Your favorite game

Etrian Odyssey IV.
The only reason we dont have a child is because I dont want to pop a boner when they start becoming cute

STALKER: Shadows of Chernobyl
During sex I sometimes fantasize us switching bodies

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Castlevania: Bloodlines.
When I start dating someone, I like snooping through their laundry pile. I'm a fan of licking their panties. I sometimes even jerk off in them.
I accidentally licked shit this way before and I deeply regret it.

Persona 3
...

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Cmon user, you can think of something

banjo tooie
i love shemales more than any woman

Solo, it was actually megaman. I was a 90s kid, with older brothers, and played the original nes games even when the X series was out. I unironically think 9 was one of the best things they did with the series.

Competitively, i always loved street fighter, if there is someone that actually knows how to play. (I havent attended a tourney since V came out. Ehhh.)

Finally, guiltily... Gears 2, maybe 3... if I had a buddy to play with, and an actual community that still played. Those were the days.

Metroid Zero Mission
I've been a scalie since I was 13.

EarthBound.
I cope by missing out on sex during adolescence that I ERP with much older women. I also have no way of guaranteeing that they're women and I don't care.

Crazy taxi (arcade version) or Simpsons Hit and Run.
i've always wanted someone to dress up as cotton candy cookie so i can first snuggle up close to them on the couch, eventually getting to the bedroom to cuddle up under the covers, the i'd fuck them passionately and lovingly, lights down low, spooning position, staring into their eyes and kissing them once i cum inside, and after we finish, both of us would deeply make out, sleeping together soon after, our arms wrapped around one another, our noses touching.

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Probably Mega Man X.
My girlfriend at the time had a cat who was super sweet to everyone but an absolute asshole to me and I ended up strangling the poor thing to death after it came at me. I curled her up under the bed for my gf to find a couple days later.

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Different game, same message

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Do they have to be cotton candy cookie for this?
Will being black and having pink hair suffice?

What the fuck is wrong with you

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Super FUCKING Metroid
Jesus Christ bro I love you but you are hilariously incompetent in any real world skills and I have no idea how or why you plan to own and maintain rental properties when you can't even cook your own meals on a regular basis

Mega Man X
I use to jack off using my co-worker's sweater she would always leave behind in booth. She had the nicest titties.

This sounds like something you should tell him, and soon.
Dont let him hurt himself, make sure he is prepared for any venture he wants to undertake

most likely going full cotton-candy cookie mode really.
though if she was real, i wouldn't be on here for very long really.

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Idk, Chrono Trigger, FFV, Megaman 3, Sonic 3 & Knuckles, probably something like that. Hard to pick just one.
Jesus Christ, this place is full of some horrible humans judging from last thread, so now I don't feel so bad about mine.
I can't stop watching porn and jerking it, even though I'm married. My wife has a busier schedule than me and a less active sex drive, so I'm afraid that she won't want to help out if I feel horny every night or even every other night. The thing is, I WANT to jerk it to her, but she (understandably) does not want me to take lewd pics or videos of her. Our sex life isn't exactly the spiciest, either. She has always refused oral sex (both giving and receiving), and refuses to let my cum touch her at all. The only time I ever finished and it got on her was when she gave me a handy and I grabbed her hand and wouldn't let her let go.
Not that I'm totally unsatisfied, mind you. I enjoy that she lets me indulge in other things I really like. I just feel like I want more, and I'm ashamed that I always find myself turning to porn instead of talking to her about it.

Mother 3.
I really fucking love macro furry porn.

holy fucking shit user, take that to the fucking grave.

You should talk to her about it. Being sexually unfullfilled in a relationship is suffering, and you both have to make sacrifices for each other. If it is too much, maybe she isnt the one for you. But if she is, she will oblige you. At least every once in a while, if you do something she also likes.

Closest as in location or relationship?

You are horrible

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Pick what applies to you the most

God I hope her boyfriend strangles you with a rope just for the irony

Ghost Trick
I blindfolded my little sister and made her touch my dick when she was around 9 and I was a horny teen. I'm not proud of it but I don't feel particularly guilty about it, either.

Honestly you're both retarded, especially her if she fell for that shit at the age of nine

My girlfriend lets me do anything I want outside of anal. She even does some light cosplaying. I still have an unhealthy obsession with jacking off to porn. The worst part is that it isn't even live shit. It's strictly hentai or doujins of fictional characters. I need help.

