Enemy has max CHA

Try headbutting a goose and see what happens.

This one is canadian goose. They are even nastier than regular ones.

I fucking hate geese.

I do not like the cobra chicken

>this fucking meme fear of geese
I guess when it's illegal to defend yourself...

This is more on point than you think. A force is only as effective on the surface that resists it. A cow headbutting the neck of a goose would be about as useful as punching a piece of tissue paper

Don't worry they hate you to.

t. nigger of the bird world

The duck is too smol.
To head butt it they would have to bury their face in the ground.

Geese are extremely territorial and aggressive and most people aren't psychopaths that will kill an animal that has no means to actually seriously injure or kill them just because it's nipping them and honking aggressively.

Don't they realize how hard their muzzle is?

they hate everything, so go figure

They are cows they tend to not overthink things.

>something attacks you
>you're a psychopath if you fight back
>no serious way to harm you
>he's never been pecked in the eye
>get buffeted by wings and fall to your death
I'm so sick of the weak "men" here.

It's like in Dark Souls when you get invaded by same naked unarmed nigga you know he gonna fuck you up

their bites are pretty painful tho

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They don't really want to kill the goose. Cows can be dangerous, of course, but they are also one of the least aggressive animals, granted they're not wild

Yes brother only us strong men step onto the battlefield with geese

>not being able to protect yourself from a ten pound bird without killing it like a tribal
lmao

That thing might also be poisonous, another reason not to touch it

Those are still calves.

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>ally has low LCK

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BASED

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>get buffeted by wings and fall to your death
Let us all take a moment of silence for all the strongest men in the world who were killed by a fall after being buffeted by goose wings

finally someone grabs a goose by the neck

If they were not laughably slow and utterly non-threatening a goose would be a fucking APEX predator. Pricks are just pissed off all the time.

based veterinarians

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It's just a dumb bird. Why inconvenience yourself by dancing around the fact that killing it is the easiest course of action? Just a neck snap. You don't actually put value into the life of a goose, do you? Think of it as a big bug

this is what being a chad is. just replace cows with low test manlets and the goose with 6'7 Chad

Looool this nigga thinks he's tuff for fighting geese
Get help bro

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Cows will rarely headbutt head on. If something stands its ground it will think it has an upper hand so will back down. Same as gorillas.

Bull's on the other hand won't be afraid to defend their harem.

They taste like roast beef.

t. geese
I'll twist your necks until I feel that little crack and sleep like a drunk.

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swans can be cunts too

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>I let things and people shit all over me
>hey everyone look how cool and nonviolent I am! I give ghandi wet dreams!
You've sucked at least one dick in your life don't try to deny it.

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I don't value your life either, doesn't mean I'd kill you if you inconvenience me

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what a good boy
he's so happy

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>Being rude to cappys
>Being rude to some of the most chill animals

Bad swan, bad.

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god bless penguinbro

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The chad slide

PREDICTABO

>max cha vs max str

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cute! CUTE!!

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>the puppies are small and cute but have funny condescending faces
>ah, here comes an adult
>it's actually a manlet
kek

Even the capybara's high level good vibes have no effect on hatred given physical form.

cows have emotions and a vibrant love life, they are just like us and don't want to kill small creatures just for fun.

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why don't he eat it????

we just don't know

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territorial asshole that never stops.

Projecting much? I'm talking about geese, not people kek

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>team your beating has 1 INT

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>geese squawking at me are on the same level as people attacking me!
The absolute state of brainlets.

Look at this badass wanting to punch a duck.

Isn't that a penguin ? Can't it just swim even if the ice split?

It's called bluff charging. Most animals don't really want to fight, as getting even a minor injury can mean death for an animal. So instead you get what OP posted. Have a clip of a gorilla doing it.
youtube.com/watch?v=KujmrcF0ZxU

probably a penguin that didn't learn to swim yet

He should just fly tbqh.

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NOOOOOOO

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>talking shit about adelies

>Penguins learn to fly
>Orca's face when

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that penguin is going to come back in 10000 years with power not known to mortal men