He did nothing wrong?
He did nothing wrong?
He did nothing
This meme is reserved for heinous villains, not chill dudes with shit luck.
Just like his wife.
Why was he married to a zombie?
He was a meat eater
He basically saved Leon and Claire.
>his wife was misty
based daddy/little girl dynamic
He didn't finish his burger.
He was a dangerous driver. He got bit in the first place because he wasn't watching the road and hit what could just as easily have been a living person. Afterwards, when he starts feeling like shit, he continues barreling down an urban road while fading in and out of consciousness instead of just pulling over. If it weren't for the zombie outbreak, it was only a matter of time before he killed somebody on the road.
He crashed a truck
I would eat his meat.
What goes around, comes around
Tbh, people aren't supposed to be wandering around on a highway, especially not late at night.
He ate a borgar
t. zombie
Man, Kenny really put on some weight.
Considering his fat ass and being american, i bet he still did, while bleeding and all.
You can tell this game was developed by gooks that burger is a fucking abomination probably already infected with the g virus
>already infected with the g virus
most probably, the rats caused the outbreak by contaminating the food
When is someone going to extract the beautiful hair off that zombie he rammed and mod it onto Claire, Ada and Katherine?
Truck stop food is a biohazard that rivals the T virus.
I was hoping that the trucker would say something along those lines
I was also hoping that Kendo would slip "Babe" somewhere
Its no more ghoulish looking than what you typically get at MickeyDs
kek that filename
Yeah right I bet if it was a piece of sushi they would have had a whole team dedicated to programming a hit box or some shit for every grain of their glorious rice
I'd actually be more incredulous if he was driving around on the interstate with a 5 star burger. I know you're not getting some fancy burger on the highway.
Why was he barreling his truck into the middle of the ruined city?
It's probably a photoscanned burger that they bought at mcdonalds and forgot to scan until the next day.
Obviously Mr. X was after his burger.
He got bit and was trying to get to the hospital.
but he was heading towards the police station
I wish to eat a burger
True, but it could just have easily been something like a fallen tree that would fuck up his truck, dude took his eyes off the road for way too long