Saw some threads complaining about how male characters are never sexualized, just power fantasies. I call bullshit. Other fem anons, get in here and post the most fuckable male vidya characters.
Pic related. I'd ride that into the sunset.
Saw some threads complaining about how male characters are never sexualized, just power fantasies. I call bullshit. Other fem anons, get in here and post the most fuckable male vidya characters.
Pic related. I'd ride that into the sunset.
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Simply cannot deny the Fillion vibe
Joker is clearly made for men like me who wish they were soft, dainty and elegant while still being super-straight.
it's not fair man...
>Saw some threads complaining about how male characters are never sexualized, just power fantasies.
Male power fantasies ARE sexualized. The majority of women are attracted to men with power and authority.
(And yet, those characters aren't the ones posted as sexy to femanons.... really makes ya think)
I wanted Alex to be my first kiss so badly back in like 7th grade.
i'd say drake and re4 leon fit into the power fantasy category
In media, they are hardly sexualized in comparison to females. But if you mean by femanons then yeah, they love a bishounen.
I hate nu Nero.
Kaiden and Shepard from Mass Effect
Nero was cuter when he was a short haired twink. Nu-Nero ain't bad imo, but he's easily second best.
God I love imitating this look
If only my eyes wore out quicker so i could wear glasses
You'd be wrong.
The "hyper masculine power fantasy" refers to characters like Kratos or Ryu, that are 85% muscle mass. Drake is your smooth talking every-man (no pronounced huge muscles) and Leon is way more effeminate looking, but in a really bad ass way.
Not gay if it's Joker, r-right?
I don't like the new realistic approach, Dante is the only one who looks okay, but I'll play the game regardless tho.
Robin is cute
I miss the more anime look DMC4 had. It was peak kino. As much as I love DMC4 Nero, that design would not look nearly as good in the DMC5 engine.
What edition did you pre-order, user?
Men aren't really sexualied, and this thread is proof. You guys are posting a bunch of stupid OC out of character fan art that makes them sexualized.
>OC fan art
>literal screen shots and official art
Incels are SEETHING
Like one or two are official. Others are just pics of them standing there.
Always thought Ellis would have been super doable if not for the whole zombie thing
Fuck off back to . This thread is about cute boys, not your whining.
>male characters are never sexualized, just power fantasies
That has always, and will always be a brainlet talking point.
A man being powerfult makes him sexual, women get tingly over power, so saying "no-uh, that´s not sexy, that´s a power fantasy" is moronic.
Joker is a skinny twink, though.
Do women like skinny guys?
Is that kind of aesthetic even possible outside anime?
as long as they're prettyboys
attractive to you =/= sexualized
Have you ever saw any form of yaoi? They're full of pretty twinks.
Not really, at least not without disgusting levels of upkeep. I know tryhard guys who like to chase that look but they end up being assholes. Vanity and the pursuit of it is pointless. Get /fit/, focus on career/hobbies and work on your social skills, boom you've outdone the "sexy twink boi" look with half the amount of effort.
Nobody who has posted thus far is a woman. Trannies don't count
Thats not sexualized.
kaiden is such a mongoloid it wasn't really a hard decision whom to sacrifice
umm duhhh
Witcher fan *pukes*
I love Kass!
Stay on your containment board.
Joker isn't for roasties.
Is the phantom dick the male version of Schrödinger's nipple?
fingers crossed
I'm a heterosexual man but even I got the memo that all the guys in P5 were made to appeal to women. Fifty shades of Joker, Misunderstood Prettyboy Akechi, Daddy Iwai, you know what I mean.
Absolutely based
>Doesn't know what women find sexy
Y I K E S
I
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Majority of male protagonists look good. They're either athletically built or thin but I don't hear outrage over that because most men don't care.
It's almost as if women are overly self conscious and critical of other women's bodies
Joker is just cool, he's not a into BDSM or anything.
leon is the most kino character design i ever seen
Are gays allowed in this thread?
Im so fucking glad i got CHROM'D my first playthrough
Womeme's are too unintelligent to understand Iwai
The pleasure of being Chrom'd inside
>Chrom
>*Drool*
Point of the thread was fem anons though, sorry pal. It was in response to seeing a bunch of threads poppin off about how female Vidya characters are made sexy for men, but that there weren't "sexy male characters for women".
Fuck off. Vidya characters are made for straight men, not gay men.
Most sexy male characters are also interesting or have good characterization.
Most sexy female characters are just teeheefuckdolls
Chris redfield is daddy
I got the vibe that he's exactly the kind of guy who would be into domming. You know that anime stereotype about guys with glasses being forceful and possessive with their partners?
Objectively untrue. Not one woman I know, myself included, thinks big bulky muscular dudes are sexy.
Like take Marcus Fenix (or whatever his name was. Gears of War dude). Straight grossest looking guy in gaming.
MY LIEGE
When I see a "cool guy" protag like Joker or Dante my first reaction is "I want to be cool like them", but for women I feel like the difference between their perceived value and the value they attribute to the character they see just makes them go on the defensive, sensing it as an attack on their insecurities.
Pic related, if I was a woman I think she would be the character whose qualities I would aspire to possess.
>Literally who
/pol/ hates sexy video game characters tho.
Stop talking out of your ass user.
Not a chance homo
What do you mean?
>forgetting Raiden
Exactly.
Big Boss/Snake is quite the hunk, yeah. What's your point?
Obviously because they cant relate to male bodies
Few females in media have qualities that I aspire to have, its why i look up to the male characters instead.
Exactly this
I'm not a woman, so I concede to you. I just thought that the "someone I aspire to be like" archetype existed for women, too.
Sorry.
Recommend me games outside of phone stuff with top tier guys
MGS
Yakuza
mhh
I need more friendos to talk about cute vidya males with.
oh
Hhhhnnnnngggggggggh
Just drown a toddler in my panties
Shit, you beat me to it. Vanilla Nero is better than nu-Nero, I agree.
Let it ok me user. Who you about?
I'm a sucker for eccentric types with CONFIDENCE
Phone posting from the salon. Shit that had a bunch of typos lolol
Chrom is considered sexy to women though. There's a reason why he's the guy female avatars marry the most.
yeah men are sexualized to in vidja but not to the extend women are and not in equal number.
But eh who cares they just need to have more sexy men.
Why do they changed Nero's design so radically, if neo-Nero is so unpopular? I know that the new emphasis on realism had something to do with it, but that does not necessitate such a radical change in his design
Hence the drooling....
Post sexualized sad bois please
That's fine! Don't worry about it. I see you like Sho, that's superb taste user!
I would say I like the fiery type, but just like you eccentric types are top tier but any vidya boyo with confidence is amazing, especialy if they are smug about it.
It's sad really because many creators are too busy thinking about "how to write a female character" that they forget that you first have to make them a likable character". Or they're too busy trying to pander to virgin waifufags but that tends to result in forgettable female characters that aren't likable to girls.
A tsundere who uses decade-old internet memes in real conversation? If you wanted smarts there are other characters out there that can deliver.
