Fake evolutions thread

>they
Don't remember ever seeing that, but they did end up being performers anyway.

All three have an equal chance of being the designated girl. High chance that Sobble's evolutions will be a journey from timid to confident, but who knows if that'll end up in bara or girl territory.

Thanks, I hate it

Remember when pokemons weren't themes incorporated into a creature, but creatures incorporated features.
If you don't understand, just imagine a 7g Chancey.

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Where did those butterfly patterns come from?

No, this is.

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scorbunny final evolution will look like a goalkeeper and be defensive fire steel pokemon

I kinda like the bun but I'm not feeling the other two.

The monkey pulls a darwin and becomes a human.

I hope the bunny becomes fire/electric and has an exclusive move based on soccer that is a ball shot with the effect that is both fire and electric type.

The theme is egg.

no, this

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>Goalkeeper
>With those legs
Faggot, that bunny is designed to be the fucking "10".

I swear to god if the rabbit isn't speedy im going to cause a fucking riot.

A 7 gram chansey would be fucking tiny

That'd be cool, I'm just afraid of any of them becoming part-fighting.

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I kinda see the divegrass and flattball but water chameleon doesn't seems like a third sport option.

>Ankylamon

Good shit.

too human like

Get used to the monkey being Grass/Fighting because it's a distinct possibility that it's going to be a knight with sword moves.

YABEI! SUWEIII! RABBIT AND RABBIT!

No, it'd be an animebait trash like primarina.

>every hotblooded sports protag ever
>walking Siivagunner joke
>literally just a Megaman Robot Master
Pass.

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But Primarina are listed at 44kgs

Nothing about it's design suggest a knight though?
People are suggesting it'll go the cricket route, or the stick is going to be one of those noisemakers that sports crowds bang against the seats while cheering. High chance it'll use the stick to play music, and high chance the aesthetic will go the caveman route judging by the topknot.

>yfw rabbit rectangles just get bigger and his final form is a giant teletubby with dual antenna

>he really thinks everyone on Yea Forums hates pokemon enough to indulge in his shitty hungergames meme.

user, he IS a monster on four legs...

Gen 6-7-8
Fire: waifu-bara-?
Grass: bara-edgy-?
Water: edgy-waifu-?

We're getting edgy rabbit, sexy monkey and bara lizard.

The stick in its hair could easily turn into a sword and they're not going to do a Britain game without a King Arthur pokemon.

long

there's no way they're actually gonna try to make the monkey sexy

>King Arthur pokemon
Where's the Merlin pokemon?

>don't remember
Then start browsing this site more and stop using that spacing.

>muh patterns

>they're not going to do a Britain game without a King Arthur pokemon.
I completely believe in their ability to botch shit and not do that. But even if they do it's not going to be a starter pokemon, it's likely that they're going for a sports theme with the starters, and definitely are with the region (saw the trainer walking into a football stadium).

>start browsing this site more
That's the worst advice I've ever seen someone give, you aren't being serious are you?

hmmm

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The trailer hints that its going to be fire/electric. Sparks when it runs on the wheel

Is Chameleon the Rugby pokemon?

>I DON'T REMEMBER CUZ I DIDN'T SAW IT CUZ I WAS IN MY SPECIAL PLACE SITE WITH MY BROS CIRCLEJERKING

>retards not realising monkey will just be Wukong
How dense can you be? That's why the lizard is interesting, it could be anything.

The lizard, nigga. It turns fucking invisible.

Confirmed brainlet and newfag

Here’s the final evo for the fire starter

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DAMN IT LOLA

BEST
MATCH

Name an objectively better starter

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Weird part of me hopes the bunny’s final evo is quadrupedal and not more shameless furry bait.

I'd expect a Psychic poke actually.

furries will make porn of it no matter what

I'd rather doublespace between seperate distinct thoughts any day before typing in the way you do.

And I'm never going to camp /vp/ to keep up-to-date with the latest retarded theories and predictions on pokemon evolutions.

