasn't filled with Chavs and death

I love the hairstyle and I love blondes.

Buh...
Thas chayting...

>implying the memes wont draw more attention to the fact the UK is being systematically destroyed.
The UK's image of itself has been steadily ground down over the years to the point nearly half of the population wants to suck the EU's dick, whether by choice or because they feel like they need to.
Other countries likely still have a better view of us, even if that view is that we're a bunch of assholes.
Play the long game, embrace the memes.

You know that she's a posh gal who'd try and bully you and then be the perfect dom for a lezdom relationship

No it isn't. It's pronounced MAHm

Yeah youre going to see the place you grew up in as it was before the Muslim invasion

Actually laughed.

Please do not tempt me to buy a switch.

...

Wasn't me
My friend knocked my shit over with their bag or something and by the time I noticed my shit was gone I found my dog chewing on it
They got me a replacement as an apology but it was fucking Pearl

holy fuck

Scotland is 96% white

>ah swer on me mam
Isnt scot slang but good effort

I didn't grow up in a poor area so I haven't seen it

Next gen gonna be australia
Elite 4 champ gonna be a steve irwin like character
Its gonna have a poison legendary
And heaps of other shit

I couldn't care less.

OIM TRYEN
YEH THREADS AWL SWEHTEE

I hope there's more in depth customisation and a free camera in sword and shield

It is also full of open borders #refugeeswelcome types and EU bootlickers.

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Yes, but they're not living there. Cope harder carlos

so is every western nation that hasn't been browned yet

Mexico, Spain or Italy would be cool

STRAYA
Poison type spiders and snakes around every corner, fighting type kangaroo ready to whoop your ass, water type Platypuss Starter mon.

>engpaki on SEETHING damage control
I'd rather have some soft leftists with no real power pretending that we are some vibrant multicultural wonderland then live in England where you actually are completely muttified

agree, no one seems to be capable of typing english speech, never heard "fookin" in me life

Italy
youtube.com/watch?v=j6bTSAS_Yts

Can any drawfags draw Shield-chan choosing Scorbunny from the Professor, then yelling ITS FOOKKIN RAWW at the Professor for the level 1 Scorbunny?

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That's Scottish slang

>England where you actually are completely muttified
>Implying my area has minorities

>cockney
Do Americans try to embarrass themselves every time they open their mouths or does it come naturally

It appears to me that UK simply cannot handle the bantz

>not Snoyboys
Denigrates them both for their nu-maleness AND their cucked radlefty communist censorship stance
basic economy of shitposting, user

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I can see Italy happening since it's one of those cultures that Japan kind of idolizes but Spain and Mexico are a bit too third world. My guess is that Gen 9 will be either west coast US, Italy, or Australia.

Enjoy it while you can lad

Only in this thread for porn

i dont get it

inb4 this gens Team Rocket is Team Suicidebomber gromming baby pokemons into prostitution.

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>americans attempting to write in "british" accents

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I've actually transferred my Blastoise, my literally first starter, all the way up to the current day.
There's something fucking magical about being able to take your first best bro pokemon from the game you played growing up as a little kid all the way up the game you're playing now as an adult.

>salacious Daily Mail headlines
This "news"paper has been sued so many times for telling blatant lies

there's a very small subsection who talk like that, It's just they're really obnoxious

They only get sued by leftists trying to cover up all the multicultural insanity going on.

that was a tweet originally written by a scottish person but with a few words swapped out to make it pokemon related

>americans
>not scots actually writing in their accents

Australia, just for the new Pokémon potential.

I'd like a Canada or a South Korea based Region eventually too

Ah yes, the "truth"

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seething rasheed

R.I.P. user. I legitimately feel for you. It hurts.

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Imagine being this out of touch you don't know about these Scottish Twitter memes

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Why do the jocks insist on typing out their accents?

BBC better?
bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-36846555

Or The Sun?
thesun.co.uk/news/2498913/man-jailed-for-leaving-bacon-sandwiches-outside-a-mosque-found-dead-in-prison-half-way-through-sentence/

Its funny

You do realize that "it's a conspiracy to cover up the truth" is literally the weakest argument you can make in support of any claim ever right?

Because that claim doesn't strengthen your original claim, it just means that you need to prove your first claim (that this supposed 'cultural insanity' is actually happening) AND also prove your second claim (that there is some kind of concerted effort to cover up the truth about this situation).

Seriously, I fucking hate it when people use an appeal to conspiracy like it somehow strengthens their position. It literally doesn't matter what the claim is, appeal to conspiracy NEVER strengthens any position on any topic.

crikey! now that there's based!