Honestly I'm terms of female characters there's very few that I'd like to be. Pic related is one of them.
Posting an oldie but goldie.
Man I miss the MGR threads from 2013. He is one of the greats.
It's sad really because many creators are too busy thinking about "how to write a female character" that they forget that you first have to make them a likable character". Or they're too busy trying to pander to virgin waifufags but that tends to result in forgettable female characters that aren't likable to girls.
Holy shit, this. I honestly don't mind waifus, but a lot of them are either bland or STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER annoyances.
Nu-Nero is not unpopular
Geralt is for gays
>neo-Nero is so unpopular
He is popular though, most people like it more because it's not just "gay Dante" anymore
Because sadly most writers take their cues from SJWs and what they want to see, but that doesn't make for a compelling female character. Just the opposite, they're boring at best and annoying at worst.
I know. Too bad his series is dead and filled with fans who do not fully appreciate his beauty
I guess I should of have clarified: unpopular among his more diehard fans
I don't think it's that hard to find some good female characters that are "worth being". But I agree there are sticking points.
For one thing, most protagonists are male, and I think protagonist characters, while not always the most interesting, are often the least flawed in their stories and are pushed as being ideal to some extent. Female characters also often have different strong points than the males, which is more up to preference really.
Honestly, I think SJWs fucking hate normal women.
Anyway, post more boys.
It really does somewhat depend on the genre and the companies. For instance the Tales of franchise is shite at making female characters while Final Fantasy makes a lot of them. To point where one of the reasons why FFXV stands out is because of the lack of strong female characters.
And I also think that there is a skewed idea of what it means to be a strong female character. Far too many people associate it with being an SJW and that's just not right.
Dangan Ronpa sexualizes some of the male characters. Ishimaru in partitcular has a couple of shirtless scenes for no reason than to show off his body.
Persona 2 IS and EP
I don't hate Nu-ro, I just miss his bishonen/DMC4 look. I totally HATE it in the beggining, but now I just learned to .. tolerate it still , IF by any chance the DMC4 hair is available to use on DMC5, I'LL USE IT!!
The reason I suddenly wanna play RE2 Remake
I like how literally no one here knows anything about what women find sexy
So predictable
Probably, they sure as hell don't know what a strong woman is. Heck I remember a few of them calling a female character weak and antisocial because she didn't talk down to the other characters or try to change them to suit herself.
I'm a fag, why would I care about women taste? Dumb user.
Different strokes got different folks user.
I'm just here to post cute boys.
What women find sexy is affluence and decent genes, and whatever teenage girls are brainwashed into liking like bbc
>LITERALLY fem anons posting in this thread
>Don't worry the incel knows best.
On topic: D A D D Y
W-What did I do? I was posting about my love for Sho. ;-;
Admit it FemAnons, you want to marry and heal this handsome devil.
Yeah, why can't they be brainwashed into liking manlet chubby crackers with anger problems
He's alright. I kinda liked the pale bad guy from the first game.
>>LITERALLY fem anons posting in this thread
shhh... some anons didn't noticed
is that Albel fucking Nox
They're just very good friends who grew up together.
Still better than the kangz of criminal statistics that'll leave their kids fatherless.
>manlet
The tallest people in the world come from Netherlands, a majority white country.
You're damn fucking right it is.
Exposed tummies must be cherished, because it's very rare we get them.
Literally ripping out of his shirt.
Not really.
Wrong post! Sho is best boy of the afterlife.
>Afluence and decent genes
The absolute state of seething incels that refuse to admit that personality and effort are what it takes.
How did Star Ocean 3 produce so many fuckable boys? Fayt's hot, Asbel's really fucking hot, Cliff's hot as fuck, Azrael's a hottie, and holy god damn the first thing I thought when I saw Luther was "This guy is terrifying but I kinda wanna fuck the shit out of him while he yells "JUST DATA!" into my ear"
>wears cape and is shirtless for no reason
good taste.
>effort in this day and age
Good luck getting #metoo'd for acting like a creep.
Personality is a big factor of course, but if we're talking about first impressions, it's harder to tell a someone's personality than it is to tell if they're well-off and outwardly handsome.
>Women actually knowing what they like
>Women being honest or self aware at all
Hnnng that's the stuff. Rough me up, mate
I'm almost tempted to try that shitty gacha game just for the best edgyboi of all time. SO3 is fucking amazing for lads, screw the twist. Hot boys and a fun battle system make it the best.
>trapped in mobile hell forever
>Incels only method of coping
>MeToo
Fear of MeToo is the #1 most reliable way to tell if the dude if a colossal faggot. No dude that I've been impressed by out found attractive has ever taken any stance but that MeToo is great. Funny how that works out
you show em gurl
Of course most modern men pretend to be feminist bootlickers. Any other stance and they'd get socially ostracized.
Imagine drifting to sleep with him snug in your arms. . .
gold digging whores are a very real problem. Just look at all the sexual harassment claims that get "settled".
>screw the twist
Its actually not even that far from a seriously considered theory on the universe user! Check out simulation theory, after some things we've seen with quantum mechanics, scientists have discovered that the universe is physically affected by our visual observation of it, and that it somehow KNOWS when we're staring at something or recording it, almost like its smallest basic particles are programmed to only show up when we're looking, its some really weird shit. There's a nobel prize as a bounty for the first scientist to figure out how its possible that the universe blinks quantum objects in and out of existence when we look away from them!
Also the twist may not even be true, the game drops a ton of hints that it might all be bullshit and that Luther is a liar who just 'rediscovered' 3D space after a human civilization on Planet Styx evolved into a post-human society and left 3D space, but that he just found it again after everyone forgot it was a thing and said "I made this!"
Also best boy confirmed. He's like Vegeta, but sexy in a different way
Source please
Pretty sure Blaire states a few times that it's a parallel universe, people just take the IT WAS ALL A VIDEOGAME out of context a bit, and the game doesn't do a fantastic job of explaining exactly what/how sentient people are and how 4D people are "playing" characters. I won't lie tho, it was a little disappointing finding out the Executioners were basically computer programs. I still love the game to pieces, it's my second favourite. SO2 is still the comfiest in the series, and I do like Dias and Ashton.
>acts all coy when you're in public
>makes you bite the pillow when you get home
Not as good because they covered him up, but eh some nice art.
Always found Aeron (fm Pandora's Tower) to be a very cure char, a shame is hard to find some decent art ...
Cope.
Back on topic:
M A M A M I A
Under rated choice
stop talking post hot dudes
It's the truth. Don't want to hear it?
what does he look like under the mask?
Will you be my friendo and talk about hot vidya dudes with me, user?
Beautiful!
Still flabbergasted that a David Cage game produced the best husbandos of 2018.
Good choice. Connor is very cute. Evil Aryan Connor is better.
>ftw fugly old hag who will never have a qt twink bf
Kojima thank you
nowayfag
I'm just a loner fag that wants to have an Albert bf.
