Trying to fuck my onahole

>trying to fuck my onahole
>cat starts meowing and scratching on my door

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>trying to fuck my gf
>her grandpa keeps walking past the room
fucking go to bed you old boomer fuck

use the cat as an onahole

>ywn fuck a catboy
sad

he's definitely trying to have a perv

>trying to fuck.

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>meowing intensifies

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which ones have discreet packaging

do i buy the vag one or the butt one

i think i want butt

A CAT IS FINE TOO...

Bro you have to start with the vanilla or else you have nowhere to grow. Fucking rookie.

Be a good boy and lick it all up

use a condom

They might as well be the same

I don't have one

He's trying to see her naked.

use a sock

I don't like anal but when I bought my Fleshlight I got the butt one because the entrance is tighter

you still have to clean the lube out of the onahole user

Put the lube in the condom. 200 IQ.

boy thats an old meme

what's a good place to buy and recommended models
should i check the /jp/ threads

I love anal and have purchased women's poop to stuff inside and fuck

don't cum inside onaholes, it messes up the material inside.

Don't put your feet in shoes. It messes up the material inside.

>fuck the onahole with a sock on
user are you daft

if it's water based which it should be you can just leave it

Cumming is meant for procreation. What kind of dolt tries to inseminate a fucking sex toy.

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i feel like this is a good way to get mold since moisture in a secluded spot like that is bad

literally just finished fucking mine right now too lazy to get up and clean it though

Don't put food in your mouth. It messes up the material inside.

I ejaculate but I withhold my semen so that when I cum inside a woman the semen will be even more potent. Who the hell do you think I am?

>tfw fucked the shit of anal onahole to astolfo

Best shit I've ever done. Shame I was so retarded that I didnt clean it properly and had to throw it away because it was starting to stink up my room. What's the best website to order them?

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THIS was my fucking bane and irrationally seething annoyance in my high school days. That and me somehow (almost always conveniently during my normal fap times) having to be the one called out from my room constantly to fetch her fat ass sodas from the kitchen that she's closer to.

No you can't.

with my fleshlight I just leave the cap off one end so air flows into it
water based lube dries up pretty quick and I've had mine for years with no issues I can see yet

Stop being lazy and finish cleaning your cat you jerk.

>dog broke into my onahole safe

What the fuck

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good thread

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why does talking about fapping or fapping with other anons excite me so much

should i go with venus real soft or lilith uterus soft if i wanna feel like im fucking the real thing?

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Um, that's pretty gay bro. And I'm pretty sure everybody is talking about fucking and not fapping anyway, sooooo?

go to /trash/ with the other degenerates in "fapping together" threads

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>*Stomp stomp stomp stomp*
Way scarier than Mr. X.

the reason you guys need toys is because you mutts dont have your foreskins right?

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>realism instead of sensory overload
don't be gay user
3d isn't an ideal

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>Airi Suzumura
Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker.

I bought a good onahole and it's honestly not that great.
Yeah, it feels a little better than the hand, but cleanup is not worth the trouble. You have to not only wash the semen out but also dry it thoroughly by fingering it with paper towels that rip up and shit.

It's because it feels better than a hand, and most people can fap without foreskin btw.
OBSESSED

I didn't even get a door with a lock until well into my college stint either.

use a bottle brush

>fucked my girlfriend's (male) bussy after we get done playing vidya
>starts purring like a cat
The fuck? Anyone else with a tamed trans girl experience this?

is an onahole similar to fucking a girl?
if not then I'm not interested since I fucked girls and I have my hand, won't waste money on another artificial hand

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found you
youtube.com/watch?v=TZ77xBgIA9s

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user i'm just getting into this stuff, i dont think i should start with the weird shit

can't you flip most of them inside out and clean them that way? i remember seeing something like that

>Yea Forums - Onaholes
Based and redpilled

Tenga eggs are brutal because of this.

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>gf keeps making me use onahole

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Same except now I'm graduated and back in my family's house without a lock on my door. People just throw my door open on a whim. I've taken to putting heavy objects in front of my door even if it is suspicious as fuck and makes it obvious that I'm masturbating but they still push open my door and talk at me and literally don't even acknowledge the deterrents I put in place.

This onahole felt like I was fucking a thicc cloud, I literally had to throw it away because it was too good and made me cum instantly.

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Yes but it fucks them up

but how much better? Like 30% or 50% compared to a hand with or without lotion?

>live with mother
>can't buy onaholes or buttplugs
feel for me anons when you're having pleasure and I'm not

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every hole ive bought after my venus clone has felt shit tier by comparison and now im afraid to waste money on other ones

You really can't put a number on these things, cumming inside one feels really good though.

>fucks them up
isn't it advertised as a feature that you can do this without messing them up?

>not just putting your mouth around the end and sucking your cum out to clean the onahole

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They're really nice.
>without
it takes me like 10 minutes to work up to cumming
>with
I can do it in 1 minute

>all these people needing toys or even fucking lotion
Christ america

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I'm uncircumcized so maybe using the hand is better for me than for a cut guy. I would say it's better but kind of finnicky. It's a big rubber device you're manipulating. Lube is annoying.

just buy her one too

>works perfectly better than anything in real life
>2/5 stars

Maybe on some. On the good Tomex onaholes that you wanna buy, you aren't supposed to invert them, this fucks them up faster.

>cumming inside the onahole
no one is this retarded, right?

You might want to see a doctor if eating fucks up your mouth.

I'll think of you as I fuck my butt with anal beads tonight, user.

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Really gets the noggin joggin.

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>Live with mother
>she finds my Tenga
>Pokes it after I used it and hadn't cleaned it yet
>say she doesn't like it
How can she say something so rude to my fucking wife? right to her fucking face?

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can you describe in more detail
I might want to get this

>he doesn't eat pineapple

You fuck up the food you eat, actually.

Wish I had a friend to share onaholes with. Would you rather fuck something cold and dry or warm, recently used, and sloppy? I know what I'd choose.