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Currently? Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

I don't tell my mother most things since I have to live here. I tell my fuck buddies (2 of them) just about anything, which sometimes makes them pissed off at me since women can't handle the banter. I've only had one steady fuck buddy, but she moved to a different city and we don't meet up that often anymore. In case you're wondering, I do have a big dick. You can be quasi-Chad while NEET if you look good naked.

Sonic adventure 2
I think about killing myself every day, but my best friend has a super happy life so I don't bring it up

Dude, I'm the macro furry guy and even I think this is fucked. What is wrong with you?

Super Mario sunshine
In middle school a kid dropped around 50 dollars I thought about giving it back but decided not to
Later on in the day I saw him crying in the principles office and felt really guilty still didn't return it

>people unironically care this much about a cat

S O Y

You have a healthy sex drive that your girlfriend cant fully satisfy. Thats completely natural for some men. If your girlfriend finds issue with this, she has to understand that you have needs as well, and if she cant fulfill them, you will find other methods to do so. At least you're not cheating on her.

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go back

Tell him about it. Tell SOMEONE about it. Don't struggle alone, user. Seek getting a therapist, or fuck, anyone to help you cope.

based electionfag retard

this shit happened to someone in my class around elementary school, but it was 100 dollars

The absolute best part of this post is your "mfw" caption is fucking cropped hentai.

>Communist
>Also gay
Checks out

I want to have sex with "that kind" of girl, just once. I want to disperse the taboo so I'm no longer lusting for the chance to burst my seed in fresh flowers every second of the day. I want to prove to myself thats its all in my head, and if I actually do it, I wont want to anymore. Please god, just once. You dont even have to shield me from the consequences. I just want to indulge one time, I dont care if I die afterwards.

I would love for that to be the case but she caught me jacking off once and was incredibly upset. She lets me take videos of us and take lewd pictures of her cosplaying, but I always go back to the drawn stuff or SFM shit.
Here's the kicker. A good chunk of the stuff I jerk it to are short haired blonde girls. I literally jerk off to fictional characters that match her description. I don't fucking know why I do this.

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spongebob squarepants: battle for bikini bottom
the fact im a furry fatfag and that i wish i was fat irl

metroid prime 2
Im so much happier when im wasted. people at bars are usually very nice to me and I just cut loose and let out all of my positivity
but when Im awake I avoid socializing because I feel so hated and isolated. I always pick up numbers at the bar and the next day,
I can't think of anything to say besides "did you get home safe...alright cool"

Take the reply user's advice and move the fuck on, there's no reason to feel guilty for jacking off

You need to talk with her about it. Explain to her why you were doing that stuff, and that you're still thinking about how it affected her to this day.

I've seen relationships fall apart on less important disagreements

>not caring for a cat like it was your blood and soul
You are disgusting

Kys now.

The World Ends With You
I don’t think I’ll ever feel love the same way after he left me. I know I should move on. And mentally I have. I’ve dated more people. I’ve been in other, longer relationships. But my heart won’t let go. I miss you, L.

Half-Life 2
Giantess vore. I haven't told anyone, not even my gf of four years. I have no idea how I could possibly start defending let alone explaining it

Dude, you were jacking off, if she's upset by this, then tell her you want to fuck her more.
I mean, you already fuck, its not like its a new concept. If she cant, she has to accept that you have a high libido.

Donkey Kong Country platformers

The only reason why I'm still alive today is because I didn't want my mom dealing with the sadness of her child killing himself.
Doing better now, but if those dark moments return and my mom is not alive anymore, I would not hesitate to end it all.

Why are people so fucked in the head

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Me too, user. I don't know why we were cursed this way, but if this is what God wants us to do, I will take the plunge. Just give me an opportunity to do so.

GTA:SA
I wish I'm good enough for you. I just want you to love me.

Unironically Minecraft
I have a crossdressing fetish

Were living the Age of Information, think about the massive amounts of abnormal shit that happened in the past

Mother 3
This isn’t that bad, but I lied to my professor about a mental disability impeading classwork for a free pass to turn in work whenever the fuck I want. I faked ADHD years ago to get addy and now I got the same doctor to give me a note that literally said “let him turn in work late due to his mental disability.” There’s no fucking disability lmao, I’m just a lazy shit. I’m about to graduate and I’ve been doing this for 5 fucking years and the best part is no one can stop me. I know in the workforce this won’t fly but the only reason I do it for Uni is because the workload is fucking ridiculous and I just want to be able to actually have free time.

