why the fuck does he need so many bananas
Why the fuck does he need so many bananas
Robert Perez
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Aiden Butler
for the incoming apocalypse.
Parker Gomez
because he a monkey
Easton Bennett
OK so basically
I'm monky
Xavier Collins
Xavier Murphy
He's a fucking Gorilla.
Why you need so many videogames?
Ethan Bell
It's not just for him, he has the whole Kong clan and the other animals on DK isle to consider.
Jack Hall
He's a big boy and he has a big family.
Juan Morris
Apes alone eat 50 pounds of bananas a day. Accounting for the rest of the Kong’s and animal friends you’d need a stash that big.
Grayson Thompson
More importantly what the fuck does DK stand for
Ryder Garcia
100 of them gives an extra life and he wants to live forever
Connor Lopez
They all go over-ripe in a couple of days. This mean he can't possibly be planning to eat them all. The obvious conclusion is that he plans to use this over-ripe bananas to make booze. Lots of booze. Like his own micro-brew business.
Logan Powell
Donkey kong.
DK
Donkey Kong is Here
Samuel Richardson
I don't think hungry animals would care too much if their bananas were a little overripe.
Luis Allen
The same reason why niggers need so many bananas.
Isaac Lee
He's making banana bread for all the kremlins, but they keep taking them before he can do it
Xavier Peterson
He wears a neck tie. Clearly he has business aspirations. You dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Asher Williams
>tfw no Nintendo console
I still haven't played Returns or Tropical Freeze
Owen Flores
to hoard. kongs are the jews of the jungle
Julian Clark
It's a metaphor for capitalism. If you don't have any bananas your life is terrible and you'd do anything, even straight up murder another person, in order to get more bananas
Donkey Kong is the most politically progressive Nintendo title to date. Change my mind.
John Butler
off to discord with you
Jayden Powell
Donkey Kong hoards all the bananas for himself
K.Rool just wanted to feed his crew
DK is the real villain
Joseph Jenkins
oo oo aa aa i need potassium
Levi Brooks
DK earned all those bananas himself. What percentage of another man's toil is K. Rool and co entitled to?
Gabriel Gutierrez
k. rool is an anti american parody of tedy roosevelt.
Justin Gonzalez
WA WOH WA WOH WA WOH
Chase Morales
Potassium overdose is one hell of a drug
Adrian Green
Because he’s a fucking nigger
Juan Williams
DK Donkey Kong?
Mario Mario?
Zachary Cruz
You could probably get a Wii or 3DS for pretty cheap.
Xavier Garcia
Is he ever getting an actual NEW game that's 3D? So sick of the 2D formula.
Joshua Jones
DK64 was very formula.
Parker Torres
Drift King
Nathaniel Smith
Gotta put dinner on the table for himself, pops, his freeloader buddy and his freeloader buddy's freeloader girl.
Matthew Howard
Joseph Gomez
Those bananas belong to everyone, you cant just hoard ALL the bananas from entire island
Lincoln Hill
What? The zingers want them? Fuck em. Espresso can eat golden trophies.
Brody Harris
How do you plan to stop a gorilla? Half a ton of hairy muscle. They're vegetarians, and yet they are still above you on the food chain. The most you can do is pollute their ecosystem.
Daniel Powell
bananas are so fucking sweet holy shit
Carter Turner
they're Kongstitutional Rights, not Kongstitutional Needs
Ayden Reed
>tfw allergic to bananas
>and watermelon
>and most other fruits
Lincoln Jones
>The Donkey Kong Universe clearly had a race of super-advanced primates that thrived for centuries
>All that's left now are DK and his crew
Bananas were clearly the lifeblood of whatever civilization preceded the Kongs on """DK""" island. They probably used it as food, fuel, for mating rituals etc.