HIS COCONUT GUN

*record scratch*

SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE

HE'S THICCER

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Man what were rare thinking with this realistic shotgun

the decayer app

youtu.be/1ECec9YoHYs

How did Rare get away with this one?

HE HAS NO GUILE HE HAS NO RACE

AND QUICK AND NIMBLE

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AND QUICK AND NIMBLE

AND QUICK AND NIMBLE

youtube.com/watch?v=jCB0e1U4yBw

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AND QUICK AND NIMBLE

>This nigger is one HELL of a criminal! HUH!

What did Rare mean by this?

HE HAS NO SMILE HE HAS NO FACE

C

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IF HE SHOOTS YA

COCONUT GUN

SHAMEFUL RECTUM

HE

YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE

he supports

HE HATES THE BLACKS

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DONKEY KONG IS HANNIBAL LECTER. HE WANTS YOUR FACE.

FINALLY HE'S HERE FOR YOU

I'm reading this thread and wishing i had the drive and know how to make an app or something that lets you mix the song however you want.

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WHAT THE FUCK
I HAVEN'T SEEN SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
THIS JOKE ISN'T FUNNY

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>caring about eceleb fags
Yknow they have a subreddit for this, right?

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Shameful rectum.

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EJACULATES IN SPURTS

Dang it, Bobby.

DK DONKEY KONG
DK
DONKEY KONG IS HERE
FOR THIS SONG, PUT ON YOUR STRAPS
THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO THE ACCLAIMED RAP
THIS ONE'S STRONGER, BETTER, FASTER TOO
SO YOU BETTER GET READY FOR THE NEW KONG CREW
THESE NEW KONGS ARE ALL ESTRANGED
MANY OF THEM ARE FOREIGN EXCHANGE
THE NORMAL KONGS HATE EM ALL
EVEN LANKY, HIS STANDARDS ARE TOO TALL
DK
DONKEY KONG
DK
DONKEY KONG IS HERE
THE FIRST NEW KONG HAS CAMOUFLAGE AND A GUN
WITH THE AMERICANS HE'LL HAVE SOME FUN
HIS FINGERS ARE DEXTROUS, STRONG, AND MOVING QUICK
SO THAT THOSE DAMN WHITEYS DIE ON A SHARPENED STICK
HALF IS BODY IS COVERED WITH SCARS
NAPALM, BULLETS, HIS TOES RUN OVER BY A CAR
THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM ANY LESS OF A SOLDIER
VIET KONG WON'T LET YOU GET FAR
DK
DONKEY KONG
DK
DONKEY KONG IS HERE
THE SECOND KONG OF THIS EVIL CREW
IS A REDNECK, FARMER, AND RACIST TOO
HE CAN TILL THE SOIL
FACE COVERED WITH BOILS
EYES RED, LIKE THEY'VE BEEN SPRAYED WITH MACE
DOESN'T STOP HIM FROM ONLY TALKING BOUT RACE
HIS SHOTGUN REALLY DOES FIRE IN SPURTS
B-B-B-UT THIS TIME
YOU'LL BE DEAD BEFORE IT HURTS
HIS COCK IS SLIMY, PURPLE, AND RED
BENT IN 3 PLACES, LOOKS UNDEAD
DOESN'T STOP HIM FROM USING HIS COCK TO FUCK IT
WITH HIS HORSES, HE DON'T NEED NO BUCKET
WHEN YOU SEE HIS BASEMENT, HE TELLS YOU TO LEAVE
IF YOU WALK AWAY, YOU'RE BEING VERY NAIVE
BECAUSE IN THAT HELLHOLE WHERE HE HAS CONTROL
TH-TH-THIS KONG SHOWS THAT HE HAS NO SOUL
SHOTGUNS, CHAIN WHIPS, UNPAID TAX FEES
THIS PLACE IS WHERE KIDDY KONG WENT AFTER 3
IF YOU CHOOSE HIM, YOU'VE CHOSEN WRONG
NOW YOU'VE MET REDNECK KONG
DK
DONKEY KONG
DK
DONKEY KONG IS HERE

You have a medical DISORDER

Why are we going through the Alps, General Hannibal?
Those olive-brained Romans won't expect to see us advancing from the mountains! Now quick! My elephants are getting cold.

GET FUCKED

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Continue

I made the 3rd verse but it has the most stretches in terms of rhymes
THE LAST KONG IN OUR DISGUSTING CRUISE
IS HOPEFULLY GOING TO TAKE ONE LONG SNOOZE
CANCER WRACKS HIS BODY, PROBABLY CURSED
BY A WITCH WHEN HE STOLE HER PURSE
THIS KONG'S VIEWS MAY SEEM HYPOCRITICAL
BUT THAT'S JUST CAUSE HE IS SO CYNICAL
A SWASTIKA IN ONE HAND, A HAMMER & SICKLE TOO
HIS TRAINS CAN STRETCH TO CARRY YOU
HE DESTROYS YOUR FIELDS, AND CHOPS EM UP
HIS BRAIN'S SO SMALL IT CAN FIT IN A CUP
WHEN HE SEE BUGS DISTURBING HIS BANANAS
ANY NORMAL KONG WOULD TELL EM TO LEAVE
BUT THIS KONG PREPARES SOME ZYKLON B
WHEN A KREMLING SEES CHUNKY KONG THEY'D FLEE
BUT BY THE TIME THEY SEE HOLO-KONG ALL THEY DO IS SCREAM
HE LOCKS EM UP AND DEPRIVES EM OF FOOD
EXPERIMENTS ON THEIR CHILDREN, WHEN HE'S IN THE MOOD
FORCES THEM TO LIE DOWN AND BREED
THEN STOMPS ON THE EGGS WHEN HIS RULES THEY DON'T HEED
THE OTHER KONGS DON'T KNOW, JUST THINK HE'S EFFECTIVE
BUT THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT HIS MORALITY'S DEFECTIVE
HE'LL DIE SOON, IF THE WORLD HAS ANY LUCK
HOLO-KONG IS ONE SICK FUCK

W-W-W-WALNUTS, PEANUTS, DEEZ NUTS