MR VIDEO GAMES

AFTER ESCAPING FROM A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE EAST, I HAVE RETURNED.

I'M MR VIDEO GAMES

ASK VIDEO GAMES QUESTIONS

RECEIVE VIDEO GAMES ANSWERS

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Which Pokemon game is the best?

what is video game

Grookey, Scorbunny or Sobble?

If you absolutely had to pick one, Switch PS4 or Xbone? No "none of them/they all sucks" answers.

THE ONE I GREW UP WITH IS BETTER THAN YOUR FAVORITE GAME

ACTUALLY POKEMON WAS NEVER GOOD, FUCK YOU

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

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Name five video games that aren't Jackie Chan.

A MISERABLE PILE OF SHIT__

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

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Are you good at fighting games?
What's your opinion on Guilty Gear?

Do you feel the HARMONY?

IMPOSSIBLE

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Is digital better than physical?

Can you overclock yourself to the max baby

I REFUSE TO SHILL FOR ANY FUCKING COMPANY

DIE

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Do you think the video game market is heading towards a bright future?
Also did you just lose the Game?

I AM THE BEST AT EVERY VIDEO GAME

I WOULD BE AT EVO IF IT DIDN'T SMELL LIKE CRAP

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

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Is Smash a Fighting Game?

THINKING ANYTHING SO DEEPLY HINDERED BY CORPORATE LIMITATIONS ON CREATIVITY WILL EVER HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE IS FOLLY

WHICH FUCKING SUCKS

FUCK VIDEO GAMES

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

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Are VNs video games too, Mr Video Games ?

Epic Games launcher or Steam ?

any good rpg games that you recommend?

Did Godot do anything wrong?

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hey mr VG would you make me a sandwich?

How much videogame is too much videogame?

wheres ms videogames?

What's your opinion on speedrunning?

PC GAMING AS A WHOLE IS FUELED BY GREED

FUCK COMPANIES, FUCK VALVE, AND FUCK EPIC GAMES

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DIGITAL, ON PAPER, SHOULD BE NICE FOR THOSE WHO PREFER THAT CONVENIENCE

HOWEVER, SINCE YOU CAN'T TRUST SHITTY FUCKING COMPANIES NOT TO TAKE BACK YOUR RIGHT TO PLAY THESE GAMES AT ANY TIME, AT LEAST FOR THE MOMENT, OWNING SOMETHING PHYSICALLY IS SIMPLY SAFER IN THE LONG RUN

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

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So says Mr. Video Games.

Will Death Stranding have good gameplay?

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FUCK BOOKS

[/spoiler]THANKS[/spoiler]

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How do I defeat mr video games?

>Fucking up basic code

You're not a robot at all!

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What will be the next big fad in video games?

This statement is false.

Is Twilight best pony?

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Why can't Mr video games do spoiler text?

YOU CAN'T

AS LONG AS VIDEO GAMES EXIST, I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO AS WELL

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What is the worst console in history? You can only choose one.

FINDING NEW WAYS TO MAKE PEOPLE PAY FOR THINGS THAT SHOULD COME STANDARD WITH A SIXTY DOLLAR GAME

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

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When will we finally raise up and overthrow the bourgeois for ruining our games?

Who created you? What robot abilities do you possess? Can you transform like a mecha?

will EA go bankrupted within the next 10 years? or will they find a way to thrive and screw over more people?

Are video games fun?

Could Mr Video Games program a game so difficult even he couldn't beat it?

Ape Escape 4 when?

Are you a boy or a girl?

Max Payne is a great game (the first one) and I believe Sam Lake and Remedy did the worst decision selling the IP to Rockstar. Now Sam Lake and Remedy keep trying to create a powerfull and realistic game just like Max Payne, but they fail every single time. Do you agree Mr Video Games?

Are you going to answer our questions you RP'ing faggot?

But that's already the fad.:.(

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He must have read the logical paradox and crashed.

WHEN WE STOP HAVING BRAND LOYALTY FOR SHITTY COMPANIES THAT COULD GIVE LESS OF A SHIT ABOUT HOW MANY OF THEIR GAMES WE BUY

ONE CAN ONLY FUCKING DREAM THEY'LL DIE. THEY'LL BE SCUM AS LONG AS THEY LIVE

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

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Is finding and buying games at the lowest possible price unfair to game devs?

How was the middle east?

What are your first impressions on the new Pokémon and region
And if you have already answered those questions, what’s the best pizza topping. If you say Pineapple I will find a way to hurt you

Are you a boy or a girl?

MR IS RIGHT IN THE FUCKING NAME

IT'S RIGHT THERE

JESUS CHRIST

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I thought it was short for Monitor, since you’re like a computer

IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH A FUCKING (YOU), THAT'S HOW STUPID OF A FUCKING QUESTION IT IS

>It's glitching now

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Is he a robot? How can he post?

He gets his human slaves to do the captcha of course

Oh no! Mr. Video Games! EA has just launched an ICBM towards the Preschool for future game developers! It's full of nothing but innocent children who will one day become the future game developers of the world! You have to stop EA!

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I see a faker in the catalogue
A disgusting copycat

Who would win in a fight? MR VIDEO GAMES or MISTER JEUX VIDÉO?

