ITT you have a machine that can go into video games. What would you do?

It had to be a weeb to make the first cringe post of the thread.

I remember this thread and thinking, as the (You)s piled on to that post, "This isn't that funny. Reddit immigrants are so desperate to do (You) spam on any post."

In retrospect it was pretty funny

Shut up, dork.

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Go into Attack on Titan 2 and be with Reiner of course!

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Honey Select

Fuck Leon of course

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Join the Smash roster

>evashitter

This that Girlfriend of Steel VN?

Yes

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Go into a game with infinite lives/respawns and just do whatever I feel like.

which version?

Dark Souls would unironically be the worst place to go in terms of your own safety

You mean which game? I think the first one

I would go into the Animal Crossing universe.

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Go into a Sonic game. You know.

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I had a going into cartoons machine and it didn't end well, I got a good half of Ponyville pregnant.

enjoy the surreal environments and help defeat robotnik right?

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Like I said before, if you fags are so enthralled with this concept then go watch Greed Island Arc in Hunter X Hunter because that is where the fag in the pic got this from.

Do I go into the game itself or the “fictional universe” of the game’s canon?
If so, Pokemon is the only possible answer.

Welcome to the fantasy zone, user.
GET READY!

Let's go down the list.
FFXV and Dragon's Crown has the kind of food I'd die for.
There's much better worlds for magic that aren't dying. You could go for a JRPG world, or something like Zelda instead.
Hell yes.
Imagine setting up your own comfy town by playing the game, and just dipping into its reality to live there between stints of real life.

Let's be honest, the main factor is whether knowledge from outside the game will let you do something incredible that the others won't. Or if you'd have capabilities the characters wouldn't.

You're probably more capable than almost every character in Resident Evil REmake. You can pick up improvised weapons, like fire pokers, and use them against enemies. You can crush the skulls of zombies under your boots so you don't have to burn them. You can get a headshot almost every time. You know where the enemies are coming from.

Would you jump into that story, help the main characters and try to complete it better than they could? If you're fast enough, you could in theory also save Kenneth, Richard and Enrico.

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I remember that thread.

You two are the coolest people in this thread for knowing space harrier, even if it’s the last game I’d go into cause I’d die so fast.

Pokemon or some /h/ game would be my choice.

ive given up on humans so maybe pokemon will be my friends

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Probably go into a game like Rune Factory. Live a comfy farming life in a small town with cute girls.

Pokemon are sentient so they probably won't like you either

Honey Select

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Molest d.va

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This but with sex

Why of course. Definitely that. Oh and also have sex with Rouge. Amy too. Also Blaze. Maybe Tails.

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Why did you do him like that user. Fiction is all he has left.

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go into katawa shoujo and stay there forever

I fucc tracer forever

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user gonna get rejected by a bunch of cripples and kill himself

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Go into the sims and be with my granny forever.

2real

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Savage.

disappointed, but not surprised

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Atleast post the non-shitty non-phone version.

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Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Yea Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Fuck up everyone in every MMORPG.

Warcraft

Fuck everything that is female.

Deltarune

damn.

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this but with my dad

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this game was top
hope we get another one

This side is the game

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What the fuck is that? Theradris's sister?

That poster need help. I hope he gets it.

That's Therazane her mother

First thing I did when I got into emulation was rig up space harrier so I could play it using my mouse. It was so satisfying.

You should see what happens in /r9k/ if you think that is "needs help" tier.

PLEASE SELL ME A GOING INTO GAMES MACHINE I WILL PAY AS MUCH MONEY AS NEEDED

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You're right. I shouldn't leave Sonic out.

>Grandma died three days ago
>Just been browsing Yea Forums looking for a laugh since I found out
>Read this post
I just wanted to fucking laugh, user.

Ouch

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god Misato is hot

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>can stand at a spot for several years and only age a few minutes at most
>get myself a Digimon
>just sit and relax in File City at night

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probably just a child

Yes, I fucking hate reality. I don't even have a bad life or anything. I'm way better off than most of you sad fucks. I just hate reality and all the limitations that come with it. I want magic and adventure and a purpose!

Pokemon for sure. I'd love to get the chance to explore with some friends, animals or otherwise.

don't talk about the commander that way, that's unprofessional

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2006 was 10 years before that post was made.

>I'm way better off than most of you sad fucks

Give it time.

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I would go into Va11-hall-a and have a "chat" with Dorothy

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why tf this post had so many replies

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Same.

Why do you think they would be willing to have sex with you, user?

>willing

>Go into Rune Factory
>Start a farm
>craft goodies for my RPG town
>make friends with everyone
>get married
>have kids
>run around all day chatting with the townspeople and generally chilling in a fantasy world with my family

Shit would be so cash.

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because people really like the idea of a going into games machine

Yeah help getting back to his own timeline maybe.

im already into video games so i do nothing

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>Oh and also have sex with Rouge
This is a fantastic plan and you're clearly a man of refined tast-
>Amy too. Also Blaze. Maybe Tails.
Oh no. He's retarded.

It's the random switch to describing how she smells that really gets you. Whoever wrote it definitely knew what they were doing,.

this holy shit

go and love my waifu

Her mom, Also she wanted to fuck Thrall. Earth elemental women are whores.

Lucid Dreaming nigger, learn it.

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Spend my life in Haydee probably

if the enemies don't fight back I'd go into one of the Dark Souls games just to look at the scenery

>Disney doesn't make proper tie in games anymore
I just want to have fun and gameswith my favorite princesses. KH3 looks like it is close enough for Frozen and Tangled (dat Megara as well) at least. Maybe Disney Infinity.

I would go into a farming sim like stardew valley and spend the rest of my days living in an idyllic country town with my wife and kids, away from the degeneracy and hopelessness of modern society.

Cancers a bitch dude

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This, although it's a bitch to learn.
>always remember my dreams and know when I'm dreaming but can't fully gain consciousness during them

rune factory's MCs are handsome
you aren't
they'll look at you like at a bug

I'm going to Huniepop and fuckin
In all seriousness, I'm going to Mario Sunshine to relax on a tropical island

It just takes practice and belief. If you expect you'll have no control, you'll never have it.

Cope

something pretty degenrate

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>Go into Dishonored and get the Mark and Blink, use Void powers to
>go into Tetris and use Blink to ascend all the blocks up into video game heaven
>never ever leave

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Because the guy making the post is talking about something incredibly impossible and amazing as if it were real and everyone wonders: what if he's not lying?

Maybe I'd be finally able to
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
and also fuck Gum

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Damn my mind is fucked cause I was thinking about a granny gf

Rune factory tides of destiny and live a comfy life.

i can't think of a single video game world that i would want to live in

if I could get a watch i'd go on ghost adventures
if not i'll just doll hunt until i'm a millonare

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