What game are you better than everyone on Yea Forums at?

The Unholy War

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I posted in a thread like this like a week or two ago and it feels egotistical to just post the same thing again.

(You) for having morality

cock sucking

Life

Mega Man 64

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pic related
foightin games probably but certainly Virtual On

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Megabyte Punch
Because nobody else has ever heard of it ;_;

magic the gathering

Getting pussy

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Overcooked, my dude

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Probably Bomberman and Chivalry

2048

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Jedi Academy saberduels
Not that it matters cause the game is finally dead

Which bomberman? If you say 64 you’re wrong

Specifically the Castle Wars CTF gamemode of Halo 4 and 5

Knight Lore

I mastered this when I was younger, but it has no weight today. One player mode is endless so there isn't even a point to speedrun.

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>incest anime

Maybe KI, I was rank 800 something online when the game was popular. Never went to a tourney though

Slap City
>tfw it's dead

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Any Silent Hunter game provided it on full realism.
Probably Gangsters OC too.
And while it's hard to define better than in the cbg genre, I'll be cocky and say Synekism too.

Freelancer. I have over 10,000 hours in total spent on it. Know every system like the back of my hand. Can recite the entire SP script.

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Sonic Heroes multiplayer

Talking to women. I used to stutter and get nervous. I initiated conversation with a girl with a super nintendo shirt a month ago and now we're going on a date this weekend.

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kirino best girl

Tetris Attack

She looks like she fucks her brother.

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I always thought chaos control working in multi was total bullshit

Having sex. No joke. All my friends are stuck in the missionary position while I'm giving my girl the amazon or bionic seahorse.

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probably ff14 but I quit
maybe UMVC3 in my prime

i am the best crab cock player in the world

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Natural Selection 2.
Well maybe not anymore, I'm washed up.

Does anyone on Yea Forums play Metal Slug Attack?

I'm a top player of Beatdown Dungeon.
Sure, nobody else plays it, but that means no one is better then me

I know enough about how good people are at the games i love for me to not get cocky. My only real chance to be the "best of Yea Forums" at a game is if it's an obscure game that very few people have really played, like Rockin' Kats on the NES, or Metal Warriors for the SNES.
Even something like Battletoads, which i'm probably only one of a few people on Yea Forums to actually have beaten without warps or continues, there's still probably someone here who's better than me at it.

I won 95% of the time back when we all played Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed. I had most of the global lap records on it too before people started figuring out ways to skip complete parts of the track.

>everyone at Yea Forums
Low bar (most capable players don't come here much less post), but:

-Every GoW (Nu-GoW not included)
-Dante's Inferno (even having done so little)
-SWFU1 (SWFU2 was a disaster)
-Dead Space 1 (didn't finish work with DS2)
-Infamous 1 and 2 (3 wasn't for me)
-ME:SoM (didn't play SoW)

Don't think I can say RDR despite my run work as there is much I miss out on for playing without using guns. I'm sure there are plenty more capable (not so much more knowledgable) in a few titles (as with Vanquish).

>has to be obscure
You overestimate your surroundings.

niche hard grindy dungeon crawlers, like SMT games, Nocturne especially, DDS, persona 2, etrian odyssey games, other jRPGs with gimmick battle systems, like those made by imageepoch, Sting and other games which nobody playin

Phantasmagoria of Flower View

Contra and Super C

*maybe* 4 key osu!mania/stepmania

Im not that great at anything else

I beat Lobotomy Corp.

Bet you cunts couldn't.

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Being a jack of all trades.

>you overestimate your surroundings.
nah, you'd be surprised. I consider myself really good at games. I'm confident i could beat 99% of Yea Forums at pretty much any video game, But i also know how good some people are, and Yea Forums has a huge population. Even though the majority are shit there are still some really good players here.

>Most of the answers itt aren't even vidya
Does Yea Forums even play video games?

>bionic seahorse
excuse me user

fucking my little sister

i might be the most beautiful looking boy on Yea Forums

but i would be nervous to post a picture

Tetris the GrandMaster 3: Terror Instinct.
I'm the biggest Tetris wizard on this entire imageboard. Try me, you won't fucking survive. I put the terror in "Terror Instinct".