You faggots sound commited to some fucked up shit and the only advice I can give is to not be fucking Idiots or suffer the consequences.

That didn't answer my question, you're literally just giving the excuse that "dude people were fucked long before the modern age"

Seek help before you do something you'll regret

>wife
>doesn’t want you to take lewd pics of her
>doesn’t do oral
>won’t let your cum touch her
The fuck kinda wife is that. This sounds word for word like the early lines of one of those cuck posts.

People are fucked in the head because not even Nature/God/Ayylmaos are perfect and the Primate sex drive is unusally high for an animal, so much so that it seeps into our every day lives and interacts with parts of the brain it shouldnt, or should depending on your perspective.

I did the same thing but with my pet rat instead minus the gf

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What do you mean “that kind”?

you are a champion among men
you are smart enough to bend the rules and get away with it

There is no help for this, user. None that would be given willingly by any decent person. And I accept that fact.

Xenoblade Chronicles
I love you and I have been loving you for the past 3 years, but I was too much of a pussy to confess back then and now I feel like it’d be awkward to confess and possibly ruin a good friendship.

Megaman Zero 3 (all four are really fun but 3 is on a whole 'nother level)

|| I have teaching feeling installed on my pc and have played it for like an hour, though I only did cuz I was testing a friend's mod. This normally wouldn't be anything special, but I always shit on my closest friends for liking visual novels and swear that it is the single worst genre of any media, past present and future. I still do, but now I feel like a fraud and a hypocrite. It is the biggest skeleton in my closet and it the source of my weakness and hesitation and greatest regret. ||

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Zelda II
That I don't feel anything. There are times when I feel like I'm supposed to feel emotion and I just don't. I don't feel anything.

God you're pathetic, unironically seek professional help.

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oh wait i just realized
it’s 3 in the morning, okay? my brain is off duty right now

team fortress 2
my right nipple is bigger than the left one and sometimes when i'm in the bathroom i check my nipples out to see if they are similar in size or not

Do it man. Awkward or not, if she truly is a good friend, your relationship will either evolve or it will not be ruined.
Either way, if the friendship ends there, it wasnt worth keeping.

My nipples look like Milk Duds!

I did the same, but with autism. It’s so good to be the only one of my friends to actually have free time, although it does get lonely once in a while.

user I dont think you get it, these people exist because there is no professional help for them, only the looney Bin and prison, which is enough of an incentive for them to hide it and hold it in until they cant any longer

I'm in the same boat as you

Pokemon Platinum
The only reason I want to remain tethered to this earth is because of you. I don't care about my close family enough to actually give a damn about how they'd feel if I finally ended it all.
I hate this world, but my overwhelming platonic love for you makes the suffering worth it. I'm sorry that I probably won't live to see 2020.

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That’s a lot of nuts!

You're one to talk!

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Team Fortress 2.
I’m bisexual but I’ll never admit it to anyone or act on it outside of playing with a dildo.

Sometimes I feel guilty about it but eh.
I’ll admit I have strong depressive episodes commonly, but trying to tell someone you need an extension because you laid in bed staring at a wall for 5 hours is pretty dumb, but ADHD is more believable. So while I have more free time a lot of it is spent just laying in bed trying to convince myself to not kill myself.

Maybe I just don't want to "get it", the universe is so vicarious

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Yknow, I never did understand why criminals do the things they do. Its so obvious from the viewpoint of a passersby that you could have just not committed a crime. After all, its easier to do nothing than it is to do something drastic. But now, I think I can sort of understand the viewpoint of the criminal, and why he does the things he does. Why he needs to do the things he does, lest he go insane. Perhaps he is already insane.

SMT: Nocturne
The first time I jerked off was from thinking about vore.

I wipe my ass standing up, it's how I thought you were suppose to do it.

I am well aware that I'll sound edgy as fuck but sometimes I feel that if given the choice to kill all humanity I would.

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Same except I'm open about it online with strangers and I would be willing to suck some fresh dick on the down low if the opportunity presented itself.

Holy shit shut the fuck up and think like a normal human being for once, I am genuinely worried for the people around you

What’s the point in wiping out humanity? Sure, we’re destroying this planet, but if we get wiped out, some other form of intelligent life will eventually develop to pick up where we left off anyways

You can wipe while sitting????? I’ve always stood up. Wiping while sitting makes no sense to me.

user you've been playing too many chaos (+ the White) routes, why dont you sit down and take the lawpill, let God do the thinking so you dont have to!