Water/Psychic is possible. Thing has acid armor guaranteed though.

are you autistic

okay here

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>britain setting
>monkey has vague sports and strong caveman aesthetic
>there is literally already a son wukong pokemon
Why the fuck would the monkey be Wukong 2?

Antylamon, user. But yes, Lopmon line is top tier taste.

Thay is just fire, user.

dude the region is literally an anagram for graal as in holy grail

grooky is really cute i can't wait for it to turn into a chesnaught-tier abomination and for scorbunny to turn into blaziken 3: infernape 2: somehow even worse than incineroar edition

>And I'm never going to camp /vp/ to keep up-to-date with the latest retarded theories and predictions on pokemon evolutions.
upvote.

It would be basically fire bugs bunny if it remains bipedal. You can't deny that is not cool, unless you are one of those fags that dismiss bugs bunny as a furry.

>all those people falling for the "if its sexy in first form it's sexy in final form"
>again

Because it's Game Freak

Delphox wasn't sexy, it was horrible. Why you think Braixen is more popular?

If we're talking """sexy""" then braixen is sexier than delphox but I still like delphox more because I'm gay and not a fucking furry.
Also I've always loked greek mythology.

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The problem with a "cool" bugs bunny is that it's going to make me think of fucking Loonatics. And I never want to think about that again.

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Excuse me coming through.

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also reminder that every starter is 87.5% male

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The only good rabbits in pokemon

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>mfw I liked this show

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Tfw the grass starter won't turn into Expand Dong

good. plowing a male bunny is never a bad idea

>87.5% male
And because of this, my autism wont allow me to choose the fire fox and clown seal. Making starters final evolution line feminine was a mistake.

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Delphox isn't even feminine. It has a fucking beard.

>He didn't soft reset until got a female
Pathetic.

>Being this gay

Base form Nidos are rabbits. Mid stage are Rhinos and final form are kaiju. That user is just retarded.

I actually liked that show.

It has no such thing.
Braixen is definitely feminine but delphox isn't really.

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My bad. Facial hair.

It should be
>soccer for Scorbunny
>cricket for grookey
>rugby for Sobble

>Facial hair.
you mean it's fucking fur?

Delete this ugly shit.

>not wanting a thicc fox trap
Are you a faggot?

The water one looks cool imo

I guess you mean this bit? I could see it being a wizard mustcahe or something but eh

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haha wow. Delphox is a huge mistake. Dunno what GFs fetish is with bipedal pokemon.

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The moustache, dingus.

A lot of the pokemon look like shit in the anime, someone can post that gif of incineroar awkwardly running on all 4s.

i wanna play with the wand under his dress

I want to pull out it’s ugly fucking ear hair and shave off that disgusting red shit

That's a huge reach and you know it. It's a witch, not a wizard. Get over it

Fuck off, homo.

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i think elloelloello should probably have a different name but other than that it's good

serperior is totally gender neutral and people consider it a waifumon, you have to understand that this is a fanbase of degenerates

someone pls photoshop watchdog into a queens guard

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>He doesn't like Delphox

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glaceon is canonically a waifu in-universe

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>mfw Coyote in the background

I can never forget how he's a master necromancer.

Meowth what are you doing Gardevoir isn't even in your egg group

>rabbit pokemon

What is with GF and their obsession with rabbits? I'm almost certain there has been rabbits in every gen

>thinking artists won't draw it off model and fix that anyways

i cant stand the ear's fur

>it looks good in off model fan art so you should like it
No

Only ones I can think of are nidos/buneary/diggerwhatever

Oda really gets worse each year with leg propotions.

All these are fine exceot grookey looks fucking awful and I refuse for that to be final evo

>Making starters final evolution line feminine was a mistake.
I don't have a problem with this, but I do have a problem with the retarded rule that all starters have to be 87.5% male. It kind of made sense in gen 1 but has made progressively less sense with each following gen; I don't know why GF are still following that arbitrary rule.