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Honestly pretty fucking chuffed, it may be blind patriotism but seeing places in pokemon being inspired by irl places ive been to or lived near is pretty nice, especially since pokemon is probably the series I have the most history with.

What's even better is it looks like the starting village's area is almost exactly where I grew up in UK if you layer the maps over eachother, and I'd be lying I I said that wasn't doing a lot for me.

youtube.com/watch?v=kTJGmGcWkwY

>coming from a village in the highlands
Sounds comfy

as someone whos scottish, this meme is fucking hilarios

fuckin oath is this bloke a mad cunt or what?

>mate there are no grooming gangs in every English city, no one was jailed for leaving a fucking sandwich laying around nor is islam completely incompatible with western values
Nice fantasy world your living in.

Sandwich guy that was jailed also committed 'suicide'.

Where does this meme about her being Scottish come from?

>That sun article
>wind up religion of psychos and also do it with illegal activity
>get put in prison with other religious psychos
>get stabbed
it was a funny read desu, he got stabbed 2 days after christmas too so in my head i just imagined the bloke going cell to cell saying merry christmas and trying to wind muslims up too. 2 days later woah he was stabbed no way

>haha jailed for leaving a sandwhich
also standing outside mosques and harrassing people trying to use them with signs and shit "down with mosques" "fuck off muslims"
whatever you think of religion or whatever, its a bit shockin to have someone move to you're country, build a place of worship SO THAT they can keep out of the way, and then some fat bastards going WHEYY LODS OF EMONE

its just a pinta moomoo milk

'cause the world map includes and apparently starts in the equivalent of pokemon-scotland and she wears a scottish bonnet and tartan socks.

The new loicence mechanics looks dope, can't wait to be locked out of 90% of those pesky assault Pokemons.

I never really gave it much thought but after being away from it for a few years, it was incredibly comfy. Guess I took it for granted while being there.

A small town surrounded by fields and hills, you've known everyone there and they've all know you since you were born, the biggest threat is chavs who think they're all that because they smoke even though they live next door to a field of cows, walking home drunk from one of the three pubs to meet your best mate when you were six and reminisce over your school days, it really was good.

That and I never met a non-white person irl until I moved away.

you know it's going to be italy

Australia or Italy

Kill yourself

Switzerland

>What is a falseflag
This is a falseflag.

No, I fucking hate english faggots.

Except he wasn't jailed for a sandwich, he was jailed for harassing a number of mosques over a series of months. The guy literally spent months yelling hateful things at muslims at their places of worship and harassing them (with the crime he was charged with specifically being, surprise, surprise, harassment).
And no, there is not evidence that there is a 'grooming gang' in every English city, yes such groups do exist in several countries, but I've not seen evidence that they're excessively prevalent in England.

As for Islam, frankly it's no more incompatible with western values than any other religion when taken literally. Even Christianity, when taken literally by groups such as Fundamentalists is incompatible with contemporary western values. Big fucking surprise that stupid old religious texts become incompatible with modern values when taken literally by retards.

>harrassing people trying to use them with signs and shit "down with mosques" "fuck off muslims"
Nothing wrong about that. ''People'' like pic related definitely need to fuck off back to their shithole.

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Sometimes british television can be interesting
>Watching a court affiliated repo show over in the UK
>Renter hasn't payed the landlord in 6 months and they want a full removal of the tenants.
>Repo guys get there, find there are just loads of women, like one in each room
>With sex worker equipment
>mfw it turns out the tenant was in turn renting the place out to slavic prostitutes and pocketing the money for themselves.

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t. paki
Thank god indians are going shit on you

I want every single doujin to be in Scottish retardspeak. If I translate them, can I get Scots to do a final edit?

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AUSTRALIA

FUCKIN KOALAS AND ROOS AND DEADLY SNEKS AND SHIET

>That one English woman who attempts to dub the messages in a Scottish accent

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Most of Australian wild life are like one step away from becoming real life Pokemon anyway.

>that isn't a fucking leaf

That's in English retard speak not Scottish

It was an example. But it's not English, it's 'Strayan shitpostspeak.

>Australia Pokemon Game

>Starters are a Platypus thing, a Grass Fire hybrid Koala that sets shit on fire with eucalyptus leaf power, and a kangaroo

>Nicole Kindman knockoff is final boss and she has a super poison legendary made after the Rainbow Snake, like a "Time Serpent", retcons other legendaries and is more based than any of them

Steve Irwin is basically your professor

It fucking fits

>/vp/ full of funposting about NORF
>Yea Forums infested with /pol/ whining about muslims
Fuckin hell lads, London is not England. It's like saying the USA is a Mexican colony because LA is full of hispanics.

