Worst game promotions

im from manitoba fag

trying to call a quebequeer a canadian, lol
you should know quebec arent canadians

When have I ever called a Queerbecker a Canadian? We should declare war on Quebec

say im Canadian
calls me a quebecqueer

i think you need to go back to school boy

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Queerbeckers think they're Canadians, that's why they named their hockey team the Canadians but spelt wrong, when it should be the Pole Smokers

i dont follow hockey, how do they spell Canadian?
do they use some accent on a letter like the frenchies they are?

They spell Canadian Canadien which is just more proof their entire population excluding the Anglo Protestants are homosexuals

Contests used to be badass

I won 30,000 from one

They are no longer badass and I haven't won anything since

yikes

shame we cant nuke them

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Just because you don't like it does not mean its bad marketing

news flash, whatever you timber niggers think about quebec, the rest of the world thinks about you

dumb fucking leafs

>places like mcdonalds aren't allowed to advertise toys because kids will want happy meals just for toys
>but giving kids a gambling addiction, letting them play a mature rated game and eating sugary cereal is a-okay

Why the fuck is this shit legal?

That is 100% false

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>overwatch cereal bad
>pokemon cereal good

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Does McDonald's even have ads anymore? I only see ads for A & W I actually see more A & W restaurants now than McDonald's, going to McDonald's is a mission but to A & W? I can walk and I'll see one every 20 minutes, with a Harvey's occasionally popping up

Totino's doesn't sound "mexican" at all, it sounds Italian.

When can we expect that Crystal Pepsi tie-in with Bejeweled?

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they do have ad's but their aimed towards adults these days and they also have healthy alternatives so the world health organization doesn't breathe down their neck because apparently people need to be told that oily fatty food will make you fat if you eat it all the time.

I live in Canada we don't have any Wops here

look's like Travis Touchdown's shades.

I'm sure we can get it renamed to "Chang's Pizza" just for you.

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Literally all the chinks are in Vancouver

Pokemon cereal has marshmallows
That instantly makes it better

The Klonoa wii remake that had a coupon for a free fish taco at Wahoo's was pretty funny. Still got it cause I didn't have one in my state at the time.

It's just fucking Lucky Charms rebrand.

>Mom let me keep the box
>NO
>Smuggle an empty box under my mattress
>Mother finds it and throws it away along with some comics, NES boxes and toy boxes I was saving from her

Hey you should come over

Too bad that game had no actual promotion, because it sold terribly.
It deserved better.

>Canadian
>Quebec
One or the other.

throw out a bunch of her shit

Sometimes I watch cartoons and I assure you they still have happy meal toy commercials. Right now its lego movie 2 bullshit. Not even good shit, it's a big flat lego character face and theres a 3X3 slide puzzle inside.

Here I thought being a poorfag and parents not buying you shit was worse.

that's what he was pointing out

flew over your head i see

lol, I would, but all of my shit is in her house and she'd throw it all, she still moves everything when I visit her searching for drugs to throw away.

I mean, they're not lying. It would be action packed.

I see ads for them all the time, food and toys included. Then again I’m a burger so it’s to be expected

that's a good deal
I remeber getting the game Amazon trail out of a cereal box and some Atlantis game based on the movie

>that photo
this generation is the fucking worst, you walk around with your phone all day, how hard is it to learn to frame up a decent in focus picture!? like fuck you fucking zoomtowns with your zero skills and victim attitudes.

Yeah, it did. Klonoa 2 is still one of my favorite PS2 games. I remember not even knowing the remake existed and seeing it while out with friends and picking it up for like $10.

They always gave away my old toys when they got me new ones, I had to keep them in pristine condition if I wanted to keep them, yet they still wondered why I never wanted to open them, I was forced to open toys I wanted to collect, they even gave away my NES when I bought a PS with my own money.

>fighing game
>fried chicken
Bamco knows their audience

you had to download some shitty app and take a picture of the wrapper and it'd give you a code to get an in game honey bun that does basically nothing.

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It was on the cover of Nintendo Power retard

honeybuns are fantastic

>badass
Did you get your flash drive from Thad yet, Randy

threaten her then thats the only way to get her to leave your shit alone
she is clearly fucked in the head

Nah I love my mom, she just wants to keep me from becoming a hoarder for some reason.

Free game pack-ins are never dumb.

This cancerous gamespot exclusive for the protean mass effect 3 character

What’s wrong with hoarding?

>Vanilla
>Not Lemon/Lime
What a boner.

I would buy that fucking cereal if it was lemon flavored.

>Contests used to be badass
Contests were a mixed bag. 2nd and 3rd place prizes were usually better than the 1st place prize of a trip to some random country (plane fare only) or a visit to [company] HQ where you're only allowed to take a photo outside.

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That I don't know, I also don't know why she thinks I would become one.

Oh wow, front cover gaming magazine promotion in 2008? That must've done wonders, must've been pricey too.

>It deserved better
>LITERALLY stripped the game of all its soul and added nothing
No.

theres a HUGE difference between collecting and hoarding

you see all that shit around your house like little knick knacks and shit that serves no purpose to fill empty space that she "likes"
point that out and if she cant see the difference she's a fucking retard

Remember this?

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I still don't believe this is real, it can't be real.

>Buying expired cereal
KEK

Wrong, there's a ton in AB too
t. halfbreed, I'm speaking from experience since they absolutely stuff the airport bus for some reason

Wow what the fuck

Cheap scarffable chicken bits, eat moar to gain EXP.

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>brother buys some shit burgers
>they come with a code
>figure it's some generic WIN AN XBOX OR PLAYSTATION contest
>get a fucking pickle scope for some Call of Duty

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reminded me of the best brand tie-in

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Expected more (you)s didn't you?

1) Anarchy Online billboards. Showed commercials and ads to f2p players.
2)General Mills did a "collect box tops for a game" back in the early 90s. Actually got Star Fox on the SNES in the mail from them.
3)MtnDew did some small gamecube style disc with game stuff on it. First time I'd really seen a disc that small.

that's actually funny though

Yes

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This, fuck canada

Did someone's girlfriend get fucked by a colossal Canadian cock? Don't worry mate, I'm sure she's not looking up hockey scores and making pancakes with maple syrup to impress her new Canadian boyfriend, there's no shame in getting cucked by a Canadian

Damn, where is that greentext?

This game was short but I loved it.

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