IKR, but he uses a sword+chain, a cute male char using a chain-sword / whip-sword , is hard to NOT notice him, lulz
>tfw video games now have to be so puritan we will never see male tummies again outside of a handful of Japanese games
I just like twink abs, is that such a sin?
Oh fuck yeah
I need Ren inside me right fucking now
I just hope that one day VR technology becomes advanced and cheap enough that I can spend everyday with my boy harem.
Little too muscular for me. Give me a man with a deep voice and a whip though....
I either want to be Ren or fuck Ren. Bet his skin is so smooth too in-game.
Hello my fellow femanons. I too, am another femanon. As for me, I would prefer to go on a date with Masculine Man.
It's not too late for you!
>Posts attractive (i.e. not western horse ugly) guys but not sexualized guys
Proof and women and gays don't play video games.
All Connors are great except OC900. A majority of the male characters in this game were hot. Felt like I was being pandered to a bit it was great.
if she's fugly it was over before it started
>thinly veiled politics thread
I should be angry at fem-Akechi, but the hands on the backs of the thighs make it, hhhnnnggg.
I am not a femanon, I am a homosexual man. I posting in this thread and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
That's just the French, they love beautiful people.
It doesn't matter, user. Just post cute boys and ignore all else.
Hello women and faggots of Yea Forums. How does Dutch rate in terms of male attractiveness? Would you gargle his mangoes?
Do you want to be my friendo then, fellow fag?
He's pretty manly, but ultimately a liar. Very snappy dresser. Would take a boat trip to Tahiti with.
We can start off as acquaintances.
*Peeks on you*
I mean that's the idea, I just want people to talk about vidya handsome boys with, so these threads help me.
I can give you my Disc is you don't mind, otherwise is fine.
I like his flowing hair
What females find sexy is very different from what waifufags find sexy. A guy that's fully clothed can appear sexier to a female than a guy that's almost naked.
Absolutely this.
I like the thought of a cyborg penis.
God i wanna feel Ren all over
Can a robo-penis match, and even surpass, a real penis?
Name a series with a higher concentration of best boys than Ace Attorney.
Based
Most male characters are sexualized to hell and back. Only a minority actually look like regular human beings you'd be neighbours with and not 10/10 supermodels.
>no redecing hairlines
>perfectly set jaws with no overbite or underbite
>perfect facial symmetry
>no slouch or poor posture
>well defined, toned or muscular bodies with a perfect fat-muscle distribution
It's ridiculous, but nobody gives a shit because men don't tend to complain about things like that.
Definitely. Could certainly cum buckets and never get tired, that would be a plus. You could even do the impossible and make cum actually taste nice.
I never understood the "male power fantasy" argument. Don't women have their own power fantasies aswell?
>people like to see beautiful people of both genders in their chosen media
gosh user.
thats called a fruit heavy diet, user.
nayrt but dammit I want to lick him now. Thank you for reminding me of his wondrously, canonically open shirt.
these men are romanticized not sexualized.
Holy shit. Are vibrator functions a certain possibility for a robotic penis?
Ryu and Ken
femoids like that shit apparently
Yeah, but for some reason today it's no longer okay and a bunch of hideous cunts are up in arms about it because seeing beautiful people makes them mad, so they've made it their life's goal to remove beautiful people out of videogames, since they obviously can't do that in real life.
So this is why Kokichi was harassing Kibo. Sly little faggot
Makes no difference to my lust
>almost all the actual male sexualization in this thread is gay fanart and not actual screenshots or artwork actually from the video games themselves
this is the only canon ingame image so far in this thread that is actual male sexualization. the rest are just people posting images of men they think society thinks is attractive.
baaaaased, Always thought he was cute af
Good luck finding a dude that sticks to that shit. Good on the guys that can do it tho, but it's fun to think that a cyborg-penis can just beep-boop that shit.
For sure, strength 1 (sitting on a dryer) to 10 (12 inches).
Yeah, fuck those hideous cunts. I want pretty waifus and beautiful husbandos, not Bioware characters for the rest of time.
No problem user, I love him so much!
Also you are still welcome to be my friendo.
Grass is always greener on the other side. A robo-penis likely will not have the same sense of touch as a real flesh and blood one
>good luck finding a dude that sticks to that shit
Im dating one. it's not hard to eat lots of oranges and bananas
>Criticizing fan art
You realize that's the whole fucking point of this thread, you dolt? Females are reduced to sexy fuck dolls IN GAME.
Every attractive Male character is treated seriously within the narrative and visually sexy content has to be fan made.
Wow...
How close are we to a robo-penis IRL?
Can we go little younger
good luck explaining that to the hetshits of /vpol/
Do women consider Kiryu or Majima hotter?
Why are you even replying? Literally every waifu thread is 90% fanart, there's no reason this thread can't be.
Give it time, the SJWs will find a way to demonize fujos and homos too, and force all art of male characters to fit their standards. Tumblr is irrelevant now, but when it wasn't there were already lots of anti-fujo people complaining about the "fetishization of gays" and sexy drawings of underaged boys. Once those people find other ways to voice their opinions and get the twitter armies on their side it's over for the faggots too.
I'm sure someone's attached a vibrating dildo as a strap-on by now
I guess people have different fantasies since I much prefer to imagine myself as a Leon type of build and look over someone like Kratos or Ryu.
No, the whole point of this thread is that male power fantasy characters are NOT fuckable eye candy like incel dudes think they are. Your point is a whole different load of bullshit.
>tfw no dad president isekai bf
They already have demonized fujos and homos because twannies
A strap-on is different from a real, functional penis though
SJWs already hate any type of sexuality. They're essentially puritans, intent on wiping out any overt sexuality. They already hate the faggots because of trannies.
Depends on the woman. Kiryu is the dependable straight shot guy, Majima is the "bad boy" with issues looking for a sweet girl to calm down that raging heart.
>male characters are never sexualized, just power fantasies
And women - guess what - are attracted to powerful men.
I will he forced to report these threads if you keep sexualizing my husband
Lonely Lightning...
Women are only literally able to like female characters if those characters are uglier than them, hence Ghostbusters and Rose Tico.
Which one is your husband.
>ANN and some other SJW hives banned the use of the word "trap"
>because some narcissistic trannies think they're traps and decided that's it's an offensive slur against them
I wish I could speed up the time and move to an age where all trannies have already offed themselves
Caim is for Angelus only. Their union is sacred.
Oh, would you please tell us your husband's name? We wouldn't want to seek out lewd pictures of him and post them here again!
So basically a guy can be fully clothed and not doing anything sexual and still be considered sexy. Does that mean that all vidya males were sexualized all along?
>but they're transunicorn-autisticgender, not ladies you cis white catholic nigger
>n-not a woman!!
Not really, but lots of women do feel threatened by anything that doesn't validate their worldview that every woman is equally beautiful and worthy. They never got over being the less hot girl in their group of friends, so they want to bring the pretty ones down to their level.
41% user! 41%. Our hopes shall climb as of yet!
I agree. No harm in perving on him tho.
