What the fuck did they do to Johnny Cage
What the fuck did they do to Johnny Cage
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they made him awesome
Same thing they're doing to every single character that isn't Baraka, fucking them up.
he looks alright in this game his moves and animations are really good
He becomes more like the Miz in every game.
They made him look like a modern douchebag celebrity instead of a douchebag celebrity from the 90's.
They injected him with soul overdose
hes a boomer now
he is a person of arabic color now, problem??
>caring about any MK after 2
Jesus christ fuck this game
Hideous kombat
>tfw Johnny is the strongest person on Earthrealm now
gave him monster zero.
he looks like Brendan Fraser
MKX said Cassie is though.
This
Fuck Niggerealms
Made him better
He became a cool grandpa
She beat Shinnok because Johnny was being a shit.
I wish they just made Cassie a R63 Johnny instead of a younger Sonja with green magic.
>Brendan gets unJUSTed finally in 2019
>more good shit happens
He looks more like your uncle that loves to mess with you and you grow to like the more you grow up.
No cyrax no buy
Reminder Kringeoid Kuckoldfags were okay with big boobs in MK until Boon told them they couldn't and now are trying to pretend they're better than that by loving cringe ultraviolence
Google "Mortal Kombat: A Forced Hero" - a story based on MK9, the last real Mortal Kombat entry with actually attractive women, and yes, my story features BROWN Jade with green eyes
You cant take skies from me.
He looks like an alcoholic guido, wtf
I cant be the only one
Kombat kids arent kanon anymore.
you must really like Kylee Nash
>Cassie is in 11
NRS called you a liar.
Yeah cool but they're not
More like Johnny JUST
Well you're wrong and Cassie will probably save the day again.
Take your futa fanfic and get out of here!
they made him cool.
I think he's going to be fun.
Though he does kind of look like they fused him with Nathan Fillion.
That's fine and dandy but they're not. Everyone agreed
Cannot unsee
Is there customization in this game so we can re-enact The Mummy?
Except NRS.
Literally Who
The people making the damn game you utter faggot.
Ehh, it looks better than the mkx version in which it looks like an old Scott canne.
Jesus Christ why can't NRS make non-embarrassing models? To say nothing of the stiff-looking gameplay that's a trademark at this point.
Doesnt ring a bell
He genuinely looks like Randy Pitchford. Put "Bad" and "Ass" on each part of the glasses
The only Kombat Kid I liked was Takeda. Cassie was fine but she's just there to be the second tacticool army chick.
You aren't...
That's what I was thinking too.
The best animated part in X was Sub-Zero making tea, which will always be hilarious to me.
does he still do the punch to da nuts Op?
is there a single appealing character in this game?
And I'm not talking about women here, that's a lost cause.
I'm still waiting for Kotal
That smug smile the whole match. Looks like my first character pick.
If you told me this was a completely new character I'd believe you
You haven't played X then.
Even X didn't look that off tho
the punch to the nuts was reference at the end hahahaha
He is as he supposed to be. Jonny Cage was Van Damm in his youth.
Now, in new MK he is still Van Damm, but at his current age.
I hope he looks like that because of a role.
They made him a meme for the Generation Meme. It's all meta and self-referential and ironic amd BEST EVAR GOAT CHEESE until they get bored of the fatality 2 months later after they've shown all their friends and actually have to actually play the game. When all the jokes are gone and they honeymoon is over, they move onto the next vidya meme and repeat.
Then you start hearing "I never noticed it at the time, but the problem with MK11 is..." Look at all the former MKX fanboys slaying the game now the new Meme is coming.
I don't play MK at all, but his moveset looks really cool. I don't understand why people are shitting on him so much.
I thought of this as well. Current JCVD is a stupid fucking meme addict, too. So it kinda makes sense.
>that stunt double grab
>that victory pose
>that fatality and the references to the fatality glitch he had
>that mime box counter
yup, he is fucking awesome
Literally only zoomers are mad. Johnny looks better than he ever has
he looks exactly like my uncle. Mine thinks I'm a dork though.
He's not wrong.
Made him based again
>What the fuck did they do to Johnny Cage
Uh they actually finally made him kind of fuckable?
I can't wait for the SFM content once the models are ripped
it is -- he's from Israhell
How else is a hollywood action star supposed to look like?
They turned him into a jew to better represent modern hollyjew
Reminds me of Adam Sandler
How did NSR get permission for that?
This. Miss me with this whole installment of the series until they get their shit together.
made him better
Thought I saw a nipple there for a sec
Yeah, the censorship of T&A is just one of many reasons to skip this one
>To say nothing of the stiff-looking gameplay
why are retards on Yea Forums face blind or do retards just say what ever is on there minds
idk retard i guess you guys are just face blind
why is it that every thread i see of people mad are the retards that dont play the games
>no punctuation
>doesn't know the difference between there and their
>tumblr gif
>still thinks he's above the people here
They turned him into John Oliver
Th gameplay and animations look better than japanese garbage fighters like tekken, doa, shit fighter, and shit calibur. They look clunky and awkward and chuuni as fuck. MK 11 has realistic fight animations like movie fight scenes and UFC. Not your gay ass anime crap. Fuck off.
There's a Steven Segal joke here somewhere.
Ninja Mime is his coolest movie and you can't prove me wrong.
not an argument
Why are all the faces in this game so fucked up?
Because you played too many shitty japanese fighters with badly detailed anime faces?
how they look fine
And that's not a sentence. Apply yourself.
They look fucking awful compared to MKX tranny
I hate seeing him and the other characters get so old so fast
That new fatality was pretty funny though, I'll admit
>how they look fine
Are you retarded faggot?
Reminder Kringeoid Kuckoldfags were okay with big boobs in MK until SJW Boon told them they couldn't and now are trying to pretend they're better than that by loving cringe ultraviolence
Google "Mortal Kombat: A Forced Hero" - a story based on MK9, the last real Mortal Kombat entry with actually attractive women
fuck off you retarded phone poster
yes they do retard
I don't get the backlash, I find her cuter than the other girls they showed for this game desu
It's the thread troll
retards getting mad over nothing like the retard who made this thread
Your sentence structure is terrible. Learn how to type coherent English faggot.
its just racists and weeaboos who want all female characters to look like either Taki or Marie Rose
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you don't deserve one
Johnny Cage was always lame
b8
You haven't played X and you didn't look at the massive silver belt buckle that has his name on it.
I CAME TO PLAY
you fags can stop crying now
they made her emote even less now?
>@
Back to twitter faggot
Where's the video of this?
looks like ya boy
Why did they add Elon Musk to MK11?
fuck taki and fuck marie rose, they both suck and are SHIT. SHIT.
The proportions still look alien but don't look as bad as they did in the reveal.
>women at 29 vs women at 30
>The proportions still look alien
i bet Cassie will look like shit. Now that i saw new Johnny and new Sonya.
oh boy oh boy
>i
>NRS have always been shit at modeling faces during most of the 3d era
>added ninja cowls and hoods
>people mistake it for burkas and a nod at trannies
I bet people would call pic related a Muslim if vanilla wow was released today
This is what a ninja looked like in previous MKs
They were called the female ninjas you numale
Excellent
He’s actually pretty cool now
>said that they are shit at making faces
>shows body
>from the fucking loading screen too
Are you a brainless nigger, you fucking retard? I complained at the niggers who think that nrs are sjw for mistaking cowls and hoods with burkas and their god awful face work.
he looks like a youtuber.
It's not bait.
I fucking wish they weren't, but Ed's new waifu ain't going anywhere.
No more alimony