Doktor. Turn off my pain inhibitors

GOOD OL' NINE OLEVEN

I don't think he was wrong. Racial justice is a fucking joke, when you look at how much injustice the "Poor and depraved" inflict on themselves.

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I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

12 posts in and this thread is already better than 80% of the catalog

WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW
AND THE FIRE'S HOT
THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS

What?! This...this is madness! You-

What did he mean by this?

>this thread appears just as I fire up MGR
based

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MEMORIES BROKEN

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DO IT!

Why was Monsoon so surprised that Raiden decided to go with what he was memeing? Is Monsoon a retard?

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Truly a better time.

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>YFW "SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, JACK"

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A Stranger I Remain is my favourite song on the OST and no one can change my mind

DEAD ON

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youtube.com/watch?v=toOFSVmyIuw

I was honestly surprised when I found out there's an entire verse that was cut out from the game.

>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

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I didn't know there was another version of this for MGR threads

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Because they didn't think he was as crazy as they are.

Oh shit neat, thanks user

STANDING HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=U3zaW3C3FF8&t=67s

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>figure out how to parry
>several enemies later figure out it becomes impossible to take damage from 99% of attacks by early parrying
There was something really wrong with the game.

YES! YES! SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN!

user please i just wanted an answer.

Sounds like a really slow playthrough desu sempai.
Boris was masturbating to the fight.

He was memeing for fun though everyone else was in on the joke. It just turns out Jack was to retarded to understand that.
Monsoon literally memed himself to death.

>want to replay game
>remember that part

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HOT FUH DAYS

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>*and thought
Seems I am too retarded as well.

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I REALIZE

Thank you user. I rarely make threads and appreciate your comment

Kinda this. I think they were just fucking with him, and were more or less trying to get him to give up, or at the very least lose his morale.

Then Raiden turned that shit up to eleven, and Monsoon realized Raiden might be worse than they previously thought.

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*blocks you are S rank*

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THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THE CYCLE

So they were literally just bullying Raiden thinking he would just go lay down and cry? But then they get fucked because Raiden just went with it.

LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN

I'm still mad. What a fucking unnecessary cocktease.

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Literally Jar-Jar Binks

Nah, his pranks just went way too far and he realized he was in deep shit after that.

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god i wish this didn't happen

jesus christ

Yes, that's the gist of it.

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

The fact that this game never got a sequel is a greater crime than Scalebound getting canceled.

TRIED TO MAKE HISTORY

THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

A wet fart is a greater crime than Scalebound getting cancelled. It looked like absolute garbage.

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nintendolife.com/news/2019/02/rumour_platinumgames_scalebound_is_being_revived_as_a_nintendo_switch_exclusive
This has been floating around for a week or so
Personally I think scalebound looked like ass and i have no clue how its chugging framerate would work on a switch so take it with a sizable grain of salt

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE?

What a pretty meme! Exquisite!

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Maybe if you're going for no damage. With some EM grenades and one of the Gatling cannons he's EZ-PZ

i heard senator armstrong played college ball, you know

What a chad

Does he write his own speeches?

Glad he ain't one of them beltway pansies.

How can he speak with a metal jaw?

Better than without a jaw

probably at some prissy ivy league school

I love this game

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THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

well, no

JITTERBUG

Doktour*

He reminds me of one of the pokemon characters.

>Doktor. Turn off my meme inhibitors.

WTF he literally did nothing wrong. All he wanted to do is make America great again.

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

THAT VIOLENCEE BREEDS VIOLENCEEE

how does it feel knowing than this little guy has probably busted several nuts inside thight pussy Yea Forums? it must suck let me tell ya

>ending scene where you have to watch him being shipped with cute 300 IQ girl

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BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAY

I AM A WIND
OF DESTRUCTION

I CUT MY OWN PATH, YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATHHH

CAN'T BREAK THIS SHIELD, JACK!

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>He's good
>Real Gooooooooood
Sundowner kinda confirmed that to Sam.

COWABUNGA

Has there ever been a more kino game?

BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAAAAAME

This
This is madness!

THE WORLD HAS TURNEEDD SO MANY HAVE BURNED, BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAAAMEEEEE

Friendly reminder that the game will be part of Games With Gold in March and has both of the DLC availible for free right now.

>tfw you accidentally get the jetstream achievement

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNNZDrS0W8M

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMSTROOOOOOOOOOOOONG

>mgr2 FUCKING NEVER
I think they should make an mgr2 play more like Sam's dlc or at least have that as an optional playstyle now that Jack has his Murasama.
Man there's just so many ways they could improve upon mgr's gameplay that it's frustrating to think about the lack of a sequel.

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Raiden in Smash when?

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youtu.be/0zt3jQBJuQ0?t=37

THOU SHALT NOT PENETRATE YONDER BARRIER, JONATHAN!

I must take a doomp

>Not when you're "purging the weak." What do you know about the weak? You weren't born poor, you've never been hungry. You don't know what it's like to steal, to kill, just to survive.
>But you DID survive. Through sheer force of will, following your own rules, you took back your life.
>And now, I'm gonna take yours.
God, the dialogue is just flawless.

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MEMORY BROKEN

>This isn't my sword
Was perfect, you could tell they wanted the game to feel like you were piloting a B tier action film and they got it just right there.

DELETE THIS

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I would bust the fatest nanomachine fueled nut if this were to be true.

>Sundowner
>just evil or lust for power
YOU'RE BAT-SHIT INSANE!

Try university of Texas.

Could have gone pro if he hadn't joined the Navy.

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YET STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND...

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Honestly, if they'd only gotten another year to finish things up, I feel that it would've been perfect. Even if the game as it was is already close to it.

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THE WAR STILL RAGES WITHIN

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Why is that S mirrored?

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Oh how pretty
All the scenery
This is nature’s sacrifice

I really tried to like this game. Dropped it after the 911 guy, for his name

He was already in PS all Stars remember.

I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAME

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