Ashley >You're a shitty skinny dick who's only loved by westerners >With a personality flatter than Lucina, oh that chest of hers >You fucking lanky ass cunt, I'd rather have the kong >After we're done fighting, let me...uh...suck on your dong >Just kidding little nigga, I wouldn't choke on your stick >Unlike most girls my age, I ain't out here sucking dick >You're purple! I'll cast a spell to give you a perpetual purple nurple >Let me break your bones in half, uh oh, you're crippled!
Waluigi >Ay, you a dumb cunt (ooh) >I licked your moms cunt (ooh) >I'm a cheater (ooh) >Faster than a cheetah (ooh) >Cookin up dope with Luigi (ooh) >Then I fuck Princess Peachy (ooh) >I take molly and stop (ooh) >I'm gonna make this loli pop (ooh)
Ultimate is a port for retards that is shit the only way you'd play is if you're autistic every single post fags make about it cringe but I just rolled a 5 so you better check this
*rolls up onto stage in wheelchair and wearing a helmet and shits pants*
yoooo oy oyyo yo yo smash ultimate yo yo yoyoyo kirby yoy yoo yo i have autism yoyo yo yo yo yo yo i have autism yo yoyo smash ultimate i have autism yo yo yo yo smash yo ultimate yo i have yo autism yo yo i got smash ultimate by birthday yo yo i had autism my whole life yo yo yo yo yo smash ultimate smash ultimate all i can think about is smash ultimate all day i have autism yo smash ultimate yo i wish i had a smash ultimate coloring book yo yo santa can i have smash ultimate dlc yo yo i have AUTISM
OP IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT HIS DICK IS TINYER THAN A NEW BORN MAGGOT HE THOUGHT HIS POST WAS CLEVER WAS CLEVER AND WITTY BUT ACTUALLY HIS POST WAS REALLY SHITTY THE ONLY ONE NIGHT STAND WAS WITH HIS LEFT HAND IN FACT HIS BIRTH WASNT EVEN PLANNED.
Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.
The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.
They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.
Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.
The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.