>When Lass turns into a Beauty

pokemon UK is a mistake based on all these britbong talk meme

In 10 years 96% brown.

genuine kek

vocaroo.com/i/s1ESmzXAJp5u

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>Yea Forums sits around seething about kids RPGs while they sell 15 million units

why is Yea Forums like this

gonnae no

I can also see Italy because that would give them another excuse to make another fucking line instead of a proper region

>It's like saying the USA is a Mexican colony because LA is full of hispanics.
Is it not?

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what the fuck is wrong with you?

Even though I personally think it's shit, you sounded like you had fun.

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>As for Islam, frankly it's no more incompatible with western values than any other religion when taken literally.
Don't make me fucking laugh. Islam values are still stuck 500 years ago while Catholicism and Orthodoxy are at most lagging by some 50 years behind modern first countries. And you can't claim that is just a matter of extremist groups when Islam countries still punish blasphemy by death via the actual law of the nations.

They still don't understand that the game is aimed to 10 yo japanese kids, not them.

yes i wasn't expecting it to be any good i just really wanted to record that

A R T

Yeah, the only difference is that Islamic literalists are more common and have more power in their home countries.
If Christian literallists had as much power slavery would still be legal to practice and western culture would look a lot more like the muslim dominated countries right now.

Literally all that's necessary is to challenge the literallism of Islam to bring it more in line with modern ideals.

'ate digimons
'ate team rocket
'ate kanto cunts
'ate hoenn cunts

love me Gardevoir
love me Galar
love me footy
simple as

that is australian speak you retard

>Having a GF
>Pretending she works at nintendo

Pathetic

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>thread even remotely about England
>HAHAHA ENGLELS PAKI RAPE GANGS KEK CUUCKS 1984
I don't get it. This doesn't happen as much to other countries with similar problems. I've never seen Yea Forums revel in mocking Germans with the New Years Rapes, or circlejerking over how parts of Paris resemble Algeria. In fact you fuckers can't get enough Russian cock, and they're going to test their internet kill switch soon.

It just because we share a language with Americans? Thus making it easier for you ignorant shartstains on humanity think you're an expert on this countries entire history and current affairs just from reading three Daily Mail articles? Whatever, keep thinking your 56% shithole is superior to my green and pleasant land.

>go out of house
>pass out due to malaria

I hope it's set in the Potteries.

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I've been to Nottingham, mate.

You've only done like 25% brown, but that won't last.

This isn't Scots.

So when are we getting the dead pig with a cock in it pokemon?

>he doesnt know
since america has been on the downswing for about 50 years, rampant shitposting about the UK is their only defence mechanism, since they think that UK has the same problems they do

No. Setting is neat but the game is low effort shit

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I live in Devon, it's 95% white. Outside of the major cities England is pretty monocultural.

england is like 85% white im pretty sure

I remember when this was a Shield-chan thread

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no, people bitched and moaned about ultra space because it was a fucking corridor with a pretty backdrop. Not even weird gravity or neat camera tricks like distortion world from dppt

THAT SWORD IS A WITCH! BURN HER!

Game needs to be set on the Isle of Man.

Rural accents, manx cats and feral population of escaped wallabies. Also 99.9999% white so no muggings or acid attacks and nogs know their place.

The only downside is our comically ineffectual government.

>The only downside is our comically ineffectual government.
right now this is most if not all governments so you cant feel too bad

source to full image please

That was last census. Next one is 2020. I'm betting on it pushing the sixties, very low seventies at least. And literally most kids are already not-white, so in a single generation England will have gone from +90% to natives being a minority in our own land.

Is he going to be in the game?

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you seem to be forgetting that if its 85% white and 15% not, being generous to the invaders, it would still be like
70% of whites having kids together,
15% whites and 10% invaders mixing genes,
and 5% invaders having kids together
instead of
85% of whites having kids with 15% invaders

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youtu.be/RtE7ut5GTzE
t.seething scotsman

With ours its the same politicians and everyone is practically and independent. But they pretty much rotate between being in charge of department.

So a politician will be in charge of agriculture, slag off healthcare, then next year slagging off agriculture and saying healthcare is great.

Nah, it'd feel like a huge cop-out if after establishing the Pokemon world as a weird version of the real world they just went and started making completely fictional regions for the rest of the world.

that might be the most effective way to do it, sounds that Karl Pilkington idea

>walk past guy wearing weird hat
>DIDDLE UN DUN
>"OI M8 YOU GAWT A LOICENSE FAW THAT THERE PIKACHOO?"

