Why does nu/v/ hate Overwatch?

You have a derpy face, but oh god, bury my face in your ass!

It's weird, right? Even when he's drawing non-human subjects they still have faces like worn out old hookers.

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Very well.

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Because he draws them as hookers

>If I dislike Overwatch I'm "nu-Yea Forums"

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Their poor fucking spines.

because its bad

Because the game doesn't allow you to have casual fun and the ults/abilities are annoying to fight against

Paladins it's better

because it's shit and it always was and so are you
also

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Never played it. I don't think I'm the target demographic for this game. Looks like it's aimed at tasteless retards who wouldn't know good character design if it bit them in the ass. All the characters look so stupid.

actually, it's nu/v/ that likes overwatch.
fuck off idiot.

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It's also slowly dying

Shadman is incapable of drawing attractive noses and faces in general good god its disgusting

well you are nu-v and also retarded for falling into such obvious bait but at least not so much to like garbage so ok

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What if your dick or face was stuck in between both their asses? Haha wouldn that suck?

well he just gave up and now draws shitty comic strips

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It's not nu/v/ that hates it

Everyone who doesn't like Ohio is just jealous of Ohio.

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Because the game went from a skill based FPS to a "strategy" based moba very fast.

the fuck is up with the anatomy

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Ask Blizzard

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Person B deserves the flute and can then sell it to person A in exchange for some capital.
Girl C can go suck some dick and earn money so she can buy her own flute

>t., communist

i dont hate it
im just not interested in it
i like the porn tho

I don't play it but why would I hate it? It's provided tons of fap material for me.

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Also: if B refuses to sell to A for a reasonable price she should be forced to.

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This place was nu/v/ before that game even released.

nu-Yea Forums LOVES overwatch

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It got boring. Great porn though, bless blizzard for giving us overthots

Fig1: a prime example of "dabbing on a comment" or beind "redpilled" in an online cominity.

Why? What if B refuses to sell it at all? You shouldn't force an exchange.

GOD i wish that was me

They need to fire Jeff and his shit team and hire better devs

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In the parable you play the role of the state. The state's role is to ensure the common (national) good. B can't play shit and A can, B probably needs some cash after spending a bunch of time on the flute and can make another one, and C could probably use a song.

The only good outcome for everyone is if A pays B for the flute. Maybe it's not nice to make B sell it, but maybe she shouldn't be a stingy bitch.

I like the porn. Arena shooters aren't my bag, but at least the women are hot. That's more than I can say about a lot of other Western games.

>make bait thread that actually degrades the entire quality of the board for a few cheap (you)'s
>OP is making a bait thread

Oh, also, additional benefit: If B has a revenue stream maybe she can employ C as an apprentice flutemaker.

I want Tracer to suck on my sticky pulsating knob
Fact

I don't believe you

>In the parable you play the role of the state. The state's role is to ensure the common (national) good.

This one understands.

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... what

I don't but purely because the girls make my pp big. Couldn't give a shit about it either way otherwise.

>>make bait thread that actually degrades the entire quality of the board for a few cheap (you)'s
are you trying to deceive me or are you really this new, if yes how was your first hour

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Very important
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I know it's supposed to be her tail but it kinda looks like she's shit her pants.

I want to be D.va and get gangbanged by my smelly virgin fanbase!

>Queen of Spades

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very good

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That's hot.

make sure they pay extra for that though

Based and Gachipilled

But I want to do it for free!
The smellier the fan the better too

Would you have preferred the 7 of clubs?

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>nu/v/
As opposed to the very same Yea Forums that was around when Overwatch initially came out?

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I only play it for a couple of reasons. Number one is because I got it as a gift. The person who got it for me could tell I was interested in it because I was alway talking about the DVA porn and the fact its made by blizzard(former wowfag). I like it because of the porn mainly but also because I like to relive my old healing days in WOW or tank days in WOW but I can also relive the fps days from Cod and halo. I havnt really played a lot of games this past decades except casually and OW is probably one of the very few I put in a lot of hours into.

That being said this shit is retarded and all fucked up. Matching Making is fucked up and honestly this SJW shit has gone to my last nerve. Fuck the new blacktiste fag.

It killed the superior Battleborn

OOF! MMPH!

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b owns not only the work force but also rightfully both the materials and the tools, under no conditions she should be forced to surrender it period
>The state's role is to ensure the common (national) good
it's not, ensuring everyone as the same opportunities to gain it would be much closer to what you're looking for, the state is not a granny ruling over her grandchildren and citizens shouldn't be treated as such, this whole metaphor is garbage
b is also not stated as poor so she most likely has the resources to learn how to play it which might actually be the case since she put time and effort into making one, so imagine this: you gather the right wood, make or buy the necessary tools and spend a copious amount of time making a flute so you can learn how to play it, then the state knocks on your door demanding, then forcing you to give the flute to some kid because she can already play it

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blow me, lolberg

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with pleasure

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>Sunnysundown

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the common good is a spook

you're a spook
in the racist sense though

racism is a spook

nah racism is pattern recognition, it's my property
and you're a nigger

the game isnt fun and hasnt been fun since beta. Porn is good, but I dont have to play or like a game to like porn of it. ex every fucking fighting game

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property is a spook

I'm going to filter 'nu/v/' now thanks

it's also what stirner used to refer to the opposite of a spook you literal nigger

stirner is a spook

spooks are a spook

true

I always thought his artist was sundowner

shut the fuck up you double spooks

but fighting games are kinda of gay tho and dont make sense. at least in ow the girls are in correct roles for their small little feminine build.

Can't tell if this is that blacked or bleached shit, but kill yourself either way.

Good bait thread
>Something witty, or intentionally retarded that people will not be able to resist correcting or calling out
>Double down on the retard when the opportunity arises to make it seem believable
Bad bait thread
>buzzwords and then follow it up with "lmao u fell for the bait!"

One of those things attracts more legitimate shitposters, the other one actually just makes people hate the board and attracts normalfags who think they're in good company. Nice to see you've been here slightly long enough to know how to claim oldfag status, but not long enough to know when you're actually just being a faggot and not funny.

Bleached is a heart I believe

Terrible balancing and changes nobody asked for.
Banter is apparently toxic to the OW team. You literally get good boy points for being Mr. Goody Two-Shoes.
Brigitte.
Recycling the same shit instead of coming up with something new when something like Christmas comes around.
And to top it all off they use a character's sexuality as their trump card as soon as they start to fall from relevancy. It's pathetic.

Why should I support them? Actually, here's a better question: Why do YOU support them?

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Got to 4k playing as Ana with anime music on with 70% winrate then quit because all I literally did was scream english at a bunch of brazilian monkeys while doing nothing but holding mouse 1 over roadhog's ass

he goes by sundown, sundowner, sunnysundown

I don't hate it, I'm just bored of it. I probably played it 500 h. It did its job well.

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an obvious bait is a bad bait
anyone who's been here since at least overwatch wouldn't have fallen like that
also i stand with what i meant before
>>>make bait thread that actually degrades the entire quality of the board for a few cheap (you)'s
>implying people don't find pleasure in this very particular thing

I would give it to all of them

if you know what i mean