It's a problem that will solve itself, but we're in for quite a ride in the meantime.
>Does that mean that all vidya males were sexualized all along?
Maybe? Ask yourself the same thing about movie and Hollywood actors. Normal people don't want to see trannies and uggos, they want to see the beautiful men and women.
Male characters are sexualized all the time.
Women are just closeted gays.
This is Jack's my husband. Please be nice to him.
Reminder that Eve fell for this, so all women are faggots and need the electric chair
Kek, nice.
Stop littering your shotguns everywhere you wetback
Back in undergrad all the girls I knew only liked fucking weeb kid twinks like BnHA boys, Sasuke, and Cloud. These are full grown adults. Not 14 year old girls. Why the fuck are they lusting boys? Where are my older ladies with patrician hunk taste? Fuck off with your prepubescent edgy twinks
>Not liking both
Nothing wrong with liking cute boys of all flavors!
>Women don't like what I thought they'd like
>THEY must be the ones that are wrong.
>people ship soren and ike
>dismiss as made up fujo ship
>look up game
>its actually pretty fucking gay
>japs never deconfirmed, actively promoting for fujobux
based japan
I would take his fluids but I don't wanna get mosquitoed
Don't drink the wine, and don't attend his parties. Then you'll be fine.
Also, don't experiment on yourself extensively, or walk in on his shady deals with pelagic sea demons.
no but seriously whats the appeal? men or women i never got why people got the hots for literal 14 year old characters. Especially when you're in your twenties. Theres better choices than rubbing off to Bakugo
>whenever theres a thread for girls on Yea Forums every picture is of them wearing strings or bending over
>every male thread on Yea Forums is pictures of them just kinda standing around
These threads always lack lewdness. I mean waifufags just had a bump limit blatant ass thread a few hours ago.
Young pure boys get cuter the older I get. Funny how that works.
Look at all the garbage taste in this thread. Women have no standards and wonder why game devs don't care about them.
It's still a ship that takes some real reaching to be considered canon. I only really like Soren, he's pretty cute. If we get a remake of the Tellius games, I hope I can marry Soren and swear to protect his smile.
women are naturally more romantic while men are more sexual. thats why men more openly enjoy lesbian porn while women hide their porn in their slowburn fanfiction
They wanna /ss/
>male characters are never sexualized
lol ok
Fuck you I want that mako-infused dick and you can't stop me.
Posting best Org XIII boy. Had a crush on Xigbar since KH2 and have been blessed by Nomura with all his beauty in KH3.
Good taste.
He's in really good shape for a cult leader. Even keeps it after seventeen years.
That's because you're not allowed to lewd men on Yea Forums, only women. Every day. Multiple times.
nothing is canon in FE. the fact that IS doesnt reject it (even in the long period when it was more acceptable to be anti homo) is enough for it to be considered a true possible conclusion for the characters.
this gets a pass cuz hes clearly muscle man here but the art of all the women I saw drew him like a skinny beta
thats not Demyx
>want to get into FE just for Robin
Is the game his from even good let alone the actual series? I don't get how it's possible to make a boy so perfect.
why are there like no lewds of him at all
I have no clue where the fuck Cage found the literally-who that Connor's actor is/was but I'm very glad he did. And Clancy Brown was the perfect choice for Hank. Cage should drop his stupid short-haired waifus and only make detective and cop husbandos, that's apparently the only thing he's good at.
Here's some actual in-game footage for you, user. If this isn't sexualized then I don't know what it.
Alright where are the dragon fuckers at? Don't lie. There's always at least two. I'm one
for some weird reason nomura made luxord in kh3 really hot at least to me.
You caught me.
pfffffft ahahahahahahahahah
based mods
Demyx feels too much like a lil bro to me. Would be cool to hang out and have a jam sesh with and pat his head.
G-Gacha games count r-right?....
men are not sexualized to the extend women are and not in the same number either, its just what it is right now.
Back in the day, we tried having husbando threads similar to what they do on Yea Forums. It didn't work, but waifu threads are fine and can dare to be lewd. Take that as you will.
Everyone is different. I like effeminate men, but they are still clearly men (abs, muscles, overt chest etc). I kinda like traps. I don't really like males that look like shota at all.
You can also be my friendo.
Having to fuck around with a slow VPN killed tourabu for me. I miss the boys though
whats the male equivalent of cunny?
boipussy
otoko manko
Weenie
Weeny?
too bad the actor is a literal twitch thot
>Remember to Subscribe to Twitch Prime!TM
>Do remember to spam the high tier bird emote!
>Please give me money.
You wont be saying that when he turns out to be MoM Obito 2.0 incoming
based and redpilled
its not so much shota that bothers me. its that every VN has the same bland sameface Bishounen men. The closest to decent looking hunks was Dream Daddy and that turned out to be a fucking mess of a game that lasted a whole 15 minutes. Funny writing doesnt save what a fucking disappointment that was. Feels like everything has to appeal to the fruits basket crowd.
cuntboys. women who want the male body but the self-insertion of getting fucked. or as I like to call: degenerates
It's hard to sexualize women in the same extend, though. Women have so much more bodyparts that are sexualized - ass, thighs, hips, stomach, tits, lips... Guys barely have anything. That's what men send dick pics to women - what else do they have that's explicitly sexual? Women can send pics of their ass or tits - they can even be fully dressed in lingerie. Men don't even have a male equivalent to lingerie.
How would you even be able to fuck a dragon without dying.
>It's hard to sexualize women in the same extend
Fuck, I meant men.
Guys have belly.
Bare male torso is universally considered sexy, as long as it's fit. Of course it's not sexualized to the point that some puritan or muslim would demand men to cover up, but it's still a decent alternative to a dickpic.
>too bad the actor is a literal twitch thot
If I were a literally who indie actor that has to earn their meager bucks with shit ass indie shortfilms, I'd also whore myself out on twitch instead after becoming "famous" over night
>wear panty armor
>get raped
>have dragon babies
yknow if this is what it takes to get to that final step, then maybe its not so bad after all
I've noticed quite a few girls like men's asses for some reason. Also abs.
>its that every VN has the same bland sameface Bishounen men
I totally agree with you here. Fucking yaoi hands are the worst as well. Can't stand that bland style at all.
>cuntboys
These absolutely baffle me. Who the fuck wants to fuck a cuntboy.
>have a man
>take out the best physical attribute
Why.
Hmm...
is this prisoner genetics?
!
>yaoi hands
Ohhhhh boyyyyy.
Which most women aka normie roasties with shit taste find unattractive.
>as long as it's fit
Exactly. And even then it's nowhere near as "erotic" as a pair or tits.
Only a pretty small percentage of guys have abs. You don't need to be fit as a girl to be considered hot by most guys. These days with all the thicc-craze, it might even be considered sexier to be a little chubbier.
user, you are making me feel things.
>Not playing games with guy hot springs scenes
>Which most women aka normie roasties with shit taste find unattractive.
Which is weird, because there is some science behind it. Estrogen is designed to direct fat to the waist, and testosterone directs fat to the stomach. So logically guys with big bellies should be seen as hot, but they're not.
