Poorly describe the plot of the last game you played

Poorly describe the plot of the last game you played

>you and your friends have a bad week

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Pokemon but with puppets

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No idea, but
>russia militarises Neanderthals

>Bald man beats the shit out of people until he finds his daughter

>You get punched so hard you lose your transformation

country nukes themselves 7 times

leave a underground bunker and fight green guys and giant bats

Two morally ambigous entities fight for territory using puppets.

Motherfucking bubble buddy on wheels

clown shoes fights faggots

blonde dude is butthurt because his entire race was genocided by his leige

objective is becoming king of the hill and the main enemy is into farting

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2D dark souls with bugs

Goku in New York.

Best world treasure white teeth

Kingdom hearts?

Potato controls stuff, mom becomes a monster, dad did nothing wrong devs did

TF2?
Boiling Point?
Hollow Knight obviously.

>Princess get kidnapped by evil wizard. You save her, it turns out she was actually a dude.

>You climb forever to kill second most important organ

You have no friends left alive, everyone hates you and you are a junkie failure
Fuck you

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You wake up in a strange city that consists of rings and must make your way to the center of it to meet the king and escape the city

can the puppets dance?

>robots attack but everything is awesome anyway

bingo

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You pick up a bunch of garbage and just roll with it.

>magical rock goddess gives you the power to fight off a pantheon of lesser evil gods then nazis invade

Zelda+Animal crossung=??

Yes they can, they can also dream.

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Dad left, so now the entire family is competing for his title of biggest asshole.

LISA

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Boom and then some love in the making

You have to deal with some inner demon problems and talk with ghosts, join a supernatural order. But then its actually you who are the demon! And you were never you!

Local teen gets shot by Jesus twice and learns to make friends and stuff.

>local man permanently ruins everything for everyone

Fallout? Don't know which one.

Ace Combat 4

Nope

Well, it can't be re4

TWEWY

The world ends with you?

KATAMARI
A
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M
A
R
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From a hangover to becoming king in 24 hours

Real answer: Katamari.
Best answer: Any game with random loot.

You kill your friends like a good boy who listens to his dad.

Far cry 3?

damn, that would be a bad day for anyone

If you die in the video game you die in real life.

Gears of war 2?

>man goes on a rampage, barely notices the world ending

Flat earth and magic are real, but its fading fast.

Bingo!
What are you trying to say user?

Dark Messiah?

Yes

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Bald guy poster here. Nope. Try again!

wat gaem

you and two friends jump out of a plane without a parachute and get killed but not by gravity

You kill people for money, presumably to buy birdfeed.

GOOD EVENING, 47

you're a girl that flies around a city picking up trash.

Golden Sun

Ys Origin

Lisa

Discworld Noir

Arcanum?
Hitman

>send hundreds of peasants armed with bamboo sticks into their certain death because i need stone

Kill the sun

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Kid wants to recover his kingdom but ends up forgiving his father’s murderer and meets his own child who has the ability to travel back in time and saves the world.

Damn, that was fast. You got it.

Gravity rush?
Crysis?
The game.

Ashen?

Astronauts talk about their favorite sportscaster and tectonic events in the PRC.

Half of the entire Strategy genre

You move to a new town and take out mortgage with no money down and no job (its pre 2008 aswell)

Gravity rush
DOOM?
life itself
go away, stalker
garbage 76
asura?

Ding ding on GR

you try to save your gf and at the end you get a little horny

You collect three swords and fight a giant salt crystal.

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Animal Crossing

Shadow of the Colossus

Nice one

The wifi goes down and you have to save the world.

hebrew snakes can't agree over whether or not to turn of the light, everyone else gets caught in the crossfire.

animal crossing
no time to explain?

Devil Survivor?

>you and your friends have a bad evening 2 times a week for 4 hours

S3&K.

Wrong the sims

>Dark Messiah
But the term Messiah is important to tge lore.

