I SWER

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>when you forget what a parody is

files.catbox.moe/4vq4sv.mp4

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Inflict self harm to the extent that you end up in a hospital but not dead.

>not sweh

Difrin accent

Are scottish women really this potty mouthed?
Somehow that's super cute.

>scottish
>you can actually read it
I call bullshit.

Thing is, as ye git aulder, this character-deficiency gig becomes mair sapping. Thir wis a time ah used tae say tae aw the teachers, bosses, dole punters, poll-tax guys, magistrates, when they telt me ah was deficient:'Hi, cool it, gadge, ah'm jist me, jist intae a different sort ay gig fae youse but, ken?' Now though, ah've goat tae concede thit mibee they cats had it sussed. Ye take a healthier slapping the aulder ye git. The blows hit hame mair. It's like yon Mike Tyson boy at the boxing, ken?

Every time ye git it thegither tae make a comeback, thir's jist a wee bit mair missin. So ye fuck up again. Yip, ah'm jist no a gadge cut oot fir modern life n that's aw thir is tae it, man. Sometimes the gig goes smooth, then ah jist pure panic n it's back tae the auld weys. What kin ah dae?

lil monkey fella

Round trainer Dilkington wants to fight!

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>hurr i'm gon' make sum foon of da british becouse of new gaym haha
Fucking americans. Imagine being so cultureless you decide to make up for it by mocking your ancient masters lmao

>comprehensible English
>strong Scottish lass, and weak English man
>actually still drinking irn bru despite the horrible new recipe

This is how I know this was drawn by some cringy American redditor who larps as a Scot because of muh huritage, rather than it be done by an actual Scot.

shield-chan is kawaii

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what the actual fuck is wrong with the scotts?

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no one actually cares about scotland. you people are literally white-skinned niggers

Go back to your shitty board you fucking children

How do we get Nia’s VA to voice her in the Pokémon anime?

>Despite the horrible new recipe
Oh shit, that explains so much. I'm half Scottish and whenever I visit or they do and bring me Irn Bru I notice it's just not as good as when I was a kid. I just figured my taste buds changed.

>minge posting for two more years

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>he doesn't want more Norf memes

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Minge posting is eternal

Scotland trying too hard

>ma grans stood it the windae pure cackling it the binmen emptying her bin sayin "they're no even checkin. they've nae idea wits in there"
>wee bit feert like
What?

how did their english get so fucked?

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>tfw English and understand every word

You may hate us, Scots, but bear in mind we're the only people on the planet who understand you.

shh, i'm just provoking people into posting them

>female proxy avatar is now going to be a hard talking little shit

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I love it. Scottish is top tier. I should read more Irvine Welsh.

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SOPA
DE
MACACO

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Scots is literally classified as a different language that split off from Middle English.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language

Awfully drawn. Burn this version from existence. Fuck you for posting it and I hope the artist dies.

can someone explain le epic british meme related to pokemans

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The new Pokemon region is based on the United Kingdom.

Why does it look it's ebonics?

more

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"My grandma is standing at the window laughing at the garbage collectors emptying her garbage, saying, "they aren't even checking. They have no idea what's in there." I'm a little scared."

New game takes place in a land that looks a bit like it was based on the UK and Northern Europe.

Scots and niggers are of similar intelligence

I want to FUCK her

>The minge meme has been extended thanks to Pokemon
MINGE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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"my grandmother was standing in front of the window uproariously laughing at the garbage men emptying her her trash bin, saying "they're not even checking. They have no idea what's in there!" It was a little scary.

Why did they make shield-chan a slag?

>a asked for a BLT no the botanical gardens

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Just accept that you love Minge and your life will be better for it.

Welsh cats are the most powerful beings in the world!

OI YU FOOKIN' POOF, YU NABBIN ME MONS?

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>when you forget someone already made the same parody and did it better

So Pokemon like the Tepig, Spoink, Mankey, and Swinub lines will be banned for being haram?

I used to talk with a guy from scotland on skype and shit. Playing multiplayer games with him was fucking great because americans will go nuts over the scottish accent. They love it.

Any bros here from the /UK/? Are the women there actually cute?

>ya fucking weapon
I will never understand the choice of words the scotts use but goddamn do they get me

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No.

At least you can tweet at her that you'd love to see her in the role. It would probably make her happy.
She's not getting it of course, anime is only dubbed by the failed run-off from Hollywood.