A cuntboy is something you put time and effort in so you can raise the perfect partner yourself.
oh no i completely understand. being an actor fucking sucks. need money from thirsty women. I get it. i just had to stop watching him because of how blatant the thottery was. it really got distracting how strong the shilling was.
it got to the point that i played FE despite not liking tactics games just to have decent looking husbando options. turned out to be pretty good.
and nobody wants to fuck a cuntboy. they want their fanfiction or rp dudes fucking cuntboys so they can imagine themselves getting fucked while imagining two masculine bodies fucking each other.
I dont mind doing it in private but when people start pushing cuntboy connor and trans soldier76 i get really annoyed
For me it's Hector
>Men don't even have a male equivalent to lingerie.
A tailored suit or puppies are the lingerie for men lol
>Women have so much more bodyparts that are sexualized - ass, thighs, hips, stomach, tits, lips
Can't they all be sexualised for guys as well though (apart from tits and hips) as well as having abs? If anything I find all those parts of a guy to be very attractive and sexualize them in my head
What does that have to do with anything?
Disgusting. Stop perverting pure platonic love like that.
ladyanons do you play as men or women in custom character games?
you're not a healslut, are you?
I don't mind if women fetishize my sexuality if it means they draw cute and/or lewd art of gays.
I used to not really care much as a kid. Nowaday I always play a man, and make all-male parties if I can help it.
I also pick the non-human race, if the option exists.
Bakugou is kinda hot tho. You seen those muscles?
Sadly true, I got a boner a few times in my playthrough.
I like em fit like everyone else, but veins like on the middle guy freak me out. Makes you think that even a tiny wound to the wrong place could hemorrhage them to death.
If the male option is cute, I go for that. If it isn't, female.
This is the most beautiful man.
Have you ever caught yourself doing something self-sexist? Sometimes I browse twitch channels to watch whats trending or check out a new game, but if its a woman I actively avoid it, even if its not necessarily a thot streamer.
I also resent a mercy player a lot more if its a woman.
How do I stop it?
I pick men or women depending how the outfits are. if the women have skimpy shit i do guy. then it depends on who has the better romance options, or if i wanna roleplay vs make myself or someone I know
i cant tell over his loud screeching to kill deku
reasonable enough
I love Fire Emblem, and Awakening is a pretty good game to start with. It introduces most of the mechanics of the series while being handholdy enough for a first-timer to have no issue beating it.
Also, Robin is my husband. Back off.
I usually play a woman, but wear the skimpiest shit I can. Power fantasy I guess. Monster Hunter is a good example of that.
>tfw the hurr why do you play as a girl hurr comments in any thread concerning character creation
Beautiful.
I think tera was a game that tried a bit of equal opportunity sexualization.
>self-sexist
Being a woman doesn't mean you have to root for everything with a vagina. I hate most women because I've spent too much time around them and know just how bad they can get.
the whole play as a girl if a man debate on Yea Forums is the most confusing shit. i guess because we had to play as men most of the time, shifting between isnt a big thought process. but people write fucking essays about how is one is inferior to the other. its peek insecurity
>people don’t use rape accusations as a cudgel
Ok roastie
PECS. I fucking love guys with huge pecs.
I work in STEM and the best woman programmer ive met is a trans women. everyone else is super lazy or stupid. i try to work extra hard cuz I feel like i dont want to be put in that category. but sometimes i feel like im overly stereotyping
I generally choose based off of whether I like the male design or the female design more, if both designs are cute I'll think of a name first and pick based off what name I chose
>A tailored suit
Lingerie doesn't cost several hundred or even thousand dollars, though. It' still unfair no matter how you twist an spin it.
Actually, I can think of something that I see as an equivalent to lingerie... sock and shirt garters. So fucking hot, but not really in fashion (yet) for some reason. I've only ever see them in male-focussed fanart, dedicated fetish blogs or in older movies and series. I remember that you could see Cooper wearing them in Twin Peaks, hnnggg
lol
What a fucking roastie.
I know a guy who achieved this, he spends all his money on dumb designer clothes too
Depending on which one is the most funny to play, but tend to use mostly a male char on MMORPGs
I don't know, just seems mostly shitposting and gender politics. Shit like Metroid, RE and Tomb Raider pre-2013 has a lot of male fans and it just isn't an issue.
I go with the cute/handsome guys almost always
There are rare cases where I prefer the female designs though like in pokemon (not that I play it anymore)
I want a Sorey bf.
Tera has some good stuff, but I dont want to be the only gay guy in a sea of lolicons so I refuse to play.
Where the fuck are Little Mac's nipples? If the shirt is that skin-tight, you should be able to see the nipples.
Completely agree, although I'm not sure if it's trolling or just a meme at this point. The fact that those threads get hundreds of replies of people writing long-winded answers on why they chose [x] gender is so confusing to me. It's become the new "traps are/aren't gay".
Fire Emblem awakening is a good starting point for the series. Robin is a customizable player avatar. He can even get married.
The lack of porn bothers me too. The avatar guy from the next game got more.
>All these """fem"""anons togueter
I will assume this is true. Can you answer me this, do you hate big boobs on vidyas? I never understood why if thats the case. I get pump up when I can play as a huge muscular guy
He already has a bf, though.
>sit down
>think of name after 30 minutes
>name taken
>think for nother 15
>name doesnt fit the character limit
>squeeze in shitty 12th choice name, become detached to character, too tired to play once finally in
games without username number IDs need to get fucking purged
understandable. have a nice day
ive been here long enough to know there are genuine retards who would rather take a bullet than be caught roleplaying a woman
where the FUCK is my Punch Out sequel
Arms was shit
i just like how Yea Forums slowly evolved from wanting to fuck traps to becoming traps. what a wild ride its been
men cant be sexualized in the same way imo. those features in women turn men on because tits, hips, cunny they all give signals of fertility. i seriously doubt women feel the same kind of primal attraction considering men only need a functioning cock to inseminate a woman to create offspring while female body is the actual facility children are produced in.
Depends, usually I mix it up. Also depends on how the armor looks, like in MH the male armor looks usually cooler/bulkier, which I find sexier than slutmogs (although those are nice too)
In MMOs I tend to play the more non-human races. My main in WoW was a male troll. I fucking love Warcraft trolls. Probably my favourite fantasy race still.
I can still wish for something along the lines...
Or just a bf to play games with I guess.
This thread is pretty fucking gay desu senpai
>do you hate big boobs on vidyas
No, they're sexy.
Muscles imply a fit male, who will in turn produce fit offspring, who will then be more likely to survive until they have the opportunity to mate. There's a biological reason that women are attracted to guys that are muscled and/or in shape.
I'm not a fan of absurdly huge tits, but big ones don't bother me.
And that's a good thing!
>self-sexist
Kek. I hate most women, but that's probably cause I'm autistic. I hate loud, extroverted and talkative people because I find them extremely draining. I avoid them whenever I can. It just happens that most people from that category are women.
