FUCK THIS MISSION

WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING?!

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>not using guns with autoaim
they were thinking you weren't a total retard. i guess they were wrong

Yeah, you know what? Here's the thing. You don't necessarily start this mission with weapons. If you want to you have to go to AmmuNation first, but that costs money. Plus you're on a time crunch, and the first time you try the mission, you're not gonna know that. So the only way to get weapons is to get out of your car, and basically commit suicide by running into the bullets of a million assholes. And IF you manage to survive all this, then by the time you get to the garage, Lance is already dead.

What a bunch of bullshit.

Also, I didn't take the screenshot.
When I play through this mission, I use the Mac. The pic is from a GTA walkthrough thumbnail.
And guess what? Even with the mac, it's still close to Impossible!

what am i supposed to see here? none of the missions in VC were remotely hard, are you really this much of a shitter?

This is Death Row, the one where you have to save Lance. Just because you're Chuck Norris doesn't mean that it's not hard.
Read:Fuck this mission.

There's a way to climb over a certain wall and basically bypass almost all of the enemies.

oh no, oh no, oh god, how could they do this? how could they make you play the mission twice??!!

Checkpoint Charlie and The Driver are much worse

but those are easy
user, i can do those missions on my phone with gimped touchscreen controls first try with a big lead
seriously how can people struggle with The Driver?

Twice?! TWICE?!
Try FIFTY FUCKING TIMES!
And to make matters worse, YOU CAN'T SKIP THE CUTSCENE WHEN YOU GET TO LANCE!!
So EVERY TIME you manage to GET TO LANCE, if you die, you have to watch that cutscene OVER AGAIN. FUCK!

What you zoomzooms (a fucking PHONE zoomer on top of that) don't get is that they constantly rebalance missions between versions of the game, even the greatest hits version of SA in the same platform made the game easier.

Stop using a fucking smartphone you zombie.
GodDAMN I hate smartphones.

I must have played this mission 100 times before I beat it. Hardest mission in the game.

Get good.
Faggot.

what's the mission where you're driving impaired and a single bump into the wall blows you up? that one's much harder

I'm no smartphone zoomer. I like vice city so I played through every version I could.
the mission scripts for The Driver across all versions of VC are the same.

>fail mission or load save and get guns
>take Lance to the hospital in the trashmaster
gee that was hard

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People who had a hard time with this are the same shitters that had a hard time following the train change my mind.

user post your save and i'll do the mission for you

They did make that missions easier in later versions.

I was honestly surprised to find the train mission being such a meme. Literally nothing hard about it, you just drive near the train and wait for smoke to shoot the guys.

Agreed.
They're also the ones who had trouble with Flying School and Zero's missions. They probably never finished the game either.

there are no hard missions in 3-era gta game. how come people struggle with them? how come I don't struggle with them yet i'm then told to git gud when I get fucked over in other action games?
What is so special about GTA?

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Fuck off, that one zero mission with the RC planes was genuinely hard. The biggest, and probably the only, difficulty spike in the game.

*sucks teeth*
MAN, I THOUGHT THIS WAS OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

>All you had to do was shoot the damn bustas, Tommy.

Big Smoke speaks truth.

It was pretty hard on original PS2 version but they made it real easy on patched versions. Like 4x the fuel or some shit. I remember staying up til 5am trying to do that shit, was so fucking happy to get it over with.

I personally found the tank one to be harder desu.

They probably also had trouble with the RC helicopter mission early in VC.

I've played both the patched and unpatched version it wasn't that hard either time. Not to the extent mother fuckers act like it is. I enjoy the memes it spawned though

>Try FIFTY FUCKING TIMES!
Alright, champ, that's on you.

Are you Ricardo Diaz?

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Thanks for ninjaing me.
This: Was intended for:

You just gave yourself away kid.

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I got to this mission and couldn't beat it, my sister eventually overwrote my fucking save

>the RC helicopter mission early in VC.
Yeah, forgot about that one. I never had any trouble with it so I didn't know it was yet another "hard" mission for most people.

Aircraft missions are only hard if you can't understand flying controls. This also applies to PC, since keyboard flying controls are even better than analog stick flying for me.

what can't you do? you just drive there and back a few times

How should I remember, that was almost 15 years ago

>2003 was 15 years ago

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awwww they got my jaaaaammmm!

DELETE THIS

Saving him wasn't hard, the trip back was absurdly bullshit. Even if you used a tank cheat, you could still get damaged enough to explode. Never stopped spawning, had 100% accurate aim, drove fast, etc. Shit should have been the last mission if they wanted it to be so hard.