Nietzche and your asshole friends

Nope, dark cloud

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ahem
FUCK MOTHS AND FUCK THE SUN

Mom goes out and you have a really bad dream

*no, but the term messiah is important to the lore.

Ace Combat Zero

One of the Devil Survivor games, can't remember which.

angry girl kills everything in her path because she's too cold

>a bunch of sociopaths in exotic clothing fight over worthless real estate

Not Stalker.

AEIOUAEIOUAEIOU

Drakengard 3

Dark souls?

> Creepers killing you.

Correct
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

really generic, could be anything
>find cure for zombie outbreak, realise the outbreak was deliberately done by your own agency
thrilling

You're a child, go underground and beat some eldritch stuff and then you dies.

You make money by never talking to people. Apparently you're also among many many chosen ones but who cares about that really, making money is more entertaining.

nobody wins and nobody cares about winning but at least that guy got lunch

"Huha fellas, did sombody say ThE DoORe tO DaRknESs?? HuHa??"

you are a girl or girl(male) and absolutely everything wants to rape you.

Your brother and some comically evil guy with a book raise a big ass tower in the middle of some random town for the sole purpose of luring you to them so they can get your necklace for some unknown reason.
I don't know the rest of the story that's the only point I've gotten to.

Disgaea 5

Kid with an orange bandana trains so hard he gets a stand, leads a soccer team to victory in a tournament after dodging steel beams from a stadium falling appart, beating other kids pumped in steroids and solves the mystery of his Granfather's death while at it.

Your daughteru sends you on a quest to kill yourself. Eventually you do.

A bunch of yellow niggers on horses invades Europe, everyone thinks it's the literal end of the world

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nope

Degrees of Lewdity
you degenerate

>shota becomes the king of hell and blows god the fuck out for turning his girlfriend into a flower

Every single jap h-game (with actual gameplay) ever made.

you genocide thousands of chinks. mostly with your bare hands. the only thing that can fuel you are HARAM buns.

DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND
JUST FOLLOW ORDERS

Crusader Kings 2?

TOTAL WAAAAAR (or AoE II)

Mid game of ck2??

Or mid game Rome total war

>villain tells you to do something you were already going to do
>after finding out it's a bad idea to do it, you still do it anyway because having good ideas is for faggots

Slay the spire

Bioshock Infinite?

Resident Evil 6: Jake's Campaign

Yeap

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby!
Heh, I guess it's true.

Bravely default

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That easy, huh?

Warframe

>get shot in the head
>nuke/genocide everything

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Not asura

Literally the plot of most KH games. Could you have imagined if Ansem the Seeker of darkness won? That would have REAAAALLY thown the master's balance plan out of whack!

Very advanced ancient space empire gets betrayed by their technological creation. And then again, by their another technological creation. And again, by third one.

Earth will become a giant insect planet!

An English hard rock supergroup fights Russians for the second time

A dragon decides to make a refugee camp for amnesiacs.

>God asks you to succeed him (but not really) but the dead (not really) messiah autistically lashes out at you with several war crimes.

>revealing the answer
gay
notch's money maker?
resident evil
inuzuma?
pot twist in the sand: simulator


that is correct, warframe

DMC3
Funny, that's also about how far I played the game. I got bored after beating Nevan.

Goddamit I TOLD YOU TO STOP MAKING WAVES

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Halo

THE EDF DEPLOYS!!

you play as a reincarnation of the series' main god but the final boss is an incomplete version of said god

the latest update added the actual god itself as an extra final boss which fucks with the series' lore

Farcry 3

Body Harvest

Virgin fights space zombies

Single Player Fortnite

Xillia 2?

New Vegas?

Warframe

Based and Culter Deipilled

not even close BABY

FF13?

twewy?

Everything in the game is just the sad, shitty aftermath of cool shit you'll never ever get to see.

You accidentally conquer a continent and die and your son has to unfuck your mistakes

>DMC3
>Funny, that's also about how far I played the game. I got bored after beating Nevan.
Yep that's right.
I'm actually really enjoying it and can't wait to get back to playing it. The Virgil fight was hype as hell.

