Hey, thanks for saving our vault not once, but twice, as well as probably saving the entire rest of humanity...

>Hey, thanks for saving our vault not once, but twice, as well as probably saving the entire rest of humanity, but I have to force you back out into the wastes because of a really really unlikely scenario of kids in the vault wanting to leave the safety of the vault into the irradiated, death filled wastelands because of your influence (mind you, that can easily be controlled via locking down the vault as overseer), sorry, truly.
What a fucking waste of time, you fags told me it was a classic.

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>One flaw
>Instantly shit
k

Just play 4 instead of this boomercore trash.

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>one
dont even get me started, the bugs actually almost ruined this game for me

Just kill him and every man in the vault. Make the women into your harem.

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>the bugs
Probably your fault for installing it incorrectly. Oldgames are like that.

>>>/fog/

Fallout 2 is pretty overrated too. The first mission is bullshit. You have to take on a building of guys wielding guns while all you have is a spear, or have a fuckton of strength, or find a fucking explosive that sits behind a bunch of mobs that 1v1 will greatly damage you. From what I gather, you're forced to make a build around stabbing shit once, then backing off so they waste all their points moving to you.

>Dude just lock down the vault lmao
How? What he supposed to turn it into a fucking prison camp he ran by himself? There was already powerful movement to leave the vault, kicking out the VD and telling everyone that he died was the only hope he had of breaking them up.

4 is by far the most atmospheric Fallout game to date.

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I literally stopped playing after this

>Being such a moralfag that you attack the slavers on sight
>Being such brainlet that you never thought about running past the mobs in the Great Plebfilter
lmao

>You have to take on a building of guys wielding guns
So you never played the game

First mission is dodging ants, though.

>Our combat is so shitty you just avoid it XD

Overrated game is overrated. The atmosphere, story, and voice acting was great, but the combat was shit and I couldn't be fucked to put the effort forth.

>some fucking fog suddenly makes the game atmospheric

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>Don't worry champ, you'll do fine out there *sip*

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>Dude just travel across the entire map in less than 90 days with enough weaponry and armor to take on an entire army of mutants that have both flamers and plasma rifles, if you dont do it in this time all the ghouls will die
great game design

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>I made a bad combat build on purpose because I don't like the combat
>Its the game's fault I struggled
l m a o

>the only way to interact with the game or progress the story is by being a murder-hobo

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Me too. Just wasn't worth it anymore.

There are only like 2 mutants with weapons there what the fuck are you talking about?

theres 4 i just beat it

I liked Fallout 2 until they made fun of Republicans. I didn’t realize games were so cucked back then.

BOOOOOOMERRRRR

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T-titties, give it to me m-mommy

based falseflagging retard

There’s one with a flamer and one with a laser rifle and two unarmed. The fact you just masturbated doesn’t matter.

>dogmeat kept going thought those constantly like a retard and kept dying

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>Dont pick enough perception
>everyone gets 2 extra turns before you
>go for regular/heavy guns
>game becomes unfairly hard at the end, forcing you to level energy weapons
>first aid and doctor take 10 years to use each time, for a whopping 5 health per heal
literally what were the devs thinking

I like to imagine the devs think anyone with 5 or below perception is Mr Magoo and 100% First Aid is kissing a boo boo.

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he's actually an enclave mole

My main problem with fallout 1 and 2 is that lowering some attributes below 3 makes the game way too hard while others literally don't matter.
Try playing the game with 1 agi, than try it with 1 cha. You'll see which one is easier.

the point of that final scene is that if you have low karma the vault dweller shoots the overseer. its like a binary summary of your journey. if you played a do gooder moralfag then why are you complaining about self sacrifice?

But it's not sacrifice, you're just getting fucked over and victimized by a old codger who has no idea what he's doing.

Heh, nice

>Leaving to keep the retards in the vault from marching straight into hell on earth
>Not sacrifice

>blows you into chunks as you walk away
heh... nothin personnel, overseer

>being so stupid you actually believe the overseer's line of thinking
>not realizing leaving the vaults is the future
>not realizing that you survived out there too and can lead the people to a glorious new life under your protection and tutelage
I hope they all turn into infertile retards from incest.

