[glass him]

"glassing" means hitting someone with a glass or throwing glass at someone. So I imagined it would be either of those 2 things.

I was hoping he would break a glass and stab or cut him with it. I was a little disappointed when he just smashed it on his head.

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>It means to get a him a glass of water you buffoons.
where? where i live, that isn't the case

Are you canadian or swedish something?

That's when you raise your glass up and yell about people who annoy you, right?

Ban americans from the internet.

Fuck that, how sheltered do you have to be to not know that glassing someone means smashing someone over the head with a glass?

I'm british you wankstain

The true britbong test

To smack his head. I just expected a punch, not the glass being used.

Yknow when a nuclear explosion superheats a desert or beach and turns the surface into glass? I think of that.

Use the context clues. I wonder if the people who misunderstood it have ever read a book before.

Hitting somebody with glass also cuts them. I saw somebody get glasses once and it was like their throat was slit.

This. To glass someone means to hit them in the face with a bottle or a glass.

Smash a bottle, then stab him with the smashed bottle you dingus

Friendly reminder that Telltale is fucking dead

In the conversation the Woodsman's having with Bigby he mentions that he could get a free drink from the situation that he's in. Anybody with a brain could put the context clues together to think that glassing him would get Bigby to order a glass of something.

>[Glass Him]

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Then you have double no excuse for not knowing what glassing is then, you invented glassing.

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Burger here, "glass him" has never meant anything but smashing someone with a glass here.

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How does anyone confuse glassing someone with toasting? Even if you do manage to mix those up, why would there even be the option to toast considering the contents of his confession?

>There are actual brainlets who thought "Glass him" meant "Offer him a drink"

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Confirming this, you have to have never heard the term and be confident in your own autism to assume your knee-jerk interpretation to an unfamiliar phrase is correct.

This.
Retards will argue "glass him" means give him another round, but if that were the case, the option would've been "invite another round" instead of the commonly known slang for hitting a motherfucker with a glass

I'm Texan and glassing someone still means smashing your bottle or cup over their head here.

Violently smash a glass over his head because I come from a culture bloodthirsty barbarians.

O-OMAE...

>[Punch him]
>"Why the fuck did he use his fist to smash him in the face? I wanted to give him a nice glass of fruit punch"

That moment really fucked us non-natives over. I thought they'd clink glasses together and have a toast.

I'm never buying another pair of glasses again

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The detonation of a low yield nuclear weapon in the general vicinity, turning matter to dust and, in turn, turning any dirt, dust, and sand hardcore enough to stick around into glass.

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>Then you have double no excuse for not knowing what glassing is then, you invented glassing.
I never said that, I was replying to the guy who didn't know

I don't remember the details but in my playthrough he was opening up to you and having a melancholic moment that almost seemed like him and Bigsby are buddying up or at least understand each other. Which is why the following option had such comedic out of the blue effect on me, I literally burst out laughing and saying out loud "what the fuck?"

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You don’t need context clues if you already know what it means. Don’t be a retard

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Anyone have the one gif/webm of that VN where the option is to not eat the lunch the moeblob made for you?

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>hold still while i glass you

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I expected him to break a bottle and cut him with glass.

They did it to themselves. I would have bought good games, but instead they kept releasing garbage. I'd still buy tales 2, that one was great.

>Shove Dijkstra aside. Forcefully.

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It was a good scene, but he was confessing about how he planned to rob the grandma's house and how he really wasn't a good guy. I might also be remembering wrong but I think he even mentions that he only saved the day because he was hoping for a reward. Why would you toast to that?
Glassing him was a bit of an extreme action but it makes the most sense in that context, compared to clinking glasses.

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What was this game called?

Alpha Protocol

The use a broken glass to stab someone

To hit a guy with a glass. If you're using a noun as a verb like that, you often mean to hit them with the object.

Spic here, me and everyone I know who knows about this game understood "Glass him" as "Hit them with the glass". I guess that since we lack knowdlege of english slang we assume the most literal interpretation of making a noun to a verb, and that this could with any noun-turned-verb

>try to smash the glass down on the bar threateningly
>end up smashing him with the bottle
why don't they ever write what they mean on these dialogue wheels?

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Were a lot of people actually confused by this? I know the Two Best Friends fucked it up, but was it actually a widespread thing?

Surely if you're not sure what the phrase means, you'd just pick one of the other options?

>Beer me = get me a beer
>Glass him = smash him with a glass

Did you really expect the main audience that played TellTale games to have an IQ higher than in the 90s?

to give him glasses so he can see again