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ima mexican and understand it perfectly, maybe you are just dense

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It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference

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Ere dik ed, ya fuckin sparko'd me Pikachu ya dik ed.

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mingeposters unite

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Unfortunately not. They have really fucked up teeth and nitpick a little too much.

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So, will the villain team be the IRA, football hooligans, or both?

What's the qt's twitter?

brexit

It'll be the EU

twitter.com/cmwjen

What does her minge look like? Is it clean and well kept?

all the hot women is in ice land in Europe

new region is based off the United Kingdom

Instead of Sword or Shield it should have been Leave or Remain.

>Brexit

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>grandma knight
I love it

oi lass waht doss yar minge smells loik?

>Tfw nintendo will NEVER hire her to voice the game
Apparently she's a voice actor for huniepop 2, hope shes as funny in that as well

That's the Queen you heathen

No. British women are the ugliest of all types of whites

>knightly grandma queen
i love it even more

Fookin Magikarp m8

>this is your Fire Elite 4 member

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koksal brit version

scots > micks

Well go on then, show us yer minge

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youtube.com/watch?v=7dEKQL0I4LU

>Welsh VA
>Scottish character
fucking muppets, the pair of you.

>They have really fucked up teeth
Stop this fucking meme my God. British people probably have healthier teeth than Americans you obese fucks.

>Scottish twats trying to make her their girl
Fuck off you cunts.

Do Scots actually type like this or is it just a meme?

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>Stop this fucking meme my God. British people probably have healthier teeth than Americans you obese fucks.
I'm British and I have 9 fillings and a root canal. Make of that what you will.

Technically true, but they're more crooked due to less interest in cosmetic dentistry.

what context do you use Sassenach in?

You're Scottish

>British people have healthier teeth
Yeah.. yikes.

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Yer team is fookin RAW!

are scots white niggers

Do you love sweets user?
>Gordon Ramsey themed Elite 4 Member
>He's a Chef
>Fire based team because of Hell's Kitchen
These fucks better deliver.

'Merican here. Can understand every word in all these threads. I'm also a linguistics nerd, so there's that.

they already had a chef E4 in gen 6

At all times possible

No, but niggers are black scots

Her hometown is right where Edinburg would be

Yeah but they all mostly look like blokes in drag, so you're not missing out on much pal.

Siebold wasn't a chef, was he? Could have sworn he was an artist.

I was around for that, glorious

how the fuck can they even understand eachother?

just have to read it out loud like Willie

Also, she has the hat.

>burg
Can you not.

Is she gonna be the new face of whatever will replace MINGE-posting?

>steve as the ugly wierd looking one
fucking perfect

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It's true. American here and I love scotish and irish dialects. Pretty much anything from your side of the water is fucking hysterical. Outside BAWSTIN and Wizkansin ours are boring.

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Pokewiki is saying he is a chef

GEN 8 BELONGS TO THE NORF

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Nah, Nia is still the face of Mingeposting.

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>people are giving shit for the Scottish in the DQIV localization when it's just like real life

Post the boy

I didn't know Scottish people had such shitty english. They sound absolutely ghetto except they do it intentionally.

>tfw no rambunctious Irish girl to pin you down and binge on her minge

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I prefer the Scrooge McDuck,but Willie is a good one. Or the The Scottsman's wife. For English girls there's Daphne Moon as a personal favorite.

I’ve not seen much Sword art online.

I'm British and I'm fucking loving this desu

Soul
Soulless

The IRA arent villains though

>are they jack russels? Naw mate their mine

Bloody hell.

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Sounds like the actual voice acting in this

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God I love Scottish accents. We need more Scottish girls in vidya

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>my dogs don't even have bikes

So how do we know shes irish or whatever? I havent seen anything that confirms it?

>I’ve not seen much Sword art online.

good, you know to avoid shitty anime that Yea Forums loves.

the hat mostly

Dunno why they gave Erik a new yorker accent though

NO

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

cheeky cunt

Yes and no. That's the only reason I'm an incel, nothing to do with my own inadequacies

Would she eat a knob at night?

starter pokemans are absolute garbage
I want Shield-chan to be my starter

if you can appreciate a slag to shag and drop, then Newcastle has you sorted

because you are obsessed

if only real scottish girls were cute like this

Why do people make her Scottish when she's SOUF?