>that
>good
Get your fucking eyes checked.

>He doesn't want to fluff the fur
casual

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sobble is 100% going to be the loch ness monster

azumarril

Oh yeah I guess that does count.

they just wanna make it more difficult to breed them, which is still stupid

Was kinda into it as a kid after years spent watching the regular looney toons of old.

On reflection I can’t believe I did because I can’t remember anything being funny or memorable outside of Daffy having the power of quack warping and bugs being annoying but not funny like usual.

It's better when there's no chance of a child.

He's training to get towards the master.

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thats a mouse

artists are so shit at fake starter evos
the new starters always change so much and develop upon their theme a ton when they evolve but all the fakes are just get bigger and stick with some the basic bitch theme from the first stage all the way through

Marill is a mouse, Azumarill is a rabbit.

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Early concept art

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>incineroar running on all 4s
What the fuck

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dogshit

If that's true it's especially stupid because everyone just uses ditto to breed anyways.

Source?

monkey looks cool. The rest is terrible.

>dolphin fins
kill me

>the new starters always change so much and develop upon their theme a ton when they evolve but all the fakes are just get bigger and stick with some the basic bitch theme from the first stage all the way through
I mean

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Azumarill, the aqua rabbit pokemon

2bh I'd be more worried about the fact that she has the body of a fridge than the tail.

I'm now going to be incredibly disappointed if it doesn't turn into the loch ness monster like said.

i accept this, i guess

Why would her body matter, you wouldn't want to do anything inappropriate to her, would you?

now the post 30million identical quadrupedal tiger fakes

she did warn him

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>another fire/fighting
I fucking hate this shit

What football theme? It looks like it's got tape on it's face, that doesn't in any way mean it's based on divegrass. It's just a stupid meme because the region is based on bongland.

This is some looney toons cartoon bullshit. You people don’t understand Pokémon anymore. The genwunners may have been right this whole time.

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I think I onlly ever saw the one that was with ballio.
Incineroar may have been shit but i'm glad balliofags got shat on.

I
WANT
TO

a lot of gamefreak designs are like that as well
I do agree with you in this particular scenario though, there's an obvious sports motif going on with scorbunny and to move away from that after establishing it feels weird.
but there are plenty of pokemon that are just cool for the sake of cool, not everything needs to be based off a hard animal or motif

>It's just a stupid meme because the region is based on bongland.
and because the last part of the trailer is MC going into a soccer field

Chances we'll get a Loch Ness Monster-based mon? Or Lapras evo i guess.

Why is nobody making music-themed Grookey fake evos?
His names in each language are music portmanteaus and he cowbell-ed the fuck out of that rock in the trailer

BREAK FREEEEEEE

I admit, he has grown on me but I was pissed when he was revealed.

When GF decides to make a pokemon all 4, it goes on the one that makes the least sense then makes the pokemon that would be cool on all 4, bipedal.

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Lapras is gonna be native and you are gonna like it

>Why is nobody making music-themed Grookey fake evos?
>His names in each language are music portmanteaus and he cowbell-ed the fuck out of that rock in the trailer
>They implement Sound type

No more cross gen evos ever again, sadly. Except maybe Eevee.

Please god no

Samurott was great I don't know why people hated him. especially when you had emboar to offload all the hate on

for just once i want the fire type to be a fucking loser
the stereotype of fire starters always being the energetic chad mon is getting old

Loudred you're coming home

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based grookey evo, eventhough its pretty much primeape

No cross gen evos unless they're branch evos. Because it fucks with eviolite.

>the stereotype of fire starters always being the energetic chad mon is getting old
Energetic maybe but chesnaught, as dumb as it looked, was probably the more """"""chad"""""" looking one.

one of his evo's better have an Afro that looks like a mango

>No more cross gen evos ever again, sadly
Pity.

what fire have you been looking at?

lol. There's this, and then there's Litten's line

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>it's a football fan instead of a player
>a massive out of shape lard ass with an english cross on its chest

You see. This is why I'm gravitating towards Sobble. I know the little rascal will evolve into something amazing. The water-types always fucking do.