I have no reason to give a shit about any female body part, and that includes boobs regardless of size.
Any DMC thread on this site, I guarantee you at least 2 or 3 anons there are legitimate women.
Lucia self-insert user is probably here.
thats more of a personal attraction though. fit men can provide for women better than some out of shape deadbeat. and fitness isnt completely tied to genes either.
Hot.
Not really. I like boobs of all sizes. Hell, I was in that Destiny Child thread earlier wondering if I should give the game a whirl. HTK does draw some decent sexualised males, but I'm sure the draws are 99% female in that game.
I like titties too, although I'm not a fan of characters that have breasts bigger than their heads because it seems really uncomfortable. The best size is anywhere between B and D cup
define "sexualized." any time a male character is depicted as confident, strong, or wealthy, they are technically being sexualized according to female standards.
>Baleeted
Guys kissing without shirts on is too lewd?
>I also resent a mercy player a lot more if its a woman.
That's normal, also normal to hate twitch thots, because they exist it makes it much harder to tell which female streamers are legitimately skilled aka the only reason I watch streamers
Nahhh
if that’s the case why are guys always skinny soft ass twinks in girl dating games
I like them if they aren't literally absurdely big. I liked pic related, even though her tits were pretty much the focus of her character.
>deleted
Pretty much what I was talking about in If Mikleo was a girl, those pictures wouldnt have been deleted.
Double standards.
Japanese women don't care about muscles. Muscular body is more associated with homosexuality than a skinny twink body is, or so I've been told.
okami that was a good game sip
I want Sorceress to be my mommy
I would say being tall activates that. Scientists proved women gravitate towards tall men so they can give birth to tall, strong children. Women might not be looking at man ass, but they definitely have a fertility checklist.
Im still mad about this. (pic related). Disclaimer: both designs look fucking retarded, but they both have such drastically different tones it really feels like you're being locked out of entire aesthetics.
>I hate loud, extroverted and talkative people
fuck thats me. but i get it. sometimes theres too much noise. i personally dont like gossipy/negative women. but im hispanic so that comes with the birth certificate. for me as long as the person is positive and not mean to others, im pretty chill with em
thats true i guess. theres this RL pro player karma who is like the only cis female i know aside from Geguri who is actually a high level pro player who isnt a support. theres also really good fighting game players but they usually are foreign and/or dont stream. i think its disgusing LoL has a womens team made up of such low rank players that are ALL support. its fucking insulting. Id rather have no women pro teams than ones existing as a joke
Jannies always delete husbando threads, I just want to make friends to talk about vidya men and dang it.
At least we had a good ride.
*Delivers ur package*
Same, friend. It was a comfy thread.
I don't know who that is, but I want him to deliver his package to me.
I chatted with a mod on the IRC channl long ago and it lead to a whole thing and theyre not supposed to delete them anymore, and they usually actually dont delete them as often.
So they just overmoderate them instead. I forgot to consider that janitors aren't going to just suddenly become good people just because the mods had a talk about it and that they'd find other ways.
Cage made me realize I have a thing for silver foxes. Bonus points for dysfunctional and emotionally stunted men (but those things I already liked before)
OP here, didn't think this would last as long as it did, but man ~400 posts ain't bad. Love all this eye candy too.
Game is Ys8, worth checking out.
there's some I love and some I can't stand, I guess it all depends on the character.
I absolutely love Morrigan, Tifa, most girls from SF and DOA, but I also can't stand fotm waifushit like Camilla from Fire Emblem.
I think fanservice is fine, but I think it should go both ways. I know sexualized male characters will never outweigh female, but I don't really mind. It makes finding the cute boys much more rewarding.
ok we posted husbandos, but femanons, who are your waifus?
Could also be unironic /pol/ trogs mass-reporting, but I kinda doubt that really.
Oh come the fuck on janitors, it's just Yangus from DQ8 in a fundoshi. There's OP pics up lewder than this.
Why the fuck was this deleted?
Some people like cubtboy because the love the bodily aesthetics of men, but despise the dick
/pol/ doesn't give a fuck though, unless it's some Yea Forums crossboarder.
There's always people floating around husbando threads looking to report anything they can at all.
The one and only correct answer.
doesnt make sense when cuntboy is usually accompanied by man with dick
Probably for saying something bad about jannies.
I relate very much to female characters that get cucked and I waifu them sometimes
I guess. But is not the dick covered by the cunt of the cunt boy, at least to a significant extent?
I hope you can date Mishima in P5R
Well come on, there's 200 offtopic posts in about the OP webm and we've got a janitor here deleting SFW pictures of video game characters instead. Why?
You're not going to find many fem anons here, you're better off looking at lolcow
No waifus, only daughterus.
>I relate very much to female characters that get cucked
I want to get high with her
I really like Bayonetta.
Like I said, this ain't the first time and it won't be the last.
FFFFFFFF
patrician taste
dumb hot bitch coming through
Cordelia got fucking robbed
thats some mathematics im not gonna follow you on, user
is that even fucking vidya
cucking isnt a male exclusive fetish user.
still a fucking degenerate one though
I have big boobs and I'm just pissed off other girls are trying to shit on a normal pair of boobs.
I love Proto!
This thread is very gay
Amira is in RoB and GBF, yes.
>tfw I actually got annoyed at the Xenoblade boob slider removal
>had to play as a literal booblet
Absolutely disgusting.
I mean I'm not into the cucking in a sexual way
I just sympathize with the characters a lot since I know how it feels to never get the guy
heartbreak is universal
Want some more user?
>have a man
>take out the best physical attribute
Just think of it more as
>have a vagina
>attach it to a handsome man
This
It's like the only acceptable female body types are butchy and androgynous. Nothing wrong with those per se, but it's no fun if petite and curvy girls all get scrubbed because they're "too loli" or "too sexualized".
There's no lewds of MRobin because of the fact that really only Western gays and fujos and self inserters like him, and only two out of three think of him as attractive. To has too much personality to be a self insert but not enough presence to stand out.
It doesn't help that he is aggressively straight and the guy that most his fans pair him up with is also straight and his game is about getting married and having kids. And especially the JP script that makes it very clear that Chrom sees MRobin as his little brother (FRobin is the same until their B support).
Corrin on the other hand is actually bisexual and can marry a dude.
What's your opinion on the shitty "boob envy" trope from anime and nipponese games? There's hardly anything I find cringier
Not sure if I'd call her my waifu, but I like her a lot.
Illuminata is great
>tfw my favorite female character and 2nd favorite male character are both detectives who tend to be really bad at their job
>I just sympathize with the characters a lot since I know how it feels to never get the guy
heartbreak is universal
Just sack up and ask the guy out. That's how I started going out with my girlfriend. She built up the courage to ask me out, and we're still together, even 2 years later.
Here's some Garou for your troubles.
>All this femanon praising good boobs
I guess MAYBE not all women are sluts
That just makes me think of that South Park episode where Stan starts growing vagina sores. A man with a pussy is just sad and gross.