>kill innocent people
>not villains

nah, she be snoring from eating it all day long.

the fucking tories

>A beret means she's scottish

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>mfw every British girl I've met has big ol milkies but a busted ass face

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>ma dugs don't even have bikes

I'm dying.

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Ugliest in Europe. Real nice lovers tho’. Love when they call me ‘love’.

it's funnier

just wait until straya

>caring about real girls

Also the tartan socks and the region she's in. Go watch the trailer.

It's the pom up top what makes it Scottish

fuckin' poki-paki's shitting in the streets
fucken hate em

no thats the irish

say what you will but their accent makes me diamonds

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you can't say that

You just grow up that way. When your family talks like that, your friends talk like that and most people you meet on the street talk like that, it just turns into your thing

Hate Grookey
Hate Scorbunny

Love Sobble

Simple as

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You can understand it but imagine, for a moment, if someone said it to you
with a scottish accent
would you be able ot understand them?

I don't see how any native english speaker could fail to understand them. I'm from fucking Texas and I didn't miss a beat.

hEy, Why do normie artists draw the hot new Pokemon game and it gets like a thousand likes and shit and they're are like
"LoL I didn't tink dis wwas gona get so poopular"
Then they plug their art shit and I'm like
OH NO SHIT YOU DAFT BITCH!?
YOU'RE AN ARTIST WOW I WOULD'VE NEVER GUESSED LOL FUCK YOU TAINT SNIFFER

I pretty much agree.
Wtf I'm a southron now?

It's for the better.
SAO: Alternative is actually great and basically completely unrelated to the main series, though. It's written by the Kino's Journey guy.

ive been drinkin, i could understand.

>Voice porn
>It's all intelligible gibberish

Cun

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>SAO: Alternative is actually great and basically completely unrelated to the main series, though. It's written by the Kino's Journey guy.

except because it has SAO in the title, people with tastes in anime (like me) avoided it.

You go to scotland right now and tell me you can understand those nonces

can we stop calling the two different colors different games? its just a choice of what content you dont want
>buh buh buh you can trade

ya cause i want to deal with people

It's a fucking treat that XB2 is now completely infused with UK memes

-ny?

>out in Glasgow
>meet a guy from California
>me and my friend let him tag along with us
>throughout the night we get him to say shit he doesn't understand on video
>"Hey I'm from California and back home we love pumpin dugs"
>"I'm out here in Glasgow tonight looking for a wean to pump"
you're welcome anytime Ameribros

The fuck are you talking about? It's easy to understand just from reading it. And I'm ESL.

>Chelsea gym
>Pokemon refuse to be switched out

>Liverpool gym
>Pokemon slip over before pivotal attacks

>West Ham gym
>Only moves allowed are Bubble and Bubblebeam

>Newcastle gym
>badge is an oversized mug

>Cardiff gym
>try and trade a pokemon but one crashes and dies on its way to you

just call them Pokémon SnS

GTS is great shit my dude.

i can understand my wife i can understand 90% of those wankers

the fuck is GTS?

>Glasgow
Thanks for the offer but I don't feel like being stabbed by heroin addicts

where my SnSbros at?

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Global Trading System.

>California
you shouldn't bully retards user

Glasgow is really nice now. Our junkies are totally harmless, they're like modern jesters. You just don't trust them

The map is upside down britain. Therefore the South of Galar, where the starting town is, that's Scotland.

>california
It’s not nice to take advantage of the mentally retarded

That's a risk anywhere in Scotland.

>upside down Britain

If that was the case the mountains would be in the south

Region's seems to be a flipped over GB, so Galar's scotland's souf

One of the best decisions of my life was getting to know two Scott's from Glasgow. Their great mates and everytime I get to talk to them on top of just being pals for life their funny as hell. Two years later still not tired of their patter.

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>Daphne Moon as a personal favorite.
a man of taste

>Upside down
>North is full of mountains and snow
The north has big cities as well though, so it's not without merit.

I can understand your wife too
with my dick

and ill still have to deal with people though plus now pay for an online service

Ah dornt gie th' slightest damn abit moontains ye dandelion, it's shaped loch an upside doon britain

>Man City gym
>Leader is shit until he's gifted a bunch of money and then beats your ass

>Man U gym
>all of the pokemon disobey the leader until a new leader comes in and they suddenly become unbeatable

you poor sod

>talk about fucking with Americans in previous post
>assure Americans that a city is now safe
I'll keep my annual visits to Inverness, thanks.