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BUT THE CUNTS ARE JUST FINE FUCKING WITH GENGAR GOD DAMNIT BRING BACK LEVITATION

charizard, typhlosion, blaziken, infernape, delphox kind of, incineroar even though it's a shit design

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FAHcI3MhesU
Scorbunny is into some weird shit later in life.

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Maybe
Ello > Ellomate > Elloguvnah?

youtube.com/watch?v=2Yq3JuKY2kQ
That doesn't work it's a joke on the beatles song.

i meant real life fire
energetic and powerful is there for a reason honestly

Samurott exists

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wait nevermind i hadn't listened to the song in ages I guess "elloelloello" fits

?

Charizard was the more popular of the first starters, but blastoise and venasaur were both dank as well

Feraligatr is pretty chad

No one talks shit about Skeptile, and even Swampert is baller

Gen 4 starters were all kino and I don't hear anyone talk shit about them, and if they do, it's usually infernape

Emboar a shit, Samurott is chad

Chestnaught/Greninja is more chad than the furryshit fox

Don't even get me started on the last gen

it's a fucking chameleon for christ sake.

>Cuckninja
>chad
lol

fuck u

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yea, what about it
i can still be disappointed

MONKEZUMA

samurott should've been water/fighting

emboar, fire/dark (kinda like ganon or someshit)

serperior maybe grass/psychic

>no samurott with bone plate armor on 2 legs
fucking gay

There is kinda some evidence to support that claim. The whole being invisible in the water thing like how nessie is supposed to be hard to spot for instance.

>shy, likes to hide and be elusive
hmmmmmm

Where's the opium pokemon

I actually forgot he was on all fours, the vague image in my head was a mix between him and the 2nd-stage form.
He really would look a lot better as bipedal, and nobody will ever forgive GF for Emboar.

me mam wurks at gamefreak

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reach. Right now, it looks nothing like a serpent and just your ordinary lizard. Don't let your autism go wild and just wait for it's next evolution reveal to make assumptions

Isn't a King Arthur themed pokemon more likely to be a legendary or pseudo legendary?

But the dick is what makes these designs come together

>Emboar a shit, Samurott is chad
I liked Serperior the most.

There better be a longbow Pokemon

It's only decent because we're going to get something similar but worse.

>chameleons can camouflage

hmmmmmm

best one so far

>dumped the rpg themed starters in a french region

what a fucking waste

Oh ok.

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Didn't we already get that with the owl starter? Forgive me, I skipped that generation

>in a game called sword and shield

>Cannon turtle
>Kaiju crocodile
>Swamp Monster axolotl
>King-knight penguin
>Samurai otter
>Shinobi frog
>Seal mermaid wife
>Probable sick-ass depressed chameleon monster
How does it feel to be on the winning side, bros?

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Shut the fuck up

yea decidueye was a bow

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fucking this. A night and witch starter would've made perfect sense in Pokemon Bongland.

It's a fucking chameleon. Are you people retarded?

>depressed chameleon monster
a mon after my own heart

>no FF class type starters

>bro why would it be robin hood he has a fancy bow tie he will be dapper
>of course his final evo will be a clown just look at him
>i mean yeah its gonna stay on all fours why would it become bipedal?

starter always make big changes, we are long past the days of starter that just get bigger

>pulls its underarm hair as a bowstring

It's his emo jacket cord actually

It's a wing

It's part of its wing/hood

yeah it based on all those famously aquatic chameleon species

I mean literally a longbow pokemon like Aegislash

Haha, yeah! Just like Scorbunny is based on all those rabbits that play soccer!

its a fucking porcupine why would it become a badger?
its a fucking otter why would it become a sealion?

Name an objectively better Pokemon art style

Yeah? Name me a crocodile or hippo species that dwells in sand and avoid water.