>No we're not kicking you out, you're sacrificing yourself
>Do you get a say in this? Of course not! Now leave and never return!

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My stomach hurts

yes the overseer is retarded. thats why you shoot him.

>really really unlikely scenario of kids in the vault wanting to leave the safety of the vault into the irradiated, death filled wastelands because of your influence
The Vault Dweller literally has a religion built around him in FO2, so I'd say canonically he's a really charismatic guy. That's a pretty reasonable conclusion for the Overseer to draw.

Mine has bigger boobs and isn't a dreadnigger.

Listen cunt he did it because it was his role as overseer too make sure no one leaves the vault and he did do a pretty shit job but he only did it because the Experiment shit that happened but don't worry the vault residents murdered the overseer for kicking you out and replaced him with a super computer. (Then they got captured by the Enclave but that's not important )

But literally the least immersive.

>Implying that either of them could have known that Oregon wasn't the immeasurably fucked hellscape that California was
>Implying either of them could have known that southern California was going to ever get its shit together and not be stuck between banditry and subsistence living till the end of time
>Implying that Vault 13 wasn't still the greatest place to live in California in the 2160s
You're thinking about this with the advantage of retrospect. There was absolutely no reason to believe that anything was going to get better or that they wouldn't get ripped apart immediately by raiders/supermutants/the wildlife/ etc. Shit like the NCR forming is astronomically unlikely that you're better off assuming that it won't.

>Traps you in a corner
heh, nothin personal kid

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Ian is such a fuckin' tard.
You can kill him EZ if you wanted too.

>There was absolutely no reason to believe that anything was going to get better or that they wouldn't get ripped apart immediately by raiders/supermutants/the wildlife/ etc.
Except the fact that YOU didn't.

>shoots 1 time
>pulls out knife for the rest of the fight
yup, truly the pinnacle of companions

Why didn't he just ask you to tell everyone it fucking sucks outside so they'd stay?

He likes to get up close and personal.

>not going to the Den and killing the shopkeeper and taking all his stuff as there is no punishment for doing so except the two druggies which can't fight and run away

Imagine being such a shitter

>complaining about being killed by a crit from endgame enemies with only 29 HP remaining

>tells you to put all the information of the outside into the library after bringing him the chip
>doesnt let you tell others how dogshit it is
what a retard

Because you were obviously younger and chadder than him and threatened his position.

That's what he did when I first played the game.
I was fighting it out with the Great Khans during the mission too save Tandi.
Me and Ian had a great foothold in the front room too. Anything that came through the doorway would get turned into red paste.
But then Ian, fucking 200 IQ Ian, pulls out a fucking Knife A DAMN KNIFE and starts stabbing the Khans. What a madlad.
So yeah he dies and I end up having too use a lot of my Stimpacks too stay alive because without Ian the Khans easily overwhelmed me but I managed.
And when I checked Ian's corpse guess what?
He still had plenty of ammo in his Gun AND in his inventory. So why the FUCK did he pull out a knife?!

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>An extremely isolated and absolute leader indoctrinated character not having a completely sensible thought process as a monster of a man conquering the wastes returns home to the vault means the game is shit
>Not feeling the strong impact of the game letting you kill him in the end as a controversial twist because these kind of twists have been a lot more explored since 1998 by now
>There's an interview about this with the devs iirc

Friendly reminder that autoturrets are the most powerful beings in the Fallout universe

>send out man to do impossible task
>he does said impossible task, even though intimidating, he saved your vault twice
>be surprised enough that you kick him out
wish that niggas 2nd water chip broke

>Dogmeat CANONICALLY died from running through a forcefield as mentioned by the vault dweller notes from Fallout 2

But what about all the other pussies in the Vault?

He was a good friend.

>Except the fact that YOU didn't.
and the overseer admitted that people would follow you, which is why he couldnt let you back in.
he didnt become the overseer because he was a natural born learder, but because he was likely to follow the doctrine of the vault and the vault project going, which means keeping it running, and keeping it closed.
sending someone out was a necessity of survival, and not letting them back in a neccessity for the project, the people inside or the repopulation of the wasteland never mattered in that regard, only adherence to his orders.

Good doggy!
Roll over!
Shake hands!
Play dead!