I headcanon that both Robin and Chrom are bi. "You are the wind at my back and the sword at my side" is a pretty fucking gay. As well as, "The man who used to own this body loved your father." (Grima talking to Lucina)
She's easily the best character in 2 who isn't Zeke. Monolith is really good at making badass stoic women that aren't just men with a vag.
Being a slut and appreciating boobs have nothing to do with each other.
Yeah, but SJWs completely ignore those characters because Dahlia exists.
I wanted to play XC2 just for Morag but the whole harem and shitty writing put me off. cant stand the protagonist or shitty japanese humor
>detectives
>bad at their job
A fellow Gumshoe fan, I see
big boobs dont matter. character design matters. you can have the biggest boobs you want, cleavage and all if the outfit looks cool. if its inconsistent or goes full retard (pic related) then any shittalk it gets is deserved
If anything, wouldn't praising boobs make them sluttier than not doing so, though? This doesn't really make sense, user
Funny thing about this pairing is that in universe they might be considered a married couple.
this. It's like this every time this thread topic shows up
>but this is what women want so it counts!
No nigga no
I'm happy for you, chief
usually I'm the one who asks a guy out and it isn't always successful but
well
I still have hope, I guess
cheers
I hope you didn't assume that every scene in the game is like that "Japanese humor" webm that gets spammed.
XC2 isn't a harem, though. Well, it wasn't until fans complained about Nia getting cucked almost as hard as Melia from XC1.
Also, Dahlia really isn't that bad. Probably the worst female blade is the electric-orb one that looks straight out of an 80's Shoujo romance.
It's way harder to sexualize men compared to women, though. Romanticizing is almost as close as it gets. Women care about that more anyway than sexualization, I'd say.
Good luck to you, then. I hope everything works out for you.
Zeke's great, but Malos was my favorite.
Guess I'm the only grill here that loves huge cowtits. Oddly enough I think I only have 1 titcow MMO toon, I otherwise make bishounen or young girls in character creation since they're cuter to dress up. Also can't think of many titcow game protags other than ones in multi-chara games like Dragon's Crown and fighting games. I guess huge tits work best in anime and gachashit rather than standard vidya.
I just dont like Rex. His character design and his personality really puts me off. And I already got spoiled the harem ending and I just dont feel like its worth it. It might be a genuinely good game but the trailers didnt really sell me
Pyra is cute tho. I like her. But she gives me 'dedicated/loyal to you no matter what' perfect waifu vibes. IDK. I used to go to parties with friends and each time theyd watch an entire season of a harem anime and Ive built a very low tolerate for panty shot/boob jokes and tsundere shit
>image limit hit
damn
image limit reached but I want you to know that my reaction image was on portraying disappointment
I didn't even notice it was that close.
The problem with trying to headcanon them as bi is that even if you try to do that Chrom has no attraction to MRobin (though JP of Chrom also shoots down the idea of him being bi).
It's worse with MRobin who also sees Chrom as a family member, and has an official comic and drama CD dedicated to his love for women and his desire to procreate with one.
Nothing to be disappointed about, user
I can't post an image about how much I still want a friend to play and talk about boyos.
>A fellow Gumshoe fan, I see
I like Gumshoe, but he wasn't who I was referring to It's Barawa
Convo was fun anons. Glad to know theres actual girl (girl) anons on this board
user please, girls who don't have boobs will shit on you. Girls who don't have prettier hair than you will shit on you. Girls that are self-aware their body are shit will be the biggest bitches about these sort of things.
If she appreciate a good pair of boobs as much as you, she is a broslut, a creature far superior to a slut roastie
are you a dude? that guy gives off serious bara vibes
I mean, as a game I'd definitely not go as far as to say it's actually bad, but it's easily the worst of the 3 Xenoblades. Very much a symptom of streamlining. However, even as someone who thinks 2 is kinda lackluster, I can't say I ever got the feeling that the game was overstepping its bounds into the "too anime for its own good" territory.
All the Xeno games are heavily "anime", but Xeno 1 is a shonen adventure, Xeno X is a mecha space opera, and Xeno 2 is an even cheesier shonen adventure.
Of course. Why do you think most rabid SJWs are huge, ugly landwhales with brightly coloured hair? They despise normal women.
Time to go back to pretending to be a faggot. Oh well!
I only have B cups and I still think it's a retarded fucking trope. All sizes have their own charm.
I never got being bitchy to others about stuff like hair or boob size.
>wow fuck that thot and her damn genetics, how fucking DARE she
Fucking stupid
Yeah, it sucks. I wanted to make a chestlet midget that used rayguns and a javelin, but the boob slider got removed. So I just made a buff ass Nordic ubermensch that used dual guns.
>they're not sexualized, they're just portrayed in a way that makes you want to have sex with them
>All sizes have their own charm
That's as deluded as saying all sizes of cock have their own charm. B-cups are the equivalent of having a 4-incher.
Nope, I think I'm probably one of the few girls that likes him though
I'm not a filthy lesbo, so I don't think about other womens tits. :^) But for real, I never notice them.
>he hates cute perky tits
Don't be such a faggot, user
I can't see why not, at least for the comedic value. I know for certain that I'd play as a dude in a banana hammock with a 3 foot-long schlong as thick as a gorilla's arm. It's hilarious. I certainly don't find ginormous tits sexually attractive, but for comedic value they're great, and for those that find it attractive, all the better.
No, not at all. The penis has a sexual utility in terms of reaching orgasm, and in that size might affect things for some people. Breasts don't have that kind of responsibility
I also don't like Rex. Which is why I benched him and played as Zeke as soon as he joined my party.
When people say "size matters", it swings both ways.
>The penis has a sexual utility in terms of reaching orgasm, and in that size might affect things for some people
>Breasts don't have that kind of responsibility
:thinking:
As long as it's not a micropenis or whatever Mr. Hands got idgaf. Good men are hard to find, so caring about an inch or two is vain and idiotic.
People with shit opinions like you are the reason the retarded boob envy meme is so popular in anime.
That's a really stupid comparision.
>portrayed in a way that makes you want to have sex with them
That's the thing, they're not.
Girls are way too accepting of whatever scraps are handed out as fanservice for them. Far more than guys are.
Breast envy is great. Suck a dick.
>That's the thing, they're not.
Yes they are. Are you even into dudes?
Read Shoujo manga. Most of it is drawn/written by women, and they have free reign to sexualize the male love interests any way they please. They know their audience, they know what they like, and the characters they draw end up looking like the characters posted in this thread.
Brest envy is less funny that fart jokes, fuck off
>HAHAHA she is sad because her boob small and other girl boob BIG xdddd
What the fuck is funny about this?
Envy is never great, it's literally a sin. You must really be a girl
Breast size might arouse you a bit, but it won't drive home an orgasm. An A cup girl and D cupper can both get you off just as fast using technique. It's harder for a man with a small dick tho.
Why are we talking about boobs in a thread about sexualizing men? It's like I can never escape people sexualizing women no matter where I go.
it's literally in the OP
None of these are sexualized because they are not showing off neither primary or secondary sexual characteristics.
