That NEET that sits in the shower and pretends to give a fake interview about that video game he never made

I have a job and I'm getting married. Looks like someone got offended by my little thread :^)

How do you sit in your shower?

did you really make a thread to make fun of yourself

thank god that's not me ...

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>the zoomer who sits in the shower and thinks about that time he got his favorite streamer to mention him by name after donating. Thinks about the next time he can save up enough money to do it again.

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NEETs don't shower, you dumb nigger.

yeah, wtf, explain op

That’s silly. The shower is for coming up with comebacks to arguments you had in high school.

I haven't showered in 2 weeks

Do you have any idea how relaxing it is to just sit in silence while warm water runs over your body like a blanket fresh out of the dryer?

#metoo

I only shower like 2 or 3 times a week and I am not NEET lmao

How the fuck do I get a gf bros? I can’t take it anymore I’m so lonely and horny

I have a step in my shower and it's quite comfy to sit down kinda like a Sauna.

>that doomer who finds himself just standing in the bathroom because he has yet to find the will to actually wash himself

Just sit. Put your butt on the drain so it makes a fun puddle to play in.

>he doesn't steal his parents' credit card to donate
lmao'ing @ ur life

Remember that these dumb nigs probably never saw all the imagery of people sitting in waterfalls with water draping over them

Does anyone else think that the low resolution of pepe images like this gives OPs credibility? Not the pepe itself, but the low-res/pre-2000 quality of the image itself?

>taking a shower
>never made a game
>already planning the sequel to it

Holy shit!!! I'm not the only one!!

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And then instead of beating him they send him to gender therapy and chop his dick off.

comfy observation

Yikes imagine shitting in the shower and mashing the turds down the drain with your hands. Now that would truly be disgusting huh

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looks like we got ourselves a turd-stomper, boys

>that NEET who's so brainlet he sits and reads the op for 2 minutes and still doesn't understand it

everyone in this thread is a dumb fat faggot, go hang yourselfs

>wagie who says he's just working for minimum wage temporarily until he makes his award-winning game and becomes the next notch

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Is it weird if I have an OC donut steel fantasy world that I've invented in my head and have been building on for years? The main character of the world is also my self-insert and has lots of cute (2d) girls in love with him. In the shower and lying in bed I roleplay different scenarios in the world.

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god claire is so hot!!

I either pretend to be an actor or sing when I'm in
sometimes I get lightheaded in the shower so badly I can't stand

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>projecting
also fuck you what did I ever do to you

>That 20+ year old who listens to his favorite song and acts like he's performing it in front of the entire high school as an audience

Hah...cringe...

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It’s called waffling.

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT

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And that’s why you’re here posting this shit right? Instead of tending to your wife?

>stomps towards you like Mr. X

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Just now I was taking a shower and pretending to give an interview about how I incorporated pre-raphaelite flatness on the key-frames of the bosses animations of my Castlevania ripoff.

>that NEET who sits in front of his computer pretending he's livestreaming and talking to the chat even though he doesn't have a webcam, a decent microphone, a stable internet connection, and enough money to buy his favorite games else he'd starve for the whole month

>im 5'8"
more like Mr. XS

>that doomer that dreams of living a life of success and fulfillment only to wake up in cold sweat and realize that all he has to show for his pitiful existence are some measly shitposts on a taiwanese basket weaving forum

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my wife doesn't eat tendies a

>Slowly collecting your thoughts while waking up in the shower wondering how anything you're doing with your life matters, how any of this matters, knowing one day your thoughts will cease to exist, your mind, your body, everything that makes you "you" will disappear forever, leaving behind nothing but a meager impression on a few lives that will be lost within 2 generations, but that's okay because if nothing in the world matters it doesn't matter what you do, it's complete freedom, there's no sense in killing yourself because it doesn't matter if you die right this second or 100 years from now, so you might as well enjoy life, but you've gotta go to work right now, a meaningless job, 1/3 of my life is spent on useless sleep and another 1/3 on useless work that isn't affecting anyone in any consequential way, just don't think about that thought, just don't think about losing everything you've worked for, everyone you love, everything important to you to an inevitable, inescapable fate, just think about what you need to do today and get through the next 24 hours, okay?

>showering
What the fuck?

That NEET who compulsively takes a shower every couple hours because it's his only source of comfort and his family gets mad because it's using up all the water.

wright in da benis

>Do this
>Even laugh to myself as if I was reading something funny in chat

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nice try Bobby, but your lame jokes won't get me

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>"I can quit and kill myself any day. Whenever that bitch manager says the right thing is when I do it...|"

I do unfortunately. I live in sort of a converted attic type deal and the ceilings are wonky in spots. There was enough room to hunch over a bit and stand but i prefer to just sit. Kinda sucks but I make my showers pretty quick.

haha

LMAO

>Have the programming skills to make simple vidya
>Have no creative or original ideas
>Made clones of a few 16 bit games for my portfolio but can't think of any games I'd like to make

dangit bobby

>that user that sits in his chair stroking his underwhelming dick and pretends he's fucking girls who will never even talk to him

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GET OUT OF MY BODY YOU FUCKING BONEY FREAK

That kid who sits in front of the lake and pretends to give fake interviews about the kingdom he never saved

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>showering
wow we have a real go-getter here guys, fuck off

You can find an idea guy. They're a dime a dozen.

fuck off randy

Sounds like me except I wake up freezing instead because the heating system has been broken for years just like muh heart

Step #1
Be a chad
Step #2
If you haven't had a girlfriend at this point in your life then you are doing something wrong, change every aspect of your being to be more chad-like. You are probably a beta or shy or socially awkward so change those things. If that's too hard, then just accept you won't get laid unless you pay an escort or wait until they invent robot girlfriends.