Remember the corpse you see when you start the game? That's the guy the overseer sent out first, he died banging on the door to be let in.

The overseer being a dick is established early on and the whole life in a vault with self appointed tyrants sitting on a throne with double miniguns pointed at everyone entering the room makes for good cultivated egos.

This is why you need to kill the Overseer. Fuck the Overseer.
And fuck Amanda for flipping out when I killed her dad, he had it coming too.

>he
Vault dweller was a she

But thats the worst one
Well at least it was the worst one when it was released

[Failed] Care to post some proofs?

I'd give her my Tunnel Snake...

based

Temple of Trials was a mistake

>Fallout2
>Vault Deweller statue in Shady Sands (NCR)
>Male Vault Dweller
Sorry mate

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Nice Sneed

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I see tiddies

Those are what we call "Pecs"
Or as they're better know "Stonk male tidddies"

Tiddies.

Why is the game so hard? Everything does a million damage

Was it actually the right ammo for the gun? I'm sure I remember one of the vaults in 2 being full of dudes with SMGs that could only fire 1 magazine because they changed the ammo type for the gun, but not what was in the dudes' inventories late in development.

Yeah it was.
He had the 10mm

is the dlc worth it

yes

no

maybe
Far Harbor definitely is, Nuka World is alright if you like the combat and exploration from the base game,

Why Do I keep hearing people say Far Harbor is good?
I thought it was as good as the base game but nothing special.
Was it the whole "R u Synth lol" thing?

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Anyone here tried my sex mod?

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Both Far Harbor and Nuka World are absolutely worth playing. They add massive new areas.

nOW YOU'RE GONNA GET THE ENTIRE THREAD SHUT DOWN DICK

I personally loved the atmosphere and dicking around out in the forests, plus the story was fairly enjoyable though it was no Pitt. Felt kinda like super Point Lookout.

>massive areas
Wow, massive areas with no interesting items or locations just like the base game. The legendary system in F4 is fucking retarded.

>unaimed shots
You could've ended the battle on second turn but you are just shit at videogames.

Man I only liked Nuka-World.
The faction was kinda like a better Minutemen.
The New weapons were kinda cool.
More mutants too fight although they don't show up often enough.
And all the Disney References were great.

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isnt the VD statue in ncr in f2 always male?

Yes

Can mods make FO4 a fun video game yet?

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no, never. lol

i cant believe a fallout thread is going down and Yea Forums has completely resisted the urge to fight about new vegas

what happened to this place?

2 retcons it so this dude was in contact with the Enclave and wanted to keep the experiment going.

Why would we need too?
No one brought it up.

dayum, Fallout 4 looks like THAT??

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What's there to fight about?

All the Legion kiddie diddlers are dead, nothing left to talk about.

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It's like that dude from Witcher 3 who stopped time.

No

>not 76
get with the times old timer!

Here let me patch up this Thread youtube.com/watch?v=FRPeYP6gS-s
Perfect

"that dude"
i believe you mean Gaunter O'dimm, a merchant and a rather upstanding gentleman.

Bringing peace to the Island with the fewest casualties involves killing someone and replacing them with a Synth. Every other option involves killing off an entire faction. If you want the best ending (there is no 'good' ending) you basically have to do what the lnstitute was doing in the Commonwealth.

Man of Glass, Master Mirror, man who knows all about gingerbread, that's the one.

Jesus Ian learn to fucking aim and stop shooting me

>villagers got trouble with scorpions
>Ian won't even consider doing anything about it until you bring him with you
What did they pay him for again?

Was he better or worse than Sulik?

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holy shit that's the best question asked here

Are you really this retarded?:

iirc he was recovering from some shootout

I only gave Sulik melee weapons so I can't tell you

Sulik is much better, you can give him a sledgehammer and tell him to stick close to you to be your bodyguard.

i always get the fast shot trait. being able to attack more times a turn just seems more useful. am i wrong for giving zero fucks about aimed shots?

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i know you memers are trolling by saying "4 is the best" but let me counter with this, its not the worst even by a long shot. that rank is helt by fallout 3, anyone who disagrees with me is a nostalgia fag. sure the same could be said about 1&2 but they are legit good games in their own right, not great but good.