> Warframe
You are correct.

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nailed it

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hero continues to win in-game battles but consistently loses in the cut scenes.

Being a wageslave is bullshit. Here, have a farm, my boy. Go plant your seeds in the ground and also in a girl from the local town.

Geneology of the War

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

That shit happens like 5 times

You enter a cave full of traps looking for your father.

Stardew, come on, that's some weak shit

People abandon Jesus to worship a coal burner

Its either Metroid or Warframe. I'm leaning towards warframe
>Orokin make invincible drones
>drones turn on them
>Orokin make space aids to stop drones
>space aids doesn't work on drones and kills people
>Orokin take potato children and stuff them into fleshy robots controlled with psychic power
>potato children kill drones, then kill Orokin

Any rpg where you grind more than you should

yep

Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley.

>Hey hey people

Very quick, i'm impressed

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>you run away from your dad and decide to kill everyone

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Archery Girl fights a very tricky man

A girl must get over her daddy issues to survive.

Breath of the Wild

Man on an island has no idea what's going on

s-s-sseth?

snail kills the whole earth

Ding ding

Some jerk stole your precious thing, so now you have to singlehandedly solve a geopolitical clusterfuck in order to have a nice long talk with the guy.

You and your friends do fun things on an island far away from civilization while an omnipotent being torments all of you

Zero Escape

I guess it works, but it's not the game I was thinking about.

Super Despair Children 2!

Yup

ARK Survival

Based vidya review merchant

You and your best friend bomb a town and you adopt the only thing left alive in it

Golden Sun: The Lost Age

SHIT

You go on a quest to kill God, but it turns out that God wasn't God and the actual God was underneath your feet all along. So you go kill the real God, and then you become God, and then you kill yourself.

Local seaman wants more water, gets beaten twice by kid with blue ball

A 12 year old girl is forced into canibalism. Fun in the sun

Dragons Dogma. Easy shit, man

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The story follows an infantry battalion as they help establish the rule of a totalitarian empire and perform ethnic cleansing against members of an ancient religion.

Too recent
FFX

Your mom abandons you and then some nigger on a radio shows up and offers goodboy points in exchange for mass murder.

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FFX

Dark souls (?)

Team up with your brother, a lesbian, a zombie, a psychopath roboticist, and a homeless teenage girl to go rescue your dad from a villainous corporation and maybe also eventually a world-eating demon king.

A bug figths with a stick to get filled with sauce.

One of the valk chronicle games. I forget which one

Poorly named bad guy steals a nucleus and scatters the electrons, go find ALL of them and the nucleus. You die a lot.

Minecraft?

One of the Crash games????

Ss13

No, but it is a platformer.

Nope.

I'm starting to realize that my description could apply to a lot of games and people are unlikely to guess the exact one I was thinking about.

Incorrect

Binding of Isaac

You and your "friend" publicly beat the shit out of each other over and over in the streets of Tokyo

Is it that one Jimmy Neutron game for the GBA?

Yakuza Man vs Dastardly Dog!

You rape bugs to death with automated fuck machines

>you're retarded and have to find a suitcase

Yakuza

>inuzuma?
ye

based.

No, its a mascot platformer. A really tough one.

THE EDF DEPLOYS

Bubsy?

You accidentally join the opposing army and help them cut a path through your country to kill a god

Street Fighter III: 2nd Impact Ryu vs. Ken

Fallout 2?

You have to beat your big brother because he has feelings

You, the player, were the true villain all along!

Actually I can think of two (very different) games this applies to, so I'll count either one as correct. Bonus points if you can name both of them.

FFIV

You kill a bandit, steal his land and spend the next four years getting bullied by fairies.

A black dude kills rednecks in slow motion

no

Pathfinder Kingmaker

Kotor 2?