Give me a dog that enjoys painting with it's tail and an elephant that curls into a ball.

They're fucking pokemon

I just think that there's room for it to grow a longer neck and become more aquatic in later evolutions similar to Oshawatt to Samurott

exactly its a pokemon it can transform into a plesiosaur if it wants too
its not locked into being a chameleon

Sandshark pokemon when

except we know what all those pokemon evolve into now. Right now, all we know is that sobble is a lizard that can camouflage/go invisible like a chameleon. Save the assumptions until we see more

gen 4

>SamurOTT
>Sea lion

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We already got a rugby Mon last gen, and grookey is more rugby than sobble.

>wanting to evolve into a jobber form

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Okay, but right now Sobble is a chameleon that can camouflage. that's it

i thought he was an ocean dweller this whole time

I mean, it actually has two decent characters worth watching.

>samurott
>samurai otter

you just got assblasted son. Sit down.

Ok, but saying "Woah, he turns invisible! It must be based on how nessie is never seen" instead of "oh, it's camouflage because he's a chameleon" is absolute fucking retarded.

nice try Quizcuck, you couldnt even beat your own father

I can't.

>infernAPE
>has a tail

They are just wishful autists user, like every single gen

Is the drum set part of him?

>only happened in the movie
>using incineroar of all things to try to say he animates poorly

Incineroar actually animates pretty well in the anime

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One thing I love about new generations is the disappointment it brings once everything get revealed

those are his testicles

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oshawott,_Dewott,_and_Samurott
Samurott is based on a sea lion, don't be retarded

>Implying gamefreak knows shit about zoology
>Grookey is a CHIMP pokémon
OH NO NO NO NO

its no more a stretch than a bunny being a footballer because it runs fast or a monkey being a drummer because it waved a stick around once

>he doesn't know Sobble gets over his timidness to become a chad chameleon wrestler

His arms proportions look better there than what they usually look

That's what I'm saying. So why would you believe them when a sea lion has a name with ott in the same?

>Wikipedia

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Is it time?

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>that terrible edit

the original context also doesn't fit your narrative

>elloelloello
Oi

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english is literally the only name that has otter in it
nip name has nothing to do with otters

>No fish & chip themed pokemon
>No kebab themed pokemon
>No pokemon politicians that rape children and when the media catches onto it they report the investigation and slowly let it die out over the course of a year until no one is talking about it anymore despite the people in charge of investigating it resigning one after the other, replacing the head lead in an endless cycle of "whoops not gonna be me" with the person who originally brought attention to the problem being charged instead (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_paedophile_dossier) (theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/31/uk-child-sex-abuse-inquiry-concealing-evidence-mps) (telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/06/westminster-child-abuse-accuser-nick-charged-paedophile-offences/)
>No pokemon freddos
Wtf bros why are they misrepresenting the UK like that?

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Do they hint anything about Sea lions?

I mean, they also emphasized the rabbit using its feet

Can't find the interview anywhere else, but it's straight from the horse's mouth. Samurott was based on a sea lion. Again, don't be retarded.

No, that's what I'M saying, mate. Why would you go for what they look like when their "Species" tell you otherwise. It doesn't matter if it doesn't look like a chimp. it's a chimp and end of story

he actually beat his dad twice, time jackers kept on masturbating

>Hiromu loses his dad in both Sentai and Rider

his proportions only look shit in the first sugimori art and the model (latter because it lacked the detail Smash gave it), else he's been done fine, like that secret dream world art used in Smash

>already used the rpg class starters and the robin hood starter before the bong region
yikes

Samurott is my favorite starter.

it's not like they can't use it again, we already have a bard monkey after all

its because he's a fire/fighting kick boxer but dont tell Yea Forums i told you

Because I can call a duck a hamster but it's still clearly a duck. Surely you're not this stupid?

Gay as hell, but I could believe it.