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Karl, Karl you fucking - you absolute fool, Karl, you don't have any electric types! What are you gonna do when some big fucking BIRD just swoops down and carries your Primeape off over the damned horizon?

You've not got a team there, you've got a fucking simian smorgasbord.

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Speaking of dealing with people, or rather the lack of it, Black&White was pretty fucking bad to play offline alone in your room because it relied greatly on being with other players.

Are you UK and scotfags getting a kick out of the new pogey being where it is?
Seems a lot of you are coming out of your shells or exposing yourselves a bit.
It’s good fun desu.

Wtf where are all the brown people I thought this was the UK.

It was rated the nicest city in Europe, so at least if ya are shagged by a junkie they'll tell ye where the nearest hospital is.

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The American was not mugged, beaten, drugged or killed. They did him a service by giving him protection.

more and more of them show up as you make your way across the region

can you not make me spit out my coffee thank you

Why make escapism as bad as reality?

Yea Forumsros i think she might be my new favorite protag.
Help

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by the same people who called Hull a city of culture?

I just want them to be chav fuck boys

I like talking with foreigners about Scotland and when they get a kick out of how we talk but I cringe a little too because some people, especially in some of the twitter posts ham it up a bit because they know foreigners are loving it

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youtube.com/watch?v=awfKesorGyo

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All this britbong speak is super lame.

>Having a designated favorite
It's too early to say. Who was your old favorite?

it'll be a group of pikeys who use steel types they stole off train lines and building sites. as well as a new pit bull pokemon

Hilda

Im not the only non-Scot trying to say these tweets aloud am i
its so fun

Anglos are bad, but they're fun to talk with on the internet. Especially when they inevitable start talking in slang. It's endearing.

Will he be the strongest gym leader in the game?

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you should check out the scots language section of wikipedia

>suicide by donut

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The only thing I ever took from Brave ia that I have a raging hard on for Scottish accents

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>Generic soccer player Trainer you encounter for battles
>All of them have trained their Pokemon to fake severe injury from attacks to try and legally obligate you to give them a default win.

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mad cuz bad

I WAS WALKIN IN DE TALL GRASS WHEN A MONKEY POP OUT, I HIT HIM WITH A STICK, DE MONKEY SCREAM, DE MONKEY NEVER COME INTO DA VILLAGE

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unfunny cringe
the game doesn't even have british voice actors
you are pathetic

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UMA

My grandmother stood at the window pure cakcling at the binmen emptying her bin saying "They're not even checking, they've no idea what is in there"
Wee bit feert like as in "Wee bit 'feared' like" meaning "I'm a little bit scared"

HO THATS SCOTLANDS MEME!

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I thought these were actual British names for places til I remembered that's the new pokemon names

Funnier and better expressions
Not funny, confusing facial expressions

I POKE HIS BRAAAAAIN OUT

you got a loicense fuh dat butthurt

>Chelsea Gym
>forces mon to use moves that other party members would use better and never changes this

>Ehm... Put troll in Pokéball.

Look m8, I get that you worked very hard on this but the one that did it first is more accurate to the source material.

YOU TAK THE HIGH AND I’ll TAK THE LOW ROAD AND I’LL BE IN SCOTLAND BEFORE YOU!

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This is a Galarian's worst nightmare

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>In mythology the Aegis is a shield but in Xenoblade 2 the Aegis is a sword
>Pokémon Sword and Shield
OI, IT'S ALL CONNECTED!

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I name thee.
Chav-chan

No, this is

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Time to make a decision Yea Forums
Would you rather Shield-Chan be
>Irish
>Scottish
Or
>English

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The shittily drawn one is more accurate to the source material, but that doesn't make it better

Irish in an instance.

Scottish and she looks Scottish, dun want some posh English cunt with mashed teeth.

Bong here. No.

Scots

She's from Hoenn isn't she? So she's still a Jap

SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US!

youtube.com/watch?v=RkuWrmxN7hg

Welsh

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Prim and proper English lass. Fuck all these trashy, potty mouth, slags

I get the joke, but my autism is getting me mad since Aron weighs 60 kg and Swablu weighs 1.2 kg.
Both are heavier than a kilogram and Aron weighs as much as 50 Swablu

Scottish

SCOTTISH FUCK THE QUEEN YASS!

