Sword and Shield

>Parma
Huh, like the ham?

He is so cute

It's a kind of shield, just like Dirk is a kind of sword (closer to a dagger, but close enough)

>Dirk

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Why base a region on a country that is bleak and rainy 24/7/365? Fuck Galar.

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>peak boy & peak girl
holy yikes, what a shit taste

I wonder what she smells like haha

Wool and sausage.

hipster and a dyke

Scottish for dagger

Good taste user

Dirk the pokemon jerk

it's not scottish though

peak boy is and always will be red fag.

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>make her ugly and give her plain grandma clothes
If they think this will stop people from making porn of her, they are scarily wrong

Fuck thats immediately what I thought of

Dirk? What kind of faggot ass name is that? Parma? What kind of lesbian fucking name is that?

shit taste

Red and Dawn are best

>make her ugly and give her plain grandma clothes
They're just trying to be as accurate to real Scots as possible. Sounds like they're doing a fine job so far.

formerly Sun

The guy would go in C tier and the girl B tier.

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No way that’s their real name

>serena is c
this must be bait, right? no one could really have that opinion...

What a shitty list.

What the hell kind of names are those?

this is easily the worst image i have ever seen in my life

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Jesus dude you have some serious trash taste.

>May, Rosa and Hilda
>not S tier

>Dirk
?

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more like dork, lol

It's a scottish blade and a male name

I hate the new Pokemon girl designs so much. Donut Girl was the last good one.

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Aye, but targe-chan just doesn't sound good

Are these the new protagonists? Right as usual. The guy is a shitty dork (almost literally this time) and the girl is a perfect 10/10 waifu. Excellent.

Have there been any articles yet about how they should've been black?

Nah everybody’s too busy sucking off the super cute starters

>sword

>right girl but delicious brown

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>peak boy
>nate
Right region, wrong trainer

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>ultra sun above sun
ningen what

Pokémon Hipster and Pokémon Tumblr

Nate has the worst Male character design.

>24/7/365
twenty-four hours a day
seven days a week
THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FIVE WEEKS A YEAR

>Platinum Dawn that low

and i'm not even a sinnohfag

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Fucking Americans

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His clothes are way more appealing and fitting to the Alolan region.

Someone on /vp/ suggested Angus and Agnes, I'm going with that even if the rest of the internet doesnt

Who the the most powerful trainer out of the protags?

Pokémon PENIS and Pokémon VAGINA

Gold

based on what the story demands they actually capture? Brendan/May
otherwise it doesn’t matter because they’re all representative of generic Pokémon trainers who can catch whatever the fuck they want

OFFICIAL PROTAG TIER LIST

>B TIER
RBGY Red, GSC Ethan, RS Brendan, Emerald Brendan, FRLG Red, DP Lucas, Platinum Lucas, HGSS Ethan, Hilbert, Nate, Calem, ORAS Brendan, SM Elio, USUM Elio, Chase, SS boy

>S TIER
Kris, RS May, Emerald May, Leaf, DP Dawn, Platinum Dawn, Lyra, Hilda, Rosa, Serena, ORAS May, SM Selene, USUM Selene, Elaine, SS girl

based

The boy should have been blonde. Prove me wrong. Pro tip you can't.

>dallas

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Fuck you, Dirk is based

>Hey, is it alright?
>To, take a brand new leap?
>Into, the world I want to keep
>So close, to me...
>Be the sword, be the sword, be the sword to my shield!
>Be the sword, be the sword, be the sword to my shield!
>Wherever I may go, will you follow me?
>Protect me from danger...
I was listening to Face My Fears when I saw this thread and this popped into my head.

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...

thanks, now i'm going to associate that song with pokeshit.

Would you rather associate Shield-chan with Life Is Strange? Because when I saw art of her, I hadn't heard the announcement and I genuinely thought it was Max.

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Same

>sallad

Neck yourself my man

Unironically I would because I find Max adorable and don't care what you fags with no taste think about my wife and her game.

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>not naming him Bradley Chaddington Esq. III

>feminist cunt
>anti-vaxxer
>gets bossed around by an abusive woe-is-me even bigger feminist cunt
fuck your waifu desu senpai

>Naming him after a tiny dagger instead of a giant glorious claymore
Projection is obvious.

Where were their names revealed?

Oh believe me, my inevitable sex bot in the future is gonna look just like her. The second one is gonna be Chloe. If I'm rich enough, I'm gonna have a whole Life is Strange sexbot harem.

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seek help for your shit taste in waifus basedboy

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there is no help, I don't have enough money yet to build my sexbots. Plus, the technology isn't advanced enough to be worth it yet. I can't wait for the future and hear my robo max say "wowzer" while i'm deep inside her

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