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Hoo, you really think you can beat me at that noobie?

I wish I was user's little sister so I could bully him and be better at videogames

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Tribes, specifically flag capping.

I swear to fucking god there is at least one game I've played in my lifetime that I've been super good at and nobody has ever been on my level in that game

But I can't remember what it fucking was

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>there are still some
Generally, not. I'm only passing through, but locking down top spot in GoW (not obscure) is easy. I know the top players (few better than myself in any regard). Only one other comes here at all (also rarely). This is not a board for proper vidya discussion (it has never really been particularly good at going over gameplay, advanced strategy, exploits, etc., but instead favors porn, retarded story focus, mods, trolling, etc.). Were this merely being better than most, the list would get larger, but with it being about 'everyone else', I went with the safe/guaranteed picks.

this is not true because i am the best at being a jack of all trades

Classic RO with a SinX

GoW?

Kirby's Epic Yarn, didn't die once ever playing it

this 100%
i had a wr for a short period of time even

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Not many with these initials. I spoke of a Nu-GoW (which won a bunch of awards it shouldn't have), too. Top of its sub-genre in sales (half of the influence for the top game even for fuck-around mentality types). Got a guess?

BT3

BT3 is easy as fuck to play and master

God of War was the only game that came to mind, but I never imagined anyone would care about being "good" at that. not even sure what "locking down the top spot" means in the context of that game, does it actually have some sort of leaderboards?

You're not wrong.

>Anime Image
You should feel ashamed for indulging in such a meaningless art form

Strafe, Nights into Dreams, and Cuphead.

Holy shit, that game was awesome!

>S9
>S5
Lol.

Alright square up then fag, can you beat my 966k on T&D +dt?

>never imagined
Is it the usual bias against the series or perhaps just PvE/SP in general? Fairly typical of this place to address the notion this way.

>"good"
Did you have more to add, then? Something being implied?

>does it have Leaderboards
Why would it need to? You're taking "top spot" too literal if that's how you think such a thing is to be known (needing this sort of verification). As before, the competition is Yea Forums. Which is nothing at all. Even on the wider internet, few would be much competition (let alone superiors in some regard other than speedruns).

Which among this lot so much as does vanilla VH runwork? How many complete it? That's already a small sampling, when it should be just the place to start. Vicious, know-nothing casuals. That's Yea Forums. But that extends out to many other gathering holes, mind you. Hardly unique to GoW even among its kind (one would be dreaming to think the norm even in fan generals is for these people to clear the highest settings). Most just want to dick around (on lower settings) to feel powerful, faff about with flashy combos and move along. Challenge runs are where one can begin proper lessons.

because im probably the only person on Yea Forums that's played it.

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Half-Life Deathmatch, maybe.

>something being implied
yeah, i don't think you're actually as good as you think you are since you have no metric to rate yourself by.

I've never touched GoW because it never appealed to me. but if i heard someone claim they were the best at Devil May cry i'd be extremely skeptical of that too. and to claim you know "the top players" of a game without any form of ranking system or even an unofficial leaderboard makes it even more suspect.

It sounds like you have no idea how good you actually are and are just judging it by the fact that you're one of the few who care enough to brag about how much you play it.

>imagine thinking missionary means you're bad at sex

It would mean you're boring.

Failing

I used to be in the top 10 rankings of MK9 and in alot of Scouting TF2 teams but other than that I suck at everything else.

Classic is harder to play. Besides, it's not like those are my best records. I have a green line m7 (M-roll reached) and an S6 off-account.

the only games i was ever good at were the tony hawk games.

Modern Tetris

So they fucked at least once, right?

>don't think
You should.

>no metric
The metric being what others can and have done in the veteran community.

>don't play GoW
Good chance you wouldn't know a thing about what I'm saying for verification, eh? Or did you want to go through the song and dance anyway? Shall I go on about the various runs, findings, etc. I've made? To compete with this place with a title most don't take seriously on the board?

