HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PASS THE STAGES WITH NEWMAN?

Seriously who thought the thirsty debuff on pretzels was balanced?

lobster bisque is more effective but calzones are easier to grind I guess. Take your pick

Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old when he was 39 in 1993

Really? I thought the most controversial part was the QTE with Jerry and the 17yo girl.

Man how disgusting. If he had just waited 6 months he'd be a saint. Oh well.

how deep does this lore go?

Did you cash Nana's birthday checks for an early xp boost?

They gotta nerf the fucking car periscope that shit is fucking broken

Let's face it, instead of a point and click with funny original dialogue it would have been a dimwit 2d platformer with recycled memes

The rng is fucked, you're gonna have to hard reset until Newman doesn't spawn

How do I become spongeworthy??

I'm stuck trying to get the rental car that I RESERVED ahead of time. I thought that was how you do it? They keep saying they don't have it.

Where the hell do I find Bob Sacamano?! He sold me a defective wizard and now I wanna kick his ass.

Kramer can pass every Newman persuasion check

Why not both? I can already envision the level where Jerry steals loaves of bread from geriatric women

You have to use your stand-up powers at that point, make sure you have the mic equipped even though he doesn't use it

did you grab a plate of cold cuts from kramer to distract him? You can skip a lot of the more trivial things by doing that.

>condom factory level with Bob Saccamano
Fucking impossible.

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>that level you can only beat if nofap in real life
Master of Your Domain is some real bullshit

Elaine is easy mode but you have to watch out for John F Kennedy Jr or you will insta-fail.

I can't solve the puzzle where you figure out the deal with airplane food. Any suggestions?

just got out of the pool as george and i dont know what the fuck i have to do to get rid of the debuff

You need to complete all the airplane levels

There are 387 puzzles where the answer is meant to be left blank. This may be one of those.

youtube.com/watch?v=8Ub_EBLa6h8

It's permanent. The only way around it is to activate a special revenge value using lobster and eggs

>fuck someone 18 years old
>fine

>fuck someone 17 years and 364 days old
>you’re a rapist and literally Hitler

How do Americans justify this?

use jumbalaya, it’s twice as effective as the other two

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>kill a baby before it is born
>fine

>kill a baby after its born
>literally hitler

Yea but getting jambalaya drops is pure RNG bullshit

was this plot cut out of the saturn version? i dont remember 38 year old jerry raping 17 year old characters

Oh, it's the thread where we pretend that some Yea Forums show is actually a video game? Hahaha!!!

What is the best build for.... pffftttt... Constanza? LMAO!

>What are Romeo and Juliet laws

brainlet

Cool trick, during the standup mini game keep spamming “what’s the deal with airplane food?” If JFKjr is in the audience for the set he’ll develop an interest in aviation and be removed from the game before ‘master of your domain’.

Deliver less mail so he get to Hawaii

What the fuck was up with the Kenny Rogers Roaster level? I didn't sign up for a full blown horror game. Mr. Marbles was too fucking hard.

>How do I get past 2/3rds of the game
did you even try?

i spent close to two hours trying to seduce that woman at the diner untill i realized i had to pick all the wrong dialogue options to proceed. pretty cool gimmick even though it was frustrating

Obviously the Baseball Bat, still to this day too OP

>that game breaking trivial persuit bug
this is why ill never replay this game

How the fuck are you supposed to beat the odds and evens part? Been stuck in that forever now. It's impossible!

that time trial racing minigame before that stage was dope though

The dealership level is busted if you are playing as George. I'm trying to complete the objective where you get a Twix, but it keeps getting stuck in the vending machine.

The best part of this is that it doesn't affect your rep like cashing Nana's checks does. Although giving Kramer full reign of the refrigerator over the course of the game is free and easy rep points so a lot of choices become inconsequential like most of these games with choice.

I'm starting to think it's actually impossible to get the T-Bone title. No matter what I do I end up as Koko The Monkey.

make sure to use your 'getting upset' ability if the coin touches the table.

what'd you think of the twin towers romhack?

Did you do the rhythm game perfectly? Point to the elbow slightly before he says bone.

Because its not really like that, the laws sort of address that problem. Consent is lower in NY anyway, so he was fine. But even where it isn't, there are many places where you just need written parental permission from age 16.
But it is creepy to do so of course people will judge but that's all they can do

I can't figure out the timing on when to safely take a peak at cleavages, they seriously need to increase the tiny window on that.

is there any way to change your barber? i accidentally chose the wrong one and i'm not sure if i have to reload or if there's something im missing

I WAS IN THE POOL

I wish they would stop spreading rumors that it's possible to revive Susan. I tried buying the super-expensive invitations with the lamination, and she instead slipped on one, fell down the stairs, and broke her neck.