I have never played 4 and I never will so I'll have to take your word for it.

The Overseer gets executed by the Vault Dwellers after learning that he kicked out their hero, some leave choosing to follow the protag out until the wastes founding Arroyo with his help. At the end of Fallout 2, the rest of Vault 13 join up with Arroyo.

Because Far Harbor wasn't written by Emil Pagliarulo.

I'm gonna buy and get into F76 today with a friend. Any advice?

Okay, this is not epic.

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why would you not use aimed shots? just aim for their eyes, what are you doing? if you're in that area and can't hit reliably, you might have messed up somewhere along the way and may have to restart :(

fo4 wouldn't deserve the hate it gets if bethesda would at least try to give a single fuck about the franchise they insisted on owning. sure it was missmanaged in the previous owners hands too, but they at least challenged popular conventions rather than blindly following them.

>not killing this waste of life at the end of the game
It's like you agree with him or something...

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i was a super good high karma char, but my VD just liked killin', so he murdered the fucker on the spot.

why would you get aroused by this? I like sex stories as much as the next guy, but why fallout?

Only when pumped full of shit tier mods though

yep. plus the fact he actually gives you some hints is cool

legion isn't viable
Caesars death is the end of the whole shit
not to mention they do gay sex in a world with no toilet paper
throwing weapons a shit
house isn't even voiced by hugh laurie

nuka-world is "wasted potential: the DLC"
Far Harbor is at the very least, more of the same from the base game. If you enjoyed the base game you'll enjoy far harbor.
Both DLCs add a new companion that fill a stereotype that was previously missing though. That being "Bad Raider Man" for nuka-world and "grumpy, grizzled veteran" for Far Harbor.

Automatron wasn't a very good DLC story-wise but it adds another raider-faction into the commonwealth, and let's you build your own robot waifus.
Workshop DLC's are a fucking joke, no matter how much you enjoy building shit it's always better to just download some workshop mods and save the cash.

well if you have enough points in a skill and can reliably hit eyes/head/limbs you can turn the tide of battle pretty quickly, especially with a crit to the eyes. that's how I beat the karate masters in San Fran in FO2

I love Fallout 1 and 2. Figuring out how to mod them and then adding a sex scene is part of that.

The entire point of the legion is for it to fail. It's failure is inevitable, it's a society built upon conflict. Eventually they'll hit the ocean and have nowhere to turn but upon themselves.
But they will conquer and unite all the tiny tribes into one nation, and then that nation will inevitably fragment into smaller pieces but those pieces will be larger than they were as tribals.
The idea is that from the ashes of the legion a better society can emerge.

>house isn't even voiced by hugh laurie
Really ruined my immersion.

So what did I say wrong?

If you're looking for a good cRPG just play Baldur's Gate

I've played 1, 2 and 3 until now. I have to disagree with you, by saying that yes, 3 is a departure from the classical games, the way skills work, the way perks work the lack of traits, the overall less strategy you need to employ to get through it successfully. However, I can say that I never would've played FO 1 and 2 if it weren't for 3 ( which was my first RPG). That being said, I don't mean to say it's for babbys, it just is a different type of game, and one that, unlike Tactics, found a large enough audience to catch on. It's far, far from the worst game in the world, and it's not even a bad game in its own right, is just is a different FO experience.

Nuka World was worth the price purely because it added the option to play as a real raider and take the commonwealth by force, but to get there I honestly would've rather taken the SAT again than slogged through that fucking campaign. Actual Magician Ghoul was a highlight.

this is a pretty good point. in-universe continuity is a big deal for fans, and when it's broken, choosing to ignore the smaller details can lead to the universe unravelling.

Counterpoint: a better society than the Legion already exists in the NCR as well as the dozens of small independent communities. Its safer and more fulfilling to live as a low ranking nobody in the Great Khans than to be even a Centurion in The Salad's gang of pederasts

I suppose, all I can see is how at-odds it is with the rest of the game. You spend your entire existence slaughtering raiders, building settlements, and just generally making the commonwealth a better place only to suddenly become the leader of a raider super-collective. No option to resist, no option to slaughter every raider and have Nuka-World be restored to the safe trading post it once was. No, if you kill all the raiders the park is left empty. Who's idea was that? Who got to say "if you don't want to be a raider don't buy the raider DLC" in a fucking RPG?

