That one kid who had Pokemon Shield

>that one kid who had Pokemon Shield

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>their parents thought it had something to do with Iron Man and his friends

I’m getting shield and my gf is getting sword, deal with it OP

Guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship.

The tranny gf obviously.

If she's still around by then.

What would the third game be? Pokemon Sheath?

>not getting Shield and easily getting all the Sword exclusives through trading

Gun.

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Hammer

>not getting whatever and finding that one rare pokémon that people want for the pokédex and trade it over the gts to get everything
God, early S/M was too good. Bank was not ready and you had to steal the razor claw from Jangmo-o/Hakamo-o to get a Weavile. Kids didn't know and I got all the opposite version lengendary/UBs from dexfags, kek

1. You know there will be version exclusives.
2. You know stupid young children, immature teenagers, and edgy shits will buy sword because their penises will fall off if their hands aren't wrapped around the most phallic choice.
3. There will be a premium for shield exclusives, especially if Bank isn't compatible with the Switch.

If you have a brain you pick the red option.

there hasn't been a third game since platinum

Staff

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>not getting the game that correspond with your favorite legendary
even if most games now let you get both legendaries, I’ll choose the one with the one I like

It'd be an easy way to spot furfaggots.

only retards pick sword.

Pokemon Sword & Shield
WHOAH

It's called S Word because it's Shit.

>nupokemon
into the fucking garbage it goes

>tfw red is my favorite color
FUCK YOU TOO GAME FREAK

Nuke

nice

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>Pokemon Wizard
both sword and shield BTFO

imagine being so insecure about your sexuality you choose shield

>one copy of pokemon shield please

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Pokemon Bola

>he chose the phallic sword over the pusy shield
lot of gays itt

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can't unsee

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Fuck that's the hottest stock photo bitch I've ever seen.

t. DPS shitter

>no 3rd game with gens 5, 6, or 7
>expecting one for this
Premium retard

yeah I'm getting shield as well

>buy Shield
>everyone else in class picked Sword
>they can only get the sick Shield-exclusive mons by trading with me
Your move Swordfags

>Their cuck little brothers get shield
>Beat them up, get their pokemon
>Beat you up, get your pokemon
Checkmate, user

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bow and arrow

yeah so what?

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Pokemon Charge Blade

Pokemon Pre-Birth Abortion

Pokemon Post Birth Abortion

>not dual wielding shields