As before, it is needless. Yea Forums is trash that won't even play the highest setting generally (like many communities, it is full of casuals who do not seek mastery even in games they really like). Why do you try to argue otherwise? Do you seriously think what I've noted isn't accurate (that I'm the best here at GoW)? That some other user is just hanging out or waiting to drop by or something with superior knowledge, accomplishments and such? Come now.

I took care with which titles I noted for a reason as with SWFU1. Same applies there (even more sharply). Who was really trying to learn it properly? Here? Just me. It isn't that I'm more skilled or attuned to the specific titles than others by some amazing potential. Just that I'm among the few who bother. Dante's Inferno? Barely did anything with it, yet I was still willing to list it (such is my confidence few did much of anything with it, and that Yea Forums would have noone more capable at the ready).

>best at DMC
Which is a group that gets lots of people trying to be good at it (even if in retarded ways like combo nonsense). The focus there being more an in-game challenge run (ranks not unlike the leaderboard you speak of). Of course, even the likes of /cgg/ rarely has people who push themselves into runs not encouraged by the game (self-imposed restrictions like a simple 'no upgrade run').

>makes it suspect
Yet here I am. Being questioned by someone with zero knowledge of the series. I'd even taught many of the top players throughout the years.

>how much
How well, rather.

this post made me ovulate

Brawl with items on

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Dota

>S6
>I-its because classic rule...!
Lol.

Post recorda faggot

I am godlike at MK8, I know all the tracks like the back of my hand and my friends will never play with me anymore because I won a couple hundred dollars at a convention the one year for it.

I suck at all of the other Mario Kart's before DS tho

The only game I'm good at is Tetris but in not the best. Everything else I'm above average but not good.

I'm not saying I'm the best (even with GoW). I'm just the best on Yea Forums. Without question. Why? I know the veteran community. Few come here (many retired from gaming, don't speak strong English, moved on to other titles after the series transformed itself, etc.). None of those more capable than me bother. It isn't even like we're talking specifically about something beyond general play (speedruns, glitch hunting, etc.), which helps further.

Less than a dozen have beaten H/VH NUR (or higher) Clone War. Myself not among them (final prize), but I suspect none of this lot will have done it (as before, it isn't likely many in attendance will have even done the unrestricted version of the highest setting). Amusingly, it entails a lot of the PoP people meme about, but that alone can't carry the day (when managing the spawn pool draining necessary to win).

I'm the only one to have done VH PAIN+ ToA W1, but that's more to do with even series vets not wanting to put up with the run in that cursed entry (one of my students should have been more than capable of doing it as he has surpassed me in most regards, yet he let the final boss in NUR+ be how his run ended *some confusion and impatience at work*). That first portion (of three) ends up taking an hour, with much of that being damage avoidance and chipping.

But how many feats would you really want to hear (it'll take more than an hour to list off all this shit)? You can't appreciate what any of them mean (and are left taking my word for it). Among the handful who did VH PAIN+ w/ BH Zeus? VH BoA PAIN+ w/ Chalice Zeus? Meaningless to you. You've chosen to take umbrage with the idea Yea Forums is shit in general (they are), GoW has its own high level players (of course it does, it is more popular than any of the others of its kind, so it will have a few willing to learn it even if a smaller sample of the whole than with the likes of NG, for instance) and I'm at the top (here).

Hot Shots Golf, with the exception of the Korean/Japanese autists that literally map out holes and shit. I'm a little rusty now, though.

probably Geometry Dash, but the game's pretty widespread so I don't know if some secret god lurks here on Yea Forums

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1.9 was peak GD

I don't have a TGM3 board yet.

couldn't agree more

You can download the game and it runs natively on Windows because the Type X is a glorified WinXP Embedded machine

Minesweeper

>Teleports behind you
Heh, too slow.

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>You've chosen to take umbrage with the idea Yea Forums is shit in general
not at all. I said in my second post that most of Yea Forums is shit at videogames. But when I see some blowhard who thinks he's the best at something, especially something with no proper metric like a scoreless singleplayer game, it's pretty reasonable to assume he's not as good as he thinks.