Sometimes I am just so disgusted by humans that I have to wonder if we should be allowed to continue. Knowing that such suffering and evil would be gone feels worth it at times to me.

I used to think it was how everyone did it but someone found out I did and I was told wiping while sitting gets more shit out of your ass. I still stand while I do it as trying to do it while sitting feels weird.

Are our base desires truly evil?
Is wanting to pleasure oneself with the taboo body of another really a crime? there are evil things in this world, but to judge them based on human standards is illogical and self destructive.

And what of the people who cause no suffering and do no evil?

>getting more shit out
>with toilet paper

If you’re not using wet wipes to finish you’re not getting it all out of your ass.

t. law pleb
You can't fool me

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huh, i thought my friend was the only one.

As i said, I know it's edgy and it's a feeling I only hold at instances, not constantly. I honestly hate my own nihilism and try to ignore it as much as possible.

just rinse your ass out with soap and water

I love you.

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Paper Mario 64
I think I'm crushing ultra hard on you and I wish it'd fuck off since I don't want a relationship like that with anyone

Except.
You do.

hey me too, there's really no point to though

>I want a relationship except I dont
Make up your damn mind

I really don't, I just want them to be my best friend.

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FF5
I've masturbated to children, like for 9 years regularly

But you have a crush on them. What do you want, really? You are telling two different stories here.

This isnt special anymore

not sure why more people don't do this, if you have normal access to running water it's really efficient especially if you're one of those types that takes showers after using the toilet regardless.

Metroid Prime

I'm a furfag

Touhou 10. I know it's not the best game of its series, but it's got SOUL.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about an ex of mine from almost a decade ago, I was absolutely horrible to her. I was in my mid teens at the time and she was of age, so I spent a long time trying to tell myself i was a dumb kid who didn't know better, but i was an absolute cunt and I'm still constantly plagued by guilt. I actually tried contacting her a few months ago and we talked for a bit and got along on amicable terms as friends, but dropped contact again because she couldn't not associate me with bad memories. So now I just do my thing and try to distract myself with work and video games. Thanks for reading my blogpost

>wants to wipe out humanity when he can’t wipe his ass properly
Reminder this is who you post with on this site.

Do you go out in suits and do degenerate things?
Or is it a fetish? How degenerate exactly are we talking here?

I'm just in it for the porn.

>I wipe my ass standing up, it's how I thought you were suppose to do it.
Isn’t that how you’re supposed to do it then?

>But you have a crush on them. What do you want, really? You are telling two different stories here.
Basically I have the feeling of crushing but I mentally really don't want it. Pretty simple to me.

MMBN2
Im into older women but my girlfriend is of similar age

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Just porn.

No, user, thats not how it works, if you have a crush, you like the idea of being closer to them, of being in a sort of relationship, but your autism prevents you from calling it as such.

A fellow user of culture.

I don't have any one specific favorite game, but I've been enjoying Crosscode lately. So far it's pretty good.
I pray every night for any god, alien, demon, entity, or fucking anything that might potentially hear me to bring me a husband. A monster/alien husband. A monster/alienn husband who could eat me. I've been ERPing since I was 13-14 and have been exposed to gay furry vore art before I even knew what a boner was. My sexuality and sense of romance is irreparably damaged and I can't develop any true kind of attraction to any humans I've met. I'd be perfectly fine with giving up my dick if I could just experience what it would feel like to hold hands with an alien/monster man, to be able to feel our wedding bands touching as our finger interlock. I just want to love and be loved and die that way. I can't even tell my therapist about this because every therapist I've tried going to is such a normalfag that I can't even imagine the looks and the judging I'd get. Every time his pen touches the paper while I'm lying straight to his face, I feel like vomiting.
This last New Years I cried myself to sleep because when the local fireworks started going off and their lights started shining through my bedroom window I started imagining a fight between me and a fictional husband. I was so tired I even hallucinated the sound of a door slamming.

Explorers of Sky
sometimes i write SFW_ fanfics i have zero intention of ever posting. I know it's really autistic.

Ultra Street Fighter 4
[spoilers] I don't want to have children but my wife does. I used to want to have kids, but after working in Children's Social Work for years, I don't. I tried to tell her and we got into a big argument about it. It kind of fizzled out and we haven't talked about it since. It's clearly unhealthy for us and I'm put off of having sex because I know she's not using protection, so we haven't had sex in like 8 months. [/spoilers]

>8 Months without sex
That isnt going to work
Cut your losses, if you really cant get over yourself to have kids

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there's no space between the spoilers. you're doing it wrong.

