What went so horribly wrong?

What went so horribly wrong?

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gamespot.com/articles/hideo-kojima-is-afraid-of-political-climate-in-ame/1100-6447527/
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manchildren

Anyone who thinks Onions of War is good is obviously a retard

fuck you kid i could destroy you irl

Onions?

hello resetera newfag

youtube.com/watch?v=JXZJ0BzIwDg

shitty plebbit buzzword used by ugly nerds making fun of ugly nerds

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The new devs slapped God of War name onto a shitty movie game to help it sell.

This game is NOTHING like the originals

This?
resetera.com/threads/the-onion-reviews-super-smash-bros-ultimate.85783/

Is this implying that the people who enjoyed the new God of War did not enjoy the old ones? Because that's not the case

Obsessed.

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There is a world filter on Yea Forums that converts a 3 letter word that starts with s and ends with y into "Onions".

I think it's a site wide filter except for /ck/, for obvious reasons.

The people who liked GoW2018 probably didn't play any of the other ones

Do people really fall for a bait this weak?

The God of War series is like the perfect model of the fall of Western vidya. Starts out with a focus on attempting fun gameplay, has no shame in being a celebration of masculinity, starts to feel more and more soulless with cashgrab sequels, then completely degenerates into a cinematic SJW walking sim.

The first Gow I dont complete

Yea ForumstendoGaf is still coping with the Game of The Year 2018.

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funne glassers boy :-DDDDD

Another day another thread with Yea Forums obsessing over a Sony exclusive.

Everyone knows these western GotY awards tend to go to the most sjw trash out there

>retards can't say s󠀀oy

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Nice.

I mean the new game was great and kept the story moving in a new direction without abandoning its previously established storyline.

It also was fun to play and the side quests outside the main story were great.

>b-but Nintendo
Obsessed.

Now everything has sense.
Thanks user.
I had completely forgotten about it

really? say sey onions

LOL

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It's okay when Kojima does it

Onions

Literally the only Sony game that deserved that award was Spider-Man, on account of actually being a game first and not a movie.

hi newfriend try not to make new threads until you've been here a while

I love how snoys are always the first ones to bring up Nintendo.

Even my normalfag little brother got bored by Boi of Soi

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So glad I didn't buy this game. All the had to do was make God of War IV.

Who decides word filters are ok? Is it hiroshimoot? Why would he want to protect s.oy boys?

onions

I bought on a sale, but never played

boomers grew up.

some got married and had voomer kids, others are too busy eating from food trucks and drinking craft beers to have any soul in vidya.

Also at Yea Forums as well. I tried to reference a certain 1973 Charlton Heston film yesterday and it posted "Onion Green". Fuck these filters.

s󠀀oy

nintendo s󠀀oycht!

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nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/11/4channers-are-eating-onions-to-be-more-manly.html

Thread is about Sony but okay, stay obsessed.

God of War was never good and nuGoW is no exception.

Tell us how to say it

I thought it was only on Yea Forums.

>Token faggot indieshit included
They're living stereotypes and don't even realize it.

Onions

s󠀀oytendo shitch!

>carry your son for 15 minutes while listening to dialogue
>this is considered "gameplay"
How about make the whole game this, then?
It's fucking infuriating to have a 3 minute combat section and then listen 30 minutes for some arbitrary lore bullshit that nobody gives a fuck about

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"Games" that run at 25 fps shouldn't be considered to be games, just movies or slideshows.

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Well I was going to post this

>cherrypicking
youtu.be/-b-DaQGKlUg?t=68

>newfag

Onions is a very newfag concept though

Wait how did it escape censorship

Like this?
S󠀀oytendo shitch!

>all of Yea Forums SEETHING after GoW won GOTY

What a glorious moment

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Cinematic experiences are a cancer that needs to be excised.

Didn't westerners give The Last of Us a ton of awards too? It's completely meaningless.

story driven game vs heavily gameplay driven game

left: toy
right: art

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all that has is flashy lights to make it look EPIC!!! That combat looks like ass. Same problem as Anthem

Red Dead 2 deserved it more and would have made more sense considering they're the ones who got the narrative and other major awards when GoW only had narrative going for it. Nobody can say with a straight face that GoW has great gameplay contributing to it's GOTY.

This was just a case of some gay ass reviewers feeling GoW was more deep and resonated with their cum guzzling feelings.

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RDR2 is even worse

>playing western games

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>feelsguy edit
>onions of war

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>all of Yea Forums SEETHING after GoW won GOTY
I thought they were busy talking about Joker and Persona?

>t. pic related

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Because Kojima is dropping red pills.

>seething
>obsessed
hello newfag

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there's nothing wrong with indie games
stop being a low iq nigger.

onions

>most definitely not awarded because it followed an endorsement or incremation

gamespot.com/articles/hideo-kojima-is-afraid-of-political-climate-in-ame/1100-6447527/

>Hideo Kojima, the creator of the Metal Gear Solid series and the upcoming Death Stranding, says he's both "interested" and "afraid" of politics in America right now.

>In an interview with Glixel, Kojima was asked about the current political climate, and whether it troubles him. He responded by saying, "It's important to talk about the world we're in now, so you can show your children what kind of world awaits you, or what kind of world we should make."

>He continued: "I'm definitely interested in what's happening in politics now, especially in America. With politics moving to the right, I'm afraid of this kind of movement in America."

Oh no no no no

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Then you are a retard

actual brainlet

I don't really get the hate in this board for the new GoW.
I have played all the games in the series and all are funny games, especially this later one. Kratos is the complete oposite of the onion meme.

The broly movie is soy

Te game is 50 hours long.
How is 8 hours of non game bad in a 50 hour game.

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He means onions

If you use more than 20 hours total you might want to get yourself checked.

onions

Sod of Yar

What do you mean by "use" hours?

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Sou bastard kek

Only person I know who likes this game is literally a gay male

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Someone created a shitty meme 8 years ago and some retard has the gall to throw glasses and a beard on that and use it to criticize someone elses work.

>Someone created a shitty meme 8 years ago and some retard has the gall to throw glasses and a beard on that and use it to criticize someone elses work.

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>og gow
>r1 r1 r1 r1 r1
>nu gow
>r1 r1 r1 r1 r1
franchise seems pretty unchanged