I can beat pretty much any of my local friends in DBFZ and Smash. On the other hand my brother with aspberger was a god at Ace Combat, I can't figure out how those games work at all. Just figured you do loops in a dog fight and pray you get behind the fucker.

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Cock Hero

mr strawberry

Wtf I thought Yea Forums sucked at video games

>Sting
Fucking based

I want to be good at shmups but it feels like you have to copy the already best players, I hate doing that and would rather have the freedom to explore myself

Been accused of hacking on Halo PC so I'll go with that.

Street Fighter IV.

Smash Ultimate. It's weird knowing that you're better than the pros and they get all the attention just because they can afford to go to these tournaments lol.

Also the majority of fighting game "pros" are gigantic scrubs that crave attention and can't accept losses, rather than the actual reason you play fighting games

I was trying to think of some obscure shit, but since this is Yea Forums I had to flip my thinking.

I'm sure that I could beat anyone here at a game of NFL Street, 1 or 2.

I doubt there's any, I'm varying degrees of shit at pretty much everything in life

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To be fair there aren't really any "pros" right now in smash ultimate. Even the best players like tweek and mkleo aren't that great at parrying. The meta still needs to develop, there isn't even an official tier list. I reckon that an average/above average player in 1-2 years will be better than the top players now.

Soul Calibur 2, Mechwarrior 3, and beating my dick

fucking my sister

okay #7 in Utah

All of them. I spend more time playing than posting or responding to bullshit on Yea Forums.

>not at all
Clearly you do. You think there is some chance some schmuck among this lot has so much as done a basic go of Very Hard? Do tell.

>see some
>entire thread is exactly for this purpose
Yet you elect to engage someone (and only that person) on a title you're a total outsider regarding? Bold. Stupid, but bold.

>blowhard
Sounds like you've been hanging around /cgg/ers too much. I simply noted I'm better than everyone on Yea Forums at GoW proper (in a topic precisely for this). Yet you want to contend otherwise while knowing nothing yourself? Why did you even try to engage me? To what end? It's hard to 'show what you know', denote feats, provide evidence, etc. without simple stats to provide? That all this is coming down to? What if it did? Would you then asking for pictures?

Like noted previously, you first took issue with just saying it is a safe bet you don't need a title to be obscure to be better than Yea Forums (even with a 'large population'). They're casuals in about all they do. Then you questioned how one can even be good at GoW, how it can be proven/known (comparing oneself to others) and so on. You're not able to properly perform an inquiry, so why bother?

>thinks
Knows, rather. Write it down on your hand, if you don't trust your head.

>pretty reasonable
Wrong all the same. You forgot to consider your surroundings (once again).

NOTE: I trust you're done playing the role of inquisitor. Or did you want to try questioning the other titles I noted? Maybe those you have some degree of familiarity with. Dead Space 1 isn't exactly an unpopular title few of played. How about it? Or are you quite finished with the charade?

this is explicitly because nobody plays that specific version you absolute shitter

Call of duty modern warfare on the wii

so?

What do you do during all that time? Are you like Terraria autist?

BASED AS FUCK

I came here to bully you, but instead I got nice information. Thanks, I'll look into it.

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Custom Robo and Fossil Fighters

dwarf fortress

pretty much any light gun game without bullshit mechanics.

If the game doesn't use gimmick controls, or has 3 pixels off in one corner move and you need to hit that spot exact dead center im able to 1 life any of them.

can not wait for the sindon light gun to get fucking going.

Super Smash Brothers

i can fuck your ass in dim dream

Mario Kart Double Dash

not based. just normal

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based and high iq

Too many fucking authors ever since Oreimo decide to make it this fucking celebration of otaku shit. Man I love my sister and eroges! Man I love my sister and Light Novels! Man I love my sister and seiyuus! Man I love my sister and fictional little sisters!