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>Welsh

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we need an edit of this
youtube.com/watch?v=FW_sy2D4i90

I was thinking that his main Pokemon would be Slurpuff

English. She's a southerner.

Scottish

is she gonna be he mom or one of the girls

Some knife doesn't bring nearly as much terror as one bloody wasp or a bee.

>In Galar moo moo milk only comes in pints

When was the MC ever from a different region than the one the game takes place in?

Hoenn is Philippines by the way. Kanto-Jotho is Japan.

What's the equivalent to playing dead as a move in pokemon?

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The best women in Europe are either in Spain or Scandinavia, depending on if you like brown hotties, or pale elves.

Hasn't everyone collectively decided she's Scottish and the boy is English?

A scot lass and a posh English kid

probably the mom and have the 2 girls as other pokegirls

>British girls
Truly a nation of sailors for a reason.

>Welsh town
>NPC that says cheese on toast healing item

Gen 6 and 7 were both from KANTOOO for easy nostalgia pandering.
Hoenn is based on Kyushu in southern Japan

>americans
>also xeno2 babbies
>also offtopic shitposting incels who need to go back to (least it's not as bad as yesterday)
Truly an awful combination.

Fake Tears?

bro I don't think either of those drawings are good enough to brag about, neither of them look amazing

Spain here, don't lie. The only thing separating us from your Mexican infestation is the lower obesity problem.

Hoenn protag moved from Johto

British people are ugly as fuck, which isn't surprising given what they eat.

t. Frenchman

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>Spain
Stickfigures aren't hot my dude.

fair enough, i should've said "the one that's significantly worse than the other"

Naw he’s Scottish as well. Whey fuck England! YASS!

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still a tad generous

London bro here. There are a few cute girls but they're so fucking rare I'd say you're wasting your time hoping to find one here. Hell half the cute ones I've seen aren't even white/british so take that as you will.

I don't think a diet of bread, cheese, and frogs is much better

Why is she Irish?

>pick firestarter
>ever other battle has forced rain as weather

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You mainly smoke cigarettes which is why you're such fags.

Guys dress like that up in Scotland? I had him pegged for being a northern English lad.

Scottish cause it's cuter and funnier

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Can't blame you she's cute.

Literally begging for a mating press

So who is going to be autistic fuck who fights using Honedge and straps him to his waste?

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Mexicans have both the Moor blood of their spanish ancestors but also injun sub-human blood as well.

>cuter and funnier
Phrases ruined by autists for $500, Alex

no but I got a license for your mom's vagina lololololo

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Yeah makes sense
I swear football themed shit better be dark type with all the shady shit you can pull

An American girl obsessed with her heritij visiting not!Britain.
Debate me.

>Nation of sailors
>Picking anything but the water pokemon

Because the maps upside down you'll see more of the blacks and sand niggers the further up the region you go.

Denied.
She's not wearing Irish clothing while thinking it's Scottish.

Got a problem with that, mate?

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Nup nup. All Scotland we are taking over Pokemon fucking Yass!

Bongland actually

>goes on a website full of autists
>goes to a board that's especially autistic
>complains about autists
maybe you should stick the whatever site you migrated here from

I think it's cute and funny.

What is the point of /vp/ when pokeshit still gets posted here anyway.

>French diet
>Didn't include migrant nigger semen
user..

Because there'd be three or four times as many threads without /vp/.

It used to be worse

Drop Darmanitan for Passimian, and Pansage for Grookey and his evolution, whenever it comes out.

UK is worse off than France, if nothing else because they have more cities.

I have seen this get posted about 4 times almost word for word. What's wrong with you, child? Are you that new that shortsighted to see the repercussions of opening that pandora's box? What other brilliant idea do you have: removing /vg/?

this so much

'ate mudkips

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It was being compared to the UK diet, so I went with the glaring differences instead.

/vp/ is a containment for most of the other shit, anime, tgc, fur shit.

I wouldn't have a problem if the autists pushing that shit weren't the actual migrants. In fact, anyone that says cunny is equally awful. They're just babyspeak mushmouth gibberish that makes whoever says it sound like a bib-wearing mistake.

