>rival joins the party
Rival joins the party
Anthony Thompson
Luis Scott
daily reminder that AJ has literally not once ever done anything wrong
Oliver Adams
look at rogan's jewish ass smile
he's letting the success go to his head.
Cooper Murphy
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Jose Perez
>yfw alex jones is taller than joe rogan
Levi Roberts
...
Evan Gonzalez
BASED
Evan Lee
Alexander Miller
>protagonist is a dwarf
Tyler Diaz
>tfw no gf like this
Carson Myers
Could Alex beat Joe 1v1? He looks like a bigger guy and Joe is a hippie faggot.
Brayden Reed
EVERY TIME
Carter Barnes
based
Parker Nguyen
>enemy revives himself
Dominic Cox
Carson Wood
Joe is packing mostly muscle, Alex is packing at least half-fat and seems more out of shape in general. Joe is also a pretty trained fighter.
David Peterson
does gilbert gottfried really just come on Yea Forums and read pastas aloud for us these days
Juan Bennett
what the fuck
I thought alex was taller than 5'10
Joe is only like 5'7
James Phillips
Joe is standing on a stool while on his tippy toes.
Grayson Rivera
Alex is wearing a pretty cool shirt. I want one !
Bentley Turner
Wait, what? Did they make up?
Nathaniel Sanchez
>gilbert gottfried
holy fuck Im dying
Benjamin Perez
sounded more like a doug stanhope
Landon Lopez
They just did a five hour podcast. It's a must listen.
Adrian Collins
not high pitched enough
Sebastian Green
>had almost this exact interaction with my older sister when I was 12 and she was 15 or 16
And people wonder why my life is so fucked up...
Ethan Murphy
You'd be fine if you polished plugged it up user
Joshua Barnes
>actually started off my first relationship pretty much like this
and thats why you date older women
Jaxson Murphy
Probably doesn't want to kill his throat more than he already did.
Nicholas Ramirez
>files.catbox.moe
Jontron?
Jonathan Fisher
Yeah, in fact that was what Joe wrote himself when he announced Alex was on.
Joe has said all along that if he saw Alex, he'd still consider him a friend. He just couldn't condone some of the crazy shit he has been saying.
Lincoln Allen
Most of what he says is at least partially true.
Austin Evans
maaaaaaaaaaaan... and I was sure this story was gonna end with Jones murdering Rogan in a lead-contaminated supplement induced psychotic break
and then we could hear Eddie Bravo talk about how death isn't real. it's all a Vatican plot to install a one world government.
Wyatt Smith
Sandyhook is total bullshit. Anyone who thinks that is a hoax is an idiot, which is basically what Joe was saying.
He was right about the gay frogs though. Joe actually spoke about this a few weeks ago with someone else, he said that Alex Jones had brought to light some actual conspiracies but the shit with Sandyhook and Pizzagate went too far.
I was so excited for this podcast until I saw Eddie Bravo was involved. He is so fucking annoying.
Easton Martinez
Being a Zionist shill that completely deflected Eddy Bravo's question and instead said he liked black people and Asian food
He did everything fucking wrong
Cooper Phillips
hasn't eddie stepped back from going too deep into conspiracies?
Xavier Walker
dude trains at a gym with MMA champions, and they got a bag that measures the power of your kick, and Joe has the record on that bag. He could litterly turn Alex's bones into broth
Isaiah Lopez
Someone needs to send Eddie various conspiracy anime.
Brandon Howard
You're pretty fucking dumb if you honestly believe that
Kevin Jones
youtube.com
Alex is mostly fat. You really think he could beat this?
Gabriel Howard
he know thinks space is fake and it was made up by the vatican so they could fake an alien invasion to install a one world government
that motherfucker din't stand back from anything, he leaped headfirst into a steaming pile of stupid
John Allen
>tfw I found this insanely arousing
I'm too far gone.
James Hughes
lol you got a vid of this?
Adam Jones
the whole time
Austin Roberts
Jaxson Russell
>kicking in a real fight
Dominic Gonzalez
>not doing what you need to do to win in a real fight
Yeah good luck getting your fucking head bounced off the concrete and dying because you were the only one fighting with an unspoken set of rules.
Jack Long
8 0 0
P O U N D
G O R I L L A
Austin Rivera
BASED
Ryder Hall
youtube.com
Look at this skinny motherfucker. The big muscled dude looks all confident at first but he has no idea how to fight. The fight ends with him looking completely intimidated and confused.
Joseph Green
>cuts to schaub
Eli Adams
Joe: You're freaking me out with the voice
Alex: No no... it's a southern lovin' voice
Sebastian James
jump to 6:30 wiseguy
youtube.com
A man can't stand, he can't fight -- Terry Silver Karate Kid 3
Leo Nelson
We need an Alex Jones game. Preferably with Souls-style combat.
Joshua Perry
It's called Bloodborne.
Blake Cook
I think you mean BrothBone
Jacob Ortiz
>blood sucking demons
check
>interdimensional child molesting goblins
check (sort of)
>human-animal hybrids
check
>baby sacrifice
check
>giant coverup by powerful institutions
check, holy shit BB is reality
Leo Mitchell
It's called Deus Ex
Dominic Baker
Too small
Adrian Campbell
*eyes pop out of head*
AWOOOGA AWOOOGA
Levi Smith
No, because
*moves closer to fire*
Grug see spirits when eat mushroom
Spirits tell Grug how land and sky work
Jomee, pull up tablet
Yes, even now, Grug know more than before
Mushroom give knowledge secrets
*looks over at cave painting*
Look, mammoth must be as heavy as 500 grugs, can kill you easy
Kayden Thompson
Play Morrowind
The Ending of The Words is ALMSIVI
Jordan Sanders
Kek
Ryder Morgan
Deus Ex is already Alex Jones: the Vidya.
Charles Cooper
>but he has no idea how to fight.
That's pretty much the only reason why that kid stood a chance. He wasn't setting up any of his kicks, all it would've took is the bigger guy to wrestle him and take him to the ground and the fights over but of course the bigger guy just sat at kicking range and psyched himself out instead.
Michael Barnes
I don't like alex jones because his conspiracy nonsense but his deplatform was pretty bullshit.
Asher Reyes
reminder that centrism is conservate apologia
William Flores
Thanks user, this brings me back.
Nicholas Long
Wrestling is king in real fighting, doing some meme shit kicks will just get you put on your ass against a good wrestler. You kicks ain't doing shit when your on the ground.