YUP

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No, but ok.

youre super powerful or at least have the potential to become super powerful so you go and become super powerful or so you thought. And in the end you’re not really super powerful but just some cuck

No.

Nicely done

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Nier, silent hill, braid, cuck ops the line, shadow of the colossus, LISA... yaddayaddayadda

A group of misfits run and compete in a underground dodgebaseball tournament.

Ds3

Real life.

Yeah. Fuck the fey

>Implying DS3 has lore

FarCry 4

Nioh

Literally.

Guy gets force fed a bug that lets him punch demons

MC fucks up repeatedly and everyone fucking dies.

I AM THE BUG INSIDE YOU! I HAVE YOUR BACK TO THE WALL! I AM THE BUG INSIDE YOU! SURVIVED THE FALL FROM GRACE!

It was Factorio

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Nope

Crypt of the Necrodancer?

4 kids end up performing an abortion to defeat evil.

You are a severely autistic man enslaved by another autistic man and instructed to topple an entire alien empire that enslaved your race

HL2

Mother?

Earthbound?

Earthbound

Earthbound

Yep

Stack blocks to make them disappear

I'll be surprised if anyone gets this

>It was inside you all along

You have to kill the aliens, but the true aliens were inside you all along.

Fallout

>DOOM?
Nope

Fat naked hairless old man with the voice of a black woman stops urban development plan.

A Sith fanboy has sex with a big ball

You are the dangan

That's correct.

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You and your best friend are child soldiers who learns first hand the horrors of war and politics.

nope

You kill hundreds of innocents in order to win a war you already lost.

correct

A world renowned government agent tries to make an aryan man fuck his sister

The wind is pushing me!

Bioshock

touhoumon

Resident Evil

your best friend and companion that was with you the whole time ditches you before the final battle so you take a gay frenchman and save the world from evil

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You kill your mentor but don't.

You fight a squid with a feather.

You were the bad guy all along but you just didn't know it

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Golden Sun 1&2

Nobody?

Into the clouds again

Destiny
Warframe
Anthem

save the town from soda

Jesus bamboozles civilization into destroying itself so that a kid and his bros will kill him

You've got to unclog the spirt realms toilet so the dead will stop overflowing into the living.

An emo wants to be shadow the hedgehog and fucking suicide nukes his entire town

A mosquito gets killed by the mom of that cunt of your neighbor

>Anime inception

STOP MAKING WAVES

MUH DAUGHTER

Jade Empire?

My neighbor the yamadas

Perfect Dark if it were set in the 1960s

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The pope and his friends make a deal with aliens and fuck everyone in town

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You move ladders and throw bricks at people

My name is Notim Portant.

Last of Us

MGS 2?

Yeah.

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not lisa but the last of us

Wrong

Nope, but that's a pretty good guess.

Immigrants have taken over your home and now you must kick them out using extreme force.

No one lives forever

You got to earn the right to sit down.

Shai-Hulud says fuck moths and becomes God Emperor.

GTA: San Andreas

Your mom's a cunt and employs dinos to fuck up your life.

Children are a burden, all soldiers are evil, steal from old people to survive.

correct!

fallout76?

Doom

Nearby country declares war so your group of 4 fuck them so hard they think you're a demon.

I was thinking of Kenshi, but like I said the description works for a lot of games.

PREY?

NieR

War of Mine?

Yup.

FF15

You are the first weaboo in history

>you exterminate the jews

you're a girl stuck in a town full of rapists

Nioh

Ragtag group of misfits fight never ending hordes of rodents and scandinavian migrants

kill god in order to stop alien invasion

You're surrounded my menstrual blood and monsters.

Wrong on both accounts.

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VT2?

What if famine was really a ruse staged by your own food?

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Jetpack rodent saves princess

>run away across space to kill boss

FTL

righto

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Rocket Knight

You end up blowing up a building because a one night stand went awry.

Not what I was thinking.

Goku beats up the entire internet.

Alan Wake

Nope.