Dirty, dirty loyalists

Nice one lad.

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Ramadan in a couple of months lads. Time to not go outside for a month just to make sure.

simple as

It's just London

Remainers?

Dark/fairy

That's kind of you.

Good Lord, why is she so cute?

So tell me Yea Forums
How is "scone" pronounced?

I never thought that image could get any more cursed.

scone you daft cunt

It's not just London mate. Although London is a world wonder of multiculturalism.

like stone if you're an Americhad
like gone if your a bong

Shkaaaaaaawn

>welsh
>Welshmens crotches conduct electricity

Worse
Ulster loyalists

I've just "gone" down the shop to get a "scone".

Yea Forums was getting too furry before /vp/. Remove that part and Pokemons fanbase isn't any worse than anything else discussed here

*Birmingham

Bet she doesn't wear panties either

AUSTRALIAN

Rhymes with Con

>british
>cute girls

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How do you faggots even have the willpower to meme about this garbage game? Do you literally have no standards?

rhymes with gone

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

We have a lot of cute girls but they're like a forbidden fruit. They're outnumbered by slags too

>game is garbage even though it hasn't even come out yet

British

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no

Are you the arbitrator of fun?

She lives in not-Scotland, has tartan socks and a tam o shanter on

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>Brit having a gun

>looks like the blandest trash to ever come out of a pokegirl design
>Yea Forums loves it
Welp, if I had any doubts before now I can say for sure I'm officially too old for this place. In my time, we valued creativity over finding new ways to celebrate mediocrity. Shame it has come to an end for the Pokemon franchise.

TAKYON

Because someone drew her to be cute. It's idealized fanart.

does she curse her kalosian heritage ?

>Posts multiethnic nationality
>English image
Fix yourself.

with a silencer no less

>english cunts trying to portray characters as scottish but continue to just use english slang.
the original 'parodies' of scottish twitter wer shite n aw

scottish, but not scummy glaswegian accent but a more posher edinburgh accent
youtu.be/FyyT2jmVPAk?t=226
3:46

I'm gonna pirate it anyway. Girl is cute tho.

BY THE MOON AND THE STARS IN THE SKY, ILL BE THERE
AND I SWARE BY THE SHADOW THATS BY YOUR SIDE

>tfw the game won't be nearly as fun as the meme posting about it

It's called a suppressor you no-guns faggot.

There’s a town with the London eye and Big Ben in it in the north before the league. Galar is Britain flipped 180 degrees minus Ireland, and the topography changed for gameplay reasons

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sgon

MINGE

this

>Pokémon unexpectedly offering us 2 more years of Mingeposting on a silver platter
Eric will be on suicide watch. i'm laughing already

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If there a lyrics sheet anywhere? I can only make out half of it due the yelling and being an ESL.

iT'S CaLlEd a sUpPrEsSoR YoU No-gUnS FaGgOt.

why does britain have a different accent every 5 miles

>Edinburgh accent
all i see is English accent

Paul Pogba?

That’s how I feel about Australian girls. Apparently most people find it grating but it’s sexy as hell to me

So all of the above?

>town with the London eye and Big Ben in it in the north
How do you know that's the city with those landmarks?

>ohmori directing
>game freak are still doing the bare minimum
Yes
The lack of standards is just baffling to me

there's like three big bens if you look closely, and none of them are *exactly* it

Oh shit shes been radicalized by the IRA

will there be time travel?

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>Tfw nintendo will NEVER hire her to voice the game
Thank god.
>Huniepop
Fucking cringe.

>

English then it is.

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Big Ben is clearly in the city that boarders England-Scotland on your image.

Irish

Where did this running man meme come from?

simple as

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Rivals, not enemies, lad.

The only cute ones i've seen are upper class and snobby. A lot of girls that could be attractive dress up in a way that is unappealing as well.
It's like everyone limits how they look by class and the cutting edge fashion for the 0.1% turns into who can look like the biggest poofta.

irl kino
i remember telling everyone in my primary class that i was going to go on jungle run one day and they all laughed at me

That's look lazy to be quite honest.

Fookin ell m8. It's brilliant

Hopefully it can travel back to a time before gen 6 when Pokemon was still good

Fun fact: Eric was a /vp/ genwunner before he snapped. Like pottery.

>Set in Britbongland
This better have OHOHOHOH~ Oujo-samas

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Well yeah, it's a new Pokemon game

6 was fucking great.

