PC gamer

>PC gamer.
This game doesn't run at constant 120 fps doesn't support 4k and my ultra-wide display and my special smell processing card.
I dont recommend anyone else get it. What about the game-play? What does that matter?

>Console gamer.
This game is amazing and its possible to play it because the frame-rate doesn't dip below 20fps.
I recommend this to evrione.

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can't tell if ESL or stroke

>4-chan poster
This poster is a strawman, and sage goes in every field

youre right

I initially thought that image was two brown muscular men touching dicks, was that the point or is it just me?

I saw it too

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4k and ultra-wide are memes.
Actual PC gaymers, myself included, care about 1440p @ 100~144fps. Some might play on 1080p @ 60fps+ but that's the bare minimum. Anything below that is console tier trash specs

>OP
Holy shit do I love sucking cocks.

also saw this. i assume that's the point

Yet you chose to enter this thread.
Maybe you are gay

Imagine being this insecure.

Actual OP here.
I do acualy love sucking cock.
No joke.

Let me fix this for you

>PC gamer
the game runs at 30fps with noticeable jitter and dips. This makes the controls sloppy and the gameplay too slow to be engaging. Not mention how distracting the low shadow resolution is. It's just not fun. Wait for a version with an acceptable framerate, aiming device, and ability to trade off post-processing effects for things that matter like texture and shadow resolution.

>console gamer
The game is fun because I've never played something challenging in my entire life and slowly moving mu character with this awful performance is as good as anything I've ever experienced so I don't know what I'm missing out on.

Who the fuck cares about shitty 4K and FPS over 60? That's meme tier bullshit and I have a card that can do that. I care about actually using the card for something other than shitty upscaling. Doesn't excuse how ugly console gaming looks at 30 fps.

i think thats the point

i also saw dick touching.

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Cursed thread

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Stared at this for a minute before I finally figured his face out

is that ChrisG?

yup

Graphics whores are cancer regardless of platform. Framerate autismos should all be put in containment.

Someone post the pig one

>not two bronze gods docking

0/10 didn't even jizz

This image is giving me the chris jitters.

This is gonna give me nightmares.

It's just a dog tilting its head, brah

I've looked at it longer and I still can't tell what's going on here.

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PC gaming wins again

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I have never seen the full image, wow

It's a gay test, you passed it.

alright i give up i can't figure this one out

This is just a reflection of a car handle

Cheating, this is one of those thiscatdoesnotexist

I've been banned multiple times for posting this picture lol

I’ve watched too much porn

I saw it as two muscular brown women holding hands...

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Yeah we know consoletards have no standards

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turn your head 90 degrees anti-clockwise

Same. Not even memeing on your ass.

i saw the same

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So console gamers happily eat shit and recommend eating shit to others? Good to know.

I like horses.

>be me
>own ps4, and a vita
>no games to play
>every multiplat runs better on my pc, and costs only half of the price

i really want to like consoles, since i own them aswell and costed me a shit ton of cash. but somehow i cant be retarded enough to defend 70€ games with 7 hour of content and low fps.

Fell the same, but I have an XBoner and a 3DS. I use PC for emulation too, making my 3DS pointless.

*feel

That's not true anymore. Multiplats are always cheaper on consoles now (excluding switch) and you can get them for cheaper faster now as well. If you buy used you can get a new AAA game for 40 bucks 2 weeks after release, a couple months and you can get it for less than 30 etc. It takes a lot longer to drop that low on PC now
And ever since key selling sites became popular they never give the low prices like they used to

>It takes a lot longer to drop that low on PC now
yes, but eventually they will.
i dont buy games at day1, got a 30 game backlog, i can easily wait till steamsale appears.

They can't talk about gameplay because they don't play them for long enough to actually form an opinion on it. So they focus on what they did do, took in the visuals in the first chapter of the game.

It's misleading, but not in a dishonest way. Typical journalist tactic.

Came to this thread exactly because I saw that.

guilty

Why are you gay?

PC gives actual objective feedback that can be easily ignored if the reader does not find it relevant.

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There is bitching and then their is laziness, a half way decent pc port won't get people bitching, its when you have a higher tier rig and the games chugs. Its extremely obvious when developers don't even try to make a half way decent pc port.

oh no no no no

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Is that R Kelly?

>Neither review actually says shit about the game play
>But apparently it's the PC review that is supposed to be in the wrong

If the devs can't even bother to keep the frame rate steady why should I assume there is going to much much effort put anywhere else?

LEE, I INVOKE YOU

I'm not sure this gets better at full res.

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this is the first time i've deciphered what they photo is conveying

it's counter-clockwise you dumb zoomer

Am I the only one who would get little sis's dolls and sporm on them?

I just spormed directly on little sis.

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i thought it was a woman giving a double blow/handjob, but the middle getting folded made it seem two buff dudes crossing dick

That's pretty much what a normal human being would assume on first sight

kek you're fucking gay user. It's clearly a decapitated horse.

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Same

same

wat the fuck

yep, you should unironically try it, it's awesome, too many people assume man on man has be butt stuff

i saw 2 calves

just you, looks like you have some issues to work out.

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Fuck its why im here...

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