Sword, tha' peanut-shaped beanie o' youers makes ye look a roight poof. Betta watch where ye travel wit' tha' thing, 'else a ned might try an' buy ye for a quid.

This is how I imagine them

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scott bitches are so hot

>tfw no aggressive scottish gf

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I want to get shitfaced with Shield-chan and bitch about life together.

Flower of scotland, last nights haggis, etc

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IT'S AN HE

>Ohmori
NOPE

>game is literally what the 3DS games should have looked like from the very beginning, literally just ported to the Switch due to time constraints
>all the old Pokemon being shown, instead of new ones; meaning that we'll get a garbage Pokedex again of 50~ instead of the usual 100+. People would have more confidence and hype if they've shown a mix of the old and new.
>literally cutscenes galore again
>they've obviously cut out the good features from other Pokemon games again

Looks like I'll be playing on an emulator later this year, no way I'm shelling out $300 for this trash. It's okay though since I played RSE on emulators until I bought a GBA AGS-101 solely for Firered and I stuck with No$GBA until the DS Lite showed up.

>him

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youtube.com/watch?v=yuOzZ7dnPNU

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So has anyone made this with Shield-chan yet?

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vocaroo.com/i/s0E8KY6Q02pb

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ITALIA
youtube.com/watch?v=lpvT-Fciu-4

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Where the fanart of Shield-chan going MINGE with Nia?

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i wish the music didn't turn to shit
songs themselves aren't even that bad but the instruments sound so weak and empty compared to early gens

god bless whoever made this, made my fucking day

Well, the nordic countries could be cool. Nice aesthetic, comfy sweaters
AURORA BOREALIS

This "americans writing things in a terribly unfunny fake british accent" meme is so cringe it's genuinely making me consider wasting less time on the internet.

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>expecting pokefags to play kinoblade

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Xenoblade 2 was just Pokemon with mostly sexy girls instead of monsters.

I'm glad yanks are finally learning we're not all A) cockneys or B) posh

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and that's a good thing

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This post makes zero sense but nice song anyway.

I want a side quest where we turn a rambunctious, tomboyish gardevoir into a fine english lady. Preferably with a song.

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Think of It this way
If people took more literally the New Testament, the crusades would probably never happen
But when people take more literally the Quran heads roll, trucks of peace go around cities and fags are thrown out of the window

ITS A FUKIN EMU

UK will be the new meme. Watch_Dogs 3 is set in London too which is likely this year.

Xenoblade 2 is what completely destroyed Pokémon for me. I was still buying the games even after XY let me down horribly, but seeing a gutted team with about as much time and far fewer resources make a game that completely blew all of Game Freak's "efforts" out of the water in just about every conceivable way convinced me to drop Pokémon permanently.

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tfw no ginger witch gf

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no way

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jesus chroist

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>new set of unknown based on clicks and whistles

Im down

>I've never seen Yea Forums revel in mocking Germans with the New Years Rapes, or circlejerking over how parts of Paris resemble Algeria.
>Implying they aren't also mocked, along with Sweden

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I would forgive a lorry pokemon if they brought back pokemon attacking trainers

>one is red, one is blue and one is green
woaaaah

For me, it was Monster Hunter Stories what destroyed pokemon.

>SHAD

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What in the goddamn

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hahahaha i want to fuck those drawn children and animals too

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>ate digimons
omega fegget

>Missing the point of the photo entirely
Based retard.

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ROMANIA

NO STOP

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There are all kinds of grooming cases, the most fucked up being where the police have protected the groomers from parents trying to rescue their children and "crack down on hatespeech" against these people. It's madness and you're a damn shill.

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>amerifats actually think this
holy fuck you're all a bunch of soft cunts

Australia or Russia would be great.

Fuck italy.

Yes but will the game feature lesbomancy?

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You're getting more euroshit for the next 10 generations and you're gonna like it

Why would a Scottish girl speak like an English chav

can't see much of a difference

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>And no, there is not evidence that there is a 'grooming gang' in every English city, yes such groups do exist in several countries, but I've not seen evidence that they're excessively prevalent in England.
U wot m8

Because nobody cares about boring Sword-kun.

Blows my mind people actually get excited to play new pokemon games. Just wait for people to hack them and play infinitely superior versions with actual challenge and more content

#1 thing that should be considered for pokemon regions should be animals as far as I'm concerned.

Personally want Australia first but then getting shit like an actual GOOD lion pokemon or a water elephant starter would be sick.