Holy kek, i'm gonna need soufbunny now

>Know almost all of this
Take me fucking back lads.

We got more Ohohoho from the fucking Polynesian inspired game than the French one. What do you expect?

Mix of different peoples - Celts, Gaels, Picts, and Saxons etc

Here’s the map in its original orientation and coloration by the way

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I wonder what the nips think about loud scottish girl protag
Do they even know what we western weirdos are up to?

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Mawreow telepoor

How can you tell? They’re all wearing burkas.

>minge
Why can't mutts tell the difference between welsh and scottish?

You mean a norfbunny I hope.

>the worst story up until that point
>less than 80 new Pokemon
>painfully easy even for Pokemon standards
>barely any post game
>boring region
>gen 1 pandering
If you think gen 6 is great you have literally zero standards

Better quality

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Grookey is norf cunt

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The nips headcanon her as a prim and proper English girl. People who actually know what bongs are like (westerners) portray her as a rude Scottish lass

Imagine seethe this much over something so autistic

>I’m gonna make the battle of waterloo look like a fucking joke

Gaels and Picts are both Celts and the Picts are extinct. The small Gaelic speaking population of Britain are on the islands next to Scotland, most of the funny Scottish accents are from the lowlands.
2/10 see me after class.

Instead of badges will you be going from provenice to province to obtain the correct Pokemon loicense?

>Southern Farmlands
CORNwall am I rite?

>Lake-filled midlands
At least they get Big Ben in their city.

>Developed northern rivers and even a port
Clearly this is Liverpool-Machester-Leeds-York and all that.

>Northern mountains and cold
And a city that probably smells like heroin as well.

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Funny how it's reversed by the nips. They think that Sword should be a country boy with a thick accent and Shield as a prim and proper English lady.

Do nips still suffer from Paris syndrome?

Is that a natural Hadrian's Wall?

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>hilly frozen wastes above london
about right for Milton Keynes

>Story is literally about using Pokemon as creatures of war
It's great mate.

Scottish because, unlike britfags, they're cunts in a fun way.

Lulworth Cove could've been interesting

I love her.

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Fuck off zoomers

well im irish so fucking scottish obviously, wouldnt want her to be from this hole

how is it the fucking scissor rack that gets me

needs el nombre too

Scouse

>Scots aren't brits

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Are you retarded? Gaels and Picts were two distinct peoples with different art and cultures.

Will people be in Galar be shitting on Kalos the whole time?

Nips suffer from Paris syndrome until visit Paris. Only a fraction of weebs have visited Paris.

>gen iv best gen
>playing x for the first time
>notice you can catch a riolu at the beginning of the game
>spend the next ten hours of my life hunting one down
>every time i find one i run out of pokeballs or accidentally ko it
>have to grind for cash to buy new pokeballs
>finally catch one
>name him
>love him
>train him
>fuck my starter, riolu is my starter now
>halfway through the game some bitch gives me a lucario for free
>all my work is devauled
>i don't like my riolu anymore
>put them both in pc box
>never touch them again

I hope they find out and make some art of a crass Shield

You're brits to the rest of the world. Suck it up.

still look lazy.
Why a Scottish lassie?
Where's that from?

>weebs
Fuck. I mean nips.

Scotland is not a real country, you are an englishman in a dress

I'm American and can understand every word. If a person has trouble with Scots then they should never come to the US. Every major city has its own dialect. Pittsburgh, Detroit, New York, New Orleans, Houston all have different mannerisms and speech patterns.

Scots are british as well, and they're not as fun as the English. At least not if you compare people of the same economic class.

I can bet he'll be a gym leader and the building will be a restaurant.

Scottish people are brittish they just aren't English, same with Welsh people their also British but they aren't English. Great Britain doesn't equal England.

If I remember right they made a book about Tracy Beaker now being a single-mother.

It's literally just a picture of me.

I never said they were, I said they were both Celts, along with the Gauls, the Britons, the Bretons, the Cornish, the Galicians, the Manx, and others. The poster implied that the Gaels and the Picts weren't Celts.

>that flabebe subplot
It's one of the worst stories I've ever seen

BTFO

They were really pushing Lucario as the new series mascot.

OI, YOU GO' A LOICENSE FA' THAT?