>Read Shoujo manga.
According to shoujo manga the sexiest men are the most emotionally manipulative
t. chairwoman of the IBTC
I don't know if this should come as a surprise, but breast envy is actually a fetish, not just something played for laughs. That's why it's so popular. It also happens to be funny.
I have a sudden urge to see some dick envy between two guys.
I agree with you that it's a super-shit trope, but good luck telling Yea Forums that. It's annoying because it's unrealistic and petty to women, but it's a fantasy to the protag self-inserts of harem anime.
>haha the girls have to compete to get my attention! they're arguing over who has the bigger boobs xD
It's pure fantasy trash.
Image limit reached is the reason.
ikr i'm literally shaking
i'm so done with women being sexualized, all i wanted was a safe space from it all
does anyone know actual women (female) game devs? actually talented ones? the only ones i see are always artists or community managers. talking about actual programmers. no jade raymonds
There's a crucial function that women with small tits don't have - the ability to get tittyfucked.
>both get you off just as fast using technique
I could say the same about penises. Unless the dude has a microdick, he can just up his technique.
Ok tranny.
I'm fairly certain I've seen threads like that on /y/. And /hm/.
>but breast envy is actually a fetish, not just something played for laughs. That's why it's so popular.
Fair enough, but that's still just really shitty form of degredation. It's almost as bad as cuck shit.
>It also happens to be funny.
No. Just fucking no.
Thats why you have lolcow dot farm. This isn't the place. I don't see why we have to be accomodating here when you literally ban us for being male there.
I wouldn't mind it, but it's almost always reserved for NTR porn, and that's not something I can really get behind. There are tons of LoZ SFM animations where Link has a tiny dick and is getting compared to someone with a huge dick, usually to humiliate and cuck him.
Literally no one cares about programmers, user.
I've seen plenty of pics like that. Although they're all furry.
>men talk about boobs
>GGRRR ill make my own thread
>women talk about boobs
>REEEEEEEEE
based retard
>crucial function
How is titty fucking crucial? Sure as hell won't get the girl pregnant, retard
Do 3D modellers count? Team Silent had 1 or 2. Find a pic on google images.
ok what about indie devs?
A couple of musicians, artists, and character designers. Programmers almost never get any attention. No famous directors/producers that I can list off the top of my head, though. None this decade, that I can recall, that actually made noteworthy games (you could say Zoe Quinn, I guess, if you stretch the definition of game).
You sound like a femanon who got offended that people weren't talking about your body.
t. flatty
>Fair enough, but that's still just really shitty form of degredation. It's almost as bad as cuck shit.
Yeah, I acknowledge that. But it's not usually meant to be played into cuck fantasies. It's mostly about making a female character crack her facade about not caring about attracting guys. Something that is a touchy subject for them, in a sexual way.
ill count that. but only because its a bit more technical.
t. 3d modeler who gave up and too lazy to pirate z brush
>Depression Quest
>Programming
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Sometimes you just want to mix things up. If you're having sex recreationally, it's a nice way to spice up your sex life without diving into fetish territory.
Never said Zoe was a good programmer/designer/producer, just that she's filled those roles and is (in)famous. If you want to be very fast and loose, there's Brianna Wu.
>tfw have big boobs, but it hurts to tittyfuck my man
Dicks are really really hard and the girls get sore after a while. Feels bad. Is there anything I can do to alleviate this?
>thousand games where male characters are shirtless
>thousands of games where male characters have male friends, which makes the fujoshis excited
The only reason people complain about women being sexualized is because real bitches are too insecure to show their bodies normally like men do.
why havent you learned programming and become the first talented femdev, user? what are you, an idea guy?
I mean that makes sense, but I don't think it matters from an evolutionary point of view. Big tits are attractive because they signal fertility, not the ability to titfuck.
Is there legit a single female in this thread?
And I mean female, not a dude that cut his dick.
yes. theres at least 12.
>Is there anything I can do to alleviate this?
Use lube/spit
Are you using lube or oil?
I'm too fucking retarded to program. Tried it a few times, gave up quickly because I couldn't program the most simple things. Too much of a logic-brainlette.
Yes.
How new are you? There are tons of fetishists like that in Yea Forums alone, who want to fuck feet, armpits etc. Tittyfucking is the most normal thing imaginable.
>Yea Forums
>most normal thing imaginable
???
They don't actually signal fertility. Humans and cows are the only mammals (not including Neanderthals) that have engorged mammary glands outside of giving birth. They're selected for sexually because men find them attractive, and all the small tiddy humans got bred out of the gene pool by big tiddy cavewomen 500k years ago.
Make it less obvious that you're actually on the HOW DARE YOU NOT TALK ABOUT WOMEN side.
what the actual fuck user
I use oil for a bit, but it's not the skin. They just start to ache a bit what with all the squishing. They are super sensitive, mind, anytime he starts touching the nips I get close.
Or maybe I just like both boys and girls. Relax sweetie
opposite here. i can program, but i cant come up with actually interesting gameplay. all games i play are autistic reflex games. I can make 'gameplay' but I never can come up with anything that actually feels fun to play.
Because I'm studying to be a chemist, haven't decided what kind of chemist though, probably soil science
yeah
I guess then it's just about making him cum before you get too sore from doing it. Remember to focus on the tip where dudes are the most sensitive.
chill the fuck out user. i like dick and tits.
>relax
Says the guy who has to post ironically at someone who wants to talk about men in a thread about men.
I've heard humans got big titties because they imitate how the ass looks. For apes, the ass is the most attractive part, their titties are pathetic compared to human tits, they are purely functional
Since humans walk upright the ass vanished from their direct field of view, so titties that looked like asses were considered more attractive, thus evolved to look round and form a cleavage.
Dunno if that's true but it kinda makes sense
Good thing you made the same post twice so I can just point to again.
What? I came here to talk about boys but discussion changed and I went with the flow. Then some girls here started getting triggered. Like you
It might be. Again, it was purely due to sexual preference and beauty standards. So whatever our ancestors thought was attractive is what we ended up becoming.
Noted, appreciate the advice.
chemistry was the one class i bombed back in highschool. could never manage that shit. godspeed user
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literally what the fuck are you on about user
Maybe you are squishing too hard from the sides. You need to push the front too so the force is distributed more equally.
Go look at some titfucking porn I guess and see if they do anything different.
>What?
Retard.
Also, really, you think Im a girl because I'd prefer you NOT talk girls?
>literally what
Literally retarded.
Post proof with tits then
>thread turns into a catfight
Why do femanon threads always suck so much
its literally just OP tilted women like boobs too
It was comfy when we were still talking about husbandos. But when people on Yea Forums get bored they default to shitflinging I guess
It's not just a femanon thing in this case, plenty of guys trying to add fuel to the fire it seems
we hit the pic limit a while ago new thread someone do it lol
sure thing OP
I'd post a pic of my nails, but I wouldn't be able to post a pic seeing as the thread will die soon