And dude, have kids. There will be no one to provide for you, or visit you when you're old if you don't have any. You want your genes to pass on, do you not? If so, have kids. It's the only way. Pray for a boy, they're easier to manage.

>having an unwanted kid
That's a good way to ruin your life for 18 years.

Pokemon Heart Gold
Ever since I was a kid I sat on the toilet facing the tank and would hold my ass cheeks open with my hands while I poop. I still do it.

Your relationship is over, son. That's one thing that a couple can't disagree on and last.

Katamari Damacy
The more time we spend apart the more I realise I don't like you very much and I'm just scared of being alone

.flow
I don't think it's going to work out between us. I honestly fucking don't, we're distancing from one another more and more. The way we treat eachother when we're pissed is the absolute worst, and if we're not pissed, we're ignoring eachother.
On a more general note, I think I finally realized after the only other romantic relationship in my life being a tranny in highschool, I don't think I'm actually gay. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have made my entire identity built around that fact. Oops.

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Sonic Mania
I've lived a sheltered life and feel as if it made me incompetent with my social skills and anything involving fixing things

It’s inconvenient. Tempted to buy a bidet though.

RuneScape
I've recently became an incel. I hold no desire to have any intellectual conversation with a female (specifically americans). I play with women's feelings and act like the sweetest guy only for them to sexually satisfy my needs. To me, women are mere tools.

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?

I really hate assholish cats, but you really got carried away lol

this is me but weve been friends for 9 years now though I only fell for her 3 years ago too

Kingdom Hearts 2: Final Mix
I don't really have any skeletons, the closest thing is that I'm bi and no one knows, but I wouldn't keep it a secret if I started dating a guy. I'm just keeping it a secret in case it never needs to come out. Though, I do worry about what some of them would think of me.

Fallout 2
every day I feel myself slipping further and further into delirium. i miss being able to think.

>I feel that if given the choice to kill all humanity I would.
Its better to kill all life. But it would happen all over again so maybe the entire universe would be a reasonable goal

Crash Bandicoot 2
______ _______ ___ _______ The Game___ _____ _ ____

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Never thought about a favorite, but maybe Pokemon Soul Silver.

I feel like a useless piece of shit, inferior to everyone i am supposed to compete with. I can’t even keep up with my tasks even though i have the ability to do it. Help me get out of this, please

Ocarina of Time.
It's been two years since my ex and I broke up and I still feel horrible about it. I knew her for 10 years before she confessed her love to me in 2017. Because of her religion and background, we couldn't date or get married. She was the only girl I ever felt serious attraction toward. We used to stay up and talk on the phone or on Skype because she lived far away, and I want to go back so badly. I cut contact with her when we broke up because the whole thing destroyed her way more than it did me. She loved me so much, and I didn't want her to feel terrible anymore. I don't know if what I did was right, but ultimately it's best for the both of us. There isn't a day that goes by where I don't think about this.

Vermintide 2
You're the worst fucking roomie I've ever had and you should unironically kill yourself before rooting through my fucking beer cork collection again

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This is peak Yea Forums
KOTOT 2 TSLCRM
Everytime time I move to another place I cut conections to the people I met in my older place, because the less friends the better, of course some persist, but only those who molded me as who I am now
I wish to make a hall of them at some point

She's unironically fucking other guys

DragonballZ budokai 3
I'm too dumb to do circuits

Well, i still don't know what they mean by that, so fill me in friend.

are they talking about wee babbos

Shit dude, as much as I hate cats, that was a pet, not a stray. Dont fuck with pets. I hope you can find redemption before you die.

Megaman Zero Collection
I cheated on my gf with two ex's I met for the first time. We were ldr before that and had broken up many years before the fact.

Based

This
That doesnt sound like a real relationship. Talk it out or get out. You'll be miserable in the long run.

Replace cat with pet and we're golden. Cats suck, but a pet is a pet. Yes, even cats.

No, they are weaklings who can’t accept responsibility for their actions. Everything is always the fault of some larger force they are just oh so helpless to. Actually, in reality they just get hard over kids and aren’t grown up enough to accept a fantasy like that has real life consequences, and that physical gratification is one of the least important things in life and not worth worrying so much over. In the age of pathetic self pitying faggots this problem only gets worse, and they reject guilt for anything bad they do

Probably sonic 2.
When I was around 15 I tortured and sexually fucked around with a dog. After I nutted and went home I felt so disgusted that I’d done something like that for pleasure that I took a vow of celibacy that I’ve maintained to this day, and it’s made be a lot happier. I volunteer at animal shelters to try and make up for what I did but I will always be ashamed I lost control like that

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>I wipe my ass standing up, it's how I thought you were suppose to do it.
Isnt it? Its fucking horrible and stupid to do it sitting. You can clean so much better when standing.