And conversely, if you do want to be the raider king then no one in the base game says jack shit about it. Except for preston. Absolutely 0 effort went into making the DLC mesh with the world, it almost feels like 2 separate universes.

>t. dumb xbox 360 babby

but I feel like it clashes with the style and atmosphere of the game. Something like this would be more at home in The Witcher, a game where sex is prevalent. You might argue that in FO2 sex takes a more central role, which I agree with, even if I don't enjoy it that much, however the issue here is that these scenes usually mock The Chosen One with comments about his sexual prowess (as is the case with the Mob Wife from New Reno), giving the scene a humorous tone rather than an erotic one. Not to mention, your descriptions are so detailed as to venture into the pornographic, rather than the erotic.

Right, the NCR...
In the words of Mr. House "if you wish to see the fate of democracies, look [at the wasteland the game takes place in]"

literally every other option is a better choice than the NCR.

Fast shot breaks unarmed builds because you can pair it with guaranreed crits late in the game (only for F1 though). I remember my 11-punch-all-crits build a while back.
If you did it with guns, yeah you're wrong.
Aiming for the eyes is basically an auto-crit once you have good accuracy.

>the fate of democracies is to get nuked by dictatorships
Explain to me how having House in charge would have prevented China from nuking America.

It made you think and comment about this matter, did it not?

Mission accomplished.

You're right, the ability to clear out the park for a different faction to claim would've doubled the DLCs value, but for the character I did it as I rushed straight there and never spoke to Preston; its possible to be King of Bandits without it clashing with your characters past, even though we're stuck playing as a prewar dingus to begin with

agreed. it should have the option to start a quest named, idk, "No raiders allowed" that triggers if you kill more than 4 raiders before talking to anybody. Maybe have a mandatory dialog with one of them saying stuff like "You sure you have the balls to go down this path, amigo?" so you can decide which way you want to play. then you could maybe either make Nuka World a trading post, or a city and have a house there and get some caps OR you could take it all for yourself and fill it with whatever companions you want.

I'm pretty pro boomer, but you niggas respond to some dumbass bait.

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Bethesda literally copy-pasted this idea into Fallout 3 with the cunt from the starting vault when you come back to it.
More proof of their laziness.

Daily reminder that Ian was canonically burnt to a crisp by the Super Mutants at the water plant.

They even already did that once (more or less) with the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim

I always thought Vault City had the right idea. I know they kept slaves, but it seemed the most likely to survive.

Well for one he'd have been focused enough to build an extensive missile defense system. He already did build one just for vegas, that's why the strip even exists.
Second, his entire quest line shows how he has a mind for both diplomacy and war, and he wouldn't be bogged down by the bureaucracy of the NCR or any other democracy.

RIP in pieces Ian, you dumb motherfucker.

Yeah, that's the exact example I had in mind. I was honestly surprised when the "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood" text came up. However, that suffered from a totally different issue. The Dark Brotherhood questline is much MUCH more enjoyable than the alternative, thus it is objectively the worse one of the two.

Yes, well done House, you certainly jerked yourself off again. Enjoy life in the disconnected tube by the way.

Why has Fallout never once in seven games added a Chinese prewar ghoul who teaches you wing chun or baji quan or something

If you think 3 or 4 are enjoyable at all you're a dumb ass piece of shit CONSOLE KIDDIE.

1, 2, Tactics and New Vegas are the only good Fallout games.

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Is Cassidy supposed to be Tycho using an alias?

I bet he nuts in those fuckin snowglobes lmao

Jesus christ you are one of those people who uses shitty green mods and vivid weather aren't you?

I write porn so I'm okay with that.

If I did a Fallout 2 mod, I would take the sex more seriously, because FO2's best moments are when it's serious.

>chromatic aberration
This will get me mad every time.

Considering Tycho would be dead by Fallout 2, probably not.

Yes, I did play FO3 on the 360 originally, and enjoyed very much so. It was the first RPG I ever played all the way through and I have fond memories of it. I am replaying it now with the GOTY edition and am still enjoying it, not any less after having played the first two games.

