RDR2 Hype Lies

RDR2 Hype Lies

Lets reminisce on the biggest lies about RDR2 before it came out.

>Every NPC will each have a set routine and even their own bank accounts you can rob someone over and over to make them broke and homeless

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hard mode: post proof that rockstar officially said those things

>Every building has an interior
This one got me good

It’s the same every time.

>RDR2 will prove that god exists

>If you kill someone their relatives will hunt you down

As someone who followed red dead extremly close up to release, I gotta say none of this shit was ever said. The one thing I saw a lot, never got confirmation that rockstar said this, but that family members of killed people will come back for vengeance or some shit

You bought the game. They won. You lost. lol @ trusting Rockstar after GTAV. I didn't buy that, either; after the first reviews I KNEW the gaming media were lying about how good it was. RDR2? Same thing.

jounos said these things
stop reading reviews and marketing material, gaming journalism should die.

The only thing i saw has that if you turn off the map, arthur asks for directions when talking to npcs on the frontier
that legit?

this

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That was just wishful thinking on their part. They made it up.

Fucking console limitations

Journo lies=/=Developer lies
get your shit straight, OP

That the AI was revolutionary and unlike anything we've ever seen. Oh and that robberies was "in-depth" or whatever the fuck it was they said

wait are there actually tornadoes in the game?

I remember hearing it's legit but the game basically isn't playable that way

Isn't there an encounter where you can get raped by a dude?

>>Every NPC will each have a set routine and even their own bank accounts you can rob someone over and over to make them broke and homeless
You should know this better. I don't know one console that could run this shit without problem.

Yeah and they are all voice by Bill Paxton

yeah, cos that's the same as sex, right?

Not quite. They do that automatically, even if the map is on. It does feel like the NPCs say those things to Arthur, not the player as a way to find the place without the map. It's sometimes not very precise, often they just say it once and you'll have to remember it.
But yeah, when you are riding a stage coach with others, they'll say "make a left here", "go right by the crooked tree there", etc. It's overall pretty cool, but more for atmospheric reasons than gameplay reasons.

yes?

I am aware of these obvious things, I was just hyped for RDR2 and wanted to see what it was like for other to play it, and get an idea of what I'm buying. Regardless RDR2 did not disappoint even if lacking some of the features people that weren't rockstar said there was.

They do have routines though

Are there tornados or twisters in this game for real? I'll play it if they're big.

No, just earthquakes.

Gay

I fell for that one too, god damn

remember when redner group shills got really mad when people said that they will only buy this game on sale, then the redner group shills responded by saying that that'll take like two years for the price to drop? it's already 35 on amazon now. it is still generally too expensive for a 7/10 game

Yeah I'm not buying the game until it's released on PC presumably after they dump it on the next gen consoles. I'm waiting for the inevitable mods to remove stupid repetitive animations and improve player control responsiveness in third person and maybe someone will fix the gunplay to make it more arcade and less tedious. I got lucky and didn't get burned with the gta5 re-release since I was in no hurry to buy that game

I've never seen a multiplayer sooooo bad

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>Arthur Morgan wipes his ass back to front to show what a fucking wild brute he is
Miss these memes

They always say the 'set routine' thing as far back as San Andreas. This is the closest it's been though. They never said anything about them having a bank account though, and I followed the info hype closely

This is technically true. If you kill enough people in a town, alongside the cops groups of deputized citizens will come after you and you can hear them say 'YOU KILLED MY COUSIN' or things like that. It's there, but of course hyped up more with PR speak.

>Arthur will feel bad if he doesn't get female company (including but not limited to holding hands or hugs) for the first 29 years of his life
fucking R*

I don't know if they lied about this but
>can't rob banks outside of missions
Probably my biggest gripe with the game outside of Online being ass.

>can't have sex in any of the numerous brothels in the M-rated open world Wild West game even though main character is single
>can have gay cowboy sex
What did Rockstar mean by this?

Yeah, it seems you can rob everything but banks outside of missions. Stores, people, trains, etc.

A missed opportunity.

>numerous brothels

Can't remember a single one.

>he doesn't know

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Most of the saloons are brothels, pal of mine. Why do you think all the ladies are asking you if you'd like a nice time in there?

You mean there's people who wipe front to back? Why?

>wanting shit against your balls or inside your pussy

Imagine being this much of a degenerate.

Cope.

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>not exercising sphincter control to cut your turds off and thus remove the need for wiping entirely

fucking wipefags

so how do you know those games are bad?

Authur and Charles had a scraped love option

you hold your cock and balls up with one hand and wipe with the other, idiot

>not having a bidet
Why, they are like $25