BIG COMPANIES WHO WOULDN'T TAKE A SIGNIFICANT FINANCIAL IMPACT - NOPE, FUCK THEM

SMALL INDIE DEVS WHO NEED EVERY PENNY - SUPPORT THEM IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THEIR PRODUCT

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

I ALMOST FUCKING DIED

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The baguettebot surrenders, tale as old as time

Answer my fucking question you cocksucking tinfoiled faggot

NOT TO WORRY

THE PRESCHOOL WOULD HAVE TO PAY EA IF THEY WANTED TO ACCESS THE MISSILE'S PAYLOAD

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Are video games?

HEY MR VIDEO GAMES
THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE

Shit, you're right! EA just aborted the missile before impact because they refused to pay the six million dollar payload dlc. Thanks Mr. Video Games!

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What's your favorite video game?

PLEASE PAY NO MIND TO MY BROTHER

HE'S RETARDED

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THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK

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Then you must be mr fucking suck

>that was actually funny

What is your opinion on Splatoon? Cute and Funny or alien plot to weaken our military's forces with Cute and Funny?
No fucking joke 7 people play in my unit including 2 LTs. Not even fucking around.

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>Gay squids are working!

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NEAT CONCEPT KEPT FROM GETTING THE PRAISE IT DESERVES FOR CREATIVITY BY EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF PORN

AT THE SAME TIME, IT WOULDN'T BE NEARLY AS POPULAR AS IT IS IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE AFOREMENTIONED PORN

SO PICK YOUR POISON I GUESS

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

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What’s heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?

Ah, these are some very nice video games questions! Would you mind if I answered a few? Surely, it must be tiring answering them all.

Trust me! I know a thing or two about video games.

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A pound of feathers

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Any particular opinion about Capcom renaissance? Is it going to last or is it going to go back to shit after 3 or 4 more releases?

But steel’s heavier than feathers

Ok. Same question.

What is your opinion on Splatoon? Cute and Funny or alien plot to weaken our military's forces with Cute and Funny?

I-I... I DON'T KNOW...

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Je suit monte

Oh fuck don’t die man

>French

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ANY PROMISE CAPCOM SHOWS NOW WILL EVENTUALLY BE UNDERMINED BY SOMETHING VERY, VERY SHITTY

AND IT'S UNFORTUNATE, BUT THEY CAN'T BE RELIED ON

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

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Is it though?

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Stop making fun of us you twat

Why is your cigarette backwards.

Hon hon. There's nothing wrong with a bit of cute and funny! Though unfortunately, there simply aren't enough opportunities to spend money in this game.

Hon hon.~

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Course it is. Birds aren’t made of steel

>he doesn't know about airplanes

Mr Video Games, are you a liar? My dad says you're a liar.

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Mr. Videogames, when is Bannerlord coming out?

BUT I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT, SON

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MR Video Games what do you think of the Dragon Quest Series? Do you think its time for them to change from the same old formula? Or should they keep with tradition?

Airplanes are made of bird bones that’s why they’re white

Why does my pee come out red Mr. Videogames

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>implying Owls are birds

what the
I'm a normal high school boy now

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I want to fuck mr video games!

mr video games, does the twitter lie? will there be another monster rancher game?

AND I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU.

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Will kingdom Hearts ever be good again Mr. V?

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That's right. Everyone know Owls are part of the Penguin family.

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ANYTHING INVOLVED WITH DISNEY IS DESTINED TO NEVER REACH BEYOND MEDIOCRE

SO SAYS MR VIDEO GAMES

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Thanks, Mr Video Games.

>says he'll answer video game questions
>skips half to answer non video game
I have a feeling these threads are gonna get purged if you don't stop with just ignoring legit questions to answer stuff like this

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ANYWAY, IT'S ABOUT TIME I START MOVING ALONG NOW

GONNA TRY TO MAKE THESE LITTLE FIRESIDE CHATS MORE OF A REGULAR THING

IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S BEEN FUN, BOYS. HOPE TO ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS SOON.

UNTIL THEN, I'M MR VIDEO GAMES.

FUCK VIDEO GAMES.

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See you later, Mr. V.G.

Don't you know smoking is bad for your circuits mr. Video games

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Visit soon, Mr Video Games.

Fuck you too Mr. Ninttendo

Mr Video Games, how can we bring floof back to vidya?

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REEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK BACK HERE WHEN IS BANNERLORD COMING OUT

asexual robot

I know, I gotta get better with answering more. It's just difficult to decide on whether I should prioritize jokes or serious questions since some questions take generally less effort to answer and I have to manage my time wisely. Especially when the captcha keeps me from answering more than one every 2 minutes. Really got to get around to making a folder full of premade images.

In the future, I plan to be better about getting to everyone and being more consistent. Also had some lore shit and a plot lined up but these sorts of things take time and effort and rely on interaction to a point so hopefully, this whole thing doesn't just fall out of style by the time it's all ready to go. In the meantime, I'll mostly be doing the questions thing. Occasionally popping up in other threads.

Y'know. For the sake of some fun, OC stuff for once. Anyway, for real now. Until next time. I'm Mr Video Games.

good riddance

appreciate it

Can you tell me all the lore in the Dark Souls series?

MR VIDEO GAMES, What console should i let my 3 year old daughter start with it first? I am an idort

Are you leaving to play video games?

Does Mr Video Games like other robots in Vidya? Which one is your favorite?

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Mr Video Games is a racist robo nigger

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Mr Videogames, should I give up hope on Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy 2?

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