Get a rug on it

>Objective: deliver the Festivus pole
>reward is getting railroaded into an unwinnable fight against the Man of the House
explain this Seinfeldtards

As far as party comp goes, don't underestimate the power of angry eyebrows Uncle Leo and Retarded Kramer on the front line.

Guys where the fuck do the mackinaw peaches drop? I’m trying to complete all of Kramer’s sub quests

i cant believe Capcom got away with stealing the whole Mr X concept from this game. Hearing Bania walking through the hallways was such a big part of the Jerry campaign.

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>He asks while living in a country with an age of consent

I mean, what's it there? 16? So why does sex with someone who's 15 years old and 364 days illegal?

Most states have an age of consent lower than 18, by the way.

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I swear the controls for the Dancing Elaine minigame were not properly checked for bugs. No matter what I press, she dances like she's doing a very slow dry heave.

That's only if Costanza stops banging women and goes cold turkey

>yfw this hidden boss fight
>the madmen actually did it
name a single greater crossover in all of videogames. You can't.

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The timed mission where you need to drive her boyfriend to the airport is bugged too I'm pretty sure. No matter how many times I do it it's impossible to beat the clock

is it even possible to not die as George when you get out of the nazi limo?

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Guys, the final boss fight with Judge Vandelay is kicking my ass. I can get over his "He Stole My Marble Rye" and "It's Moors, Not Moops" opening attacks, but I start flagging when he uses "They're Real and Spectacular", and then I have no way to withstand "You A Very Bad Man". I was told summoning Jackie Chiles would help, but he's doing nothing and I'm out of options.

Only if you grinded the hell out of the Feat of Strength Festivus minigame. And even then, you just BARELY survive

>aids walk mission
>forget to equip the ribbon
>fail
It's just a stupid ribbon, why does it matter?

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Dummies, all you need is a Drake's Coffee Cake. There's a bunch of them in your safehouse.

>literally American law

Make sure they're Drake's and not Entenmann's. The switch won't fool him.

I'm still stuck in the damn parking garage. I had to take a leak at least 20 times and the guard keeps catching me.

How the fuck do I escape Bookman? He's worse than Mr.X

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Fuck that Marble Rye Mission.

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Is Seinfeld the comfiest show out there

Is the Chinese restaurant mission bugged or something?
I've been sitting here for hours, I already failed the Plan 9 from Outer Space mission and my hunger meter is almost empty.

yes
and it aged better than any of it's contemporaries

Say that to Fraisers face and not online and see what happens faggot.

The invincibility frames on Newman's dash is bullshit. When are they going to patch this fucking game?

How the fuck do I get through this bullshit level? The audience keeps laughing at every dialogue option I choose

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>Nevada
STATE'D.COM

Seinfeld had more consistently good seasons but Frasier was solid. Better than Friends imo.

It's a Kobayashi Maru, the unwinnable mission is there to teach you fear and despair

Seinfeld > Frasier >>>>>>>>>>>>>> suicide >>>>> Friends

this is fucking stupid, roleplaying like this is a real game

How the fuck do I beat this?

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LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE

Don't let him get above you
youtu.be/aC6NX0EyeiI

>tfw have to choose between cinnamon and chocolate babka
I can't do it boys

>Seinfeld
>Frasier(especially past season 4 when it turns to shit)
>Comfiest
NOT
SO
FAST
THERE

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Everybody knows the king of all sitcoms is M*A*S*H. Hell, reruns of the series finale are still celebrated as small televised events.

>tfw suicide isn't actually painless

You're supposed to lose. You make it to the other side, but the physics of the curb won't let you get up it, and a cutscene begins where a truck smashes the machine.

>stop laughing it's not funny
jesus, what a situation

This incident made me realize something: being funny is innate for some people. Lots of people struggle to develop the "skill" of being funny, but it's really closer to being naturally good looking. An ugly person can do their hair and put on nice clothes but a beautiful person can't be ugly even if they try. Michael Richards just IS funny and there's nothing he can do about it. Not to say comedians don't have skills, but that their baseline is simply unattainable if you're not born with "it"

But MASH ain't comfy son.

So basically win in the game but still lose in the cutscene? I hate that shit. It's the rooster fight mission all over again.

Exactly what do I need to do to finish the Puffy Shirt mission? I got into it without intending to, and I'm stuck. Can't even unequip the shirt itself.

that's my favorite episode

Aw, but it makes you look like a pirate.