There's a little something called vasectomy. You might want to try that and then lie about being infertile.

Deus Ex.
I fucking hate myself and everyone/everything else. I wish I could become an omnipotent anime girl, and the first thing I'd do is create another anime girl to hug and cuddle with. I really need that. Then I'd fug her because I'm horny as fuck and all I do is suppress it every day. Then I'd make a loli and fuck her too. I'd indulge in a whole lot of degeneracy until I'm at least mostly satisfied. And then I'd archive the current universe and remake it from scratch. My universe won't have any flaws, and many things in it won't make sense. Then I'll generate a random world for the sole purpose of abducting a girl from it and stockholm syndrome'ing the shit out of her. Gently. Because I'm not enough of a psychopath to do it any other way.
I feel nothing when you hug me.

Genuinely don’t get how people become this slave like to such basal monkey desires like sex that it drives them to genuine mental illness. Rise above the normies and realise reality is much more

That's pretty fucked up and I'm glad you repented user, but you still deserve to suffer in some way after that.

Sex is only a part of it. But with OP's question in mind, I focused on that. Reality is shit all around, I want nothing to do with it.

I was like you until I went acetic for a year, then I just didn’t give a fuck in a good way

*ascetic

I will never get over it and will always hate part of myself for it, but I’m kind of glad I did it in a weird way or I wouldn’t have learned from it and changed. Hopefully there’s some form of afterlife so I can get punished in purgatory

>lying to your wife about something so important
You’re so fucking stupid

xenogears
when walking behind women at night i sometimes go out of my way to follow them for a few minutes just to see if they get scared. i devote more time to it if the woman is acting suspicious or scared

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SA2
The fact that i once stuck a glass bottle of coke in my ass

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I would only care for the cat if it was my pet or a kitten. Adult cats either fend for themselves or are others responsibility

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He probably is, too

Based prankster

Iji
I've basically said everything about myself to most of my close friends, even my relatively dark secrets (aka my fetish). Why? Because I was a dumb preteen. But they know regardless, so I have little to nothing to hide.
You guys, on the other hand... some of you should probably turn yourselves in to a psych ward or something.

Im not, he is. I actually went through the same thing and talked to my gf about it.

>I’m so pathetic shit like fetishes are such a fundamental part of my “personality” I need to confess them and make other people uncomfortable with them
>not equally deserving of being in a mental home
lmao
I bet you’re a furfag

The Wonderful 101
I'm a crossdressing faggot that loves dragon dildos. I want her to peg me and have no desire for anything else; but it just seems too greedy to ask someone to give up all that for me.

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Nah
Crossdressing fetish.
Again, I was a retarded preteen. I wouldn't do that shit now.

TTYD
I'm not sure whether I love or hate you, but I'm glad you're here all the same. Thank you.

Silent hill

I fapped with Shadman's lolis multiple times

F-Zero GX
My fetishes (pic related, it's my bookmark tags and some aren't fetishes)

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>music
Jesus christ dude.

Super metroid
Im gay and in love with my best friend

Are you just attracted to fucking everything? Do you have a boner all the fucking time?

The World Ends With You
I'm a diaperfag, and do diaper rps.

Ocarina of Time
I love crossdressing

>Kirby Superstar Ultra and Planet Robobot
I'm a filthy borbfucker. And would unironically pound the shit out of the main 4

Unironically based, it always seems so bizarre to me that year after year more and more people care or value some fucking animal's life more than actual human beings, I mean why? Just because they're cute? All that money spent on Pandas that would naturally go extinct anyways for instance could've been put to a million other better uses, I don't even hate dogs and cats but you won't see me crying a river for any of them either

>he wants to fuck a fat penguin
Based

>Ragnacenty
>I will never love you, because I can't. If another woman came back home every day in your place and she was just as good, I'd continue my life as if nothing had happened.

Yeah I guess, but it's nothing that should be considered 'based'...

My best friend's a penguin fucker so I really don't mind.

Cringe and psychopilled.

I read through that entire list, out loud, while I played the William Tell Overture.
I had to play it twice.