>literal atmosphere

y...yes?

to ne honest, the green filter that 3 has can get a bit annoying after 25 hours, especially in some of the urban zones

Yeah but at least it's there as content for your cleric character or whatever to do, as character padding if you care about RP.

what do you consider "serious sex"? is sex just for the hell of it less serious than using sex to gain some object or favor?

wow, you have actual brain damage

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Tycho > Dogmeat > Ian > Katja> Tandi

Passionate sex just for the sake of it is serious enough

But I'm talking about how American porn games used to be embarrassed of being porn games, whereas Japan can take it seriously no matter the context.

Kinda sucks how you have to kill The Master before you kill The Lieutenant. Ruins the epicness of The Main quest.

>using companions at all

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I know this is bait, but I don't want someone to give a serious reply, so I'll go first.

Why? Because I can find enjoyment in a game in which you cannot? I don't understand what you stand to gain by antagonizing me. Yes, I agree, the first 2 games are great CRPGs, as were Arena and Daggerfall. However, just because the sequels went in a different direction and made the gameplay more mainstream does not mean they are bad games.

I would imagine he means using less descriptive language and writing more realistic or believable scenes, whereas FO1's tone is more in line with stuff like "thanks for killing those ghouls in Vault 69 now drop that 40 megaton load in my Shady Sands"

It's not even a flaw of the game, it's in line with the dickhead overseer that's willing to send a single person into the irradiated wasteland as a last hope for their survival, with only a handgun and a few bullets. He's a trash human being who's using you, what did you expect? He could have sent people with you, or at least more gear.

I feel Japan sees sex very differently than the west in a way I can't quite put my finger on.

Hell he could even say "welp, I guess this is it guys, we need to get ready for life on the surface."
but he'd rather let everyone die of dehydration than to live a life free of his tyranny.

Japan has a century-spanning history of treating sex with good humor. You look at old Japanese art it's full of hilariously oversized dicks and balls and everybody trying to get laid all the time.
In the west sex has been taboo because of Jews and Christcucks and as a result the culture has a warped relationship with it, you're expected to treat as bad an unnatural something that's as natural as breathing, eating or shitting.

in*

don't lump the rest of the west in with yourselves you dumbass americans

>Tactics
>good

>>"thanks for killing those ghouls in Vault 69 now drop that 40 megaton load in my Shady Sands"

This is how I expect, if Fallout 2 did have a bit more detailed sex scenes, that's the way they'd be written.

But that's the thing with Fallout 2: It can have some serious, dark stuff in it, then go back to parody in a second flat.

Honestly, whatever it is, whether it's hang ups or lack of hang ups, America has a long way to go with making porn

back to fog, bosfag.

>t. brainlet who couldn't get very far

I haven't seen great porn from Europe except some of the art house stuff, but even then, you guys never went for it

Japan has hentai OVAs that are essentially hardcore porn action films like Mezzo Forte. Not that I'm saying Mezzo Forte is good except for the sex scenes, but it takes itself seriously and that's what I like about their stuff.

won't that lead to a repressed society that will never openly talk about or explore sex?

You wouldn't happen to know any cool femdom ones, would you?

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Samefag here just wanna throw a couple more puns your way
Viper Cumslinger
Great Dhongs
The All Night Longclave
President John Henry Eatin
The Mastur
Virile Ghoul
Hancock

Nice bait

There were chinese ghouls in one of the FO3 DLCs.

Yeah, imagine that. Like having abstinence-only sex education in schools.

yeah, the one about the communist submarine, if I recall correctly.

No tard the commie ghoul is in fo4 not 3 3 is the ghoul that lives in a mansion at lookout point

They were in the base game as well, featuring their own radio station even.
fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Mama_Dolce's

Then the Chinese were featured heavily in Operation Anchorage and a bit in Point Lookout.

Femdom... hentai... uh, there's probably some that I just can't remember the names of.

Best example I can think of is the first series of Bible Black, where the witch has Minase under her control and there's some bondage and cuckquening stuff.

Nice catch but they're just mobs. They've never taken advantage of a Chinese ghoul companion or trainer or anything. They put a literal samurai in before a character that seems fairly obvious to include.