Is the fire starter also a fighting type?

Why are Scots trying to make an early powerplay to claim Shield-chan for their own when she's not hairy or disgusting?

but what do they think about romania

I mean it's related to what the guy I linked too was on about

>the same 3 images are being posted over and over and over
I guess I shouldn't expect anything more
I'll come back to these Shield-chan threads in a month or two

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I refuse to believe this

She can't be English if she's white and Wales/NI don't exist in Galar so it's simple elimination. Then there's the obvious stuff like wearing fucking tartan socks

>bandage on foot
for what porpoise

youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4
That's clearly Strayan.

I love Pokemon more than most people and have bought every game including spinoffs other that LGPE, but if you haven't realized GameFreak are a bunch of incompetent hacks you're probably retarded. Expect garbage that way you won't be disappointed. Its what I had to learn to do.

I don't think they even know what a romania is

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The clothes and starting in the northern region. Calm down William.

If you live anywhere but a city in England you will never see a non-white person once. Just because she's white doesn't mean she isn't British. She probably is Scot anyway.

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>Tam o' shanter and tartan socks
>Not Scottish

să mă sugeți

I think electric

Pretty sure runners do that shit, it's sports tape or something.

Took me a solid minute to figure out what the fuck that second sentence meant.

So, what are we fighting against this time?
Team IRA? Team Shamrock, Team Stonehenge?

SHOVE IT IN ME GASH

>cute girl
>jocks trying to appropriate her as their own
Yikes.

>b-but tartan socks!!
Oh shit I wore a beret, guess I'm French now.

Wool cardigan as well has a very Scottish village cutie vibe to it (Scotland is pretty famous for textiles)

OH NONONO NO PFFFTT HAHAHAHAHA NINTENBABS BTFO HAHAHAHAHA NOOO

>tan o shanter
>Wool cardigan instead of a hijab
>tartan socks
>Southern Galar is clearly Scotland
Just take the L engpakis

You're just gay, user.

you're such a fucking faggot, dude. Jesus christ

Nah mate it's this youtu.be/awfKesorGyo
Also careful with that link, it's an antique

But where's the haggis?

Does it mean you'll have to unlock every bits of gameplay by buying loicenses?

There will be a haggismon in one of the first areas.

>english can't be white
............

Has anyone drawn a Kill Mime yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=PzKo1JPNf4s

I'm going to sniff this britbong's cute smelly feet!

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No, because NoA is going to localize it and ruin the potential

The rival gangs are different for every town/city, they're just supporters of the local football club. If you wear a rival team's colour on a Saturday you are 50% more likely to encounter the new mechanic introduced: pub brawls.

Shield-chan belongs to the empire

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>This triggers the Australian

I saw a theory that they aren't bandages, but heating pads, which would also tie into the clear soccer player theme, play into the fire typing and be the sources of it's fire.powers like how it ran and made fire.

how to tell when someone is an American
>they think every accent in the UK (which they mistake as England) is cockney, whilst thats only one accent in one part of one city which is dying out

Mongolia

>australians lose a war against emus
>meanwhile daft cunts in britian keep them as pets

Trucks of peace are a Kalos specialty m8.

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>invaders mixing genes
Not the fucking muslims m8, maybe some of the blacks.

This happened to me, my dog chewed my GBA with my Pokemon Fire Red in it and I lost my shiney Pidgeot I'd had since Gold

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She’s from Hoenn tho’

what tag am i supposed to look up when looking for images of shield chan on boorus
just pokemon?

wat, you cant transfer mons from gold

The muslims have employed the same tactic for decades. Move in, fuck like rabbits, and eventually one of them gets a position of power and then the whole thing snowballs. It happened to Iran, it's happening again. Islam is a disgusting, violent belief system that unquestionably believes that any non muslim should be killed or converted with no inbetween. The religion tells its followers to do this. Every muslim needs to die so that the rest of civilized society may live.

Japs freaking love Mexico.

This lad gets it. Take ye sheep shagging cat and go.

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It's not just Americans who think this you obsessed cunt.

Pokémon has its own entire board fuck off shitcunt

uhoh

I had a Shiney pidgeot that was with me through several games, I had Ruby, Emerald and Fire Red and I'd restart the games and transfer it onto them when I could so I can't remember which game it came from, I just guessed the oldest game I owned that had shiny Pokemon

Are the paki rape gangs featured?

>ALL THE STARTERS CONFIRMED TO BE PART FIGHTING!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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*asian rape gangs

*tanned gentlemen

>most chars aren't brown
UK is 87% white though
>no trucks that spontaneously appear to run you over
>no random acid attacks
Oh you're describing London, silly me.

