>One copy of melee, please.
One copy of melee, please
Robert Diaz
Nolan Reyes
It's 2019, and this is a kebab store.
Isaiah Lopez
Here you go bro.
Fresh from the dumpster behind Evo.
Carter Howard
Why, yes? I'm buying it for my girlfriend's husband.
He sure loves to wavedash at it while I "wave it" at his wife, if you know what I mean.
John Davis
>pic unrelated
Kayden Adams
what does the real photoshop chad even look like
Isaiah Wilson
>why yes, I am on a "stinky day"
John Johnson
Damn, SMelees look like THAT?
Isaiah Gomez
Right away, sirOH DEAR GOD DID SOMETHING DIE IN HERE I CAN'T BREATHE
Lucas Smith
BASED
Isaac Barnes
>One pre-order of half life 3, please.
Josiah Bennett
>One copy of UNIST, please.
Jason King
>One copy of melty blood please, and one arcueid plushie
Justin Martinez
Hivemind
Asher Fisher
cope
Jason Wright
Would be netter wkth orhrc bottpm pics2
Aaron Torres
are you ok
Luis Edwards
>You looking forward to the new Umihara Kawase game?
Cameron Stewart
pretty gay to have naked dudes saved on your hd.
Lucas Bennett
It'll come out any time now...
Dominic Hall
it's for shitposting on /int/ these are often used there.
Luke Hill
>Yeah bro, I'm not sure about the open-world format but I still want to try it.
Carson Myers
What the hell? A new one's coming out?
Based.
I hope I can play it on my Nintendo Switch™.
Isaac Morales
who is this guy and why is his jaw so square
Noah James
some model
because he got surgery
Noah Hughes
Just imagine you look like that. I know it's fake.
Just imagine. You'll get everyone.
Jack Bailey
Hopefully it still has the spirit of the series. Sayonara was a bit of a step down but it was still fun and had the traditional mode available.
Gavin Brown
Have you guys pre-ordered DMC 5 yet?
Josiah Johnson
It's some Scandinavian woman's boyfriend who she photoshops to absolute fuck for some weird art project. The guy looks relatively normal otherwise.
Kevin Anderson
Not too bad, but different nonetheless
Jonathan Davis
Some impressive skills though
Gabriel Powell
>why yes, I do main a heavy! How could you tell?
Lincoln Green
One copy of BoTW, please.
Austin Long
>One copy of Metroid Fusion, please.
Wyatt Allen
I question putting in the effort for this shitty thread but I was amused nonetheless 8/10
Benjamin Russell
kek
Camden Cox
One copy of Arcueids fat sweaty tits please
Benjamin Gutierrez
BASED
Xavier Jenkins
I have never seen a more Chad human being. Seriously, what the fuck is that thing?
Anthony Diaz
Chad S rank
Justin Cox
One copy of Hot Wheels: Stunt Track Challenge, please.
Parker Nguyen
Sir, we haven't sold Gamecube games here in years.
Gavin Young
doubt
Hunter Hernandez
>You're asking if I have the Final Fight CPS set up at my place? Yes, why? You up for a round?
Nathaniel Jackson
>Bro, you comin' to the brap and vore convention with us?
Christopher Allen
Yeah sure but I don't usually go out so I might be a little nervous *chuckles
Sebastian Wright
I am more of a feet guy.
Owen Torres
audible kek
Lincoln Cook
>One copy of Antinomy of Common Flowers please
Jonathan Morales
One copy of A Dog's Life, please.
Charles Evans
What does a girl chad look like
Jace Jenkins
Some girls like pretty boys though
Wyatt Williams
Stacies look like this usually
Anthony Adams
Based and metroidpilled.
Ryan Rogers
>Alright your total comes to 497.99 plus tax and i would be thankful if you tipped me aswell
Joshua Richardson
>two copies of me please
Adam Davis
>One copy of Zoo Tycoon, please.
Benjamin Ross
ONE COPY OF PROJECT DIVA, ONEGAI
Joseph Nelson
Caleb Foster
Chad would not play shovelware games
Luke Diaz
Sir! SIR! SIIIR!
You, and your friends, OUT!! NOW!!!
Cameron Edwards
>Don’t insult my favourite game, Together Vr, ever again
William Walker
One copy of Bad Rats plz
Ethan Stewart
based
Grayson Carter
>doesn't even bother changing herself at all
behold the most shallow human being alive
Nathan Diaz
>three copies of Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal thanks.. Sony did what now?.. I find the censoring of this cinématographique series highly offensive.
Justin Reed
>Why yes I am looking forward to the next Yasumi Matsuno game, how could you tell?
Oliver Rodriguez
oog boog eek ook (one copy of Donkey Kong 64 please)
Kayden Howard
That's literally what he was saying when they took the picture. I can read lips.
Christopher Sanders
>jaw
>ear
>head angle
>looks like a small tattoo on her neck
>different jacket
She changed a lot, but definitely not on the level of gigachad.
Isaac Watson
Juan Cook
Michael Hall
Would you rather hang out with Chad or Mew2King?
Noah Bailey
>wanna play some Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner - Raidou Kuzunoha vs. The Soulless Army, cracka?
Grayson Jenkins
You aren't fucking doing it right you moron.
You always use the FULL GAME TITLE with proper capitalization, maybe add a little snarky comment at the end like "no ma'am, I won't be needing a bag." Or something like that.
Back to shitposting school with you.
Dylan Howard
Bad
Jayden Evans
One copy of Bloodborne, please.
Hudson Scott
Why are incels so obsessed with asians when they've never interacted with one before
Jonathan Sanchez
Carson Turner
Because they look like children.
Wyatt Carter
>will never pollute this blonde goddess with my weak mongrel genes
JUST
Evan Morgan
>black eyebrows
She's a mutt
Daniel Collins
Maybe it's because you got poor hygiene, don't work out and got an awful personality from /pol/ brainwashing.
Aiden Davis
Just be yourself and go ask her out
Easton Scott
Behold the most blind user alive.
Grayson Moore
why even bother when I have have shitty mixed mutt genes
Connor Torres
Because you should not let that stop you.
When you can get any woman you want you start to see very disturbing repeating patterns in their behavior that begins to make you question how "human" they actually are. That is undeniable. I started noticing it really early and eventually getting women was like watching the same movie again and again. They all were attracted to the same thing and relationships with them all unfolded in broad strokes identically. Women are a lot more like dolphins, chimpanzees, intelligent birds, or well scripted basic A.I. than they are what we traditionally believe to be "human." You shouldn't hate them though because at the end of the day you didn't design them, killing them won't fix them, and you're not an all-seeing all-knowing God so deciding that they need to be fixed in the first place isn't your call to make. You just accept that a lot of what you were told about romantic love and women being equals is just bullshit and you treat them like exotic pets. You wouldn't have a conversation with your dog and expect it to provide you with meaningful and life affirming insight that you can trust and the same is true for women.
Kevin Powell
To think that there are people in this site that really think that asian girls are like that.
Robert Morris
How in love can you end up like this?
And don't just say just genetics. People don't come out all muscled-up or having big asses and boobs straight out of the vagoo. People will say just exercise but this is a level beyond normal exercise.
Brody Brown
Kevin Moore
Huh?
Brandon Wilson
lol hes a photoshopped creation
hes a real guy but doesnt look half as outlandish irl
Jace Hill
>POTION SELLER
Jordan Lewis
Forgot one thing on the asian side
>massive gold digger and bitch