Oi, la' tits too begh

what?
nips suffer paris syndrome because they go and realize how fucking awful paris is, and is not as "magical" as they expected it to be

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Based. Well said. Come to Scotland anytime for a dram.

HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE GOT CULTURE AND SHIET!?

YEAH, THEM WHITE BOYS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON US REAL GANGSTERS

There better be a town that's basically just council estates and a park full chavs

guys dont tell gamefreak i leaked this but here's the games enemy team

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She wears tartan socks and a tam o’ shanter (tartan = traditional Scottish pattern cloth like the kind you use to make kilts, tam o’ shanter is a traditional Scottish hat) and is also from a religion of Galar geographically equivalent to Scotland (specifically around Edinburgh by my estimate)

So, wait, weren't there Treehouse streams scheduled for multiple days?

Old good
New bad

This. The only issue I have with Scots is the occasional piece of obscure slang, but otherwise I don't see how people have such a hard time understanding it.

I suppose I should have said Paris Delusions instead, you're right.

No we aren’t you cunt. I’m Scottish first, European second and British fucking never!

Scottish people are Scottish first and British second. They’re all about Scottish pride.

Kay was a spy for the enemy team all along.

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>Christmas event
>Get killed in your sleep

Ragnar wasn't even supposed to be Scottish just like Alana wasn't supposed to be fucking Russian.

This cunt gets it. Get yourself to Scotland. You are fucking Scottish now.

>pls gib monis england

Spotted the american.

>Penistone
>Cockermouth
>Puddletown
>Shitterton
>Wetwang
What's with English towns and rhe the weird ass names?

>Voting SNP
>Caring about Scotland
Basically mutually exclusive.

Roleplaying is against the rules.
I don't get it.
good to know.

MINGE
>MINGE
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>MINGE

>none of the characters will speak with accents
>none of the gyms will be in a pub
>fresh water item won't be replaced with cups of tea
>no David Attenborough-dex
>tm11 removed
>probably won't even have a fish n chips pokemon
At least there also won't be a 3 week wait for an appointment to get your pokemon healed.

>Wetwang
This shit can't be real

Will Kay's friends appear in Pokemon as well?

Nothing. We've never been defeated.

I’m from East Dunbartonshire. I went to Bishopbriggs academy look it up cunt.

Alright

Also SM protag moved from Kanto.
And Hoenn's fucking Kyushu and not Pinoyland.

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God damn. I hated that ugly diaper wearing dog with dreads.

youtu.be/mAR-8JTdcVw

youtu.be/3bUYx8h8TwA

youtu.be/6wrsbh-0fMA

>No brexit subplot
Bad guys are team EU ;]

For fucks sake, scottish and welsh are two different dialects you retarded american

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What are some games with this kind of dialect?

What is funny about this is foreigners talking like they're experts in British culture n'shit

epic another forced meme by waifufaggots to be constantly spammed

Unfortunately you and me share the same continent.

It was cool in IV. It stopped being cool when it got pushed unto you.

Could you be any more of a fucking newfag?

>they're all true
lmao

The fuck is Erics problem?

It's not English. It's Scots. An entirely different but etymologically related language.

Like Ebonics, but actually recognized as a language.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language

t. someone who speaks Scots

>And Hoenn's fucking Kyushu and not Pinoyland
Hoenn's not one large island. It's a large island with other islands as well.

I fucking love you, internet and fanartists

I never understood why people think she's a lesbian.

Yorkshire lass. Who lives in Lancashire.

>british
>culture
fermented piss is more cultured than britain

You're making yourself look stupid by admitting to american tier intelligence. Could've just played along with being an american but you had to reveal yourself as a retard.

Search up
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
There's a couple more Welsh towns that are just weird.

All pokegirls have girl on girl lewds.

He's coming

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>that jeor mormont replacement
heh

Don't think anyone does, just watching two hot girls go at it gives me the big iron.

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>Fucking reprobates
Lost

t.Britbong
At least you're not a burger

>Fermented piss
It's just Swedish culture.

>new pokemon this year
>new fire emblem this year
>dragon quest 11 expansion this year
Feels good.

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source mate

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Shit I remember this. There was that guy on the news who pronounced it perfectly and it had me in disbelief cause I had no idea a town with such a name existed.

This is your Final 4 last boss

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>I don't get it.

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Scottish, clearly.

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