*Sandniggers

stick kettle on an mak us a brew duck

we don't tolerate racism on 4channel please delete this

Fucking beautiful. We need more edits of irl shit like this.

>Australian Casualties: Their Pride

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It's not racist to call a rat a rat

If we get this much good OC from UK, imagine if we actually got that Australia region for the next gen.

Do you know where Pakistan is, user?

in asia

what is the source of this image?

Scottish is real you dumb fuck.

You know how much of a newfag retard you are? If some Pokemon setting are related to the places you mentioned you bet it be memed to hell by /int/, /pol/ and /bant/ lads easily.

youtube.com/watch?v=PH1EMovqEJY

Europe is a boring continent. Not as boring as South America, but being set in the UK is a hype-killer for me.

Dude, it made news even here in Germany. Im not sure what kind of person you would have to be to say that this is "normal".
And there is difference between Islam and Christianity. Islam allows Polygamy, allows slave-trade. It's completely incompatible with Jesus teachings or the modern Western values. I work with three Turks, cool dudes, but please fucking educate yourself, holy fuck.

It's more likely than you think

TIS THRED IS AGITATIN ME THAT 'OW AGITATED I AM FOKIN POKEY MAN MEHT

>abos are in the game
>they're fighting dark types instead of trainers

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I remember when I was kid and used to watch this Scottish show about kids in Australia getting abducted by aliens. The accents were fucking brutal. Dunno who thought it was a great idea to air that show in Africa.

The fact this nails Suigmori's old style makes it that much better

You niggas at least beat the shit out of the dog, right?

i love this mother fucker. Also, what happened to his twitter?

They're usually just extremely wrong, usually a basardised version of a lower class London accent crossed with Irish for some reason.

I watched a lot of Come Dine With Me when I was a NEET.

Redpilled post

Jeopardy was kino

"expay shaer" isn't even remotely decent scots.
fucking yanks.

you daft cunt

It's almost like there's entire ocean between America and Britain

And yet no other country seems to mess up accents and geography anywhere nearly as badly and said country is question is known for it's meme tier education. Strange.

>The person who even made the original tweet isn't even an America
Rent Free

Are you telling me America doesn't have accent class? Poor bastards

What?

It's Americans who made the meme popular, and as a result it's their fault.

yeah I loved it. fuckers never aired the whole thing so I never finished it.

>Are you telling me America doesn't have accent class?
Mate their english class is dysfunctional enough as is, I don't think they could handle anything else.

Why would you be proud of being stupid?

SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US!

why do americans make fun of UK english? don't they know it's the traditional way of speaking the language, thus, the proper way?

you can find it on youtube iirc, don't bother past s1 though.
it devolves into the same crap LOST did

BASED

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Why do Brits skip entire syllables in words?

holy fuck I'm creasing

Why would you be proud of knowing the ins and outs of an accent that you'll never encounter in day to day life?

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Yes, because everyone knows that "t" is pronounced as "ch".

because it's funny lol

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I hope this exposes the world to the scouse accent, but it won't because there won't be any voice acting.

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>Scots
>Scouse
Fuck off mate you ain't got a clue what you're talking about.

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I tend not to be loud, obnoxious and arrogant on things i know nothing about i suppose thats the difference between mutts and everyone else

>En taym a wunt it dey or neyt
In time I want it day or night?
What the fuck?

You know there are some people in the UK who don't have a Scottish accent right?

>Vikings
>Ireland
>France
>Germany
>USA
>the EU

Britain has so many enemies, who will be the evil team?

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It's "any", not "in".

It's scottish you fucking retard

Yeah, but Tate-chan is being memed with jock slang not scouse.

What if the other MC is going to be your rival like what they did in R/S/E?

They're making jokes, they're not pretending to be experts. I know you Brits can't handle banter and lose your shit the moment you see anything vaguely American from the shame of having a colony outperform your backwater country, but you can learn to laugh at jokes.

This always happens with a new region though. You’re not getting anything done by trying to defend your country from shitposting on some anonymous Mongolian Cavepainting forum. All of this should just be sliding off you like an Otter off the bank anyway, the Brits are known for stoicism.

What is this parodying?

Romans

I wasn’t at first but these memes have warmed me up to the idea. Just hope it’s not another X/Y

Bases
>le snoyboy, amirite (do i fit in yet?)
Even if you're retarded, it is easy to see that Pokemon is a shit fucking series and among Nintendo's worse IPs. What's that, take the game to next level and finally make it feel like a home console JRPG? Nah, fuck off, have some more mobile shit in HD

>team tera
>fight the whole planet
SUN NEVER SETS

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youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

ah ok

youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

I'm not saying she's going to be scouse, I don't know how you read that from my post. If we're going through the UK we should see at least a few accents. Although like I said in reality we probably won't get any VA.