Sounds like schizoid personality disorder. Consider becoming a trap.

But do you sit on the floor or in a chair like a geriatric fuck?

Do you shower with boiling water or something?

I only shower 3-4 times a week in the winter but in the summer when I'm outside biking and shit I have to shower daily.

They call it escapism and dissociation (from reality) I'd only say it's unhealthy if you are doing it so much you forget to actually work on improving your situation. Assuming your situation is bad of course, if you live an otherwise healthy fulfilling life and still dissociate then yeah you should probably try to fill the time with something else, maybe something social or productive? Be very careful though it's far too easy to create a world you believe is worth living in, and to do so too much you lose touch with what's really going on. Or, go the Tolkien route and write a book about your world and immerse millions of people in it for fucking decades, literally making the world a better place with your imagination.

>not quoting your favorite games in the shower
YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER

>That NEET who imagines himself making his dream RPG that becomes a huge success and imagines himself showing it to his friends and family

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>when you take your weekly shower

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It doesn't at all

yeah the problem is there's a huge difference between Idea Guys and people who have actually put any time and effort into designing games. the latter are probably doing their own thing in the tabletop world

Unironically seek help

>beta or shy or socially awkward
How do you stop being all 3 when you have no friends?

Time to write your isekai fantasy.

I went a month or two without showering once. I learned the trick is to have specific shower days during the week. Once a routine has set in enough you're stuck in it through thick and thin

Greatest oc world that never became anything belongs to deviantart.com/syrsa

You might remember him from the tf2 days for such classics as Gura Az
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAE-vbGAjqk

Or Sniper's godly knife
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3bdiQGxBO-c

Guy basically had some obsession with giantesses with giant tits and created a whole oc world about them. I found out about this since he happened to make a bunch of quality music about it.

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>That neet lonely guy who goes on instagram and twitter to steal pictures of cute girls and pretend to be them online forcing personality traits of my own and pretending as if I was them, making friends of mostly guys and even roleplaying with them
y-yikes g-good thing that's not me

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>weekly shower

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no, it's just something a lot of people outgrow. it's not a bad thing though, you just need to start turning it into something productive. start writing and world building then try developing new ideas/worlds and you could probably start creating stuff people would read or whatever

I shower as warm as I can so I guess

Wait, isn’t this very normal?
I’ve conjured entire worlds in my head, video games, movie trilogies, book series and I do it every day while in the bath, taking a shit, sitting in the garden, in the bed, while cooking, at work etc.

>Yea Forums talks about video games
>endlessly shit-fest

>Yea Forums talks about broken dreams and sadness
>group camp-fire circle and bon-fire singing

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it's incredibly normal for people who go into creative fields

I haven’t showered in 19 days

Why is his nametag not backwards in the reflection?

It just sucks because I’m a horrible writer and can’t draw. Actually I have no talents at all. Would love to get the ideas out of my head

>That NEET who wears a towel around his waist after a shower and it kind of resembles a pareo skirt so you start doing sexy female poses and sitting cross-legged and they start getting a chubby by playing this pretend game so they stop because they are afraid of the implications

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>That 22 year old who wasted his youth playing video games
>Isn't good at any sport
>dropped out of college
>Has no income basically a NEET
>Has no motivation or goals

That's normal
>The main character of the world is also my self-insert and has lots of cute (2d) girls in love with him. In the shower and lying in bed I roleplay different scenarios in the world.
That's not normal

You're either a genius or someone with low standards.
Fictional ideas come and go like generic moods.
If you've written "entire trilogies" in your head, try letting them out and see how people respond to them.

Literally me except 24.

>cute girl on okcupid agrees to meet
>go to local bar for a few drinks
>end up getting shitfaced and crying about how im a massive failure
>time to leave
>she hugs me and says we’ll be in touch
How many months do I need to wait before calling her? It’s been 2.

>22
You still have time. I'm a 35 yo NEET.

>mod gets pissy about this thread

>puts it on auto-sage

kek, dabbing on the jannies

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everyone here has different tastes that they’ll shit on each other for, but most can relate to being depressed and lonely nerds.

G H T D

You never call this person back. You humiliated yourself in front of them and they never want to see you again. I would say unless you look like Chris Pratt or some other hollywood hunk your chance to strike out is 100% and that's assuming she didn't already block your number / e-mail / profile.

Every time a board discusses something not related it turns very civil for some reason

>a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy. Affected individuals may be unable to form intimate attachments to others and simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate, and exclusively internal fantasy world

The first part is de facto anime girl poster, so it stands to reason they're a schizoid.

I have conversations in my mind all the time at work just to get through the day.

Not him, but I should really see a doctor I think

I post on Yea Forums because I’m lonely and sad

The floor of your shower should not be “gross” if that’s normal to you then you need to do some serious thinking on your lifestyle

On the plus side, they'll never forget you. Even at the end, they'll probably recall you for a few moments and feel pity. Better than nothing.

I do the same things (without the self insert stuff) but unfortunately I’m shit at writing so nothing would ever come out of my ideas anyways.

Fuck no, I made a similar mistake once and later when I hung out with this girl, who i thought was my friend, she was telling other people in the party the story of my sperg out right in front of me too. She either didn't remember it was me or worse didn't care that I was there. She didn't tell them it was me, but she told the same story with exact accuracy and just mentioned "some guy I went on a date with"
This chick is laughing about this dude' fuck up to anyone that will listen.