Stop with this utter fucking bullshit. There's not much of ones where they both know it's weird and fucked up but they decide to fully accept the potential consequences of having to start anew somewhere where no one knows them. Having to betray their parents by sneaking around, most of their friends being disgusted should they find out, all of these issues they fully accept in the pursuit of a love society won't accept.

Also Aliens Colonial Marines because I was dumb enough to fall for the lies so I became god-like at the multiplayer out of a pure sense of buyer's remorse and trying to get my money's worth.

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getting digits, check my 3

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im decent at ddr, and tetris but im sure there are anons on here that are better than me. Also, does anyone here play invisible inc if not then that too.

It's alright, enjoy trying to become a GM

So why is Oreimo the greatest love story ever told, then? Or maybe I'm dumb to ask given your admission.

The only game that matters in this world user

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Because it's your first incest story and you follow the crowd like the people that say toradora is the greatest love story ever told.

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>my first
Don't be stupid.

>follow the crowd
Only to shit on them (and retards who end up with buyer's remorse).

>toradora
Proper noun. This aside, you didn't answer the question, friend. How about a new one? Why is Kirino best girl?

Her being best girl in a trash series isn't saying much. She's best by virtue of being blood-related and that's it. Her tired tsundere archetype stinks and in no way does she ever deviate from it.

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I will take on literally everyone at Star Fox 64. I am an untouchable God at that game.

pokemon until i realized how autistic it is to play that shit competitively

>was Sorafag all along
Obvious. Explains your being a confessed retard. Sad little loser killed herself. Inspired?

No, just enlightened.

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>enlightened
see: >dumb enough to fall for the lies
>stuck with garbage out of buyer's remorse
That you lack the sense to praise Oreimo properly sounds about right.

But seriously, what's with bringing up some damn silver-haired, second-rate sister from a harem VN that came after the Golden One's Light Novel? That's all Sora is. A poor man's Kirino. Little better than Kuroneko, but citing the smut she appears in (where the brother fucks other girls) as if it competes. You lot should be more grateful to the Number One imouto-wife giving you your shitty fap material and breathing new life into purest love (some mainstream exposure, even).

Pretty good at Civ V, and not just by using the OP civs. Always beat my friends, but only one of them is competent in the game, the others never prepare for war.

That very same mainstream exposure ensured a foray of soulless Oreimo copycats trying to capitalize on it's success and making every story some self-aware comedy between siblings that is ironically completely unaware of how unoriginal and trite it all is.

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Cluedo.

Like absurdly good.

I thought this was agegap yuri and I'm really disappointed it's not

No, unfortunately it's just the purest form of love.

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Maybe Power Stone? Skill Ceiling doesn't seem especially high though.
No.

league of legends
street fighter (3rd strike)

I was really fucking good at breaking Morrowind with never reading a single thing about it online. Really liked to abuse the custom spells especially.

>Make athletics spell give max athleticism but minimum duration to keep cost down
>Cast spell and then jump literally like a mile and a half
>Just before hitting the ground cast the spell that makes you float

Was really good for exploring the map and finding caves and shit. Also beat the shit out of Vivec by enchanting some armor. Probably none of that is special now but I did this back when the game was new and without reading any info online at all.

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>not mirai

Same actually.

I actually even wrote a guide with my brother back in 2005 or 2006 on how to do relatively game breaking stuff, lest we forgot.

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Cute

Publish this and I will buy a copy.

I used to be completely obsessed with this fucking game. S ranked everything several times in every difficulty including VR missions and Sam's DLC, speedran it, speedran it with S ranks, cheesed it, styled it... you name it, I did it. I knew every enemy's moveset like the back of my hand.

Only exception is Blade Wolf's DLC, which I only played like twice or so, because it's garbage.

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Based as fuck.

Elementary school spelling and all?
Just thumbed through it again, and had a good feels nostalgia trip.

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yahtzee

Skate 2
Touhou 1
Guitar Hero
Board Game Online
Some shitty flash game on Kongregate named Advanced Ninja
Rock Paper Scissors
Jacking off

For me, it's Fortnite.

Procrastinati