The problem is that all the American idiots saw the name "Grookey" and a stick and thought "OH HE MUST BE CRICKET CAUSE THE BUNNY IS SOCCER" without thinking about what other options there are.
They thought "Rookie + Monkey" instead of "Groovy + Monkey".

Hopefully the "THEY'RE ALL SPORTS" bullshit dies down soon since more people are explaining Grookey's name.

I'm hoping that if there is an actual theme to their final evolutions, it'll be "culture"
>Scorbunny - Athletic rabbit - Sport
>Grookey - Music monkey - Music
>Sobble - Emotive Chameleon - Theatre (this one will make or break it as they evolve)

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>dragon/ground
>ocean dweller

We only know the base forms of the starters. We still have a chance of having those.

I believe monkey will be a druid.

I mean, my point is that it's not random or out of the left field. surprised no one thought of him using his feet as jet thrusters/recoil considering he has Salompas pads on his paws.

I already have an idea here

Queens Guard (fighting)

Chav (Dark)

Pajeet/Gypsy (Psychic or Poison)

Sound already exists - it's a move property.

hey man, i'm still in the ye olde "they look like their types" camp

here - you can see the salompas thing on its paw, similar to its bandaid on its nose

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Hope my homie Aegislash gets love in some form or another

It should be Donkey Bong

In Japanese, the name of his sword is Ashigatana, which is literally Sea Lion Sword

>I know better. The creators? I'll just ignore everything they say and make my own headcanon
Of course

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Cindaquill

what would Mega Aegislash look like

Why is it always Gardevoir?

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>Sobble
>Lizard
>Evolution: Water/Dragon

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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remember that that's more of an english name, it's japanese name is literally great sword demon (daikenki)

then again it's worse pre-gen 4 when they switched translators, else you'd get Shellfish Pokemon

What the fuck are you on about?

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King Arthur's ghost

he's on some weeb shit. Pay him no mind

>great sword demon
Holy fucking based

Excalibur

Tower shield and claymore

Yep, that's a porn magnet right there.

Good shit.

minus the loli

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bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Scalchop_and_seamitar

In Japanese, Samurott's sword is literally called the Sea Lion Sword. Samurott is a Sea Lion.

>the loli isnt the trainer
you gotta think outside the bun user

a complete ghost knight would be kino

>tfw get female starters 75% of the time

My friends hate me for that luck.

>non-canon anime and manga shit
>never once mentioned in the games
Okay, faggot

>non-canon

nigga it's mentioned in every supplementary shit

>porcupine
Echidna ackshually

Those all look pretty great, actually.

It's always nice to see animeposters get BTFO

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>timid, cute dragon
>strong as fuck

I'm so ready.

that's not even a loch ness, more like a generic lizard. hell what's up with fanartists not knowing shit about him

What anime posters?

And yet, the just get bigger starters are the most memorable.

>supplementary shit
Since when does pokémon have these?

>I know better. The creator saying it was inspired by a sea lion? Fake. Everything but the English name pointing to it being a sea lion? Doesn't fit my worldview.

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Primarina was the only time I skipped the starters, had a male popplio and it would be too gay to let it evolve.

Always went with water.

I hope a gen-8 pokemon have a James Bond homage

since Red and Green. They're obviously only Japan only and only became notable around during BW when everyone and their mother was releasing art books.

Burger pokemon?

>Two water starters are based on the exact same animal
The absolute state of watercucks

sister pokemon?

Just reset the game until you get a female. How non-autistic are you? Will we have to ask you to leave this site, user?

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>sea lion and seal are the same

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>Primarina
>seal
Just by looking at the image you just posted, you can see primarina looks way more like the sea lion

LUV ME FOOTBALL
ATE ME YANKS

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I hate looking at fakemons because after witnessing the genuinely cool ones, Gamefreak's shit decisions hurt even more.

Shut up, la creatura...