The Joyful

Zombie ghosts invade the world, so you have to go stop an unrelated group of hemophiles.

I guess my description should've been shittier lol

You get the ability to make obsidiots seethe just by booping a nose

I came to this new land and forgot why, luckily this hot babe and fired up old geezer were looking out for me so now I can either rule it or look for something better.

Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines

> You kill your aunt after going to another country and coming back.

Fahrenheit?

Wait, I got it confused with another game anyway.
I think the game I actually meant to name is Indigo Prophecy?

waking up from a hangover on death row

DDLC

Boogerman.

Fahrenheit (aka Indigo Prophesy in the US) is correct.

Kill the final boss and stop their advances or die trying. Repeat as many times as necessary.

Clean up a rich fuckup's backyard and house

Conker bad fur Day obviously

Tetris

Unlosing Ranger?

Postal?

>You are in middle of drama for decades and no one will forgive anything bad you do, but you are expected to forgive every bad thing others have done to you

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They killed your pet so you kill everything.

You stop a magical war from escalating any further, by murdering the everloving shit out of literally everyone on both sides.

A crazy scientist creates a new universe and becomes its god.

Doom

Time travellers get oof'd by insects, or not?

Gradually get closer to Fucking my Aunt.

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Xenoblade

You're just playing video games, but nobody else is aware of it.

Close.

Trapped on a mountain, except no really. Its hell.

Deltarune

your dad tries to kill you because you aren't strong enough, so you fight people until you're strong enough to kill your dad

You play soccer so much that you explode

Treasure Mathstorm

Your dad sold you to demons, your new kid is a demon. Don't kill kid.

Tekken

Local KKK captures you Texas chain saw style.

You're thrown in jail because you're a demon, but actually you're God.

No.

Local cat throws liquid shit at pugs and stillborns to French grunge music.

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Real life in a data analyst job?

Spiders and ghosts are both assholes, but they're on the right side of history so you'd better listen to them.

The developer has never had any writers, only a crunchy roll subscription, so they're vague as fuck in all their games. Luckily a YouTuber with a British accent told everyone it was the greatest story ever told and people believed him

Wrong, try again

Obviusly Dark Souls.

Good answer, but no.

Undertale

yea boi

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The Suffering

Nope.

GIVE ME THAT JUICY SHAQ MEAT

Nope

nope

Get paid to fuck up best korea

Final Fantasy X?

Some cosmic gow got mad and shattered the fucking world.

You and 5 other fucking idiots fight 6 assholes for control of a stupid truck or some shit. Also some of you are gay. Something about robots, fuck you, buy some cosmetics.

Crysis?
Bloodborne?

Team game with game characters who are never going to get another game.

This game is so bad that you can only win it by not playing it. This is confirmed by the devs themselves.

overwatch?

Dark Souls

got it

Best Korea has fucked up all of America (somehow?). Are you a bad enough True Patriot to hit your own dick with a hammer?

anime clone wars

asura's wrath

You make as many daughters as possible so your son can one day impregnate them all.

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Homefront

After getting the explosion virus from a hot chick you decide your career wasn't going anywhere anyway and team up with her
You later die of explosion disease

Spec Ops: The Line

raziel, you're valuable

Become the region's most beloved heretic to kill that asshole who has been giving you bad dreams.

Too easy, I guess.

I just never get tired of ridiculing this game's premise.

Also correct.

final fantasy 4
jump force

DUSK

Alundra

Criminals fight their way off an island only to run back to it, fight off it again and start looking at papers a fuckton.

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>Are you a bad enough True Patriot to hit your own dick with a hammer?

Wait, what?

Don't fuck with the ducks.

Flat Eldritch slayer who mines

my life?

No to crysis
Different game: your disgraced but makes out better than your king quote from man stabbed

ye

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roadtrip goes wrong and you fucking die

nah man

A small pile of rubble blocks your way, instead of climbing over it, you decide to get around it by defeating the most powerful beings in the land.

Sim game where you run a wheel.