Well I guess it was too much to hope for. It's a real pain to look for the kind of stuff I like.

Why the fuck would they include a red communist companion??

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Fallout 2 is a complete piece of trash and there's no reason to play it when fallout 1 is better on every aspect

What does everyone think of the new vegas DLCs? Finished old world blues a while ago and just finished lonesome road and thought it was pretty kino. Are the others as good?

Femdom in general is terribly under served in hentai IIRC

It is. It really is. What were we talking about again? Fallout?

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>a really really unlikely scenario of kids in the vault wanting to leave
That wasn't unlikely though, it actually happens.

It's good.
Get checked friend

It'd be easy to write in a character like that; his back story could be that he was turned into a ghoul during the war and is now disillusioned with communism and war over 150 years of roaming the wastes as a reject surviving only from his knowledge of Chinese martial arts which he passes onto the player; plus commies are based.

It isn't some big twist that the Overseer is an asshole. You weren't the first person he sent out to replace that chip.

Fallout 3 sucks but I wanted to write sexy stories about some of those female ghouls

it's not about karma, it depends on whether you took the bloody mess perk or not

definition of kino

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>Guess I'll just... go bang Tandi now...

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What is Tandi's and Aradesh's ethnic ancestry?

This but inaronically.

Honest Hearts was the worst out of them all to me. Boring tribals, boring religious themes. It's fucking funny that the mormons survive the apocalypse though. They would.

Old World Blues had humourous dialogue but it went on for fucking ever and all the enemies are bullet sponges unless you can hand-load some AP rounds.

Lonesome Road was ok. Liked the setting. Didn't really understand all of Ulysses BS, felt like an idiot (and probably still am) but ultimately decided he was insane and stupid and there is no wisdom in a mad man's ramblings.

Dead Money is the fucking best. Great atmosphere, great storyline, great execution. One of my all time favourite DLCs of any game ever.

Don't listen to the other anons. All were shit. Far Harbour only felt good at the time because it was an improvement compared to the base game, but it's still worse than anything from 3, NV etc. If you enjoyed 4 though then yeah, get it, but don't get any of the others.

>Far Harbor was an improvement compared to the base game
>DLC's sucked
???

fucking retard, you're contradicting yourself

it's like putting a little flag into a shit. it's still shit but atleast it looks nice

I just like how fucking shit the ending is for the Vault Dweller. He saves the vault, and even the rest of humanity and all he gets out of it is a pat on the back.

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Don’t forget he probably watched all his companions die horribly to Super Mutants before that. He was probably dying to return to the vault.

Vault Dweller... had a hard life

If you have low karma, the VD shoots the overseer

>FO1 overseer is a cunt
>that means the game is shit and not that he's specifically designed to be a cunt, including giving you the ability to fucking shoot him right after

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>kills you outside the vault
local boomer btfo

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In F2, you can also right click your party NPCs and there's an option to make them move out of your way.
And you can give Sulik a .223 pistol to turn him into a murder machine at range for the midgame.
You could last I played it over fifteen years ago, anyway.

Only far harbor

You are just a walking corpse.

based

only if you can get them in a bundle on sale

>He saves the vault, and even the rest of humanity
he didnt save the humanity. if anything he doomed it. if you view fallout as an individual title without retrospect vault dweller destroys super mutant production and so halts the forced evolution of humankind. the ending paints a grim image of humanity slowly withering and dying and eventually going extinct.

Kill yourself

Chris Avellone, lead-writer for New Vegas' DLCs, felt that Fallout was more interesting when it was about loose bands of survivors navigating their way through the wastes. He felt that once the NCR became big and established, the series lost a lot of it's appeal. That's why so much of NV DLCs have themes of letting go or starting over, and why Ulysses tries to nuke the hell out of Nevada. In lonesome road, you're pretty much convincing Chris Avellone that there is worth in a Fallout world that's not a wasteland.

Sulik has spirits and grampy bone watches over him, he's cool.

Considering the alternative would be turning all of humanity into giant retards who can't think for themselves, I think humanity lucked out

even if supermutants were sterile they would preserve humankind in that form in that alternative outcome where humans dont adapt to the radiation and die out eventually. of course it's really easy to say now that ending master's plan is a nobrainer when you can just look at fallout 2 and see that humans survive without forced evolution for next few centuries.