I like all of these rabbits, but odds are it's gonna turn into

That’s no creatura, that’s a proud warrior of Da Norf

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Nidoelizabeth look straight from an SMT game

eh, more often I tend to go "but they missed the point"

I mean right now people forget Sobble is a chameleon

Primarina is up for debate, since it doesn't have visible ears but they might just be covered by the starfish and its resting stance is upright like a sea lion, but it moves like a seal. I think it's just a case like infernape where it was inspired by multiple animals in the same group.

>sting chameleon
you best start running

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The people who designed the monster are Japanese
The Japanese name is the best source on the concept
As shocking as it may be to hear, America is not the focus of the world

What the fuck are you talking about?

Primarina can stand on its fins. What seal can do this?

Why?

mavericks deserve the rope

Should have just named him Fabio and let him be.

>How does it feel to be on the winning side
Pretty good, user. I hope pic and greentext are unrelated

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>resting stance is upright like a sea lion
I covered that.

or SYLVANDO

Okay the Soccer rabbits pretty sweet

These are my designs. Not bothering with the rabbit for now because all of my designs for that feel like Lucario 2.0

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I'll take a little lizard turning reasonably into a dragon over a cute seal turning into a faggot circus freak in drag just because it "followed the theme."

Just my two cents, obviously. But watching Nidoran gradually become Nidoking looks visually reasonable; watching Litten turn into the wrestler cat just seems like a random, retarded leap. They've leaned towards surprising you with some faggy overhaul design rather than just following the visual ques and expanding from there.

Remember to never get too attached.

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That's not something X would say

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>

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>all my designs for that feel like lucario 2.0
possibly because fighting type furshit is lucario 2.0

muh

>random

torracat exists and it wasn't random especially if you follow the line and pay attention (hell, Incineroar is probably the most consistent one), also the problem with seal is that it's leaning to effeminate rather than the theme itself

if you want to bitch about all of a sudden shit fan artists like to do, look at decidueye.
>excellent knife throwing pre evos suddenly becoming archer for no apparent reason with a typing that doesn't really fit with its tacked on theme

They didn't really lean on anything, look at the starters and pay attention.

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>No grookey evos
Lets fix that.

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Better than anything gamefreak would shit out

>Over 800 species
Some of them are going to be making the same pose at this point, user.

Blame Dr. Cain.

>Mega Aegislash

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this is wrong though
the snuggle pouch is just below the poof

What kind of question is that? Are you retarded or just autistic?

What is/are the inevitable Beatles pokemon going to be?

Get your mind out of the gutter you sick fuck.

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I love the funky monkey's goonish fucking face in that Cricket Kong art.

literal beetles except musicians

Inb4 bug-type

Mudkip

Grookey will evolve into Ringo Starr. Don't even argue, you know it's the truth

>tfw no more fun combos like Eviolte Porygon2.

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What the point of /vp/ existing again?

The not-cool part of the fandom, stupid.

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More likely to get a Lapras regional variant than an evo.

making the autistic of the autists from Yea Forums only post there.

Bug/Grass for Paul
Bug/Dark for John
Bug/Psychic for George
Bug/Water for Ringo

>Bug/Dark for John
>Not Bug/Ghost

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>sobble's dick is the loch ness monster
>also has chad hair
10/10

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We already know scorbunny's evolution though

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To discuss all things pokémon - game, TV show, TCG, toys, etc. - under a singular banner, and keep 24/7, 365 days a year trading/battling generals from clogging up Yea Forums. /vp/ was never made to keep ALL pokémon discussion off of Yea Forums, just the Generals and the off-topic derivated products.

That newfags like you still do not grasp this simple concept always baffle me.

That works better lol

>ello
>Oi-Oi
>Yewot
there

ANTHRO
FUCKING
PLANES!?!?!

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I just noticed, in the center, that it uses Chicken-chan as a height reference instead of the new girl

This honestly looks pretty fucking dope. Plus, I wanna fuck it

kek, good use of an unused design.

The rabbit looks okay. The monkey looks boring as fuck and the water one just doesn't look like Sobbles evo.