>they're not pretending to be experts
You'd be surprised
>I know you Brits can't handle banter
pfhahahaha good one m8, everyone knows mutts flip their shit at the slighest cheeky comment.
>from the shame of having a colony outperform your backwater country
>American education
Enjoy your corporate dystopia wage slave muttling. Remember to consume more for your overlords! Image related, it's you.

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>I hope this exposes the world to the scouse accent
Why would you wish this upon people.
>Everywhere else
Shirt
>Liverpool
SHYUURRRTT *gets crushed by guard railing*

>Blocked in my country, the UK
Ironic

seething

Yes, yes you are

>I was like 13 and didn't really care about that at the time.
Lol what a fag, bet your dad loved your ass you fucking faggot.

I know you are but what am I

I'll have you know it's more like "she-irt".

Ah sorry misread your post mate, still my mum's from liverpool and I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone.

Gotta get all those gym badges somehow, man

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Except you play as a paki and the pokemon are the little girls

I'm sorry I didn't know that every other consonant was just a glottal stop.

Shouldn't you be boasting to me about your 25% Irish heritage or something?

Imagine seeing this and thinking "i should start a flamewar over meaningless bullshit immediately"

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>Anons in this thread don't know what a Scottish accent is
You got to be fucking joking.

Gold, absolutely gold

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God you're fucking stupid, even children know to stop responding after "I know you are but what am I" gets thrown out.

>anglos discussing their shitty accents
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

But scouse is the pinnacle of northern accents. It's as far as possible from that posh shite from the south while still being understandable to anyone but Americans.

Taking inspirations from the real-world is not the problem. The problem is that their interpretation is boring/sterile.

Canada, since it covers the full range of biomes in a pokegame, and has the myths of natives and settlers from Kalos and galaar to work with.

Australia is also a great choice.

>scouse
>Understandable
I'm from Lancashire and I barley understand you cunts.

>WAA YOU DIDN'T RESPOND THE WAY I WANTED YOU TO
Also it's strange being called stupid by someone who was earlier proud of not knowing anything. That hubris i mentioned earlier is showing i guess.

That what makes it shit, it's the uncanny valley of accents because it's intelligible to us southerners. As long as we don't get any sheep shaggers we should be good.

Thanks.

>Africa
>India
>China
>Ottomans

Flamewars have never had any meaning

I wasn't the fellow you've been responding to. I'm from Inverness. Have a walk, you're mad as hell.

>UK is 87% white though
Damn, that colonialism.

British english is just the cursive of english.

>LOL U MAD
Did i just walk into reddit circa 2010?

Don't gotta understand the language to know what we mean luckily. Everyone understands "You fancy a maccies la?"

Personally I can't wait for Welsh to be the new Unown language, with people putting hundreds of hours into trying to understand it before giving up and realising there's a reason it's a dying language.

Just got called a racist in the pokemart lads.

Egypt

>game based on the British Isles and immediately scots and english at eachothers throats.

I think we should just be happy we're getting this much positive attention. Although she definitely seems Scottish.

Much love, south.

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What for lad?

I was being racist.

It's all in good fun

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Leo, he mad

E'SPLAAANE IT TO EM, FRAD

In the pokemart?

Hope we get to fight some punk trainers

how much do brits actually like tea? is it just a meme?

He's an asshole!

What would Theresa May's Pokemon be?

yeah it was in the pokemart.

OH FUCK
UK REGION
GONNA SEE THIS MUTHERFUCKER WALK'N OUT OF A PHONE BOOTH AT SOME POINT IN THE GAME
CALL'N IT NOW

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Kno t'aint much but it adzup dunnit?

I drink 2-3 cups a day. I started drinking it when I was around 10 or 11.
Most people like tea, but don't drink it nearly as often as 2-3 a day.

damn scots ruined scotland

Wot if aussie continent but there is no evil team and instead it’s a flock of doduos and dodrios destroying everything in their path.

It's hard to write in a way that simulates having shite teeth. Scottish is easier.

No stupid. The traditional and proper way is Old English. Plus it's just banter anyway.

Russia

>it's the traditional way of speaking the language

Isn't it the exact opposite? American English (sans some intentional misspellings to be contrarian) is actually closer to more traditional English and it's UK English that changed over time?