Fast shot is better in F2 because there is actually a good choice of heavy guns and in generally there is more burst weapons to abuse the trait.

t. Lou Tenant

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No one on the surface is really "human" anyway. They've all suffered some mutation or another. The longer the timeline goes on the more damaged and farther from human they become.
Super-mutants were strong, immune to ionizing radiation, and best of all lacked just the right amount of free will. Remember that the pyramids didn't build themselves. Remember that every time your shit gets stolen, that's free-will at work. Remember that every time you see a welfare queen, that's free-will.

Humanity is a machine and this emphasis on the individual is a cancer. Or a wrench in the gears, I guess, to fit with the analogy.

this which leads to having actual difficult choices to take and the characters and quests are fun and interesting too

Yes, since 3 years ago if you paid attention

I remember aimed shots being retarded late game in fallout 1. Game became easy mode where you could just waste everything in a single turn almost with the right build and turbo plasma rifle.

>literally picked the worst example to show that modded FO4 can be enjoyable

also go back to the trash dump that is /fog/

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the mutants couldn't reproduce though, they were doomed t die out from the start

>keep human cattle
>turn the strong into mutants and eat the ones who are beyond breeding-age
wow looks like that problem is solved

Kill yourself

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I'm assuming you're talking about Metzger and the Slaver's Guild, which you don't really have to fight in order to get Vic out. Just ask for Vic, backtrack to his shack in Klamath, and get the radio, you fucking illiterate retard. Level up and get better equipment if you want to kill them.

hes talking about the part where you have to kill the guys in the church in the den
and that legitimately is the hardest fight in the game

The point is that he's a piece of shit old retard ruler who hates your guts which is why he sent you in the first place to die in the wastes.
Not like this is unprecedented in RL.

Soulless trash, just like you.

> Honest Hearts was the worst out of them all to me. Boring tribals, boring religious themes. It's fucking funny that the mormons survive the apocalypse though. They would.

t. retard

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Is this image an in-game thing?

Anyone here tried it? I'm always down for ideas

Works on my machine

The point is that he's in the wrong you faggot.

anybody have a download link for this gaem?

This is California we're talking about so probably le 56%

No, but it does look like it could come from fallout 2.

yeah because before I decide the fate of an entire state what I really want to do is play god amongst a bunch of dirt-kickers.
The expansion is low-stakes as hell compared to the base game, and out of all the DLC's it's obviously the most boring.

It really isn't if it keeps the plebs out.

Based and zoomerpilled

you get some shitty artillery markers from a chink ghoul hiding in his 200 year old submarine off the harbor in F4. he's a faggot with no spine that "regrets" his nuke shenanigans and tries to manipulate you into helping him leave for chinkland, home, at least before we nuked it up

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There's probably one on f95. Keep in mind that it hasn't been updated in a WHILE. Still at 0.2, since the devs love it slow. It's an ambitious project, I admit but Russians gonna Russian.

>all these (You)'s
Not this time kiddo also your waifu is fucking shit.

lolf

yeah i noticed, but the links all require an account, and i'm betting it's all valued poster of 100 posts requirements shit

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Not that guy but i've never played any of the DLCs for NV, they worth a shot?

Yes, even with their flaws they're worth a shot. Honest Hearts is the worst one and I'd always skip it but if you haven't experienced it, you should. It's not that long of a DLC anyway.

I tried to play through the original fallout like a year ago.
I have to be honest, I am usually a pretty patient gamer, but fuck.
Fuck me I just couldn't do it. It's so fucking slow holy shit.

go back to fartnite, zoomer.

Nah, you can see all links and downloads, but you can't post links until you get 3 posts.

Super mutants can't reproduce so that's an evolutionary dead end.

...

The Master didn't want to let any humans live or reproduce. In his ideal world everyone would eventually be a supermutant

>tfw Sierra army depot

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saving this thread with a lone survivor

Am I the only one who never had a problem with him? Ian,Tycho and Dogmeat are my endgame posse.

Like seriously, I've never been shot by this dude and it makes me think that everyone playing but me is a retard.

I'm usually the one who kills him though. sorry buddy.