Delphox is a cool looking pokemon ruined by Gamefreak's inability to make a decent looking model and battle animation for it. It looks like a traffic cone with hair in the games. Though I agree that the ear hair should be toned down

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I cri evrytiem

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Will this become the Grinch of /vp/?

No, that was Ballio

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I swear to God of the bunny doesnt turn into hot furry bait I will be catastrophically disappointed.

Nothing will ever compare to the Grinch.

Grookie is Merlin (Grass/Fairy)
Sobble is the Lady in The Lake (Water/Ghost)
Scorbunny is King Arthur (Fire/Steel)

>ywn have Miror B as a character again

go back

>Ankylamon
unironically god tier
BUT

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But Paul is the one that’s dead
And also a walrus

Chimchar

Samurott would have been better received if it wasn't pure Water and if its legs looked less awkward.

Ello > Roit-roit > Wuts-al-diss

this looks fucking retarded

Literally anything

chicken chan is right there in the image you mouthbreather

I like your Grookey design

>OH HE MUST BE CRICKET CAUSE THE BUNNY IS SOCCER
That sounds just dumb enough to be a Eurofag idea.

Diggersby, tho

>Niggersby
No

honestly none of the gen 5 starters really hit home for me. it's the only gen where I don't really like any of the starters.

I love Chikorita!

I love them

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Ghost pokemon can't get a break. It's my favorite type too so I don't know why Gamefreak is so insistent on making them suck.

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Check’d

>seamitar
>straight sword
Fuck you, translation niggers.

That means there's a high chance it's real

Meowth, it's a trap!

Did the small "CONFIDENTIAL" print ruin fakes?

This

just because its in english doesnt mean its american. also dont be such a weeb, just because it was created by japs doesnt mean that japs know best, they have notoriously shit taste and their culture is completely fucked

Big Chungus
-Dragon/Fairy-

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He meant that what the japs say is canon, you fucking retard, he's not talking about taste or shit like that.

so good

Rabbit and monkey look decent for 2nd evo
chameleon looks like shit

Pretty generic

totodile also does the same pose

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where's the tits

neither in the human egg group but that didn't stop me

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Facial Hair?

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kek'd

if this was real you'd all just complain it's furry shit

Megagargomon/Saintgalgomon is a dog. The whole line are dogs.

>complaining that pokemon is furryshit
oxymoron

The chameleon design is neat.

heh

>fire cat turns into a wrestler
>not random
It was just to put some wrestler themed starter into the game and follow a trend since it was a hot topic in japan at the time.
>hell, Incineroar is probably the most consistent one
w00t, i dont think you understand what "consistency" means, incineroar is by far the most inconsistent starter of the group, hell aside from the color palette it barely resembles his previous evolution.
>decidueye
You are fucking delutional, his design its at least congruent with the previous ones. Also even for a nitpick you argument its really reatrded

nah ello ello ello is perfect cause that's what the people who wear those hats say

Major problem with the amount of mons now in days is GF can't keep track of all the movement concepts that go into each design to make them distinct. They've probably already forgotten that Hoothoot has two legs.

Yeah, why would the tiger-themed cat turn into a wrestler. Who ever heard of a wrestling tiger!?

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Well the idea was clearly that his arm blades weigh him down. Why did people hate Emboar though?

Looks like a Sonic OC.

Someone make a fire/grass divegrass bunny

not even close

if only soccer wasn't so gay

>Incineshit faggot is retarded
No surprises.

iz called futball bruv

Do you have any reading comprehension whatsoever? i literally said that in my post mongoloid, not to say that we are talking about how shit and incongruent pokemon evolutions are nowdays. Kys faggot.

Grookey is going to evolve into Man. If not then Nintendo is officially staffed by evolution deniers.

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What are you? An English teacher?

They should call it fake out.

it's not even to do with the song idiot, it's literally the stereotypical copper thing to say

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the magician design is legit unique and charming.