Painkiller

psycho fag, a negro and boomer dad commit crime together

Choose between a Nun, a sectoid, a robot, a Russian, a tree, a handsome guy, a bird, a noridc lady, a bug robot, a fish, or a cloud and battle it out for control over the pond.

GTA5

Dark Souls 2

Endless Space 2

Correct.

Still the dumbest shit I've ever seen in a game.

You have to stop alien jews from blowing up planets
ffxv?

Queen bitch mage tries to get her 12 companions killed so that she can cast a superspell to exchange the existence of the player's world for her old world that got blown up by some god.

The bad guy wants revenge against the english for something he knows the russians did.

Crippled war veteran deals with his PTSD by killing everyone and adopting a dog.

OFF

World has gone into shit and you're trying to fix it without really knowing why

You meet yourself from the past in order to stop an alien invasion(which is ocurring in the past), whether or not you or anyone remembers that this invasion happened remains unclear so far.

Ico

A bunch of furfags compete in a sweat shop

Bastion?

After summoning Satan you decide to get a new job with soondead, earthworm Jim, Tim Curry, burning shit, and/or friendly Mr death in their battle for the Minecraft viome that never was

Undertale

Turns out if God hadn't been a depressed autist with severe social anxiety, all of this could have been avoided.

Every time a new villain gets introduced, they die 10 minutes later. Meanwhile, the real villain gets away with everything.

Damn, those mercenary bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my boat.

bunch of mythological gods fight each other
also king arthur and merlnin are there

nope. The answer is few posts up though.

Biome not viome

Runescape

Bitch wants to achieve immortality by making prisoners shit themselves.

minecraft with autism and insects

Your husband died, so you resort to using his remains to bludgeon your enemies to death. Unfortunately you can't save anything, not even yourself.

Wrath of the Anglo 2: Blackshirt Boogaloo
a.k.a: where's the fucking fuel simulator

Killing more and more powerful dinosaurs and world-destruction capable dragons because you need new shoes

Minecraft is already autism.

Monster hunter

A bunch of convicted criminals re-enact the plot of Space Jam.

Bloodborne.

>ffxv?
yes

yup

Pain and suffering, but at least you can launch guests into orbit on a bobsleigh

Antarctica has shopping malls and war zones in it, apparently

Strange Journey

Everyone worships a retard who then either fucks over half the planet or jumps off a cliff.

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correct

smite

Mgsv?

Far Cry?

You're the chosen zombie.

Some guy's new wife turns out to be a massive cunt, so he hires a small army to train a bigger army to kill her.

Sure is!

Dark Souls 1

>alien jews from blowing up planets
Literally blowing them up or just exploiting them until there is nothing left?

Yep.

Bad guy achieves immortality, but in the process of doing so accidentally creates a race of mutant time traveling aliens that are going to destroy the world, anyway.

Pic unrelated.

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CK2?

Rollercoaster Tycoon

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It turns out that luck is a finite resource, so the villain was literally destroying the city by being too lucky.

Correct

space knights fight commie space knights

Yeah.

You dedicate 20 years of your life to killing a man who hit you in the head once.

Kill all the mythical beast and God so you can save the local blacksmith then kill yourself

TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
Jade Cocoon

FFXV

Human society travels via underground railway now that the surface is uninhabitable.

Never played them but Metro?

Wolves hunt in packs!

Hunt down the refund

>Jade Cocoon
Excellent game but nah

Music boxes and betrayal.

Max Payne 3

Oh my, it fits Undertale quite well.
Actually spookily well
It wasn't what I was looking for tho, but lets say you got it right!
Good job user!

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Masterworks all you can't go wrong

Nocturne

>TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
You got it! One of the best games ever made!

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YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE

That was the red herring answer

man literally too angry to die

you start out as a nobody on a boat, then a lot of weird and spooky shit happens, you destroy your old crazy best friend's giant robot mech and save the world.

Transistor?

Yup.

Morrowind.