There won't be a UK anymore when this comes out

What a cuck mentality. Where from Europastan are you from?

Neil Lennon to be a gym leader.

Do you think Ireland will get reunited?

Sorted mate

The UK is a shithole and the country is overall very ugly with shitty architecture, rainy and dirty.

I would unironically prefer Russia region. Japs loves Harry Potter.

Pokeballs cost ₱3000

As obsessed with tea as they are with America. Literally the day in the life of a Brit goes by

>wake up
>drink tea
>think about what Americans are doing
>God Save The Queen
>drink more tea
>complain about Americans
>drink more tea
>make fun of Americans
>drink more tea
>Oi it b 7 BONG
>God Save the Queen (again)
>Complain about Americans
>drink bedtime tea
>go 2 bed

I would know, I saw some dudes who knew some Brits a while back

Gen 5 had the best games and region
>Non linear especially in sequels
>Hard mode ideal for nuzlocke
>Plenty of varried new mons sparking that genwun feeling

It was great
Hoenn second

Britain is so americanized that this region could might as well be American.

Brits knows more about America than their own country.

do people actually find this shit funny?

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Don't forget
>mention they are not Europeans
>Say they want out of the european union but have no real arguments for why and how they will solve the problems.

>Scots, Irish and Welsh are so cucked their languages and culture are gone and they are basically fully english without waiting to admit it

lol

>this denial of reality

hey if it helps you sleep at night i guess

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I'm fucking dead

So who's going to be the villains? Team Islam?

team prohibition on alcohol

>Professor shajara

I will laugh hard when it's announced.

probably the IRA

Wot if the evil team is actually a group trying to split off from Galas and be their own country?

There are more americans than brits in the world.

American english is the correct english while No one learns british english when speaking english. The UK is tiny shithole that follows what we say.

youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
This new battle theme is pretty rad

>Team islam
>the villian

More like will be elite four. Kek

I canny wait for independence to watch England burn itself into obscurity to pompous, entitled wee cunts.

>Russia
>Not a shithole

I take it you've never been to Russia.

This. I'm american, but I have to admit this shit is so fucking stupid and I feel second hand embarrassment every time I see someone type that shit out, thinking they're funny.

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amazing

LE MINGE XDD

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Any Pokemon can learn Acid though

I'm Scottish and this is fucking embarrassing.

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>Blocked in Ireland

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Typically yes if you're not a fat sheltered neck beard who spends all day sulking at their computer desk.

I'm Scottish and I think it's funny

The generations waifumon needs to be a sheep please game freak we need this.

So much this. The damage control for the Fallout 76 of Pokemon is fucking real.

So much based and redpilled in one post. These threads are covert shilling.

This! It's so.....reddit cringe.

I'm British and I recognize a Limmy sketch when I see one
youtube.com/watch?v=5qyYg_bfrlw

Iceland

youtube.com/watch?v=0FiYAU-wkGk

youtube.com/watch?v=Ndmd9jZL_Qs

If you don't know these two BANGERS word for word then you need to fuck off back to whatever shithole country you came from honestly lads

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Pokemon Stocks & Pokemon Bonds
Isreal

Choochter detected.

Kell Mr. Mime

I like that thighs seems to be her unofficial speciality.

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fuck off sassenach

is name's Wodders, no Worraz
youtube.com/watch?v=R4CIqDCsHtI

Elite 4 theme:

youtu.be/scNLfr1EP08

Don't fuckin' sassenach me ya wee fanny or I'll kick ye in sassenads.

Cant wait ill name my character as mustafa bin laden

and with that, we've reached the point where you can't even criticize game freak's shovelware without a bunch of "SNOY!!! SNOY!!! AM I FITTING IN YET? HAHA SNOY!!!" replies. the switch is the most cancerous console ever made due to all the fanboys it's spawned.

Projecting, especially as hard as you are doing right now, isn't going to help you or your shit taste in """""""""""humor""""""""""". Misspelling every word in your sentence to the point where it couldn't possibly even sound like the accent you're trying to imitate and then slapping it onto a screenshot of [insert scottish or english pop culture] is not fucking funny, it's beyond stupid, and not even stupid in a funny way. It's just god damn cringy.

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MY NADS ARE FULL ALBAN

Isn't there a lizard that can shoot blood from it's eyes

>that image
>this post
Now this is some top seething.

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>inbred bong talking down to his american overlords

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>asp mind

Gonna look forward to seeing all the gymleader

it's literally a modified tweet from an actual scottish person with the word "baby" replaced with pokemon, this is how they fucking write and type